Xavier's Fables: The City Girl and the Country Goth
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"Welcome back Children." Xavier said as the Brotherhood walked into Xavier's study.
"Pietro you idiot, I told you we didn't win a free boat." Lance snapped as he smacked Pietro in the back of the head.
"D'oh" Pietro muttered as the doors behind them locked.
"We're trapped!" Toad shouted in horror.
"Welcome to my hell." Jean said as she and the X-Men sat chained to chairs.
"Wanda?" Blob asked. "Could you please hex the doors open?"
"Yea right. I like these stories." Wanda said simply as she sat up front. "There almost as deranged as I am." Wanda said with a smile.
"We're doomed." Pietro moaned.
"I'm gonna kill you after this." Lance said as the Brotherhood sat down. Xavier smiled as he opened his giant book.
"Today's story is about the City Girl, and the Country Goth…" Xavier said with a smile.
"Oh no…" Rouge muttered as she looked for a way out. She found none.
"Our story takes place in a land, far, far away…" Xavier began.
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Down south
"Well, for once this place is actually far away…" Rouge said as she looked around. "Wait a second, I'm home. This can't be good…"
"SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE DAMN STORY!" Xavier's voice shouted.
"Prissy." Rouge said as she walked outside and towards her mailbox. She opened up the queer looking box and pulled out a few letters. "Junk, junk, bill, bill, third notice of payment, you have just won a million dollars, catalog, bill, junk… Man, no wonder America's postal workers go crazy every day." Rouge stated as she took out a lighter and burned the letters in the middle of the street.
"FIRE!" Pyro shouted as he appeared from nowhere and began to dance around the pretty flames.
"Where in the hell did he come from?' Rouge asked as she stared at Pyro, who was now stripping down and marking his body with ashes, giving praise to the dark god himself.
"Rob Riener?" Lance's voice asked from off screen.
"There's no one else that fits the bill." Xavier's voice said. "Now Rouge, who wasn't all that social, was enjoying her vacation from the institute."
"I would if I actually got one." Rouge muttered.
"SHUT UP!" Xavier shouted as he continued the tale.
"I wonder if I got any e-mail?" Rouge muttered to herself as she walked back inside and booted up her computer. "Lets see here… Porno, porno site, porno site, viagra offer, insurance pitch, porno, insurance pitch, do I want my penis to be bigger, porno, I'm starting to notice a trend here." Rouge drawled as she scanned through her various e-mails. "Hey, I got a letter from Kitty." Rouge said as she opened the E-mail and read it. "Hmmm, so she's lonely and wants me to come up and hang out with her. Well I'm not up to anything important down here, just my plans for WORLD DOMINATION!" Rouge cackled as she pushed a button and a lab appeared, with Pierce Brosnen tied to the table, a laser moving towards little Pierce.
"For the last time, I'm an actor, not a secret agent!" Pierce called out in horror. "What is it you want?"
"I want you to die Mister Bond." Rouge cackled as she grabbed a suitcase. "Well, I'm off to Northwood for the rest of my Vacation, maybe it might be more fun up there." Rouge said as she walked out of her house and towards the airport, ignoring the screams that now came from her house.
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Northwood
"That was fast." Rouge muttered. "I didn't even buy a plane ticket."
"ROUGE!" Kitty squealed as she hugged her friend.
"Where did you come from?" Rouge asked in amazement. "I didn't send an notice letting you know that I'd be coming up."
"That's a good question." Kitty asked as her and Rouge looked around in horror. "Anyhow, I've got a great itinerary planned for us." Kitty said with a smile as the two walked out of the airport.
"So long as it doesn't include going to the mall everyday." Rouge said as Kitty looked around nervously.
"It doesn't. Now." Kitty said with a weak smile as the two got into Kitty's car and drove off. Rather, ran over dozens of pedestrian's and caused millions of dollars worth of damage to the city, as Kitty is a maniac behind the wheel.
"PROFESSOR!" Kitty squealed.
"Its True." Lance cracked.
"SLAP!"
"OW…." Lance moaned.
"SHUT UP ALL OF YOU AND ENJOY THE DAMN STORY!" Xavier shouted.
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Northbrook Mall
"Smokin' weed, Smokin' weed, doin' dope, drinkin' beer…" A raggedy kid with long blond hair and a yellow jacket sang as he and his silent friend with a beard stood outside the mall, petteling their wares.
"The professors been watching too much of Kevin Smiths stuff again." Kitty said to Rouge as they walked by.
"You're telling me." Rouge said simply. "So what do you have planed for the next four weeks?"
"Party's and the mall." Kitty said simply as Rouge looked around for a means of escape. She found none.
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Four weeks later…
"So how do you feel after a month of partying, constant trips to the mall without buying anything, hitting of hot guys, eating junk food, staying up late and sleeping in?" Kitty asked as Rouge looked at her haggardly.
"I LOVE IT!" Rouge shouted. "Country life may be simple, but city life rules!"
