Sonic ran for his life through the forest. Dodging branches and- CRASH!! Never mind.
"Owie!" Sonic rubbed his head and looked up at the branch now broken in two. He heard the clanking the machinery as the enemy searched nearby. Sonic looked around as he hide behind a tree.
"Psst!" Sonic looked over to see Berry and Pepper. They motioned to come over and hide with them in the bushes. Sonic shook his head.
"Why won't he come?" Pepper asked.
"He's leaving..." Berry explained.
"No he's not! He has the emerald!"
"Yes he is!" Berry said a little louder.
"Is not!" Pepper said loudly.
"Is too!" Berry yelled. The E-100 series looked in their direction and spotted them. They started towards them.
"Is not!"
"Is too!" Berry went to speak, but spotted the E-100 series behind Pepper. "Well, don't we know who won this argument now don't we?" Berry pointed behind him. Pepper turned around to see a wall of E-100 models staring at them.
"Get them!" Commanded Beta.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" They screamed. They dash away with the 100 series close behind. Sonic saw this opportunity to slip away unnoticed.
"Why the hell are you chasing us for?" Berry yelled.
"That blue bastard has the emerald, not us!" Pepper explained. But the robots ignored them and continued they're pursuit. Vector appeared out of nowhere and began to fight off the enemy. Berry and Pepper sat down to rest while Vector did all the work.
"There ya go! Yeah! Give it to him!" Berry cheered.
"Let em' have it! 'Sock' it to him!" Pepper added.
"'Sock' it to him?" Vector looked at them. Berry shrugged his shoulders.
(Meanwhile...)
BANG!!!
CLANK!!!
CRASH!!!
SHATTER!!!
"You know..." Knuckles said to himself. "If it's the 100 series, shouldn't they're be only a hundred of these." Punched another robot, destroying it.
"CHARGE!!!" Charmy and Espio came running around the corner, ready to help fight, but all there was is a pile of scrap metal.
"Hey guys, just finishing up here..." Knuckles said.
"We would have been here earlier, but Charmy had to take one of his brilliant shortcuts..." Espio explained.
"Hey we got here didn't we?" Charmy yelled.
HONK! HONK!
The three looked around curiously.
"I don't remember a diesel truck being in the story..." Espio said.
(Just then... this is starting to sound like those comic book timelines...)
HONK! HONK!
Vector was honking a horn to a G.U.N. truck as he continued to fight off the enemy. Vector jumped onto the hood and took advantage of the fight.
"Yeah! Kick they're sorry arses!" Berry yelled. The two chao were sitting on tractor-trailer, eating popcorn.
"GASP! You cursed, Berry!" Pepper said.
"You did too!"
"When?"
"You said 'blue bastard' when we were being chased."
"That was a life or death situation ya know."
"Oh shut up and pass the popcorn..." Pepper gave the bowl to Berry and they continued to watch the fight... live.
Beta came over the hill, holding a crossbow in his cold, robotic hand. (That was deep, huh?) He held it up and aimed at Vector.
"It's so suspenseful..." Berry said.
"Do you think he'll pull the trigger?" Pepper asked.
"Shh! Watch and find out..." The two chao's eyes got bigger and bigger and then... (BANG!!!) They're eyes filled with tears. "He killed Old Yeller." The movie ended and they put the portable DVD player away.
"This fight is more interesting though..." Pepper wiped his eyes. They looked up just in time to see an arrow pass by and strike Vector.
"OOOOOWWWWWWWIIIIEEEEEE!!!" Vector said wide-eyed. Vector got back up and began to fight again. Beta loaded another arrow and fired it, striking Vector again.
"NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Berry and Pepper yelled. They jumped off the tractor-trailer and tried to beat up the enemy, but they were grabbed and taken away.
"Come back here with them!" Vector destroyed robots as he made his way to them.
"Help Vector!" Berry cried. Vector heard the click of the crossbow and dodged the next arrow coming.
"HA! Missed!" He pointed at Beta. Beta shot another before Vector could react. "AAAHHHHHH!!! IT'S IN THE EYE!!! IT'S IN THE EYE!!!" Vector ran around in circles screaming like a 5-year-old girl. Beta shot another arrow, striking Vector in the leg. He fell down and became quiet.
"Target... eliminated..." Beta said.
"HA! Still alive." Beta shot another arrow, and another and another...
(5 Hours Later...)
"Could you stop shooting me with that please? I can't stand the pain much longer..." Vector asked. He was full of millions of arrows.
"This is my last arrow... It should kill you..." Beta said. Vector rolled his eyes.
"Sorry, don't think so. I do have a death scene. Duh!" Beta raised the crossbow and aimed for his forehead. "Which seems really short at this point..." Suddenly, Knuckles came out of nowhere and knocked Beta out of the way.
"Have no fear! Knuckles is here!" Knuckles announced.
"Where the hell were you?" Vector yelled angrily.
"I... took a shortcut..."
"Oh... Okay." Beta shot missiles at Knuckles, but he dodged them. "Oh, I'm not good enough for missiles... Sure, we'll just shoot Vector full of arrows for a nice painful death.
"SHUT UP!!!" Beta and Knuckles yelled. Knuckles charged and slammed his fist into Beta's metal body. His fist went through it and out the back.
"Hahaha! It doesn't hurt... I'm a robot." Beta said.
"Eww, your gross!" Knuckles punched Beta's head, knocking it off. "I win!"
"Not so fast..." Beta's head said.
"I think I'm going to barf." Suddenly, the G.U.N. truck drove by, running over Beta's head. "There I feel better now..."
