Chapter Elleven: Surprised?
Yami: Yes, that you seemed to dodge all the bricks I threw.
Mijikai: That's because I hid behind Yugi.
Yami: Yeah, that could have been it.
Mijikai: You're such a sucker, you know that?
Yami: I resent that!
Mijikai: What ever. Enjoy a humor of fun! ***************************************************************
Mijikai: ACK! WAY BEHIND IN REVIEWS! Real sorry about that. (nervous smile)
Saiyan Moon Goddess: Mijikai: Awwwwww. I think it was sweet to. Yami: (looks at her funny) Yugi: I thought it was too. Yami: O_O Yugi: What? Mijikai: Thanks for the review! I really apprecitate it!
Definity: Mijikai: Thanks, I'm flattered! Yami: Great. Yugi: You know, you can be a least a little enthusiastic. Yami: Sarcasim is what I live for. Yugi: (sweatdrop) If anyone asks, I don't know you. Yami: -_- Mijikai: (sniggers at Yami) Thanks for the review, it's really flattering!
Silver Dragon: Phew, thanks Faux, but I really apologize Silver Dragon. I'll try posting up chapters as soon as I can, but I can't promise anything. Yami: She's just lazy! Mijikai: I'm not! Yugi: (sweatdrop) will they ever stop? ( Mijikai kicks Yami down a stair case) Mijikai: Okay, now that he's gone, for now at least, I can tell you really like it and I'm glad. I hope I can get the next chapter soon, but for now enjoy this chapter!
Sparky16: Mijikai: Thanks! I wish I could do my homework at lunch, but I end up busy talking to my friends, or something. Yami: Or it could be because she's... Yugi: (sticks a sock in his mouth) Okay, go on. Yami: Murf! Mijikai: Thank you Yugi, thank you so much for the review, and don't worry, I won't make you wait forever!
highqueenofthegods: Mijikai: For now on I'll put english words next to the Japanese to make it easier for you and for other people having trouble. Kay? Yami:.... Yugi: Yami don't make me stuff you're mouth with pudding. Yami: O.o Yugi: (snaps fingers in his face) Yami: (snaps out of it) ...okay, fine, I guess I can make an exception on being nice. And I do have to thank you since it does come in handy. (Seto coming up from behind him, and Yami stick "somehow" whacks Seto in the head without him having to turn around) Yep, very much in handy! ^_^ Mijikai/Yugi: -_-0 Uhhhhhhhhhh......
DemonSurfer: Mijikai: In truth, I usually get ideas from other fan fics or movies or books, then add things and shape it into a story of my own. I mostly was inspired with this fic from Past, Preasent, and Future. Great story! And I usually think them up when I'm lying in bed, or in class. Yugi: Luckily, she hasn't gotten in trouble yet! Mijikai: (sweatdrop) Uhhhhhhh, yeah.... Yami:....no comment this time, except that you are being stupid in day dreaming in class. Mijikai: You can't even day dream for beans! Yami: Why would I! Yugi:....Hope to catch you later! (rushes out before the arguement gets to heated)
Lady Geuna: Mijikai: Glad you love it! Yami: How can she love it! This fic is horrible! And it was not me! Yugi:...........yes it was. Yami: (facefault) Mijikai: Thank you for the review! Yugi: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! Mijikai: What? (sees Yugi starign at her next review) Yugi: I don't want heart cancer! Yami: And I'll have you know I don't have nightmares of pillows, but I did have nightmare once of her! (points to Mijikai) Mijikai: You're mean. Thanks for both reviews!
KawaiiBlackMoon: Mijikai: Cool! I thought it was hilarious! Yami in a tutu and getting drunk! WHAHAHAHAHA! Yami: It's not funny! AND I'LL HAE YOU KNOW THAT I'M NOT PREGNANAT, OR PMSING! AND YELLING OF COURSE ISN'T GOOD, BUT SOME CERTAIN PEOPLE MAKE ME YELL! LIKE YOU AND HER! (Points to Mijikai) Mijikai: What did I do now? Yami: AND I'LL BE THERE AND I'LL HAVE SUCH A GOOD LAWYER, HE'LL KICK YOU'RE LAWYER'S ASS! Yugi: Okay Yami, I think you need to start calming down now. Yami: (Not listening) AND I'M NOT CRAZY! BAKURA IS A ALBINO HEAD! No offense Ryou. AND MALIK IS INSANE! INSANE I TELL YOU! HAVE YOU SEEN HIS HAIR AND FACE? ALWAYS WITH AN INSANE GRIN AND LAUGH! RA IT DRIVES ME NUTS! AND I TAKE THAT AS A PERSONAL INSULT! MIJIKAI IS NOT SMARTER THEN ME! Mijikai: I am too! Yami: SHUT UP! AND I DO SO LOOK SOOOOO MUCH BETTER IN LEATHER! AND I'M NOT A DORK! AND ONLY MY SOUL IS 3000 YEAR OLD! HA! AND GUESS WHAT. IF YOU DISS ME YOU DISS YUGI TOO BECUASE WE'RE THE SAME PERSON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yugi:....I think he's snapped. Yami: (Snaps out of it) Sorry, what happened? Yugi: .......... Mijikai: Thanks for the review and I can so count on you to diss Yami for me! Thanks! Yami: What are you thanking that authoress for! Mijikai: Becuase I like her reviews. There cool! Yami: GRRRRRRRRRR! Yugi: Watch you're blood pressure.
Mijikai: More to come next chapter! Thank you so much! ****************************************************************
A week passed and Yugi was more lively then ever. He didn't even let bullies depress him. Everyone got together, Seto was friendlier towards everyone, and the best part of all was Seto and Ryou now excepted Yami as a good guy. His friends liked him immediately, and the cool thing about this situation was that Yami acted like his older brother , and did Seto and Ryou. They all looked out for each other, and did what they could for him as he did for them. One afternoon, Yugi descovered a poster posted in the window of a department store they were walking by.
"Hey, minna (everybody), look at this."
Everyone gathered around the ad tapped to the window.
"Cool, a duel monsters competition," Jounouchi praised. "You're not allowed to enter Yugi."
"Ne!" (hey)
"At least it will give some of us lesser people a chance."
"Fine," Yugi sighed.
"Oh, come on," Jounouchi said, slapping him on the back. "I'm only kidding. We can all enter in!"
