A/N: Yeah, I have a lot of time on my hands. o_- Don't ask why I did this, but I had an extremely stupid idea and decided to stick with it. :P So.. read!

Announcer: "From his garage, it's Totally Kyle!"

Kyle: "Like, one time.. I made some toast. From.. the toaster. Yeah. And then.. when I sat down, I, like, opened the margarine, but, like, there was none left. So, like, I was all totally sad and disappointed, because like, I figured that when I got up to get more butter from the fridge, my toast, like, would get cold. And then, like, my mom came in, and was all, 'Dude, like, what are you doing?' and I was all, 'Dude, there's like.. no butter.' And then, she's like, 'Just eat it plain.' So then, I sat, and like, thought. So then, like, I ate my toast, but it was like.. cold."

Announcer: "That was Totally Kyle!"

Kyle: "Totally!"