Yo Mama Never Felt So BAD!
You see! I was walking down the crosswalk, when
another "gang member" supposedly came up to me and said
"You want to start Beef." So me with my fasanable Knowledge about
his mama, I said "Yo MAMA!" Not to forget middle finger, which
the importance of it is incredible, with out it it means didly SQUAT.
Any Ways back to the story. After a couple of minutes of thinking
(boy he's realy smart) he responded in another MAMA diss, which to
my surprise was actualy Funny.
and do you know what he said. Well I'l tell you what he said
"Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or meatloaf!"
well, knowing me. I just had to respond
"Tell Yo mama to stop wearing green lipstick,
my balls are starting to look like ninja turtles."
"Tell Yo mama to stop wearing blue lipstick,
my balls look like Smurfs."
but the glory of this, I said another one as well,
he's probaly going balistic because he's so friggin dumb.
after that he was just standing there, I thought I'd throw in
some more. (people prepare for a long list, I totaly let me self go
with all the yo mama disses I know)
"Yo mama's like a hardware store, 25 cents a screw."
"Yo mama's like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day."
"Yo mama's like a telephone booth, open to the public, costs a quarter,
and guys go in and out all day."
"Yo mama's like a bag of potato chips, "Free-To-Lay." "
"Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered,
thrown down the gutter, and she still comes back for more."
"Yo mama's like Bazooka Joe, 5 cents a blow."
"Yo mama's like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on."
"Yo mama's like McDonalds... over 5 billion served world wide."
"Yo mama's so poor, the mat on her front porch says "Wel "
"Yo mama's so poor, the bank repossesed her cardboard box."
After that, He RAN for his life. As I shouted
"Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom!"
You see! I was walking down the crosswalk, when
another "gang member" supposedly came up to me and said
"You want to start Beef." So me with my fasanable Knowledge about
his mama, I said "Yo MAMA!" Not to forget middle finger, which
the importance of it is incredible, with out it it means didly SQUAT.
Any Ways back to the story. After a couple of minutes of thinking
(boy he's realy smart) he responded in another MAMA diss, which to
my surprise was actualy Funny.
and do you know what he said. Well I'l tell you what he said
"Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or meatloaf!"
well, knowing me. I just had to respond
"Tell Yo mama to stop wearing green lipstick,
my balls are starting to look like ninja turtles."
"Tell Yo mama to stop wearing blue lipstick,
my balls look like Smurfs."
but the glory of this, I said another one as well,
he's probaly going balistic because he's so friggin dumb.
after that he was just standing there, I thought I'd throw in
some more. (people prepare for a long list, I totaly let me self go
with all the yo mama disses I know)
"Yo mama's like a hardware store, 25 cents a screw."
"Yo mama's like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day."
"Yo mama's like a telephone booth, open to the public, costs a quarter,
and guys go in and out all day."
"Yo mama's like a bag of potato chips, "Free-To-Lay." "
"Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered,
thrown down the gutter, and she still comes back for more."
"Yo mama's like Bazooka Joe, 5 cents a blow."
"Yo mama's like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on."
"Yo mama's like McDonalds... over 5 billion served world wide."
"Yo mama's so poor, the mat on her front porch says "Wel "
"Yo mama's so poor, the bank repossesed her cardboard box."
After that, He RAN for his life. As I shouted
"Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom!"