[Here's the twist I promised........R&R, oh and by the way, this chapter is dedicated to rayne because she gave me the idea. ]

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9:37 PM

*outside the house*

Marik: We'll need a way to get in.....

Bakura: Sure but we'll have my hikari go in undercover.

Rando: That boy is a sucker for those strange cupcakes.

Kagura: How do we get in though?

*BANG!*

Voices inside: Oh good one pharoh you just knocked out a friggin' wall. So cover it. I'm cold. You would be. How can you talk normally Joey? CAN IT! Shut up. *shove shove*

Kanna:.......................

Marik: *smirk* 9:00 then.....

Bakura: 9:00

7:00 AM

Yami Yugi: I get the strangest feeling something will happen today.........

Nekobara: No shit sherlock.

8:30 AM

Inuyasha: *drooling on the couch* I.......don't....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Kikyou: *sneaking up behind Yukina*............BOO!

Yukina: KOWAI YO! *clings to Hiei*

Hiei: YUKINA!*falls*

8:59 AM

Marik: *is climbing up the side of the building* Help.........me.

Bakura: Dude, we're using the stairs.

Marik: ummmmmmm.........

Ryou: Why I am I doing this again???

Bakura: 'Cause I have THESE!*holds up Hostess cupcakes*

Ryou: Curse you, cream filling.

9:00

Ryou: *comes through the door* hi.

Nekobara: Hello ryou. Why're you here?

Ryou: I needed somewhere to hide from the fangirls.

Nekobara: Bad place*glomp glomp glomp*

Ryou: AH!

Yamis and demons: *fall*

Nekobara: More bishounen....and rando and kagura and kanna.*glomp the Bishounen while Kagura and Kanna run*

Marik: *is glomped and is annoyed*T_T;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Bakura: *is glomped but isn't happy* -_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Ryou:*is glomped* ..........................

Rando: *is not glomped as he is not a bishounen*

Bakura: SCREW THIS I'M LEAVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*runs

Marik: ME TOO!*runs*

Rando: WAIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!*runs*

Ryou: NOOOOOOOOO! HELP!

Botan: Oh, my word.. You have to stop that....

Nekobara: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryou: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees............

10:00

Yugi: So, you're saying that Bakura bribed you with WHAT!?!

Ryou: .............

Kikyou: Hostess Cupcakes......

10:15

Yami: *pops his head into the room* Ryou? Breakfast!

Ryou: You aren't a fangirl are you?????

Seto: What's your deal with fan-girls?

Ryou: I don't know......They just attacked me and.....*rubs head*

11:15

Jet: ONE meal! ONE!! What's it gonna be?

Hiei: Ummmmm, is human blood an option?

Ryou: *scoots away from Hiei*

Jet: No twerp. That's not an option. Anything that doesn't involve killing you!?

Spike: Why can't there be another person who knows how to cook?

Jet: Who else knows how to cook?

Nekobara, Kurama and Ryou: *raise hands*

Jet: You go in and try to cook something!

Nekobara, Kurama and Ryou: *enter the kitchen*

11:30

Voices in the kitchen: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BAKA FOX!!!!!!!! WATCH IT!!!!!! OH MY!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS THAT!?!?!??!?!?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Julia: You think we should have left them alone in there?

Inuyasha: I'm not going in there....

Hiei: I've never had Kurama's cooking...........this should be amusing.

Yami: I don't want to taste the Authoress's cooking..

Nekobara: *pokes her head out and has drenched hair and brown stuff on her face and clothes* IS THERE A PROBLEM WITH MY COOKING, PHARAOH?!?!?

Yami, Julia, Inuyasha, Kikyou and Hiei: *blink*

Nekobara: *goes back in*

Two voices from the kitchen: NONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kitchen: *fissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssKABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

12:00

Pizza boy that looks like Sano: *walks out the door*

All: FOOD!!!!!! THANK RA/GOD/KAMI-SAMA!!!!! *dive at the pizzas*

1:00

Inuyasha, Joey, Nekobara, Spike and Yusuke: *are sprawled out in different places or on pieces of furniture*

Seto: No dogs on the furniture.

Inuyasha: *sits down on the floor*

Seto: I said no dogs, Joey.

Nekobara: *throws a pillow at Seto's head* Shut it...

Seto: THAT IS IT! I AM OUT OF HERE!!!!! *walks away*

Mai: Did he just walk out a 4 story window?

Mokuba: Yes.....

All: ................

3:00

Joey: Well, I'm bored, got anything to do?

Nekobara: We can ethier sit here bored, eat all the food that's left for dinner, or do random insanity.

Spike: Can't we just sleep??

Yusuke: I'm cool with that. *lays back and falls off teh back of the couch asleep*

5:00

Nekobara and Rin: *are singing a song out on the roof* Se-ssho-maru sama doko no inu.

Jet: *pounds on teh roof* Hey! Knock it off up there!

Nekobara: *throws a cat toy at Jet's head*

Jet: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws a bunch of stuff out teh window*

Nekobara: MAD JET!!!! RUN FOR YOUR RA FORESAKEN LIVES!!!!!!

Rin: SESS SAMA! LOOK OUT!

Sesshomaru: *gets hit in teh head with bowls and a blender*

Nekobara: Sessy fans will kill me. -_-;;;

6:30

Hiei, Jet and Spike: *are poking brooms at teh door* CALM DOWN!! SESSHOMARU IS FINE!!

Random fangirl outside tehd oor: BUT HE NEEEEEEEEDS HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hiei: NO HE DOESN'T!!!!!! *stabs the fangirl with a broom*

Yukina and Botan: *are taking care of Sesshomaru on the couch[A/N: GET THOSE SICK THOUGHTS OUT OF YOUR HEAD!!]*

7:00

Nekobara: *is leaning against a wall* This is juuuuuuust great, the Sess fans are gonna kill me and I haven't eaten dinner. I am in such a bad thing. Atleast this is the final day of them staying here.

All but Nekobara: NANI!!!!!!!

Nekobara: Mmmmhmmm, it's been a week. Tomorrow, two among you will be e-mailed to fans and the rest of you will go back to your normal times.

10:00

Kurama: I'm gonna get killed when I go out there tommorrow, aren't I, Hiei?

Hiei: Hn...

Kurama: *sighs*

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I shall use teh ending notes to imatate Jet Black. Ahem.

Everything has a beginning and an end. Fanfics are just a cycle of stops and starts. There are ends we don't desire, but they are inevitable. We have to face them. That's what being a writer is all about. It's been a fast trip for Anime House. Only one episode left, but don't bother paying close attention to the end. Next Episode: The Ending

That was a very bad parody of The Real Folk Blues part 2's episode preview. I don't own that. R&R.