"Owie!" Sonic rubbed his head and looked up at the branch now broken in two. He heard the clanking the machinery as the enemy searched nearby. Sonic looked around as he hide behind a tree.
"Psst!" Sonic looked over to see Berry and Pepper. They motioned to come over and hide with them in the bushes. Sonic shook his head.
"Why won't he come?" Pepper asked.
"He's leaving..." Berry explained.
"No he's not! He has the emerald!"
"Yes he is!" Berry said a little louder.
"Is not!" Pepper said loudly.
"Is too!" Berry yelled. The E-100 series looked in their direction and spotted them. They started towards them.
"Is not!"
"Is too!" Berry went to speak, but spotted the E-100 series behind Pepper. "Well, don't we know who won this argument now don't we?" Berry pointed behind him. Pepper turned around to see a wall of E-100 models staring at them.
"Get them!" Commanded Beta.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" They screamed. They dash away with the 100 series close behind. Sonic saw this opportunity to slip away unnoticed.
"Why the hell are you chasing us for?" Berry yelled.
"That blue bastard has the emerald, not us!" Pepper explained. But the robots ignored them and continued they're pursuit. Vector appeared out of nowhere and began to fight off the enemy. Berry and Pepper sat down to rest while Vector did all the work.
"There ya go! Yeah! Give it to him!" Berry cheered.
"Let em' have it! 'Sock' it to him!" Pepper added.
"'Sock' it to him?" Vector looked at them. Berry shrugged his shoulders.
(Meanwhile...)
BANG!!!
CLANK!!!
CRASH!!!
SHATTER!!!
"You know..." Knuckles said to himself. "If it's the 100 series, shouldn't they're be only a hundred of these." Punched another robot, destroying it.
"CHARGE!!!" Charmy and Espio came running around the corner, ready to help fight, but all there was is a pile of scrap metal.
"Hey guys, just finishing up here..." Knuckles said.
"We would have been here earlier, but Charmy had to take one of his brilliant shortcuts..." Espio explained.
"Hey we got here didn't we?" Charmy yelled.
HONK! HONK!
The three looked around curiously.
"I don't remember a diesel truck being in the story..." Espio said.
(Just then... this is starting to sound like those comic book timelines...)
HONK! HONK!
Vector was honking a horn to a G.U.N. truck as he continued to fight off the enemy. Vector jumped onto the hood and took advantage of the fight.
"Yeah! Kick they're sorry arses!" Berry yelled. The two chao were sitting on tractor-trailer, eating popcorn.
"GASP! You cursed, Berry!" Pepper said.
"You did too!"
"When?"
"You said 'blue bastard' when we were being chased."
"That was a life or death situation ya know."
"Oh shut up and pass the popcorn..." Pepper gave the bowl to Berry and they continued to watch the fight... live.
Beta came over the hill, holding a crossbow in his cold, robotic hand. (That was deep, huh?) He held it up and aimed at Vector.
"It's so suspenseful..." Berry said.
"Do you think he'll pull the trigger?" Pepper asked.
"Shh! Watch and find out..." The two chao's eyes got bigger and bigger and then... (BANG!!!) They're eyes filled with tears. "He killed Old Yeller." The movie ended and they put the portable DVD player away.
"This fight is more interesting though..." Pepper wiped his eyes. They looked up just in time to see an arrow pass by and strike Vector.
"OOOOOWWWWWWWIIIIEEEEEE!!!" Vector said wide-eyed. Vector got back up and began to fight again. Beta loaded another arrow and fired it, striking Vector again.
"NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Berry and Pepper yelled. They jumped off the tractor-trailer and tried to beat up the enemy, but they were grabbed and taken away.
"Come back here with them!" Vector destroyed robots as he made his way to them.
"Help Vector!" Berry cried. Vector heard the click of the crossbow and dodged the next arrow coming.
"HA! Missed!" He pointed at Beta. Beta shot another before Vector could react. "AAAHHHHHH!!! IT'S IN THE EYE!!! IT'S IN THE EYE!!!" Vector ran around in circles screaming like a 5-year-old girl. Beta shot another arrow, striking Vector in the leg. He fell down and became quiet.
"Target... eliminated..." Beta said.
"HA! Still alive." Beta shot another arrow, and another and another...
(5 Hours Later...)
"Could you stop shooting me with that please? I can't stand the pain much longer..." Vector asked. He was full of millions of arrows.
"This is my last arrow... It should kill you..." Beta said. Vector rolled his eyes.
"Sorry, don't think so. I do have a death scene. Duh!" Beta raised the crossbow and aimed for his forehead. "Which seems really short at this point..." Suddenly, Knuckles came out of nowhere and knocked Beta out of the way.
"Have no fear! Knuckles is here!" Knuckles announced.
"Where the hell were you?" Vector yelled angrily.
"I... took a shortcut..."
"Oh... Okay." Beta shot missiles at Knuckles, but he dodged them. "Oh, I'm not good enough for missiles... Sure, we'll just shoot Vector full of arrows for a nice painful death.
"SHUT UP!!!" Beta and Knuckles yelled. Knuckles charged and slammed his fist into Beta's metal body. His fist went through it and out the back.
"Hahaha! It doesn't hurt... I'm a robot." Beta said.
"Eww, your gross!" Knuckles punched Beta's head, knocking it off. "I win!"
"Not so fast..." Beta's head said.
"I think I'm going to barf." Suddenly, the G.U.N. truck drove by, running over Beta's head. "There I feel better now..."