Chapter 2 Obedience Training for Dumbies
"Inu Yasha? Are you a obedient dog?" Kagome asked. "Whats that supposed to mean?
I am housebroken aren't I?" Inu Yasha replied. "Lets just hope you are." Kagome said.
"Well Inu Yasha do you know how to heel? Kagome asked. "Do I know how to what?" Inu Yasha
asked. "This is hopeless all you do know how to do is sit." Kagome said. Inu Yasha fell into
the ground making another one of his oh so famous prints. "What was that for?!"Inu Yasha growled.
"Sorry." Kagome said with a smile. "Now Inu Yasha when you do something good I'll give you one of
these treats." Kagome held up a milk bone and a beef jerky piece. "What the hell is that?" Inu Yasha
questioned. "Just eat it and find out!" Kagome shouted. "Fine." Inu YAsha ate a beef jerky piece
then a milk bone. "Not bad." He said while getting hooked on them. "Hey thats enough for now."
"Excuse me Miss, but have you seen a blue eyes white dragon come by this way?" Yugi said while
walking up towords them. Kagome sits there and says nothing waiting for Inu Yasha to say "what the
hell is that?" but it doesn't come. "I told you we needed to keep it on a chain, Yugi! How are we
going to win the contest now?!" Joey said. "Come on lets keep looking." Yugi said as he and Joey
walked off. Kagome stared at them then trun towards Inu Yasha who had tried to drink the dog shampoo.
"Inu Yasha?! What are you doing?!" Kagome said in suprise. Inu Yasha looked at her then looked at
the bottle then to her again. "Uhhh...I was...uhhhh...trying to see if it was fresh!"
He said. "Inu Yasha..."Kagome said. Kagome said under words to her self that you couldn't really make out.
"Maybe I can say stupidity is one of his best qualities." she said to her self.
Shippo,Miroku, and Sango are sitting by the river enjoying the setting. "Its so peaceful here.."
Sango said with a sigh. "I agree."Miroku said while scooting in closer to Sango to do his grab
ass technique on her. Miroku scoots closer and closer. Shippo watches and waits to see the results.
Miroku's hand starts making its way to its wrong destination when a Squirtle pops out the river and
squirts him. "HEY! Why did you do that you...sea monster from hell?!" he shouted. "Squirtle!" it yelled
back. "Oh I'll squirtle you! Miroku yelled as he grabed his staff and walked towards the turtle. Miroku
smackes the turtle in the head. "HA! now look who has th-" Miroku starts off saying as he is hit in the
face by a water gun. Miroku smacked the turtle yet again. This time the squirtle got mad and threw a
pokeball at Miroku. Miroku falls back. Then he gets back up to see a laughing turtle and a imprint the pokeball made
on his head. "You over grown sea shell!!" Miroku yells as he trows the pokeball at it. The squirtle is caught
and victory music plays in the background. "where is that music coming from?" Sango asked. "I dunno." Miroku
replied as he stares at the pokeball. "Hehehe this may come in handy for later." Miroku grined and said.
Shippo walked up to Miroku with his pokeball in his hands. "Hey Miroku you have one too! What do we
do with these weird things?" Shippo asked. "We uhhhh...keep them!" Miroku replied. Miroku walked back
over to Sango and this time completes his grab ass technique on her. "MIROKU!!!" Sango screamed with
a VERY scary look on her face. "But Sango I didn't mean it! My...My hand slipped!" Miroku whined as he ran.
Sango threw her hirokatsu at him which knocked him out for alittle while.
~*~*~*
Now back to Kenshin and Karou....
Sanouske walks through the forest looking for a dog for the dog show. Not too far away Sesshoumaru
sits on a rock asleep. Sanouske sneeks up on him and snaps a chain around his neck. "Your new master is
me now mutt!" Sanouske said proudly.Sesshoumaru opened one eye then went back to sleep. "Whatever you crazy
human." he said in a sleepy voice. Sanouske reached in his pocket and pulled out a little bag.