"Sorry, but I'll watch," said Anzu.
"I'll accompany you," said Ryou. "I prefer to watch and keep an eye out for certain people then getting my butt whipped in the tornament."
"I'll be watching too."
Yugi turned to Seto with an shocked look, then all three of them.
"Come on! Duel! Have some fun! Ryou, Anzu, Seto...come on. We'll all duel! It will be fun!"
With much whining and begging Anzu, Ryou, and Seto finally gave in, especially since Yugi started the puppy eyes.
"Let's see...Ne! What do you know? We sign up at the game shop."
"Let's go then," said Yami.
Everyone ran to the game shop, but stopped short as they came upon a huge crowd of duelists.
"I'll think I'll sign up after the crowed is gone," said Yugi, and tried getting through to reach the living room.
"Hey, buddy! Get in line!" came a snarl.
"I'm sorry," Yugi said. "But I need to get through."
"Why? Shouldn't you be in line with the rest of us!"
"Why? Because he lives here you idiot!" Yami barked.
The teen backed off immeditately and made space for him to pass through.
"Arigato (thank you)," Yugi said, before disappearing into the crowd.
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They finally managed to get to the living room, and practically collapsed the couch.
"Did you see that sicko?" Jounouchi asked. "Practically tried to bite my ear!"
"That guy was about to punch me," added in Honda.
"I think I'll get a bruise on my face," Anzu complained as she rubbed her cheek.
"Already got one," said Ryou and everyone noticed a nice bruise froming on his cheek.
"I had no trouble," said Yami lazily.
"Hai (yeah), you pratically barked at them," said Yugi, then started laughing.
"I really resent that litte remark. I don't bark, I yell," he said calmly while crossing his arms.
" Yeah right. You sure you're not a dog or something related to one? Because you're quite good at imitating them. Especially in the barking department " he commented, then clapped a hand over his mouth to suppress the fit of giggles that were escaping.
Jounouchi snorted and Anzu giggled. Even Ryou and Seto had to look away, while Honda tried desperately to keep a straight face. Surprisingly, Yami only looked at them lazily.
"Yes, I'm sure."
"Really? Because you sure smell like one," commented Seto.
The teens burst out laughing. It also seemed to catch Yami's attention.
"If I'm a dog then you can be a cockatoo."
"That's okay," Seto said quickly.
"Thought so, so SHUT UP! Oh, and I really resent that," and leaned back.
"You resent everything," Yugi said bluntly.
"Hai, like I resent you being the champion of duel monsters."
"Is that a challenge?"
"Maybe."
"Fine, get off you're butt and grab your deck and let's duel!"
"Not right now."
"Taking it easy?" asked Ryou.
"Hoping to. I had quite a task. Fighting for a certain someones life twice. Besides, I still need to regenerate my energy from last battle," he explained while smirking at Yugi, who was blushing slightly.
"It's been a week though," protested Honda. "Isn't that enough?"
"It will take more then a week, Honda, to regenerate all the energy I lost."
"Well, I'm not sure what's going on with you guys, doing magic and all that flip flap," said Jounouchi. "But, heck, I like you guys any way."
"I'm also confused on my part," admited Yugi. "Since three certain people refuse to tell me anything," he said while looking at the three across from him and glared playfully.
All three seemed to avoid his gaze. Yugi sighed at them and got off the couch and took a peek into the game shop. Relief flooded into him to see them all gone, but stopped as he saw a man. He frowned slightly. This man didn't look right.
"Yami?" he asked quietly.
"Hai."
"Didn't you kill my father?"
"Hai," he said slowy, avoiding the other's eyes.
"Then why the heck is he standing in the game shop?"
"What the..." and stood behind Yugi and observed the man with narrowed eyes.
"Are you sure that's him?" he asked after a while.
"I don't know. He looks close enough."
"Want to test it?"
"Okay."
"Okay, here's what we...wha! Yugi! Where you going!"
Yugi walked right into the store and up to the man.
"Yugi! No!" he hissed, before slapping his forehead.
To late to stop him now.
"Hello sir, may I help you?"
"Yes, I'm thinking of entering the dueling contest."
"Name?"
"Narashi Tamo."
"Who are you?"
"What do you mean?" he asked fearfully.
Yugi regarded him with suspicious narrow eyes.
"You're disguised as my father, and he died. Further more his name is not Narashi Tamo!"
"You are a smart one," he hissed.
A light burst out from his body, and Yami came out from behind the doorway, and sheilded him from the light. Once they looked up, they saw a tall man wearing a red suit. He had white hair that hung to his shoulders, and somehow covered his left eye.
"My name is Peguasus J. Corford (did I spell right?)."
Everyone, who was curious on what was going on, came through the door way, but Ryou stopped dead in his tracks, as he gazed at Pegusas.
"F...f...father!" he stammered.
Pegasus looked up and smiled at Ryou.
"I never suspected to see you here, Ryou-boy."
"I never suspected you were alive."
"Surprises pop every where, don't they?"
"What do you want?" Seto growled.
"I heard about the dueling competition. And I hoped a certain someone would sign up," he said, smiling that sickening smile at Yami.
"I'll be there," he growled.
"I believe he's back, isn't he? Such a shame."
Yami's blood was boiling.
'Don't you dare talk to Yugi like that, shesiji! (bastard)' Yami thought angrily.
"Hikari always was to sweet. Makes anyone want to throw up," Pegusas continued to rudely comment.
"Hey!"
Everyone turned to look at Yugi.
"Don't talk about Hikari like that! I never knew him, but so far as I know, he's a loving person who cares deeply for his friends and family!"
"He always had mercy!" barked Yami. "Even if you were to kill a friend or family of his, he would't kill you for punishement. He'd reason with you, and forgive. If that was me I would have slashed their head off."
Pegasus only yawned.
"That's nice. I'll see you at the duel monster's tornament then, Yami," and walked away.
Everyone was in dead silence.
"Yami, do me a favor and go into that competition and kick his butt! I can't believe he insulted Hikari! Bbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuutttttt........you did the same, didn't you?" Yugi asked Yami bluntly.
"Don't you dare get into that," he growled, as he grabbed the pen and signed his name.
Once he finished he turned to the rest of the group, who were...smiling at him.
"What's going on?" he asked, while sweatdropping. "Aren't any of you going to sign up too?"
