Disclaimer: I do not own YYH, or Tarukane…nor do I want to…
A/N: twitch twitch. This is going to be fun, and gruesome…..
Taru Kane was an adorable little boy. He had a sweet house-loving mother and a successful, wise, cheery father. They lived happily in a small town in Japan. As Taru grew older, he became more adventurous. He would hike out to the countryside and hunt butterflies, or pick flowers in the valley. All this was very dangerous, and therefore his father decided to sit down and have chat with him about the dangers of the outside world.
"You see, Taru, Japan was once ruled by the evil Chimpanzee Clan. They came to this country simply to plague and ruin it. Their plague was a horrible one. A plague that will continue for centuries to come." Taru stared, wide-eyed at his ever-knowing father.
"What was it, Pa?" He asked, mouth agape.
"It was," 'Pa' shuddered, "The Plague of The Pink Giraffes!!!!" Taru gasped. He had never heard of pink giraffes, but they sounded terrifying! 'Pa' continued his story. "They were sent to harm us in every way possible. They have horrific magical powers, and are still roaming around the countryside of Japan today. Please, son, beware the pink giraffes!!!!!" 'Pa' pleaded. Taru nodded solemnly.
"Yes, Pa. I'll be ever so careful and cautious when I venture about the countryside from now on. I promise." Taru got up to walk out of the room, when his father bid him back.
"Son, I want you to have this, for your own protection." 'Pa' handed him a long silver box, with gold clasps. Taru undid the clasps and the sight of a magnificent, glittering weapon leapt to his eyes. Taru picked it up in awe.
"It's-it's a potato peeler!!!!" he said, eyes dusting over the impeccably well kept weapon. "Oh, Pa! Thank-you!"
"That's to protect you from the pink giraffes. They are afraid of potato peelers, for they know the damage they can cause."
"Pa, can I ask you one more thing?" Pa looked up.
"Of course, son!"
"What happened to the Chimpanzee Clan?"
"They went to the Bahamas! And were captured by the swiveling hips of the native girls. They are stuck, staring, wondering how she does it, FOREVER!!!!"
"Oh, good," Taru sighed and walked out of the room, accompanied by his potato peeler.
A/N: that's it for the first chapter! Scared yet??? Going to have nightmares of pink giraffes??? Or swiveling hips??? No? well, you will…heheheheh,
First chapter was by C. Macky , however written on my computer there for on my account! Will be joint written later.