"Excuse me Sir." Joey said. "Whats up kid?" Sanouske answered. "have you seen a blue eyes white dragon
anywhere near?" Joey asked. "No i haven't now go away i am very busy!" "Fine...seesh" Joey said as he
walked off. "Now that they are gone, come one you dog your coming home with me." Sanouske said while
tugging on the chain around Sesshoumaru's neck. "Fine fine." Sesshoumaru said with a grin on his face.
Sanouske and Sesshoumaru walked back to the dojo. Yahiko was the first to see the new pet Sanouske brought back.
O_O "Is that a dog Sano?!" he yelled. Karou and Kenshin heard him and walked over to see what was going on.
O_o; "Sano what is that?" Karou asked. "Its a dog...er..sort of." Sanouske replied. "Does he do tricks?"
Kenshin asked. "I dunno why are you asking me?" Sanouske said. "Well see if he knows any commands."
Yahiko suggested."What do we name him?" Karou asked. "How about Spot?" Kenshin suggested."I like Fluffy."
Karou said. "We can't name it until we know weather its a boy or a girl." Yahiko said. "I'm not checking."
Sanouske said. Kenshin shook his head. "Not me, no way no how!" He said. "You guys are a bunch of chickens!"
Karou said."So then your gonna check little missy?" Sanouske said. "I bet she'll enjoy it." Yahiko said.
"BOOM!" Yahiko was punched in the head by Karou. Karou walked over to Sesshoumaru. "Well little dog i have to
see weather your a guy or a girl. Sesshoumaru glared at Karou and then tackled her." Kenshin! the dog er human
thingy is humping your woman!" Sanouske yelled. Kenshin glared at Sesshoumaru and walked over and kicked him
off of her. "Hey! Miss Karou is mine! that she is! only i can do that!" Kenshin yelled at Sesshourmaru.
"Well the dominate male wins. Yahiko Jumped up behind Sesshoumarou. "HEY! THATS PRIVATE!" Sesshoumaru yelled.
_ "Its a boy everyone!" Yahiko said then fainted. "Well duh we knew that already girl dogs don't hump legs
thats the boy's job." Sanouske explained to a passed out Yahiko.
Lets see whats happening in the other part of town.....
PoD: woof!
shhhhhhhhhh!! you'll ruin it!
PoD: *throws rocks* how come I'm not in the dog show?!
Puppy of DOOM you can't be in it...because i said so!
PoD: grrrrrr *pouts*
Anyway...back to the story....
*~*~*~
Vash is still in the same spot huggling his gun (soo pathetic) "Maybe we should practice our tricks,my little
baby." Vash started shooting random things.He shot three pidgeys, one dark magician, three ham hams (a/n: uh i
dunno where they came from...) one diglet, five glooms, and a partrige in a pear tree! er well maybe not the
partrige. "We will win this show for sure!" Vash said. He layed down under a tree and went to sleep. A pikachu
that was near by walked up to him and stared at his gun. It walked up to it and touched it."Pika?" It said over
and over. Vash woke up. "What the hell do you think your doing to my baby?!" he yelled. "CHU!" the rodent responded.
The pikachu shocked Vash then kicked his gun. " You little bastard!" Vash grabbed his gun and shot Pikachu.
"If i ever see another one of these again...I will fill it full of holes! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" he shouted.
Yugi and Joey finally find the blue eyes (thank goodness) O_O "NOOOOOO!!! MY DRAGON!!!" Joey yelled. "I thought
you had a red eyes?" Yugi said. "SHUT UP! Hey whats that over there?" Joey pointed to the dark magician laying on
on the ground in a puddle of blood. "NOOOOO!!!! MY MAGICIAN!! Who did this to you, man? who did this??!!" Yugi cried.
Vash's weird laugh echoed and Joey and Yugi heard it. They followed the laugh until they came up to Vash.
"Your the one!" Yugi yelled. "Huh?" Vash answered all confused."Did you shot my magician?!" Yugi yelled.
"A what? oh that thing, hell yeah I did!" Vash answered. "I challenge you to a duel!" Yugi yelled. "Oh sure
draw your weapon and we will walk ten paces then shoot." Vash said. "uhh NO your supposed to draw from your
deck. You halfwit! Maybe you should get rid of that rusty piece of crap you call a gun." Vash's eyes grew
wild with anger. "What the hell did you just say about my baby?!"He yelled. "Heh, I'm surprised your not married
to it." Joey said. Vash Grabbed his gun and aimed at Yugi. "How DARE you say ugly things about my GUN! We are going
to win first prize in the show for mans best friend!" Vash yelled. "HA! you can't win that its for d--" Vash shot
and killed Yugi and Joey.