Everyone shook their heads.
"But...."
"We'll be rooting for you," said Yugi, and headed into the other room.
"Hey...but wait! I thought we were all signing up!" Yami protested.
"Well, yeah, but what's the point of all of us signing up, when we can just use you," said Honda, as he also disappeared after Yugi.
"WHAT! I'M NOT A SERVANT YOU CAN CONTROL OR USE!"
"Sucks for you," chidded Seto, as he followed Anzu and Ryou into the living room.
"That's not fair!"
"Well, Yam, like some people say, life sometimes isn't fair," Jounouchi said.
"One: Don't call me that. Two: I hate yams. Three: I don't give in hell for what some people say. And four: SOMEONE SHOULD AT LEAST SIGN UP WITH ME!!!"
"Let's talk about this later," suggested Anzu, who poked her head from the door way, and herded the two back into the living room where Yugi was flipping through cannels.
He finally stopped and smiled.
"Hey, minna! A dueling tornament!"
Minna sat down on the coach or floor and settled in for watching the show.
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"Oh, that hurt," Jounouchi winced.
"Stupid move," Honda muttered.
"Nuh, uh. That's the best move yet," Anzu protested.
"Is not."
"Is too."
"Is not."
"Is too."
"Shhhhhhhhhhh!" everyone shushed.
"Sorry," they both whispered.
Suddenly, a huge gooey moth came from the coccoon of evolution, and started squirming as slime spilled from it.
"Isn't it beutiful?" asked the duelist with an insane grin on his face.
Minna sweatdropped.
"More like butt ugly," Jounouchi said.
"And totally disgusting," Anzu added.
"Would make anyone want to toss their cookies," said Honda.
"Can he use that card when the attack is less then the opponents?" Yugi asked.
"I thought you were the dulist champion," Yami said mockingly.
"Well, Yam, I never saw a top duelist do that. And I'm not the best."
"Sa (So)...."
"So don't expect me to know everything."
"But Yugi, you're the A class student in the school! You're on the track team (don't ask where I got that idea. I don't really know myself) and you volenteered for a lot of projects. You help people, give advice, and make them feel a heck a lot better. Don't you think that's almost everything!" asked Honda.
"The shorty's on the track team?" Yami asked.
"Sa...er...a...thanks a lot Honda," he muttered, and the others could clearly see the blush line on his face.
"What? It's true."
"He's even taking sewing and cooking," Jounouchi said with a snigger.
"Well, at least I'll beable to cook and have good meals, and be able to save money by sewing my own clothes instead of buying them," Yugi protested, as he crossed his arms.
"Sa?"
"Unlike some people who burn it and can't even get the string through the needle."
"Should have kept my mouth shut."
"And I don't see what's wrong with it," said Anzu. "He's even tops in those classes. Everyone in cooking class wants to eat the stuff be makes. and everyone in sewing class want's the clothes he perfects. I'm even wearing the blouse he made me," she said proudly.
"Wow, and I thought you bought that at a expensive clothing store," said Seto.
Ryou examined the sleeve.
"Very fine work. I wouldn't be able to tell the difference between home made and store bought."
Yugi had a couch pillow pressed to his face. He was blushing so hard.
"What's the matter?" asked Seto.
"Don't worry, he's just embarassed," Yami reasured.
Seto could barely hear the words, "Thanks a lot Jou," being muttered.
"Ne! The bug freak won!" said Honda suddenly.
Everyone looked up.
"Oh, wait," Ryou said. "I know him. I think his name is Weevle or something. His deck is filled with bug cards."
"I think I saw his name on the list," Yami said, as he thought.
"That freak came here? No way," gasped Honda.
Yugi was oblivious to everyone and stared at Weevle. Something about him seemed familiar. ****************************************************************
(Yugi's thoughts)
"where have I seen him before?"
(closes eyes)
"Where? Where?"
(Eyes snap open)
"I remember. I beat him at the orphanage when I was six. He said I'd regret that and what I did fifty-nine years ago. But is that possible? Or is he another mysterious person to add to the confusion? Wait. Why is everything starting to happen now? It all seems to connect with Hikari and Yami. But how and why? Ugh, My head is starting to hurt now."
(End of Yugi's thoughts.) ****************************************************************
"Yugi?" Seto whispered in his ear.
"Hm?" he asked, as he snapped out of his trance, and looked up.
"Daijoubu ka? (Are you alright?)"
"Hai. I was just thinking," he said with a smile.
He looked around and saw only Seto next to him, and Jounouchi snoring on the couch.
"Where did everyone go?" he asked, confused.
"It's almost dinner time, so the other's decided to go pick something up. Sugoroku said we could stay over since it's raining."
Yugi blinked.
'Didn't I just think for a few minutes?' he thought, but once he glanced at the clock his eyes went wide. 'Holy! I've been thinking for an hour!'
He heard pitter pattering and glanced out the window and saw rain falling. Yugi shivered slightly and got a fire going into the fire mantle, before settling back into the armchair and started reading. A couple of minutes later, they heard the door open.
"What a trip."
"I'm soaked."
"You're soaked? I fell in the puddle!"
"You're right. Luckily, my hair is already brown."
"Ne!"
"Why don't you all quit yapping and help me and Jiichan carry the food in!"
Yugi and Seto got up and went to the game area of the house. They covered their mouths so they could suppress the laughter of the sight of Ryou. His face was wet and splattered with mud, and his hair was stained brown, while his clothing was dripping wet.
"Ryou," said Yugi, trying not to laugh. "You're all dirty and wet it seems."
"Which is why I'm happy I know magic," and snapped his fingers.
In an instant, he was clean and dry.
"I learned that helpful spell from a certain someone," and winked at Yugi.
Yugi smiled. He knew he ment Hikari.
"A little help!?"
Yugi and Seto grabbed some bags from Yami, Anzu brought in the drinks, and Honda carried the bag of lettece. (Yami: Sooooo helpful. Mijikai: (whacks him) Stop interupting!)
"You went to the grocey store?" Yugi asked.
"Hai, I always think home made food is healthier then fast food," Sugoroku answered.
Yugi started looking through the bags and smiled.
"Ne! I can use this and this. Ne! Can I cook dinner tonight? I can use some helpers too."
