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9:00

Mokuba: * is the first wake up and sees a van in the drive*THEY'RE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seto: *groans* Uhhhh Mokuba.................????

Mokuba: SETO! They're here

Joey: go back to sleep ya lil*gets hit in the head by seto*

10:00

Obake Shoujo (O.S.): *has taken to walking around rather than using a microphone* Everyone is up?

Inuyasha and Joey: NO SHIT!

O.S.: Well I'd like to introduce you to your new roomates*points to Yukina, Jet and Kikyou*

Yukina: Konichiwa Minna!(translation: Hello everyone)

O.S.: She's having trouble adjusting to english[A/N: neh......]

Hiei: I'll translate for these morons.

Yukina: Arigatou Hiei-kun!(translation: thank you Hiei)

Kikyou: Hi....I'm Kikyou and I suppose I was brought here by her. *points to O.S.*

O.S.: Oh good guess. Since Kagome ain't around you get to stay with the Inu one.

Kikyou: ^_^;;;;

Inuyasha: -_-;;;;;

Jet: What am I doin' here??

Spike: You're cooking like usual

Jet: -_-

10:30

Sesshomaru: And that ,Rin, is how Inuyasha 'changed the world'

Rin: ummmmm uh-huh.......

Yukina: Inuyasha-san wa ka?(translation: Inuyasha?)

Hiei: I'll explain later

10:50

Kikyou: So Inuyasha, will you come with me to Hell yet.

Inuyasha: I can't really do that...........

Yukina: ?

Hiei: Kikyou and Inuyasha were lovers at one point.

Yukina: Aaa soo soo(Oh I almost forgot)

10:55

Mai: so, how about I take you back to my room.

Miroku: sure......

Seto: MAI!

Sango: Not so fast you monk mince meat.

Miroku: Eeep!

Mai: ^_^

11:00

O.S.: I am sooooo sorry for what that....rat did to you kura-kun

kurama: it's OK. I was more or less suprised by how much she looks like you.

O.S.: eh

Kurama: It's true.

O.S.: It's a curse.

Kurama: eh heh

12:00

Jet: I can't believe you all made me cook 4 different meals.....

Inuyasha: I NEED MY RAMEN!

Yusuke: BUTTERMILK WAFFLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Botan: -_-;;;;;;;

Spike: I happen to like the orginal food

Seto: No comment

Jet: Riiiiiiiiight

12:15

Joey: BLEH! Kaiba how can you eat this shit!

Seto: Can it dog-boy

Sesshomaru and Inuyasha: HEY!

12:30

Mokuba and Rin: *Outside swinging*

Mokuba: Sooooooo, do you wanna go inside and play

Rin: sure [A/N: at this point the reader goes 'awwwwww']

1:30

O.s.: Oh and by the way....I want you all in your rooms to discuss something.

All: What?

O.S.: Discuss your opnions on slashs and incest. Sayonara!

2:00

IY

Inuyasha: I don't really like them.... it's perverted.

Miroku: What do you think would happen if Sesshomaru and Inuyasha were paired up and they found out.

Sesshomaru: I'd kill them.

Sango: Jaken's writing that........

Sesshomaru: NANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

Sango: ^-^

Sesshomaru: -_-;;;

Kikyou: 0_o

Inuyasha: 0_~

Rin: what's slash?

Everyone else: ehhhhhhhhhh ^______^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

3:00

CB

Faye: It's kinda.....gross...Vicious would enjoy it.

Vicious: uh huh, I read it all the time.

O.S.: MAKORI!!!!!!

Makori: Eeep, Ehhhh I quit so does aikichi.

O.S.: Continue...

Faye: Riiight and as for incest.. does that exist with us.

Julia; Yeah, Lin and Shin could try it.

Spike: Ewwwwww

4:00

YYH

Hiei: I don't even want to discuss incest with Yukina.

Yukina: Hai, Watashi ja arimasen. ( Yes, I don't want to.)

Yusuke: Imagine Kuwabara and Shizuru.

Hiei: *shudders*

Yukina: Nani desu Kuwabara-kun to koneko Ikitchi. (What about Kuwabara and the kitten Ikitchi?)

Yusuke, Hiei and Kurama: 0_0

Botan: What about slashs?

Yusuke: You should know.

Botan and Kurama: *proceed to beat the shizat out of Yusuke*

Kurama: THAT*bang* was a mistake.

Botan: *hits Yusuke repeatdly with the oar*

5:00

YGO

Seto: I don't think we should discuss it around Mokuba.

Mokuba: I know what it means.....

Joey: Still that bitchy girl with cat ears said we gotta-

O.S.: EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!*chases Joey weilding Botans oar*

Mai: How in the seven Hells did she get that.

Yugi: Do I get any lines?

Yami: Do we?

Mai and O.S.: NO!

Mai: We're the stars so we get them all. ^**^

O.S.: That's pushing it a bit there Mai. Yami Yugi is that star.

Yami: Thanks.

O.S.: Yup.....

6:00

Jet: I'm only making one meal...One......

Everyone: OK*get into arguements about what to eat*

O.S.: I'LL DECIDE!!!! We will haaaaaaaave....RAMEN!!!!!!!

Inuyasha: YES!

Everyone else: -_-;;;;;;;;

Mai: WHY!

O.S: 'Cause I like ramen. ^_____________________^

6:30

Inuyasha and OS: *sluuuuurrrrp* *chew* *swallow* *repeat*

Everyone else:*poke* *poke* *sigh* *repeat*

7:00

Inuyasha and OS: *dazed*

OS: I....have NEVER eaten that much.

Inuyasha:Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

9:00

Everyone:Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Elsewhere in the IY room

In the dark(1):*SMACK!* PERVERT! What the hell? *shuffle* WHOA! *BANG* That was my friggin' head! WHOA , I didn't know that miroku's was THAT long. Kikyouuuuuu. kukukukuku.... KNOCK IT OFF!

9:10

YYH room

In the dark(1): Mmm what the hell..... Yukina's sleep talking. We need a translation. later.... NOW! *shuffle drag BANG!* OW! Nani? Go to sleep Kurama. No, translate. She AWAKE!

9:20

CB

In the dark(1): muwahahahaha, what the f- BANG! Oooooooowwwww...no fighting, Is it time to get up already? no....it's time to kill Vicious.Eeep!

9:30

YGO

In the Dark(1): Seto-chan, it's time to wake up. Mai I just fell asleep. well too BAD! *shuffle* Yaaaaaaawn. Seto what's going on. I can't see. Go back to sleep. Can I talk. NO! Mindcrush. Oh good one pharoh you just knocked out a friggin' wall. So cover it. I'm cold. You would be. How can you talk normally Joey. CAN IT! Shut up. *shove shove* that should work.

[O......K
(1) I'm not listing who says what but it should be fairly obvious. Well kiiiiiinda.
There's a twist in the next chapter which I thank rayne for. She gave me the idea. Oh and a note to Lady Love, Seto is in love with MAI. However, after the fic I will send you seto through the e-mail as rayne is already getting Miroku-sama.]