"I agree. Wait, this isn't how the story's supposed to end. Is it?" Kitty asked as Rouge shoved her to the ground and charged toward the mall. "SHOPPING!!!" Rouge cackled as she began to foam at the mouth.
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Back in reality at Xavier's
"And so Rouge went crazy, as the city girl way of life corrupted her mind and sent her into a severe psychosis. Eventually police had to put her down before she hurt anyone else…" Xavier read as he closed his book and smiled at his student. "Any questions?"
"What are you on?" Scott asked.
"Nothing that concerns you Scott." Xavier stated. "So does anyone no the moral to today's story?"
"Nobody say a word." Lance cautioned.
Too late. I can sense your fear young one." Xavier said to Rogue. "You want to spin the wheel."
"No! Your wrong!" Rouge shouted.
"Don't give in Rouge!" Jean shouted.
"I…I don't know what to do!" Rouge shouted.
"Well, Rouge why don't you consult the "Wheel of Morality" to find out?" Xavier asked.
"Don't do it Rouge!" Pietro cried out. "Fight him. Use the Force!" Pietro shouted as everyone stared at him. "What? It worked for George Lucas."
"I hate my life." Rouge muttered as she approached the giant Wheel cautiously. She looked at the others. "I'm Sorry. I was too weak…" Rouge said as she gave the wheel a mighty spin. "Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn." Rouge recited as the Wheel landed on the number 172. A print out appeared and rouge read it aloud. "Moral number 172: Size does matter." Rouge read aloud.
"Does not!" Logan shouted suddenly before he stopped himself. Oops… Did I say that out loud…"
"There's a tidbit of information I didn't need to know." Toad muttered.
"But I certainly did." Jean said simply with a sly smile as she hugged Cyclops. "I made the right choice.
"Wait a minute. There was a choice?" Cyclops asked in confusion.
"Just forget I said anything." Jean said as she wiped his mind clean of what just happened.
"What's going on?" Cyclops asked suddenly.
"Why don't you relax Scott?" And why don't you all join us next time when I tell you all the tale of The Toad and The Sabertooth?" Xavier said with a huge smile.
"I don't like the sound of that." Toad gulped.
"None of us do." Blob cracked.
"I do!" Wanda shouted in joy.
"You would." Toad muttered.
"What was that?" Wanda demanded.
"Nothing cuddlebumpkins." Toad added quickly.
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You all heard the man. See you all next time.
Peace out,
Descendent
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"Welcome back Children." Xavier said as the Brotherhood walked into Xavier's study.
"Pietro you idiot, I told you we didn't win a free boat." Lance snapped as he smacked Pietro in the back of the head.
"D'oh" Pietro muttered as the doors behind them locked.
"We're trapped!" Toad shouted in horror.
"Welcome to my hell." Jean said as she and the X-Men sat chained to chairs.
"Wanda?" Blob asked. "Could you please hex the doors open?"
"Yea right. I like these stories." Wanda said simply as she sat up front. "There almost as deranged as I am." Wanda said with a smile.
"We're doomed." Pietro moaned.
"I'm gonna kill you after this." Lance said as the Brotherhood sat down. Xavier smiled as he opened his giant book.
"Today's story is about the City Girl, and the Country Goth…" Xavier said with a smile.
"Oh no…" Rouge muttered as she looked for a way out. She found none.
"Our story takes place in a land, far, far away…" Xavier began.
********************
Down south
"Well, for once this place is actually far away…" Rouge said as she looked around. "Wait a second, I'm home. This can't be good…"
"SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE DAMN STORY!" Xavier's voice shouted.
"Prissy." Rouge said as she walked outside and towards her mailbox. She opened up the queer looking box and pulled out a few letters. "Junk, junk, bill, bill, third notice of payment, you have just won a million dollars, catalog, bill, junk… Man, no wonder America's postal workers go crazy every day." Rouge stated as she took out a lighter and burned the letters in the middle of the street.
"FIRE!" Pyro shouted as he appeared from nowhere and began to dance around the pretty flames.
"Where in the hell did he come from?' Rouge asked as she stared at Pyro, who was now stripping down and marking his body with ashes, giving praise to the dark god himself.
"Rob Riener?" Lance's voice asked from off screen.
"There's no one else that fits the bill." Xavier's voice said. "Now Rouge, who wasn't all that social, was enjoying her vacation from the institute."
"I would if I actually got one." Rouge muttered.
"SHUT UP!" Xavier shouted as he continued the tale.
"I wonder if I got any e-mail?" Rouge muttered to herself as she walked back inside and booted up her computer. "Lets see here… Porno, porno site, porno site, viagra offer, insurance pitch, porno, insurance pitch, do I want my penis to be bigger, porno, I'm starting to notice a trend here." Rouge drawled as she scanned through her various e-mails. "Hey, I got a letter from Kitty." Rouge said as she opened the E-mail and read it. "Hmmm, so she's lonely and wants me to come up and hang out with her. Well I'm not up to anything important down here, just my plans for WORLD DOMINATION!" Rouge cackled as she pushed a button and a lab appeared, with Pierce Brosnen tied to the table, a laser moving towards little Pierce.