Ryou and Anzu volenteered and carried the bags into the kitchen. Minutes later, dinner was ready. They all thought it was good, and Yugi told his two helpers not to tell who made what. After, the three surprised the others with dessert. Chocolate pudding and whiped cream. Yami and Seto stared at it, like it was something that was going to bite.
"Something the matter?" Yugi asked.
"What exactly is this?" asked Yami.
"Chocolate pudding. It's good, try it."
Yami tasted it and smiled and licked his lips.
"So this is what Hikari makes."
"So that's where you got the recipe," said Yugi.
"Hai," Ryou muttered and looked down as he ate.
"Tell me about this Hikari," said Jounouchi.
Yugi noticed Yami shifting uncomfortably.
"Well, in the shrine is a his picture. He's sixteen and I think he looks really nice. ....Yami how old are you?"
"Sixteen."
Yugi choked on his pudding.
"What?"
"Yes, I'm sixteen."
//Is that possible?//
/I'll explain later/
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After everyone cleaned up, they got ready for bed. Yugi volenteered his bed for someone to use, while some slept in the guest room, or down stairs in the living room. Yugi slept in the shrine with Yami beside him. Yami had Yugi in his arms, as Yugi snuggled up to Yami. It was peaceful.
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Yami stretched and snuggled up to Yugi, but found nothing there. He frowned as he groped for the small boy, but still found nothing.
"Get up!" came a bark.
Yami's eyes snapped open and stood up quickly. He saw he was in the throne room of the Sinful Castle.
"How did I get here?"
"Shut up and listen!"
Yami kneeled, and was suspicious as the room echoed with laughter.
"I've waited so long for the great leaders son to bow to me."
Yami snapped his head up. He knew that voice anywhere.
"Bakura! Masaka!"
"Surprised?"
"Where's my friend!?"
"He had a little accident."
"Anata!(You) Anata killed him!"
"It doesn't matter anymore. I'm the new leader and your first order is to hurry up with your mission. We attack th elight on the next full moon."
"Bakura, anata..."
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To his confusion, he found himself back where he first was.
"He killed him. How dare he," he growled to himself.
"Yami?" came a sleepy voice. "Doushito no?" (what's wrong)
"Nothing Yugi. Go back to sleep."
"Yami I mean it. Doushito no?"
"And I mean it. Nothing."
"You're lucky it's 3:54 in the morning. I'm to tired to pester you. Remind me in the morning."
'Yeah right,' Yami thought.
Yugi was actually joking. He knew Yami wouldn't even try to remind him so he made a mental note.
"By the way......" Yugi said while turning over, but he saw Yami had fallen asleep.
Yugi rolled his eyes and sighed.
"Good night Yami," he said and closed his own eyes.
Yami opened an eye then the other.
"I thought you were faking it."
Yami sweatdropped.
"Can't fool me," and opened an eye that peered at Yami.
"Okay, fine. What do you want to know," Yami sighed in defeat.
"How can you still be sixteen after fourteen years has passed already?"
"Easy. On earth, every year you go to your next age right? On my place, it takes fifteen years to become the next age. That's why we live longer."
"You must feel lucky."
"Naw, it also meant I had to wait thrity years to become what I wanted to be."
Yugi stuck out his tongue.
"Sucks for you."
"Oh, yeah?" and tickled him.
"Ne! Stop it!"
"At least when you're old I'll probabaly still be in my fourties."
"How do you know?"
"I don't."
"Stupid."
"Oh really?"
"Uh, oh. Yikes!" and ran out of the room, hoping to escape the fingers of death. Or tickling to be more precise.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Oh my kami (God)!"
Yami rushed out, as did the others, and what he saw made him snigger. Yugi was staring, wide eyed, at a tall man. He had a purple uniform on with a staff in his strong grip.
"Dark Magician," said Yami. "It's almost four, why are you here?"
"We heard a big duel competition was coming up, and heard you were to decide on another. We've been dicussing it and decided on the other."
Everyone was listening closely.
"We decided Seto should."
Everyone, except Seto, Yami, and the Dark Magician sighed in relief.
"That's a good idea," piped up Yugi. "Because you both are strong duelers, and I bet both will get good places."
Seto, surprisingly, laughed.
"You've never seen me duel."
"Maybe not, but I have believence in you. Both of you."
Yami suddenly scooped Yugi up.
"Thanks, my confidence just went up."
"I hope you both don't get to confident."
The Dark Magicion kneeled in front of Yami.
"We will forever be loyal."
"I thank you, your service has been greatly thankful for."
Dark Magician then turned his eyes on Yugi, who just got out of Yami's arms and was standing next to him.
"Young Yugi. I believe this belongs to you," and handed him a card. "He'll be quite happy to serve you again."
"Arigato," Yugi said as he took the card.
Dark Magician smiled at Yugi and nodded at Yami before disappearing and was gone.
"What card did he give you?" Anzu asked.
Yugi looked at it. There was no specific picture to be really distinguished. There was a light that shimmered everywhere and could visibly see a halo and wings. There seemed to be a boy or something in the middle of it.
"Angel of Light," Yugi read.
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Mijikai: This probably isn't good as the more action packed chapters, but at least it's got some humor in it.
Yami: I still think you're fantasy fanfiction is stupid.
Mijikai: Shut up anata baka! (you idiot)
Yami: Oh, so are you challenging me to a name calling contest?
Mijikai: You're on! Dork!
Yami: Idiot!
Mijikai: Whiner!
Yami: Cry Baby!
Mijikai: Am not! That's it! Old Egyptian nit wit from
Egypt who doesn't have a brain!
Yami: Oh, yeah. Dull authoress who doesn't have a clue on how to write a good story!
Mijikai: Well...
Yugi: Okay, um, thanks for reading and stay tuned for more! I wonder how long this is going to last?
Jounouchi: Hey, Honda. Beg you 50 bucks this will last five hours.
Honda: You're on!
Yugi: (Sigh) This is going to take forever. I'm going to get some lunch. Want to come?
Jounouchi/Honda: Sure!
Yugi: Last one there has to pay!
Yugi/Jounouchi: (speeds down the hall)
Honda: Hey! That's not fair! You got a head start!
Jounouchi: Stop being a cry baby and try to catch up!
Honda: Fine with me Chiwawa!
Jounouchi: Oh, a puny dog am I? How about you French poodle!
Honda: That's it!
