University of Fanfic writers!

Phantom_Renegade:I do not own anything here except myself.And possibly soem characters that come in later.Also PLZ NOTE:READ THIS!I do use real fanfic writers in this fic WITHOUT their permission so plz don't be offended and also Don't worry everything I write about the author's is gd.Okay?

FFGSquall:Phantom!HEY PHANTOM!

Phantom_Renegade:Hey FFG, 'sup dude!

FFGSquall:Nothin' much.Hey have a look at this.They moved all of us into dorms with people and NOT of our choice!

Phantom_Renegade:WHAT!?Lemme see that!*Grabs the note*Dammit!Dude that sucks!I'm gonna have to fiish that fanfic with somebody else watching over my shoulder every 5 seconds!

FFGSquall:I'm going to the Head.

Phantom_Renegade:Don't!I don't want another mock court incident!

FFGSquall:Okay,Okay!

Phantom_Renegade:I'm gonna run for student counsil that way I could stop this thing!Unlike that Nerd,Joey,joe-joe jr.(----NOT A REAL AUTHOR PPL!)

FFGSquall:Yeah,that guy is right up the principals ass!Anyway,how do you plan on winning this election?

Phantom_Renegade:Tell 'em what's going on and they'll vote for me!

FFGSquall:Are you sure?Okay....

2 months later...

Phantom_Renegade:Okay,Joey-boy!You've got 3 minutes to clear out MY desk!

J.J-J.Jr.:Yes...sir!*Shudders*

Phantom_Renegade:I still can't believe I only won by a single vote!

FFGSquall:Only 3 people voted and two of them were us dude!

Phantom_Renegade:Oh yeah!^_^Oh by-the-way first-thing's-first!*Walks onto the stage at the assembly*MY FELLOW STUDENTS FEEL FREE TO KEEP YOUR ROOM-MATES!*Rips up the dorm letter*

Students:*Cheer*

Phantom_Renegade:And by-the-way,this week's fic of the fortnight winner is....*Drum roll* Ryoko85 for:Sonic comes to battle city!

Students:*Cheer even louder*

Phantom_Renegade:I should've just let her run for president.-_-'

Next day....

Phantom_Renegade:*Is typing things on the computer*

Raiden76:What're you typing?Another fanfic?

Phantom_Renegade:Yup!^_^

Raiden76:You only type up so much work because of Erika!

Phantom_Renegade:Yup.-_-'

FFGSquall:How's it going dudes!?

Phantom:Yo,FFG 'sup man?Why're you so happy?

FFGSquall:Because we've finally got a new room mate!

Phantom:For real!?Cool!We've veen looking for what is it?A month now!

FFGSquall:Yeah!It's Mikey B23!

Raiden67:You're kiddin' me!THE Mikey B23!He's in our dorm!Cool!

Phantom:He was the 1st reviewer of my 1st ever fic!

MikeyB23:Hey!

Phantom:Hi

MikeyB23:Aren't you the guy that wrote The Saviours or something?

Phantom:Yeah.*Closes down his profile*I'd like to stay and welcome you but I have something I need to do.*leaves room*

MikeyB23:What was that all about?-_O'

Raiden67:I dunno,he always does this though.-_-'

FFGSquall:Yeah...

*Back to Phantom*

Phantom:*Is walking down the corridor*(I may have forgotten to mention that author's have a small douse of their author powers in this):Hehe,this place'll always be kinda crazy.

Ryoko85:*Hits GogetaSS7 with a big anime hammer*

Phantom_Renegade:Hey Ryoko85!Can I talk for a second?

Ryoko85:Okay,as long as he*looks at GogetaSS7*Doesn't move.

Phantom_Renegade:Okay,you know how your fanfiction won fic of the fortnight?Well the characters from your fanfic are coming,3 of them.It's your choice.

Ryoko85:Hmmmm,I'm going to have to think about that one...

Phantom_Renegade:Why not just bring your 3 "Boyfriends"?

Ryoko85:*hits Phantom_Renegade with huge Anime Hammer*

Phantom_Renegade:....ouch.X_X

Ryoko85:*Walks away looking quite happy*

Phantom_Renegade:*Get's up holding a big lump on his head*Goddam that hurt!

Death_Scythe:I'm bored..I need somebody to chase!*See's Phantom_Renegade*

Phantom_Renegade:Shazbot!O_O

Death_Scythe:*Pulls out frying pan of death from her fanfic*You've got 5 minutes to run before I come gunning for ya!

Phantom:Ten.

Death_Scythe:RUN ALREADY!

Phantom:*Ran into the library and on top of a book case*

Death_Scythe:Come out,come out whereever you aaaaaare!*Hit's frying Pan in hand threatiningly*

Phantom:That was only 3 minutes!Whoops!

