Chapter 3: truth dare or chibi
InuYasha and the gang gather around the fire to play truth or dare. It's InuYasha's turn lets watch
and see. "Inuyasha, truth or dare?" Miroku said with a grin. "Uhh...Tr..DARE!" Inuyasha replied. Miroku started
to grin more. "I dare you to.. makeout with Kagome" he said. Inuyasha looked at Miroku, then to Kagome, then to his feet,
then to a tree, then to the moon, then to the fire, then to Kagome again, then to Kagome's skirt, then to Kagome's chest,then
to Kagome's face, then to his feet. (a/n: he sure does look around...) InuYasha walked over to Kagome and started to makeout with
her. His hands running up and down her back while hers did the same to his. Kagome's mouth opened as InuYasha's tongue made
its way through. Inuyasha's hand somewhat found his way up Kagome's skirt. "Wow! I didn't think you would do it!" Miroku said
while laughing and glancing at Sango who was staring. InuYasha and Kagome finally finnished. "InuYasha its your turn" Sango said.
"Feh Miroku, Dare or die?" InuYasha said with a grin. "Play fair InuYasha." Kagome said. "Fine. Truth or Dare, Monk?" Inuyasha
corrected. "truth." Miroku said with a smile. "Grr. How far did you ever get with the women you asked to bear your child?"
Sango had a werid look on her face. She didn't want to hear the answer but she couldn't let the others see she didn't. "Not far.
They either disappeared or were a demon that tried to kill me." Miroku said with a sigh. Inuyasha and kagome said nothing for a few
seconds. "Your turn, Monk." Inuyasha said. "Sango, truth or dare?" Miroku asked with a grin. She didn't want to tell them her
true feelings about something that Miroku would probably pick so..."Dare." She replied. Miroku got up from where he was sitting
and walked over to Sango and grabbed her hands. "Sango, I dare you to bear my child." He said. "I..." she started.
Sango..Wake up. Shippo said. Sango woke up looking around. "Hi Shippo." "Its about time you woke up." Miroku said.
"I caught this weird turtle demon in that ball you threw at me. Well we better go find the others." Miroku,Sango,and Shippo
started their way down the path, heading towords where Kagome and InuYasha were.
InuYasha was in a tree while Kagome was holding a collar and leash. "NO WAY!! I'm NOT putting it on!" Inuyasha yelled.
"But InuYasha you have to. There is a leash law you know. You can't be in the show with out it, and you said you would do this
for me. You're not going to go back on your word are you?" Kagome whined. "....fine." InuYasha said while letting out a sigh.
Kagome put the leash and collar on InuYasha. "Here InuYasha. Your own tags. I picked them up at the petstore today. Kagome
attached the sparkling silver tag with his name ingraved in it. The red collar covered up his rosery and matched his clothes.
"I'll put the leash on later InuYasha. Kagome said. "Why not carry me in a crate too." Inuyasha grumbled. "Good idea InuYasha!
but they don't make crates big enough for you. InuYasha had a scared look on his face, but it turned into a relieved look after
he heard her last remark.
Sango,Miroku, and Shippo finally caught up to them. "Well well if it isn't the monk and the runt." InuYasha said. "I'm not
a runt!" Shippo shouted. "Aww look at the little doggie. Is the wittle doggie housebroken.Does the widdle doggy want to do on a
walk? Does the little doggie want to pee on a tree?!" Miroku teased. InuYasha growled and jumped at Miroku. Miroku threw the
pokeball. InuYasha dodged the ball. HA! You missed!" InuYasha shouted. Squirtle popped out and tackled Inuyasha. "WHAT THE HELL?!"
Inuyasha shouted. "Meet my little demon turtle thingy. He can shoot water out of his mouth and do various attacks." Miroku
explained. Miroku walked over to the turtle. "Aren't you a nice little thingy? yes you are" Miroku cooed. Squirtle squirted
Miroku in the face then went back into its ball. Sango and Kagome laughed. "So thas what you do with these." Shippo said while
staring at the pokeball he had. "Well lets all head off to the show! Its in the next town." Kagome said. The all headed down the
path to the next town.