At the pokemon center.......
"Pikachu thunfer shock!" Ash yelled. Pikachu did as it was told. "Brock? Can i have your vulpix now?" Ash asked.
"Yeah sure." he replied. Brock handed Ash the red and white ball that contained the little fire fox. "Vulpix I
choose you!" he yelled as he threw the ball. The little fox popped out of the ball and stared around. "Vulpix sit!"
Ashed commanded. "Vul.." It responded. Vulpix sat down. "Hey maybe i don't have to train this one." Ash said.
Vulpix wandered off. "HEY where are you going?! get back here!" Ash shouted while follwing it. Vulpix sniffed
the ground over and over. "did you find something?" Ash asked. Vulpix stopped and got in to almost a sitting
position and started to take a shit. O_o; "Ewwww....Uhh" Ash said.Vulpix got angered and blew flames at Ash.
Ash stumbled around then fell in the shit. X_X; "Come on vulpix lets go back." he said. Vulpix and stinky Ash
walked back to the center. "EWWW What the hell is that smell?!" Misty yelled. "Sorry Misty, I couldn't hold it
anymore." Brock said. Misty walked over to Ash to get away from Brock. X_X "Its not you Brock, Its Ash." Brock
walked over to Ash. "Oh shit!" Brock yelled walking as far as possible from Ash. "Don't rub it in, I had a accident."
"You should of went before you left." Misty said. "What did you eat?!" Brock asked "I fell in your Vulpix's crap!"
Ash yelled. "Im gonna go take a shower." Ash said.
yay!!! The end of chapter two!
PoD: woof!
what is it PoD?! Is uncle in the barn??!! is it on fire?!
PoD: WOOF!!
Oh your hungry...bleh go eat Jakken when ever we get him out of that ball.....
"Inu Yasha? Are you a obedient dog?" Kagome asked. "Whats that supposed to mean?
I am housebroken aren't I?" Inu Yasha replied. "Lets just hope you are." Kagome said.
"Well Inu Yasha do you know how to heel? Kagome asked. "Do I know how to what?" Inu Yasha
asked. "This is hopeless all you do know how to do is sit." Kagome said. Inu Yasha fell into
the ground making another one of his oh so famous prints. "What was that for?!"Inu Yasha growled.
"Sorry." Kagome said with a smile. "Now Inu Yasha when you do something good I'll give you one of
these treats." Kagome held up a milk bone and a beef jerky piece. "What the hell is that?" Inu Yasha
questioned. "Just eat it and find out!" Kagome shouted. "Fine." Inu YAsha ate a beef jerky piece
then a milk bone. "Not bad." He said while getting hooked on them. "Hey thats enough for now."
"Excuse me Miss, but have you seen a blue eyes white dragon come by this way?" Yugi said while
walking up towords them. Kagome sits there and says nothing waiting for Inu Yasha to say "what the
hell is that?" but it doesn't come. "I told you we needed to keep it on a chain, Yugi! How are we
going to win the contest now?!" Joey said. "Come on lets keep looking." Yugi said as he and Joey
walked off. Kagome stared at them then trun towards Inu Yasha who had tried to drink the dog shampoo.
"Inu Yasha?! What are you doing?!" Kagome said in suprise. Inu Yasha looked at her then looked at
the bottle then to her again. "Uhhh...I was...uhhhh...trying to see if it was fresh!"
He said. "Inu Yasha..."Kagome said. Kagome said under words to her self that you couldn't really make out.
"Maybe I can say stupidity is one of his best qualities." she said to her self.
Shippo,Miroku, and Sango are sitting by the river enjoying the setting. "Its so peaceful here.."
Sango said with a sigh. "I agree."Miroku said while scooting in closer to Sango to do his grab
ass technique on her. Miroku scoots closer and closer. Shippo watches and waits to see the results.