DeathScythe:*Shakes bookcase and Phantom falls off of it*

Phantom_Renegade:...eep!

WingZero:DEATH_SCYTHE!Get you butt over here!

DS:JUST A MINUTE!I'M HITTING THIS JERK THE PHANTOM_RENEGADE!

WingZero:WHAT DID HE DO?*Shouting because she's at the entrance and NOT because she's angry because well...she's not angry*

DS:Flirted with me!

Phantom:WHAT!?No I didn't!

WingZero:Hmmm just to be sure!Hit him a couple of times!

DS:Yay!*Eats chocolate and hit Phantom repeatedly*

WZ:Okay,that's enough.

DS:Aww,he's not even dead!HE'S NOT EVEN IN A COMA!

Ryoko85:Phantom,I decided to bring along Yugi/Yami that's 1 person.

Phantom:*Is too beaten to argue*okay.

Ryoko85:Also I'll bring Shadow ans Sonic.

Phantom:Okay.@_@---Is dazed.

Ryoko85:Make it happen NOW!

Phantom:*Clicks fingers and Sonic,Shadow,Yami and Yugi appear*

Shadow:Where are we and how did we get here!?

Yugi:Isn't this that anime academy?

Yami:-_-'How did you know that?

Ryoko85:Cool!The characters from my fic!

Phantom:I'm gonna need protection from Shadow.He probably didn't want to come here even if it is in the rules!I know!*Snaps fingers and Yami Renegade appears!

Yami Renegade:Renegade dude!Long time no see!

Yami:*Gasp*You have a yami!

Phantom:Sorta,he's a character in one of my fanfics so technically yeah.Because I can bring him to life.Like THIS!*Snaps fingers and Joey Wheeler appears!

Yugi:Joey!

Joey:Yuge!How did I get here?-_O'

Phantom:Welcome to the University of Fanfics!

Joey:Oh,okay where's my room of fanfics.Y'know the room they need a whole room for me because ther are so many about me!

Phantom:There isn't one,I think you may have your own file or something.But it's mainly based on Yugi more than you.

Joey:*Falls anime style and face goes red with anger*THAT'S IT BUSTER,IF YOU OWN THIS PLACE THEN YOU HAD BETTER GET ME A ROOM RIGHT NOW OR ELSE!

Phantom:*Smirks*Or else what?

Joey:Or else I'll kick your scrawny ass!

Phantom:I'm the taller one out of me and my Yami so technically if you call me scrawny you call HIM*Points to Y Renegade*even more than scrawny!And he doesn't like it when people do that.NOW YAMI-ME!

Y Renegade:*Tries to lift up a hammer but is too small*

Phantom:-_-' New plan.I'll make him my height!

Y Renegade:*Permenantly grows by 3 ft to be 5"6*

Phantom:You know what to do!

Y Renegade:With pleasure.*Grabs a flamethrower*

everyone:O_O

Phantom:Btw,I don't own this place okay?I'm student counsil Rep. but that's just a label.Just call me Phantom.

Shadow:What's your real name kid?

Phantom:....Not tellin'.Some very embarrasing stuff from fics I wrote.

Sonic:I think I know who he is!Hey Sean!

Phantom:Yeah?DAMMIT!

Shadow:This is the kid that made you and that girl kiss and stuff?

Sonic:Yeah,but he changed it all in the end.

Yugi:What exactly is going on here?

Phantom:Well*Explains rules to them*

Yugi:I see and one of use has to stay?

Phantom:Well if Yugi or Yami stays the other stays.

Yugi:Fair enough.I'll stay then.

Phantom:That was easy,okay.We need to find a dorm for you 2 then.We still have 4 beds but it's kinda cramped.Come on I'll show you and you can decide then.*Takes Yugi and Yami to his dorm*

Yugi:It's not cramped.

Phantom:Really?Okay,so do you wanna stay here?

Yugi:If Yami wants to then I'm fine.

Yami:Whatever.As long as I can get away from that annoying dancer!

Yugi:HEY!THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!

Yami:Sorry,sorry!

Yugi:So do these guys know your real name aswell?

Phantom:Nope.

Yugi:Excellent,black mailing time!I GET TOP BUNK!

Phantom:I'm bottom bunk anyway-_-'

Yugi:Dammit!I may aswell tell them anyway then.HEY YOU GUYS PHANTOM'S REAL NAME IS SEAN!

Guys:What!?

Raiden76:*Holds back Phantom as he tries to kick Yugi*

Phantom:Okay,okay.I'm calm...I'm calm.

