I put the disclaimer at the start of last chapter. Go look. *pokepoke*
And so we join our dear friend Akio once again. Poor little Akio was lost without his Anthy so he set off to find a new one instead of trying to get the old one back. He decided it would be best to try and stick with a female since they were easier to manipulate.
A sign had been posted on the forum begging, er, asking ladies between the ages of 12 and 20 to join the chairman for an interview to be his new secretary. Now every girl who went to Ohtori knew Akio was so hot you could make toast with him, and getting the chance to meet him was something any girl would DIE for. And so began the interveiw for the new Anthy
The first girl who stepped up to Akio was someone who he had gien a ride in his car befor. He didn't get to "Show her the Ends of the World" as he had hopped but that was fine. Plenty of time for that later. And she was kind of cute, and perky. Maby she wouldn't be so bad. Then she opened her mouth.
"HI MR.HEADCHAIRMAN SIR!!!! I SAW YOUR NOTICE AND JUST COULDN'T HELP MYSELF!!! YOU REMEMBER ME RIGHT?!!?!? I'M WAKABA!! UTENA'S BESTEST FRIEND!!!! YOU TOOK ME FOR A RIDE IN YOUR CAR ONCE!!!!" Her voice was so annoyingly high pitched Akio's ears felt as though someone had jammed a hot fork through each and the preceeded to blare Korn into them.
This torture was only the start of what was to come. She kept talking, fast and high pitched, not stopping for a moment as though if she did she would emplode on herself. "Good GOD WOMEN! SHUT UP!!!!" And with that Wakaba quickly silenced. "LEAVE!! NOW!!! GO AWAY AND DON'T COME BACK! BECAUSE IF I EVER SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN I WILL HAVE TO GOUGE MY OWN EYES OUT THEN CUT OFF MY EARS!"
Wakaba's eyes filled with tears.
"Oh God...Don't...PLEASE!" Akio begged
But Wakaba started screaming and crying, sending Akio's pretty little ears back into the hell that was Wakaba's voice.
After an hour of listening to Wakaba wail he had finally managed to get her out after saying he was sorry and didn't mean a word of what he said. Though of course he was lying and made a mental note to rewrite that girls schedule so that there would never be the slightest chance he would have to see her again.
Akio was hopeful now, because NOTHING could be worse then what just left his office. And it seemed to be so, because the calm, stern, and sexy Juri walked into his office next.
Grinning Akio dared to ask, "So...You want to apply for the secretary postion? I hope you know it's a difficult postion. You'l need to be savy, there will be long restless nights, and you may see things you don't want to see..."
Now being wise and intellagent, and having worked with Touga, Juri knew all to well what he REALLY ment. "Ok....you know what? Screw this and screw you. I'm NOT going to go through this again. Find someone else to do your dirty work you little bitch." Juri then slapped Akio, with drew her sword (Does she take it with her everywhere she goes?) and pulled him to the ground. She stepped on his back and grabbed his hair then yanked it upward and in the blink of an eye, sliced that long lavender ponytail off then spat right by his face.
Akio sniffled and fingered his hair. Things didn't seem to be going to well. He had just gone through 20 other aplicents all of whom seemed to be deragned or suffer from some mental illness. Either that or they were all PMSing...
Finally! Someone wouldn't abuse him or throw up on his shirt (He'd gone through 4 by now. Those poor girls just couldn't keep there stomachs under control) walked in, fallowed by three other girls. It was Nanami, Touga's cron of a sister. She probly wanted to work for him so she could learn something baout her perfect brother.
"So Nana-" Akio was cut short as Nanami's little slave girls started beeting him. He was fine until one of them landed a firm kick to his crotch.
"I know what you do with my big brother Akio, and I suggest you never do it again. Otherwise there will be anouther beeting waiting for you."
Akio layed on the floor crying, and watched Nanami leave. Today sucked.
And so we join our dear friend Akio once again. Poor little Akio was lost without his Anthy so he set off to find a new one instead of trying to get the old one back. He decided it would be best to try and stick with a female since they were easier to manipulate.
A sign had been posted on the forum begging, er, asking ladies between the ages of 12 and 20 to join the chairman for an interview to be his new secretary. Now every girl who went to Ohtori knew Akio was so hot you could make toast with him, and getting the chance to meet him was something any girl would DIE for. And so began the interveiw for the new Anthy
The first girl who stepped up to Akio was someone who he had gien a ride in his car befor. He didn't get to "Show her the Ends of the World" as he had hopped but that was fine. Plenty of time for that later. And she was kind of cute, and perky. Maby she wouldn't be so bad. Then she opened her mouth.
"HI MR.HEADCHAIRMAN SIR!!!! I SAW YOUR NOTICE AND JUST COULDN'T HELP MYSELF!!! YOU REMEMBER ME RIGHT?!!?!? I'M WAKABA!! UTENA'S BESTEST FRIEND!!!! YOU TOOK ME FOR A RIDE IN YOUR CAR ONCE!!!!" Her voice was so annoyingly high pitched Akio's ears felt as though someone had jammed a hot fork through each and the preceeded to blare Korn into them.
This torture was only the start of what was to come. She kept talking, fast and high pitched, not stopping for a moment as though if she did she would emplode on herself. "Good GOD WOMEN! SHUT UP!!!!" And with that Wakaba quickly silenced. "LEAVE!! NOW!!! GO AWAY AND DON'T COME BACK! BECAUSE IF I EVER SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN I WILL HAVE TO GOUGE MY OWN EYES OUT THEN CUT OFF MY EARS!"
Wakaba's eyes filled with tears.
"Oh God...Don't...PLEASE!" Akio begged
But Wakaba started screaming and crying, sending Akio's pretty little ears back into the hell that was Wakaba's voice.
After an hour of listening to Wakaba wail he had finally managed to get her out after saying he was sorry and didn't mean a word of what he said. Though of course he was lying and made a mental note to rewrite that girls schedule so that there would never be the slightest chance he would have to see her again.
Akio was hopeful now, because NOTHING could be worse then what just left his office. And it seemed to be so, because the calm, stern, and sexy Juri walked into his office next.
Grinning Akio dared to ask, "So...You want to apply for the secretary postion? I hope you know it's a difficult postion. You'l need to be savy, there will be long restless nights, and you may see things you don't want to see..."
Now being wise and intellagent, and having worked with Touga, Juri knew all to well what he REALLY ment. "Ok....you know what? Screw this and screw you. I'm NOT going to go through this again. Find someone else to do your dirty work you little bitch." Juri then slapped Akio, with drew her sword (Does she take it with her everywhere she goes?) and pulled him to the ground. She stepped on his back and grabbed his hair then yanked it upward and in the blink of an eye, sliced that long lavender ponytail off then spat right by his face.
Akio sniffled and fingered his hair. Things didn't seem to be going to well. He had just gone through 20 other aplicents all of whom seemed to be deragned or suffer from some mental illness. Either that or they were all PMSing...
Finally! Someone wouldn't abuse him or throw up on his shirt (He'd gone through 4 by now. Those poor girls just couldn't keep there stomachs under control) walked in, fallowed by three other girls. It was Nanami, Touga's cron of a sister. She probly wanted to work for him so she could learn something baout her perfect brother.
"So Nana-" Akio was cut short as Nanami's little slave girls started beeting him. He was fine until one of them landed a firm kick to his crotch.
"I know what you do with my big brother Akio, and I suggest you never do it again. Otherwise there will be anouther beeting waiting for you."
Akio layed on the floor crying, and watched Nanami leave. Today sucked.