*Sigh* I'm glad to see some people are interested in this, but not many people reviewed the last chapter... Actually, I'm not getting many reviews for anything. Probably most Eds fans are waiting until June and July, when those four episodes come out.... Anyway, I'm getting bored of this thing and my story, "The Secret of Edd", so if you want me to bother continuing them, please review and say so, please give me some ideas.... I'd really appreciate it.

Okay, enough whining about how little attention I get, on to Eddy...

Eddy- The "man with the scams" of the Eds, the most noticable, and the most annoying... He just talks too much, and often simply about himself, or his own problems.

Wanted:

Eddy

Also known as:

Shorty

Loudmouth

Dorky

Order of stuff:

Eddy's appearence

Eddy's room

Eddy's personality

Eddy's obsessions

Eddy's unusual... ability?

Eddy's mysterious older bro.

Vague (and not so vague) family references

Eddy's 'girlfriend'



Eddy's appearence- "I'm not short!!!" -Eddy

As much as Eddy denies it, he really is short. He's only about as tall as Sarah, and she's 2 or 3 years younger than most of the kids, including him. The poor guy was once so desperate to be taller that Ed and Edd built him odd shoes to increase his height.

Apart from his lack of height, Eddy also seems to be the least in shape out of all the kids(Except Edd). He shows his weight more, anyway...

As far as his looks themselves go, Eddy usually wears a yellow shirt with a red stripe down one side and a purple collar. He also has light blue jeans with a chain hanging out of one pocket and red sneakers. Not a surprise, we still haven't seen what's at the end of his chain. ^_^

Oh, and don't let me forget his simple haircut: Three hairs out of the top of his flat head. Yep, three measely hairs. He appearently uses hair gel, but it doesn't do much good, as they always stick up over his head.



Eddy's room: "My magazines!" -Eddy [referring to the ones under his bed, :- )]

Hmm... His room... I don't pay much attention to it, but here goes:

Eddy's room is set up retro-style, really. Round bed, a disco ball, lava lamps, a record player. He has magazines of various bands and musicians on the wall, and a VERY large selection of records. Somewhere on the wall he seems to have his height as he grew, showing that he is at least 11, probably 12 or 13 years old.

Also, Eddy's closet has a LOT of clothes. And not the normal thing, of multiple outfits that he always wears. All kinds of clothes, ranging from a disco suit, to the red white and blue outfit Ed once borrowed, to who knows what!

On the topic of clothes, Eddy also has a locked drawer that contained, among various unknown things, a box with three tiny speedoes, that "looked like napkins", as said by Edd.



Eddy's personality- "I'll do anything for cash, cause I'm Eddy!" -Ed, immitating Eddy. ^_^

But it's true. Eddy does almost anything his scheming mind comes up with. Actually, it's usually Ed and Edd doing what he said, because, along with his ability to talk them into it, Eddy has some blackmail on Edd to MAKE him help. After all, Eddy is the leader. Why should he do any of the work, hmm?

As you might have guessed, Eddy's a little spoiled. He doesn't seem to have any chores, and he never does any work unless no one else will. (Or if someone's offering cash)

More obviously, Eddy is loud. Very loud. He talks very loudly and often, much to the annoyance of his fellow Eds.

Finally, Eddy tends to think of himself as a superior being to other people. The kids are just pigeons to make money off, Ed and Eddy are just there to help him out, and adults are just out to bug him with useless things like rules, which Eddy of course doesn't have to follow.



Eddy's obsession: "Will you marry us?" -Eddy, refering to a dollar bill..... Oy.....

When I said "money-hungry", I meant it! Eddy really is obsessed with money, to the point of going insane when he can't get any... (And being locked in the rubber room, hee hee) Sadly, whenever Eddy gets money he tends to spend it on jawbreakers, instead of saving it like Edd does.... After all, he's an Ed! He therefore LOVES jawbreakers.



Eddy's unusual... ability?: "Ed, remind me to ask you how you did that..." -Edd

Okay, he doesn't have a lot in the way of 'unusual abilities", but here's what I remembered:

Eddy seems to be able to fly. No, really! In one episode, he stood suspended in air when he didn't realize he had walked off a cliff. The real proof, however,was when Ed pulled pulled on Eddy's chain(in his pocket, remember..) and Eddy's hair spun around like helicopter blades, lifting him into the air. Quite interesting, I thought...



Eddy's mysterious older bro: "I think your brother was a whiz at pulling your leg, Eddy!" -Edd

One of the other big mysteries is Eddy's older brother. There's supposedly a picture of him in "To Sir with Ed" (baby-sitting/date), but I haven't seen it yet.

Although we don't know his name or what he looked like, we DO know that he "went away" to an unknown location, possibly the army, Las Vegas, ran away, or jail.

The most revealing info was in a recent episode, "O-Ed eleven", an episode seemingly based on "Ocean's Eleven". In it, Eddy reveals his brother's room, not previously seen because it was behind a wall.

In this room, there's a stuffed camel, a fol-out be in a fridge, a bricked- up window hid by curtains, a toilet seat on the wall labeled "Lucky".... All kinds of unusual things.

Oh, don't let me forget the car. This shows that Eddy's brother was old enough to drive, and that he had a good car.

On the wall, there was a tally of the number of dates his brother had been on... 14, I believe.



Other family references: "You just lie about it!... That's how my dad sells stuff." -Eddy

There are a few references to Eddy's dad, but nearly nothing about his mom. In fact, I don't know of anything about her...

But this much we do know about his father: The man wears a brown wig and appears to be a used-car-salesman. You know, the ugly tie, lying about the quality, etc.... That type of guy.



Eddy's 'girlfriend'- "I love a man in uniform." -Lee

Eddy is the least afraid of the Kankers,at least among the Eds. He usually gets angry and tries to fight them in someway, not get scared and run away.

For some reason I can't figure out, Lee never meets Eddy alone. Either it's ALL of the Kankers and Eds, or it's Eddy wondering off and meeting with all three Kankers. I don't know why.

Lee and Eddy couldn't really be a good match even if Eddy warmed upto the Kankers. Basically, both Eddy and Lee are too loud, stubborn, and domineering to stay together. Lee would take the show over, leaving Eddy with no say in what goes on.



Okay, that sounded pretty good. I know it's not as detailed as Ed's or Edd's was, but I ususally don't pay attention to details about Eddy.

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No, I'm not writing a Justice League/Eds crossover. I'm having enough trouble with the Star Wars one as it is, plus I have school, little computer time, and I just don't watch that show enough to properly do the characters. Sorry.



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