Disclaimer ~ I don't own the characters from this story. I do own the plot
though.and you can't have that without my permission. If you do I will find
out and hunt you down.
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Seamus was tired of watching Dean and Lavender flirt in the common room. He had half a mind to tell him what was going on between Lavender and him. He wouldn't be so happy then, would he?
He wouldn't do it though. That would get Dean angry with him, and ruin his chance with Lavender. If he had a chance with Lavender.
Lavender had talked Seamus into going to the library with her and Dean. Just so he wouldn't try to pull anything on her. He felt like the third wheel. He got up and pushed his chair in mumbling something about finding another book.
Walking behind a bookcase, making sure to keep his eye on the two he half- glanced at the books. He peeked through a crack and watched as Dean snaked his arms around her stomach.
"Hi Seamus!" He turned around and looked at Parvati. She was smiling, her hands clasped behind her back. "What are you looking at?" She peered around the bookcase and saw Dean and Lavender. "Oh. It's kind of disgusting, isn't it?"
"Yeah." He pulled a book off of the shelf, pretending to be interested in it.
"I had a really great time the other night, didn't you?" She leaned on the bookcase as she pushed the book out of his grasp.
He looked up at her. Maybe if he brought her back to the table, he could make Lav jealous. "Yes. Would you like to join me over there?" He pointed at the table.
"YES! I mean, yes, that would be okay." She smiled and followed him as he walked over to the table.
He sat down and she took a seat next to him. "Hi Lavender. Dean."
"Parvati! Hi. here with Seamus then? You didn't tell me you had another date!"
"We didn't. I just asked her over here. I thought since you guys were on a date, I should probably ask Parvati."
Parvati smiled. "Oh, Seamus. You are the sweetest!" She wrapped her arms around his neck and rested her head on his shoulder. "What are you reading?" She read the first few lines of the book. "The Female Body? Why are you reading THIS?"
Seamus blushed. He'd been so busy spying on Dean and Lavender he didn't even realize what book he picked out. He shrugged. "It's educational."
"Educational, huh?" Dean pulled the book over to his side of the table and began to read it. "The vagina is a self-cleaning organ." He began to laugh. Lavender grabbed the book from Dean and snapped it shut.
"Stop it! You're making him blush!"
"I think maybe it's the book that's making him blush." Dean pulled the book over. He looked at the picture on the cover, and laughed harder. He gripped his stomach and doubled over.
Seamus snatched the book from Dean. "I'd close my mouth if I was you. Let's not forget what's in your nightstand drawer."
Dean looked up, "You wouldn't!"
"I would!"
"What's in his drawer?" The two girls asked simultaneously.
"He has a~" Dean clamped his hand on Seamus' mouth.
"Nothing. I have nothing. Right?" Seamus nodded. He grabbed his book from Dean's hand.
"Now, I'd like to get back to reading." He opened the book and held it up, acting like he was reading. He looked over at Dean and Lavender. Dean put his arm lightly around her shoulder and gave it a squeeze.
"Do you read upside down? Or are you just looking at the pictures?" He looked over at Parvati and smiled.
"A little of both." He smiled at her again, and she leaned in and kissed his cheek. He looked over to see if the other two had been watching, but they were too busy flirting.
He looked back to Parvati, who had begun to read. He took her face in his hands and kissed her lips softly. She smiled against his lips, and wrapped her arms around his neck.
When the two finally broke apart, the majority of the library was watching him. He looked up to see a few Ravenclaw girls giggling. Dean raised his eyebrow, "You said the date last night went okay. You obviously left a few things out."
He shrugged. Lavender looked down at her lap, keeping quiet as possible. Had Seamus' plan worked? Was she jealous? "Wow. Seamus. If every date gets this much better, I can't wait until our next one."
"Well I try." Parvati yawned and stood up.
"I'm going to head to back. I'm a bit tired."
"I'll walk you back." He stood up and laced his fingers through Parvati's waiting hand.
"Wait!" Lavender shot up. "We'll come with you!"
"Actually, I'm not that tired, let's just stay here." Dean protested.
She faked a yawn. "Well, I am. Real tired. Now walk me back." She stood up, and Dean followed her.
Both couples walked down the hall, side by side. Dean once or twice tried sneaking his arm around Lavender's waist. She was too sly, and managed to wriggle out of his grasp each time.
Finally, reaching Gryffindor tower, the boys said their good nights. Seamus kissed Parvati lightly on the lips.
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"Man, Seamus. You are really lucky! Parvati really likes you!" Dean pulled a light cotton shirt over his head.
Seamus shrugged. "Yeah, I guess so." The other boys were already dressed in their pajamas, sitting on the floor playing Exploding Snap. Seamus smiled. Little did they know, he was seeking revenge.
"So, does she kiss good?" Ron asked not looking up.
"Better than most of the girls here."
"So, you've kissed most of the girls?" Harry asked.
"Every single one. Hermione really stinks." Seamus watched as Ron looked up with interest and jealousy.
"You've kissed Hermione?"
"Oh yes. She has real bad breath. But she was really into me, so I thought, what the hell! At least she's better than your little sister, Ron."
"Ginny?" Harry asked.
"Oh yes. She's a lively little thing. Accidentally bit me tongue."
"I can't believe this!" Both of the boys shot up walking towards Seamus. "Keep your hands off of them!" Seamus began to laugh as he looked at the two red-faced boys. "You didn't really kiss them, did you?" Seamus shook his head.
"You stupid Prat!" Ron sat back down.
"And that was only faze one of my revenge plan."
"What do you mean?" The boys asked.
Seamus climbed into bed and muttered, "Nothing." Before pulling his curtains around his bed and falling to sleep.