(Both start fighting)
Yugi: I got one show with arguing and another with fighting. (chomping on a sandwich and slurping milk) Split the bill for both of them.
Yami: Yes, that you seemed to dodge all the bricks I threw.
Mijikai: That's because I hid behind Yugi.
Yami: Yeah, that could have been it.
Mijikai: You're such a sucker, you know that?
Yami: I resent that!
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Mijikai: ACK! WAY BEHIND IN REVIEWS! Real sorry about that. (nervous smile)
Saiyan Moon Goddess: Mijikai: Awwwwww. I think it was sweet to. Yami: (looks at her funny) Yugi: I thought it was too. Yami: O_O Yugi: What? Mijikai: Thanks for the review! I really apprecitate it!
Definity: Mijikai: Thanks, I'm flattered! Yami: Great. Yugi: You know, you can be a least a little enthusiastic. Yami: Sarcasim is what I live for. Yugi: (sweatdrop) If anyone asks, I don't know you. Yami: -_- Mijikai: (sniggers at Yami) Thanks for the review, it's really flattering!
Silver Dragon: Phew, thanks Faux, but I really apologize Silver Dragon. I'll try posting up chapters as soon as I can, but I can't promise anything. Yami: She's just lazy! Mijikai: I'm not! Yugi: (sweatdrop) will they ever stop? ( Mijikai kicks Yami down a stair case) Mijikai: Okay, now that he's gone, for now at least, I can tell you really like it and I'm glad. I hope I can get the next chapter soon, but for now enjoy this chapter!
Sparky16: Mijikai: Thanks! I wish I could do my homework at lunch, but I end up busy talking to my friends, or something. Yami: Or it could be because she's... Yugi: (sticks a sock in his mouth) Okay, go on. Yami: Murf! Mijikai: Thank you Yugi, thank you so much for the review, and don't worry, I won't make you wait forever!
highqueenofthegods: Mijikai: For now on I'll put english words next to the Japanese to make it easier for you and for other people having trouble. Kay? Yami:.... Yugi: Yami don't make me stuff you're mouth with pudding. Yami: O.o Yugi: (snaps fingers in his face) Yami: (snaps out of it) ...okay, fine, I guess I can make an exception on being nice. And I do have to thank you since it does come in handy. (Seto coming up from behind him, and Yami stick "somehow" whacks Seto in the head without him having to turn around) Yep, very much in handy! ^_^ Mijikai/Yugi: -_-0 Uhhhhhhhhhh......
DemonSurfer: Mijikai: In truth, I usually get ideas from other fan fics or movies or books, then add things and shape it into a story of my own. I mostly was inspired with this fic from Past, Preasent, and Future. Great story! And I usually think them up when I'm lying in bed, or in class. Yugi: Luckily, she hasn't gotten in trouble yet! Mijikai: (sweatdrop) Uhhhhhhh, yeah.... Yami:....no comment this time, except that you are being stupid in day dreaming in class. Mijikai: You can't even day dream for beans! Yami: Why would I! Yugi:....Hope to catch you later! (rushes out before the arguement gets to heated)
Lady Geuna: Mijikai: Glad you love it! Yami: How can she love it! This fic is horrible! And it was not me! Yugi:...........yes it was. Yami: (facefault) Mijikai: Thank you for the review! Yugi: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! Mijikai: What? (sees Yugi starign at her next review) Yugi: I don't want heart cancer! Yami: And I'll have you know I don't have nightmares of pillows, but I did have nightmare once of her! (points to Mijikai) Mijikai: You're mean. Thanks for both reviews!
KawaiiBlackMoon: Mijikai: Cool! I thought it was hilarious! Yami in a tutu and getting drunk! WHAHAHAHAHA! Yami: It's not funny! AND I'LL HAE YOU KNOW THAT I'M NOT PREGNANAT, OR PMSING! AND YELLING OF COURSE ISN'T GOOD, BUT SOME CERTAIN PEOPLE MAKE ME YELL! LIKE YOU AND HER! (Points to Mijikai) Mijikai: What did I do now? Yami: AND I'LL BE THERE AND I'LL HAVE SUCH A GOOD LAWYER, HE'LL KICK YOU'RE LAWYER'S ASS! Yugi: Okay Yami, I think you need to start calming down now. Yami: (Not listening) AND I'M NOT CRAZY! BAKURA IS A ALBINO HEAD! No offense Ryou. AND MALIK IS INSANE! INSANE I TELL YOU! HAVE YOU SEEN HIS HAIR AND FACE? ALWAYS WITH AN INSANE GRIN AND LAUGH! RA IT DRIVES ME NUTS! AND I TAKE THAT AS A PERSONAL INSULT! MIJIKAI IS NOT SMARTER THEN ME! Mijikai: I am too! Yami: SHUT UP! AND I DO SO LOOK SOOOOO MUCH BETTER IN LEATHER! AND I'M NOT A DORK! AND ONLY MY SOUL IS 3000 YEAR OLD! HA! AND GUESS WHAT. IF YOU DISS ME YOU DISS YUGI TOO BECUASE WE'RE THE SAME PERSON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yugi:....I think he's snapped. Yami: (Snaps out of it) Sorry, what happened? Yugi: .......... Mijikai: Thanks for the review and I can so count on you to diss Yami for me! Thanks! Yami: What are you thanking that authoress for! Mijikai: Becuase I like her reviews. There cool! Yami: GRRRRRRRRRR! Yugi: Watch you're blood pressure.
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A week passed and Yugi was more lively then ever. He didn't even let bullies depress him. Everyone got together, Seto was friendlier towards everyone, and the best part of all was Seto and Ryou now excepted Yami as a good guy. His friends liked him immediately, and the cool thing about this situation was that Yami acted like his older brother , and did Seto and Ryou. They all looked out for each other, and did what they could for him as he did for them. One afternoon, Yugi descovered a poster posted in the window of a department store they were walking by.
"Hey, minna (everybody), look at this."
Everyone gathered around the ad tapped to the window.
"Cool, a duel monsters competition," Jounouchi praised. "You're not allowed to enter Yugi."
"Ne!" (hey)
"At least it will give some of us lesser people a chance."
"Fine," Yugi sighed.
"Oh, come on," Jounouchi said, slapping him on the back. "I'm only kidding. We can all enter in!"
"Sorry, but I'll watch," said Anzu.