Miroku's hand starts making its way to its wrong destination when a Squirtle pops out the river and
squirts him. "HEY! Why did you do that you...sea monster from hell?!" he shouted. "Squirtle!" it yelled
back. "Oh I'll squirtle you! Miroku yelled as he grabed his staff and walked towards the turtle. Miroku
smackes the turtle in the head. "HA! now look who has th-" Miroku starts off saying as he is hit in the
face by a water gun. Miroku smacked the turtle yet again. This time the squirtle got mad and threw a
pokeball at Miroku. Miroku falls back. Then he gets back up to see a laughing turtle and a imprint the pokeball made
on his head. "You over grown sea shell!!" Miroku yells as he trows the pokeball at it. The squirtle is caught
and victory music plays in the background. "where is that music coming from?" Sango asked. "I dunno." Miroku
replied as he stares at the pokeball. "Hehehe this may come in handy for later." Miroku grined and said.
Shippo walked up to Miroku with his pokeball in his hands. "Hey Miroku you have one too! What do we
do with these weird things?" Shippo asked. "We uhhhh...keep them!" Miroku replied. Miroku walked back
over to Sango and this time completes his grab ass technique on her. "MIROKU!!!" Sango screamed with
a VERY scary look on her face. "But Sango I didn't mean it! My...My hand slipped!" Miroku whined as he ran.
Sango threw her hirokatsu at him which knocked him out for alittle while.
~*~*~*
Now back to Kenshin and Karou....
Sanouske walks through the forest looking for a dog for the dog show. Not too far away Sesshoumaru
sits on a rock asleep. Sanouske sneeks up on him and snaps a chain around his neck. "Your new master is
me now mutt!" Sanouske said proudly.Sesshoumaru opened one eye then went back to sleep. "Whatever you crazy
human." he said in a sleepy voice. Sanouske reached in his pocket and pulled out a little bag.
"Excuse me Sir." Joey said. "Whats up kid?" Sanouske answered. "have you seen a blue eyes white dragon
anywhere near?" Joey asked. "No i haven't now go away i am very busy!" "Fine...seesh" Joey said as he
walked off. "Now that they are gone, come one you dog your coming home with me." Sanouske said while
tugging on the chain around Sesshoumaru's neck. "Fine fine." Sesshoumaru said with a grin on his face.
Sanouske and Sesshoumaru walked back to the dojo. Yahiko was the first to see the new pet Sanouske brought back.
O_O "Is that a dog Sano?!" he yelled. Karou and Kenshin heard him and walked over to see what was going on.
O_o; "Sano what is that?" Karou asked. "Its a dog...er..sort of." Sanouske replied. "Does he do tricks?"
Kenshin asked. "I dunno why are you asking me?" Sanouske said. "Well see if he knows any commands."
Yahiko suggested."What do we name him?" Karou asked. "How about Spot?" Kenshin suggested."I like Fluffy."
Karou said. "We can't name it until we know weather its a boy or a girl." Yahiko said. "I'm not checking."
Sanouske said. Kenshin shook his head. "Not me, no way no how!" He said. "You guys are a bunch of chickens!"
Karou said."So then your gonna check little missy?" Sanouske said. "I bet she'll enjoy it." Yahiko said.
"BOOM!" Yahiko was punched in the head by Karou. Karou walked over to Sesshoumaru. "Well little dog i have to
see weather your a guy or a girl. Sesshoumaru glared at Karou and then tackled her." Kenshin! the dog er human
thingy is humping your woman!" Sanouske yelled. Kenshin glared at Sesshoumaru and walked over and kicked him
off of her. "Hey! Miss Karou is mine! that she is! only i can do that!" Kenshin yelled at Sesshourmaru.
"Well the dominate male wins. Yahiko Jumped up behind Sesshoumarou. "HEY! THATS PRIVATE!" Sesshoumaru yelled.
_ "Its a boy everyone!" Yahiko said then fainted. "Well duh we knew that already girl dogs don't hump legs
thats the boy's job." Sanouske explained to a passed out Yahiko.
Lets see whats happening in the other part of town.....
PoD: woof!
shhhhhhhhhh!! you'll ruin it!