FFGSquall:Anywho...There's a band competition soon.You've gotta play a song and 25% of your final grade depends on how well you do!

Phantom_Renegade:DAMN!How many people are aloud in a band!?

FFGSquall:four,that works out then.We just need to slit into groups of 3 then find another person each.

Phantom:Okay, how about Me,Yami and Yugi and Raiden67,FFG and Mikey?

Everyone:*Murmurs of*Okay...yeah..cool...yup...

Phantom:Okay.So what song should WE do?

Yugi:How aboooooout....Hero?

Phantom:Maybe...

Yugi:*Does Puppy Dog eyes*

Phantom:OH THANKS ALOT WING ZERO!(Just kidding Wing Zero)

Yugi:I'm glad she taught me that!^_^

Phantom:Okay we'll do hero!

Yugi:Can I play guitar?

Phantom:Don't bother with the eyes yes,you can!

Yami:I'm on drums!

Phantom:Oh great I get stuck with singing!

Yami&Yugi:Yup!^_^

Phantom:I'm gonna go find somebody,for the 4th person.

Yugi:I'm coming with you!You aren't deciding alone!And those guys*Points at FFGSquall and Raiden67*Kinda scare me.

Phantom:*Laughs*Okay,come on.

Yugi:*Hurries out of the room*

Phantom:I'm not singing,so we need to find somebody who can sing.I was thinking maybe a girl.Because,well let's face it I suck at singing.

Yugi:Do you?

Phantom:Yeah.-_-'Maybe Ryoko85?She's ment to be a good singer.

Yugi:Where will she be?

Phantom:I dunno just follow GogetaSS7's screams of pain I suppose.

Yugi:I think we should forget about this and sak the head teacher can we have a group of 6 and get the others.

Phantom:Good idea.Okay,I'll do that while you go tell the others okay?

Yugi:Okay.*Ran towards the Phantom's Dorm*

Phantom:*Entered the Head's office*Sir,I need permission for something.It's about the badns.

Head:Yes Mr.Renegade?

Phantom:Please,call me Phantom(LOL IMAGINE SAYING THAT TO A HEAD TEACHER)anyway,me and my friends were wondering if we could do a band of 6?

Head:Hmmmmm,why is this?

Phantom:Because I don't want to break up other groups of friends to find a half-ecent singer.

Head:I don't know Phantom.If you do it then everyone else will want to.

Phantom:*Sighs*If we can do this then I'll put up the "..." Story that you said looked good but I thought it was too embarassing.

Head:Hmmm that sounds tempting.it was quite a good fic.

Phantom:And if it doesn't happen now It get's deleted.*Makes tick-tock sounds*

Head:Hmm Okay, Renegade.Your band can have 6.I hate it when you put me under pressure.

Phantom:Don't worry Heady.You wont regret this!*Leaves room*

Head:Heady?Ooooooo That boy gets me so aggitated sometimes!

Phantom:Dude,I rock!*Runs back to the dorms.*Guy....WE GOT THE SIX MAN BAND!!!

FFGSquall:You're joking!

Phantom:No joke!What song are we going to do?

Yugi:HERO!*Does HUGE puppy dog eyes!*

Guys:GRRR.Okay,okay!

Phantom:Baggsie not singing!

Yugi:Baggsie not singing!

Yami:NO BAGGSIES!We'll draw straws.*Get's six straws and puts them into his hand.*Okay,pick!

Guys:*Pick straws.*

FFGSquall:*Get's short straw.*DAMMIT!I'm not singing and that's that!

Phantom:*Knocks FFG out from behind*We'll make him!Yami,could you do the honours?

Yami:With pleasure!*Smirks*

Phantom:Cool!*Wakes up FFGSquall*FFG If you don't do it Yami here will shatter your mind!

FFGSquall:Okay,Okay!Jesus!I'll sing it!

Phantom:Much better.I'm bored what do u wanna do?

Yami:I dunno.

Phantom:Hold on*Puts on Hero*That's Yugi sorted!Hey Yami I'll duel ya!

Yami:Come on!You'll be no challenge!

Phantom:Not the card duel.I mean something else!A fart competition!

Yami:*Laughs*You'll still be no contest!

Phantom:Wanna bet?Here's the ruls we both eat a plate of beans,first one 2 fart loses!

Yami:Deal!

Phantom/Yami:*eat lots of plates of beans*

Radien76:O_O Imagine what it'll be like when they let off!

Yugi:*Whimpers*

Phantom/Yami:*Draw!Neither farted within the time limit**Fart*

Everyone else in room:X_X

End chapter 1

Phantom_Renegade:So what do u think?I'll continue writing soon
I might write quicker if I get some reviews....plz?