"I'll accompany you," said Ryou. "I prefer to watch and keep an eye out for certain people then getting my butt whipped in the tornament."
"I'll be watching too."
Yugi turned to Seto with an shocked look, then all three of them.
"Come on! Duel! Have some fun! Ryou, Anzu, Seto...come on. We'll all duel! It will be fun!"
With much whining and begging Anzu, Ryou, and Seto finally gave in, especially since Yugi started the puppy eyes.
"Let's see...Ne! What do you know? We sign up at the game shop."
"Let's go then," said Yami.
Everyone ran to the game shop, but stopped short as they came upon a huge crowd of duelists.
"I'll think I'll sign up after the crowed is gone," said Yugi, and tried getting through to reach the living room.
"Hey, buddy! Get in line!" came a snarl.
"I'm sorry," Yugi said. "But I need to get through."
"Why? Shouldn't you be in line with the rest of us!"
"Why? Because he lives here you idiot!" Yami barked.
The teen backed off immeditately and made space for him to pass through.
"Arigato (thank you)," Yugi said, before disappearing into the crowd.
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They finally managed to get to the living room, and practically collapsed the couch.
"Did you see that sicko?" Jounouchi asked. "Practically tried to bite my ear!"
"That guy was about to punch me," added in Honda.
"I think I'll get a bruise on my face," Anzu complained as she rubbed her cheek.
"Already got one," said Ryou and everyone noticed a nice bruise froming on his cheek.
"I had no trouble," said Yami lazily.
"Hai (yeah), you pratically barked at them," said Yugi, then started laughing.
"I really resent that litte remark. I don't bark, I yell," he said calmly while crossing his arms.
" Yeah right. You sure you're not a dog or something related to one? Because you're quite good at imitating them. Especially in the barking department " he commented, then clapped a hand over his mouth to suppress the fit of giggles that were escaping.
Jounouchi snorted and Anzu giggled. Even Ryou and Seto had to look away, while Honda tried desperately to keep a straight face. Surprisingly, Yami only looked at them lazily.
"Yes, I'm sure."
"Really? Because you sure smell like one," commented Seto.
The teens burst out laughing. It also seemed to catch Yami's attention.
"If I'm a dog then you can be a cockatoo."
"That's okay," Seto said quickly.
"Thought so, so SHUT UP! Oh, and I really resent that," and leaned back.
"You resent everything," Yugi said bluntly.
"Hai, like I resent you being the champion of duel monsters."
"Is that a challenge?"
"Maybe."
"Fine, get off you're butt and grab your deck and let's duel!"
"Not right now."
"Taking it easy?" asked Ryou.
"Hoping to. I had quite a task. Fighting for a certain someones life twice. Besides, I still need to regenerate my energy from last battle," he explained while smirking at Yugi, who was blushing slightly.
"It's been a week though," protested Honda. "Isn't that enough?"
"It will take more then a week, Honda, to regenerate all the energy I lost."
"Well, I'm not sure what's going on with you guys, doing magic and all that flip flap," said Jounouchi. "But, heck, I like you guys any way."
"I'm also confused on my part," admited Yugi. "Since three certain people refuse to tell me anything," he said while looking at the three across from him and glared playfully.
All three seemed to avoid his gaze. Yugi sighed at them and got off the couch and took a peek into the game shop. Relief flooded into him to see them all gone, but stopped as he saw a man. He frowned slightly. This man didn't look right.
"Yami?" he asked quietly.
"Hai."
"Didn't you kill my father?"
"Hai," he said slowy, avoiding the other's eyes.
"Then why the heck is he standing in the game shop?"
"What the..." and stood behind Yugi and observed the man with narrowed eyes.
"Are you sure that's him?" he asked after a while.
"I don't know. He looks close enough."
"Want to test it?"
"Okay."
"Okay, here's what we...wha! Yugi! Where you going!"
Yugi walked right into the store and up to the man.
"Yugi! No!" he hissed, before slapping his forehead.
To late to stop him now.
"Hello sir, may I help you?"
"Yes, I'm thinking of entering the dueling contest."
"Name?"
"Narashi Tamo."
"Who are you?"
"What do you mean?" he asked fearfully.
Yugi regarded him with suspicious narrow eyes.
"You're disguised as my father, and he died. Further more his name is not Narashi Tamo!"
"You are a smart one," he hissed.
A light burst out from his body, and Yami came out from behind the doorway, and sheilded him from the light. Once they looked up, they saw a tall man wearing a red suit. He had white hair that hung to his shoulders, and somehow covered his left eye.
"My name is Peguasus J. Corford (did I spell right?)."
Everyone, who was curious on what was going on, came through the door way, but Ryou stopped dead in his tracks, as he gazed at Pegusas.
"F...f...father!" he stammered.
Pegasus looked up and smiled at Ryou.
"I never suspected to see you here, Ryou-boy."
"I never suspected you were alive."
"Surprises pop every where, don't they?"
"What do you want?" Seto growled.
"I heard about the dueling competition. And I hoped a certain someone would sign up," he said, smiling that sickening smile at Yami.
"I'll be there," he growled.
"I believe he's back, isn't he? Such a shame."
Yami's blood was boiling.
'Don't you dare talk to Yugi like that, shesiji! (bastard)' Yami thought angrily.
"Hikari always was to sweet. Makes anyone want to throw up," Pegusas continued to rudely comment.
"Hey!"
Everyone turned to look at Yugi.
"Don't talk about Hikari like that! I never knew him, but so far as I know, he's a loving person who cares deeply for his friends and family!"
"He always had mercy!" barked Yami. "Even if you were to kill a friend or family of his, he would't kill you for punishement. He'd reason with you, and forgive. If that was me I would have slashed their head off."
Pegasus only yawned.
"That's nice. I'll see you at the duel monster's tornament then, Yami," and walked away.
Everyone was in dead silence.
"Yami, do me a favor and go into that competition and kick his butt! I can't believe he insulted Hikari! Bbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuutttttt........you did the same, didn't you?" Yugi asked Yami bluntly.
"Don't you dare get into that," he growled, as he grabbed the pen and signed his name.
Once he finished he turned to the rest of the group, who were...smiling at him.
"What's going on?" he asked, while sweatdropping. "Aren't any of you going to sign up too?"
Everyone shook their heads.
"But...."