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A/N: Don't forget to review! I'd really appreciate it!
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Seamus was tired of watching Dean and Lavender flirt in the common room. He had half a mind to tell him what was going on between Lavender and him. He wouldn't be so happy then, would he?
He wouldn't do it though. That would get Dean angry with him, and ruin his chance with Lavender. If he had a chance with Lavender.
Lavender had talked Seamus into going to the library with her and Dean. Just so he wouldn't try to pull anything on her. He felt like the third wheel. He got up and pushed his chair in mumbling something about finding another book.
Walking behind a bookcase, making sure to keep his eye on the two he half- glanced at the books. He peeked through a crack and watched as Dean snaked his arms around her stomach.
"Hi Seamus!" He turned around and looked at Parvati. She was smiling, her hands clasped behind her back. "What are you looking at?" She peered around the bookcase and saw Dean and Lavender. "Oh. It's kind of disgusting, isn't it?"
"Yeah." He pulled a book off of the shelf, pretending to be interested in it.
"I had a really great time the other night, didn't you?" She leaned on the bookcase as she pushed the book out of his grasp.
He looked up at her. Maybe if he brought her back to the table, he could make Lav jealous. "Yes. Would you like to join me over there?" He pointed at the table.
"YES! I mean, yes, that would be okay." She smiled and followed him as he walked over to the table.
He sat down and she took a seat next to him. "Hi Lavender. Dean."
"Parvati! Hi. here with Seamus then? You didn't tell me you had another date!"
"We didn't. I just asked her over here. I thought since you guys were on a date, I should probably ask Parvati."
Parvati smiled. "Oh, Seamus. You are the sweetest!" She wrapped her arms around his neck and rested her head on his shoulder. "What are you reading?" She read the first few lines of the book. "The Female Body? Why are you reading THIS?"
Seamus blushed. He'd been so busy spying on Dean and Lavender he didn't even realize what book he picked out. He shrugged. "It's educational."
"Educational, huh?" Dean pulled the book over to his side of the table and began to read it. "The vagina is a self-cleaning organ." He began to laugh. Lavender grabbed the book from Dean and snapped it shut.
"Stop it! You're making him blush!"
"I think maybe it's the book that's making him blush." Dean pulled the book over. He looked at the picture on the cover, and laughed harder. He gripped his stomach and doubled over.
Seamus snatched the book from Dean. "I'd close my mouth if I was you. Let's not forget what's in your nightstand drawer."
Dean looked up, "You wouldn't!"
"I would!"
"What's in his drawer?" The two girls asked simultaneously.
"He has a~" Dean clamped his hand on Seamus' mouth.
"Nothing. I have nothing. Right?" Seamus nodded. He grabbed his book from Dean's hand.
"Now, I'd like to get back to reading." He opened the book and held it up, acting like he was reading. He looked over at Dean and Lavender. Dean put his arm lightly around her shoulder and gave it a squeeze.
"Do you read upside down? Or are you just looking at the pictures?" He looked over at Parvati and smiled.
"A little of both." He smiled at her again, and she leaned in and kissed his cheek. He looked over to see if the other two had been watching, but they were too busy flirting.
He looked back to Parvati, who had begun to read. He took her face in his hands and kissed her lips softly. She smiled against his lips, and wrapped her arms around his neck.
When the two finally broke apart, the majority of the library was watching him. He looked up to see a few Ravenclaw girls giggling. Dean raised his eyebrow, "You said the date last night went okay. You obviously left a few things out."
He shrugged. Lavender looked down at her lap, keeping quiet as possible. Had Seamus' plan worked? Was she jealous? "Wow. Seamus. If every date gets this much better, I can't wait until our next one."
"Well I try." Parvati yawned and stood up.
"I'm going to head to back. I'm a bit tired."
"I'll walk you back." He stood up and laced his fingers through Parvati's waiting hand.
"Wait!" Lavender shot up. "We'll come with you!"
"Actually, I'm not that tired, let's just stay here." Dean protested.
She faked a yawn. "Well, I am. Real tired. Now walk me back." She stood up, and Dean followed her.
Both couples walked down the hall, side by side. Dean once or twice tried sneaking his arm around Lavender's waist. She was too sly, and managed to wriggle out of his grasp each time.
Finally, reaching Gryffindor tower, the boys said their good nights. Seamus kissed Parvati lightly on the lips.
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"Man, Seamus. You are really lucky! Parvati really likes you!" Dean pulled a light cotton shirt over his head.
Seamus shrugged. "Yeah, I guess so." The other boys were already dressed in their pajamas, sitting on the floor playing Exploding Snap. Seamus smiled. Little did they know, he was seeking revenge.
"So, does she kiss good?" Ron asked not looking up.
"Better than most of the girls here."
"So, you've kissed most of the girls?" Harry asked.
"Every single one. Hermione really stinks." Seamus watched as Ron looked up with interest and jealousy.
"You've kissed Hermione?"
"Oh yes. She has real bad breath. But she was really into me, so I thought, what the hell! At least she's better than your little sister, Ron."
"Ginny?" Harry asked.
"Oh yes. She's a lively little thing. Accidentally bit me tongue."
"I can't believe this!" Both of the boys shot up walking towards Seamus. "Keep your hands off of them!" Seamus began to laugh as he looked at the two red-faced boys. "You didn't really kiss them, did you?" Seamus shook his head.
"You stupid Prat!" Ron sat back down.
"And that was only faze one of my revenge plan."
"What do you mean?" The boys asked.
Seamus climbed into bed and muttered, "Nothing." Before pulling his curtains around his bed and falling to sleep.
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