PoD: *throws rocks* how come I'm not in the dog show?!
Puppy of DOOM you can't be in it...because i said so!
PoD: grrrrrr *pouts*
Anyway...back to the story....
*~*~*~
Vash is still in the same spot huggling his gun (soo pathetic) "Maybe we should practice our tricks,my little
baby." Vash started shooting random things.He shot three pidgeys, one dark magician, three ham hams (a/n: uh i
dunno where they came from...) one diglet, five glooms, and a partrige in a pear tree! er well maybe not the
partrige. "We will win this show for sure!" Vash said. He layed down under a tree and went to sleep. A pikachu
that was near by walked up to him and stared at his gun. It walked up to it and touched it."Pika?" It said over
and over. Vash woke up. "What the hell do you think your doing to my baby?!" he yelled. "CHU!" the rodent responded.
The pikachu shocked Vash then kicked his gun. " You little bastard!" Vash grabbed his gun and shot Pikachu.
"If i ever see another one of these again...I will fill it full of holes! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" he shouted.
Yugi and Joey finally find the blue eyes (thank goodness) O_O "NOOOOOO!!! MY DRAGON!!!" Joey yelled. "I thought
you had a red eyes?" Yugi said. "SHUT UP! Hey whats that over there?" Joey pointed to the dark magician laying on
on the ground in a puddle of blood. "NOOOOO!!!! MY MAGICIAN!! Who did this to you, man? who did this??!!" Yugi cried.
Vash's weird laugh echoed and Joey and Yugi heard it. They followed the laugh until they came up to Vash.
"Your the one!" Yugi yelled. "Huh?" Vash answered all confused."Did you shot my magician?!" Yugi yelled.
"A what? oh that thing, hell yeah I did!" Vash answered. "I challenge you to a duel!" Yugi yelled. "Oh sure
draw your weapon and we will walk ten paces then shoot." Vash said. "uhh NO your supposed to draw from your
deck. You halfwit! Maybe you should get rid of that rusty piece of crap you call a gun." Vash's eyes grew
wild with anger. "What the hell did you just say about my baby?!"He yelled. "Heh, I'm surprised your not married
to it." Joey said. Vash Grabbed his gun and aimed at Yugi. "How DARE you say ugly things about my GUN! We are going
to win first prize in the show for mans best friend!" Vash yelled. "HA! you can't win that its for d--" Vash shot
and killed Yugi and Joey.
At the pokemon center.......
"Pikachu thunfer shock!" Ash yelled. Pikachu did as it was told. "Brock? Can i have your vulpix now?" Ash asked.
"Yeah sure." he replied. Brock handed Ash the red and white ball that contained the little fire fox. "Vulpix I
choose you!" he yelled as he threw the ball. The little fox popped out of the ball and stared around. "Vulpix sit!"
Ashed commanded. "Vul.." It responded. Vulpix sat down. "Hey maybe i don't have to train this one." Ash said.
Vulpix wandered off. "HEY where are you going?! get back here!" Ash shouted while follwing it. Vulpix sniffed
the ground over and over. "did you find something?" Ash asked. Vulpix stopped and got in to almost a sitting
position and started to take a shit. O_o; "Ewwww....Uhh" Ash said.Vulpix got angered and blew flames at Ash.
Ash stumbled around then fell in the shit. X_X; "Come on vulpix lets go back." he said. Vulpix and stinky Ash
walked back to the center. "EWWW What the hell is that smell?!" Misty yelled. "Sorry Misty, I couldn't hold it
anymore." Brock said. Misty walked over to Ash to get away from Brock. X_X "Its not you Brock, Its Ash." Brock
walked over to Ash. "Oh shit!" Brock yelled walking as far as possible from Ash. "Don't rub it in, I had a accident."
"You should of went before you left." Misty said. "What did you eat?!" Brock asked "I fell in your Vulpix's crap!"
Ash yelled. "Im gonna go take a shower." Ash said.
yay!!! The end of chapter two!
PoD: woof!
what is it PoD?! Is uncle in the barn??!! is it on fire?!
PoD: WOOF!!
Oh your hungry...bleh go eat Jakken when ever we get him out of that ball.....