"We'll be rooting for you," said Yugi, and headed into the other room.
"Hey...but wait! I thought we were all signing up!" Yami protested.
"Well, yeah, but what's the point of all of us signing up, when we can just use you," said Honda, as he also disappeared after Yugi.
"WHAT! I'M NOT A SERVANT YOU CAN CONTROL OR USE!"
"Sucks for you," chidded Seto, as he followed Anzu and Ryou into the living room.
"That's not fair!"
"Well, Yam, like some people say, life sometimes isn't fair," Jounouchi said.
"One: Don't call me that. Two: I hate yams. Three: I don't give in hell for what some people say. And four: SOMEONE SHOULD AT LEAST SIGN UP WITH ME!!!"
"Let's talk about this later," suggested Anzu, who poked her head from the door way, and herded the two back into the living room where Yugi was flipping through cannels.
He finally stopped and smiled.
"Hey, minna! A dueling tornament!"
Minna sat down on the coach or floor and settled in for watching the show.
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"Oh, that hurt," Jounouchi winced.
"Stupid move," Honda muttered.
"Nuh, uh. That's the best move yet," Anzu protested.
"Is not."
"Is too."
"Is not."
"Is too."
"Shhhhhhhhhhh!" everyone shushed.
"Sorry," they both whispered.
Suddenly, a huge gooey moth came from the coccoon of evolution, and started squirming as slime spilled from it.
"Isn't it beutiful?" asked the duelist with an insane grin on his face.
Minna sweatdropped.
"More like butt ugly," Jounouchi said.
"And totally disgusting," Anzu added.
"Would make anyone want to toss their cookies," said Honda.
"Can he use that card when the attack is less then the opponents?" Yugi asked.
"I thought you were the dulist champion," Yami said mockingly.
"Well, Yam, I never saw a top duelist do that. And I'm not the best."
"Sa (So)...."
"So don't expect me to know everything."
"But Yugi, you're the A class student in the school! You're on the track team (don't ask where I got that idea. I don't really know myself) and you volenteered for a lot of projects. You help people, give advice, and make them feel a heck a lot better. Don't you think that's almost everything!" asked Honda.
"The shorty's on the track team?" Yami asked.
"Sa...er...a...thanks a lot Honda," he muttered, and the others could clearly see the blush line on his face.
"What? It's true."
"He's even taking sewing and cooking," Jounouchi said with a snigger.
"Well, at least I'll beable to cook and have good meals, and be able to save money by sewing my own clothes instead of buying them," Yugi protested, as he crossed his arms.
"Sa?"
"Unlike some people who burn it and can't even get the string through the needle."
"Should have kept my mouth shut."
"And I don't see what's wrong with it," said Anzu. "He's even tops in those classes. Everyone in cooking class wants to eat the stuff be makes. and everyone in sewing class want's the clothes he perfects. I'm even wearing the blouse he made me," she said proudly.
"Wow, and I thought you bought that at a expensive clothing store," said Seto.
Ryou examined the sleeve.
"Very fine work. I wouldn't be able to tell the difference between home made and store bought."
Yugi had a couch pillow pressed to his face. He was blushing so hard.
"What's the matter?" asked Seto.
"Don't worry, he's just embarassed," Yami reasured.
Seto could barely hear the words, "Thanks a lot Jou," being muttered.
"Ne! The bug freak won!" said Honda suddenly.
Everyone looked up.
"Oh, wait," Ryou said. "I know him. I think his name is Weevle or something. His deck is filled with bug cards."
"I think I saw his name on the list," Yami said, as he thought.
"That freak came here? No way," gasped Honda.
Yugi was oblivious to everyone and stared at Weevle. Something about him seemed familiar. ****************************************************************
(Yugi's thoughts)
"where have I seen him before?"
(closes eyes)
"Where? Where?"
(Eyes snap open)
"I remember. I beat him at the orphanage when I was six. He said I'd regret that and what I did fifty-nine years ago. But is that possible? Or is he another mysterious person to add to the confusion? Wait. Why is everything starting to happen now? It all seems to connect with Hikari and Yami. But how and why? Ugh, My head is starting to hurt now."
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"Yugi?" Seto whispered in his ear.
"Hm?" he asked, as he snapped out of his trance, and looked up.
"Daijoubu ka? (Are you alright?)"
"Hai. I was just thinking," he said with a smile.
He looked around and saw only Seto next to him, and Jounouchi snoring on the couch.
"Where did everyone go?" he asked, confused.
"It's almost dinner time, so the other's decided to go pick something up. Sugoroku said we could stay over since it's raining."
Yugi blinked.
'Didn't I just think for a few minutes?' he thought, but once he glanced at the clock his eyes went wide. 'Holy! I've been thinking for an hour!'
He heard pitter pattering and glanced out the window and saw rain falling. Yugi shivered slightly and got a fire going into the fire mantle, before settling back into the armchair and started reading. A couple of minutes later, they heard the door open.
"What a trip."
"I'm soaked."
"You're soaked? I fell in the puddle!"
"You're right. Luckily, my hair is already brown."
"Ne!"
"Why don't you all quit yapping and help me and Jiichan carry the food in!"
Yugi and Seto got up and went to the game area of the house. They covered their mouths so they could suppress the laughter of the sight of Ryou. His face was wet and splattered with mud, and his hair was stained brown, while his clothing was dripping wet.
"Ryou," said Yugi, trying not to laugh. "You're all dirty and wet it seems."
"Which is why I'm happy I know magic," and snapped his fingers.
In an instant, he was clean and dry.
"I learned that helpful spell from a certain someone," and winked at Yugi.
Yugi smiled. He knew he ment Hikari.
"A little help!?"
Yugi and Seto grabbed some bags from Yami, Anzu brought in the drinks, and Honda carried the bag of lettece. (Yami: Sooooo helpful. Mijikai: (whacks him) Stop interupting!)
"You went to the grocey store?" Yugi asked.
"Hai, I always think home made food is healthier then fast food," Sugoroku answered.
Yugi started looking through the bags and smiled.
"Ne! I can use this and this. Ne! Can I cook dinner tonight? I can use some helpers too."
Ryou and Anzu volenteered and carried the bags into the kitchen. Minutes later, dinner was ready. They all thought it was good, and Yugi told his two helpers not to tell who made what. After, the three surprised the others with dessert. Chocolate pudding and whiped cream. Yami and Seto stared at it, like it was something that was going to bite.
