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Chapter 3: what is going on here

The shadowy figure smiled thinking of his latest work, he then took a vile of green stuff out of his clothes and looked at it, he smiled. "now who to give this too" he said out load, "so hard to decide especially with so many spells, especially those kitsune spells" he laughed lightly thinking about all he had done, he then heard a loud crash. He ran to where it was heard, wanting to do more mischief.

Down below he saw two men as well as a big hole in the side of the building, one a big heavy one, the other a short midget sort of person. "look what you did chang" the short one said, "was not my fault" the fat one chang said, "kim is going to be pissed" said the midget, "no shit" said chang, the shadow smiled thinking of what he could do with these two, neither were handsome so he could easily use it all to his advantage.

He pulled the hood of his cape over his head to hide his face. He then jumped down from the tree knowing it best to reveal himself in this situation "hello there I could not help but over hear your dilemma" he smiled charmingly at the two, "who the hell are you" chang asked, "me I am one of the strongest and oldest of sorcerers" said the shadow bowing low "at your service, I can help you, for a price that is". Both looked at him and laughed "you a sorcerer" laughed out chang "do you believe a word this guy is saying choi"

"course not" laughed choi, the smile on the shadows face disappeared, "what is so funny" he asked annoyed, "sorry but that is hard to swallow, seriously who are you" asked choi, "who I am is of no concern of yours, I am a ancient sorcerer born of many great races, of vampire, demon, elf and human alike, so many there is". Both laughed harder, the man grumbled then took a vile from his pocket one with red in it, he threw it at the two, smoke rose around them when it cleared there instead of a midget and a fat man were two handsome men, both of descent height, both very muscle and broad "now do you believe me" the shadow asked. Both looked at themselves then the man "what did you do" asked choi stunned as hell, "I have changed your appearance of course" said the shadow, "now here is the deal if you wish to stay like this, at a certain time I will ask for a favor you must do it no matter what or else, agreed?" asked the man, both chang and choi looked them self over before saying in unison "agreed".

"good, very good, I must bid you fair well now gentlemen" said the shadow before walking back into the darkness disappearing from sight of the tow ''changed men''

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chang and choi stood there staring at where the mysterious man had just left, choi broke the silence "do you believe this chang" asked choi "no I don't, then again, I am now handsome" chang said doing a little dance "finally we can get hot chicks" choi said dancing with chang, after awhile chang stopped remembering the wall "what are we supposed to do about are other problem, he never solved it" chang asked choi, choi stopped dancing "we could A) fix it or B) go get hot chicks and forget about it, say fuck it to kim and his fucked up sissy brother" choi said, "B is a good idea lets go" chang said, they both left the dojo forgetting the mess, wanting to move on with there lives, forgetting kim and his brother jhun. *~*~*~*

meanwhile in a small café, "I cant believe this happened" sobbed benimaru, "it is okay beni I am sure it is just temporary, it will all go away" said kyo, "yeah think about it it could have been worse" added shingo, benimaru looked up at shingo "oh yeah you don't have tits magically appear" said benimaru, "well.. Umm, I am sure we could probably reverse it" said shingo.

"HOW, tap my heals and say I want to be a man again" benimaru said in a pissed off voice. "sorry, but maybe if we knew what happened we could figure out how to reverse it, think what did you do today" benimaru thought long and hard "well first I went to the hair salon, after that I went for lunch with a old friend of mine who is visiting from America, after that I went for a walk, , then the most strangest thing happened, I felt this sharp pain in my chest thought I don't think it was much because I went to the doctor a little while ago and he said I was fine, anyways after the pain iori appeared and we talked, then I went home and took a shower, then you people appeared"

kyo and shingo thought about all this for awhile then shingo snapped his fingers and said "iori must have done this" "why do you think that shingo" asked kyo, "because think about it, beni feels a very bad pain then iori just appears, if you put two and two together, it would make sence" shingo said, "but why would he do it" benimaru questioned, "I don't know he is jealous of you womanly looks so he thought to change you into a woman to eliminate the competition" kyo said in a matter of fact way "oh that makes perfect sense..NOT" said benimaru, sarcastically "then something else is behind this I dunno" shingo sighed. "I dunno I just don't know" said benimaru shaking his/her head

shingo sighed again and turned looking at something across the road, he then realized what or shall we say who he was looking at, he turned back around "guys don't look now but I think that is yuki and I think she has a guy with her that beats kyo in looks," said shingo, his eyes slightly wide. Kyo turned and looked there was yuki with a guy who looked like he was a relitive of the midgets choi's, except this guy was taller and looked a lot charming, and a lot handsomer. kyo clenched his teeth and watched as she walked by, arm and arm with the choi look alike, he watched as she giggled possibly at that guys jokes. Kyo turned back around "it is okay kyo remember you two are split up" said benimaru, "yeah besides you can find better" shingo added, "you are right you guys" kyo said, he turned back around and glared daggers at the guy as he walked away with HIS woman.

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okay guys what do you think, like it hate it? Please review, gomen for not updating fast enough, but hey I was at summer camp, so there anyways please wait for a next chapter, and sorry for this one being short

K: HAHAHAHA benimaru is a girl benimaru is a girl

Duo: so

K: I thought he always looked like when now he is one HAHAHAA

DUO: bet you would like to date her now

K: NO, I am not like that

DUO: sure you are

K: shut up or else

DUO: or else what

K creates a flame in his hand and starts to chase duo with it

DUO: help me someone

INUYASHA: HA, no baka