"For the last time, I'm an actor, not a secret agent!" Pierce called out in horror. "What is it you want?"
"I want you to die Mister Bond." Rouge cackled as she grabbed a suitcase. "Well, I'm off to Northwood for the rest of my Vacation, maybe it might be more fun up there." Rouge said as she walked out of her house and towards the airport, ignoring the screams that now came from her house.
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Northwood
"That was fast." Rouge muttered. "I didn't even buy a plane ticket."
"ROUGE!" Kitty squealed as she hugged her friend.
"Where did you come from?" Rouge asked in amazement. "I didn't send an notice letting you know that I'd be coming up."
"That's a good question." Kitty asked as her and Rouge looked around in horror. "Anyhow, I've got a great itinerary planned for us." Kitty said with a smile as the two walked out of the airport.
"So long as it doesn't include going to the mall everyday." Rouge said as Kitty looked around nervously.
"It doesn't. Now." Kitty said with a weak smile as the two got into Kitty's car and drove off. Rather, ran over dozens of pedestrian's and caused millions of dollars worth of damage to the city, as Kitty is a maniac behind the wheel.
"PROFESSOR!" Kitty squealed.
"Its True." Lance cracked.
"SLAP!"
"OW…." Lance moaned.
"SHUT UP ALL OF YOU AND ENJOY THE DAMN STORY!" Xavier shouted.
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Northbrook Mall
"Smokin' weed, Smokin' weed, doin' dope, drinkin' beer…" A raggedy kid with long blond hair and a yellow jacket sang as he and his silent friend with a beard stood outside the mall, petteling their wares.
"The professors been watching too much of Kevin Smiths stuff again." Kitty said to Rouge as they walked by.
"You're telling me." Rouge said simply. "So what do you have planed for the next four weeks?"
"Party's and the mall." Kitty said simply as Rouge looked around for a means of escape. She found none.
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Four weeks later…
"So how do you feel after a month of partying, constant trips to the mall without buying anything, hitting of hot guys, eating junk food, staying up late and sleeping in?" Kitty asked as Rouge looked at her haggardly.
"I LOVE IT!" Rouge shouted. "Country life may be simple, but city life rules!"
"I agree. Wait, this isn't how the story's supposed to end. Is it?" Kitty asked as Rouge shoved her to the ground and charged toward the mall. "SHOPPING!!!" Rouge cackled as she began to foam at the mouth.
********************
Back in reality at Xavier's
"And so Rouge went crazy, as the city girl way of life corrupted her mind and sent her into a severe psychosis. Eventually police had to put her down before she hurt anyone else…" Xavier read as he closed his book and smiled at his student. "Any questions?"
"What are you on?" Scott asked.
"Nothing that concerns you Scott." Xavier stated. "So does anyone no the moral to today's story?"
"Nobody say a word." Lance cautioned.
Too late. I can sense your fear young one." Xavier said to Rogue. "You want to spin the wheel."
"No! Your wrong!" Rouge shouted.
"Don't give in Rouge!" Jean shouted.
"I…I don't know what to do!" Rouge shouted.
"Well, Rouge why don't you consult the "Wheel of Morality" to find out?" Xavier asked.
"Don't do it Rouge!" Pietro cried out. "Fight him. Use the Force!" Pietro shouted as everyone stared at him. "What? It worked for George Lucas."
"I hate my life." Rouge muttered as she approached the giant Wheel cautiously. She looked at the others. "I'm Sorry. I was too weak…" Rouge said as she gave the wheel a mighty spin. "Wheel of Morality, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn." Rouge recited as the Wheel landed on the number 172. A print out appeared and rouge read it aloud. "Moral number 172: Size does matter." Rouge read aloud.
"Does not!" Logan shouted suddenly before he stopped himself. Oops… Did I say that out loud…"
"There's a tidbit of information I didn't need to know." Toad muttered.
"But I certainly did." Jean said simply with a sly smile as she hugged Cyclops. "I made the right choice.
"Wait a minute. There was a choice?" Cyclops asked in confusion.
"Just forget I said anything." Jean said as she wiped his mind clean of what just happened.
"What's going on?" Cyclops asked suddenly.
"Why don't you relax Scott?" And why don't you all join us next time when I tell you all the tale of The Toad and The Sabertooth?" Xavier said with a huge smile.
"I don't like the sound of that." Toad gulped.
"None of us do." Blob cracked.
"I do!" Wanda shouted in joy.
"You would." Toad muttered.
"What was that?" Wanda demanded.
"Nothing cuddlebumpkins." Toad added quickly.
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You all heard the man. See you all next time.
Peace out,
Descendent