"Something the matter?" Yugi asked.
"What exactly is this?" asked Yami.
"Chocolate pudding. It's good, try it."
Yami tasted it and smiled and licked his lips.
"So this is what Hikari makes."
"So that's where you got the recipe," said Yugi.
"Hai," Ryou muttered and looked down as he ate.
"Tell me about this Hikari," said Jounouchi.
Yugi noticed Yami shifting uncomfortably.
"Well, in the shrine is a his picture. He's sixteen and I think he looks really nice. ....Yami how old are you?"
"Sixteen."
Yugi choked on his pudding.
"What?"
"Yes, I'm sixteen."
//Is that possible?//
/I'll explain later/
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After everyone cleaned up, they got ready for bed. Yugi volenteered his bed for someone to use, while some slept in the guest room, or down stairs in the living room. Yugi slept in the shrine with Yami beside him. Yami had Yugi in his arms, as Yugi snuggled up to Yami. It was peaceful.
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Yami stretched and snuggled up to Yugi, but found nothing there. He frowned as he groped for the small boy, but still found nothing.
"Get up!" came a bark.
Yami's eyes snapped open and stood up quickly. He saw he was in the throne room of the Sinful Castle.
"How did I get here?"
"Shut up and listen!"
Yami kneeled, and was suspicious as the room echoed with laughter.
"I've waited so long for the great leaders son to bow to me."
Yami snapped his head up. He knew that voice anywhere.
"Bakura! Masaka!"
"Surprised?"
"Where's my friend!?"
"He had a little accident."
"Anata!(You) Anata killed him!"
"It doesn't matter anymore. I'm the new leader and your first order is to hurry up with your mission. We attack th elight on the next full moon."
"Bakura, anata..."
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To his confusion, he found himself back where he first was.
"He killed him. How dare he," he growled to himself.
"Yami?" came a sleepy voice. "Doushito no?" (what's wrong)
"Nothing Yugi. Go back to sleep."
"Yami I mean it. Doushito no?"
"And I mean it. Nothing."
"You're lucky it's 3:54 in the morning. I'm to tired to pester you. Remind me in the morning."
'Yeah right,' Yami thought.
Yugi was actually joking. He knew Yami wouldn't even try to remind him so he made a mental note.
"By the way......" Yugi said while turning over, but he saw Yami had fallen asleep.
Yugi rolled his eyes and sighed.
"Good night Yami," he said and closed his own eyes.
Yami opened an eye then the other.
"I thought you were faking it."
Yami sweatdropped.
"Can't fool me," and opened an eye that peered at Yami.
"Okay, fine. What do you want to know," Yami sighed in defeat.
"How can you still be sixteen after fourteen years has passed already?"
"Easy. On earth, every year you go to your next age right? On my place, it takes fifteen years to become the next age. That's why we live longer."
"You must feel lucky."
"Naw, it also meant I had to wait thrity years to become what I wanted to be."
Yugi stuck out his tongue.
"Sucks for you."
"Oh, yeah?" and tickled him.
"Ne! Stop it!"
"At least when you're old I'll probabaly still be in my fourties."
"How do you know?"
"I don't."
"Stupid."
"Oh really?"
"Uh, oh. Yikes!" and ran out of the room, hoping to escape the fingers of death. Or tickling to be more precise.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Oh my kami (God)!"
Yami rushed out, as did the others, and what he saw made him snigger. Yugi was staring, wide eyed, at a tall man. He had a purple uniform on with a staff in his strong grip.
"Dark Magician," said Yami. "It's almost four, why are you here?"
"We heard a big duel competition was coming up, and heard you were to decide on another. We've been dicussing it and decided on the other."
Everyone was listening closely.
"We decided Seto should."
Everyone, except Seto, Yami, and the Dark Magician sighed in relief.
"That's a good idea," piped up Yugi. "Because you both are strong duelers, and I bet both will get good places."
Seto, surprisingly, laughed.
"You've never seen me duel."
"Maybe not, but I have believence in you. Both of you."
Yami suddenly scooped Yugi up.
"Thanks, my confidence just went up."
"I hope you both don't get to confident."
The Dark Magicion kneeled in front of Yami.
"We will forever be loyal."
"I thank you, your service has been greatly thankful for."
Dark Magician then turned his eyes on Yugi, who just got out of Yami's arms and was standing next to him.
"Young Yugi. I believe this belongs to you," and handed him a card. "He'll be quite happy to serve you again."
"Arigato," Yugi said as he took the card.
Dark Magician smiled at Yugi and nodded at Yami before disappearing and was gone.
"What card did he give you?" Anzu asked.
Yugi looked at it. There was no specific picture to be really distinguished. There was a light that shimmered everywhere and could visibly see a halo and wings. There seemed to be a boy or something in the middle of it.
"Angel of Light," Yugi read.
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Mijikai: This probably isn't good as the more action packed chapters, but at least it's got some humor in it.
Yami: I still think you're fantasy fanfiction is stupid.
Mijikai: Shut up anata baka! (you idiot)
Yami: Oh, so are you challenging me to a name calling contest?
Mijikai: You're on! Dork!
Yami: Idiot!
Mijikai: Whiner!
Yami: Cry Baby!
Mijikai: Am not! That's it! Old Egyptian nit wit from
Egypt who doesn't have a brain!
Yami: Oh, yeah. Dull authoress who doesn't have a clue on how to write a good story!
Mijikai: Well...
Yugi: Okay, um, thanks for reading and stay tuned for more! I wonder how long this is going to last?
Jounouchi: Hey, Honda. Beg you 50 bucks this will last five hours.
Honda: You're on!
Yugi: (Sigh) This is going to take forever. I'm going to get some lunch. Want to come?
Jounouchi/Honda: Sure!
Yugi: Last one there has to pay!
Yugi/Jounouchi: (speeds down the hall)
Honda: Hey! That's not fair! You got a head start!
Jounouchi: Stop being a cry baby and try to catch up!
Honda: Fine with me Chiwawa!
Jounouchi: Oh, a puny dog am I? How about you French poodle!
Honda: That's it!
(Both start fighting)
Yugi: I got one show with arguing and another with fighting. (chomping on a sandwich and slurping milk) Split the bill for both of them.