*~*~*~* Back at the Dojo*~*~*~*
Kenshin and Karou are giving Sesshoumaru a bath while Sanouske and Yahiko are cleaning the dojo...well Yahiko is.
"When are you going to get off your lazy ass and help me Sano?!" Yahiko complained. Sanouske sitting in a corner opened one
eye then closed it. Yahiko sighed and continued to his work. "Kenshin i think we need more soap" Karou said while shampooing
Sesshoumaru's hair. Sesshoumaru seemed to like it that Karou was giving him a bath but he didn't like it that Kenshin was
there. "Why don't you go help your friends while i finnish my bath?" Sesshoumaru asked. Kenshin glared at Sesshoumaru.
"And leave you here with Miss Karou? I think not." Kenshin replied. Sesshoumaru grinned. "Suit yourself." Sesshoumaru licked
Karou on her face and turned over on his back. Karou smiled and started to wash his belly going lower and lower each time.
Kenshin started to fume. "Miss Karou i think thats enough we don't want him to be too clean you know he will probably jump
in some dirt and all your work will be wasted, that it will. Kenshin suggested. "Yeah i think your right..." Karou grabbed
a bucket of cold water and dumped it on Sesshoumaru. "Gah!! C-COLD!" Sesshoumaru studdered. "Cold? This water was warm."
Kenshin sat smiling innocently, trying not to laugh. "Here is your towel" Kenshin handed Sesshoumaru one. Sesshoumar snatched
the towel and wrapped it around his waist. "If you need me i will be in here" He said as he walked towards the door.
Sesshoumaru crashed right into the door. "You...You didn't see that." he said rubbing his head and looking around.
Kenshin started laughing as Sesshoumaru exited. Yahiko had just finnished the laundry. Sesshoumaru came up and took his clothes
and walked into another room. He put on his clothes and walked out to where Sanouske was sitting. "If you need to go there is a
tree outside." Sanouske said with a smirk. "I'm sorry but i already left a present in Kenshin's room so i don't need the tree.
"AHHHHHH!!!" Kenshin screamed. "I think he found it Sesshoumaru said with a grin. Karou walked over to Kenshin.
"What is i-- AH!! whats that! On the floor! Ewww! its been smeared!" Kenshin sits sits on the floor trying to get the stinky
abombination off of his foot. "That dog did it!" Karou ran over to Sesshoumaru. What Karou hears: "Now Fluffy you can't just
be going where ever you feel like it! there is a tree out side for that!"Karou starts pointing. "Bad dog! You go outside! not
inside!" What Sesshoumaru hears: "Blah Blah Blah blaah bloop bloop boom! bleh bomb bam blah blah blaah yabba yabba yabba."
Sesshoumaru starts staring at her cheast. Karou sighed. "I know you didn't mean it.I'll just get Yahiko to clean it up thats all!
Well Yahiko we are off to the show!" Karou, Kenshin ,Sanouske and Sesshoumaru all started thier way to the next town for the dog
show. Sesshoumaru has a blue collar with a sparkly silver tag that has Fluffly ingraved in it.
Vash is wandering around in some unknown place looking for the show when suddenly Wolfwood covered in flour pops up.
"Vassshhhhh...." He said in a errie voice. "Who is it?! what do you want?! you can't have my donuts! they are mineee!!"
Vash answered. "Ussssse the force Vaaash, I don't want your damn donuts. Oh yeah and the place you are looking for is that
way." Wolfwood said. "Thanks wolfy!" Vash said as he put on his headphones and danced crazily in the direction Wolfwood pointed
out. "You should know that its a dog show." Wolfwood said while he looked up to see Vash already gone. Vash tripped over a bug
that was in the path. "what where the hell your going you stupid fuck!" the bug yelled. Vash was to busy dancing to hear him
and squished him.
Rumbling started in the distance. Vash took of hi headphone and looked back. "AHHHH!!! Chibi stampede!!!" Vash screamed as
he ran to the building where the show was being held. He jumped into a trashcan and sat there.
"Where he go?" one Chibi person said in a little elf voice. "I dunno lets go look for someone else." The Chibi leader said.
The group of Chibi people all walked away.
hmmm well lets seeeee......Misty, Brock,and Ash are already at the show...you will be hearing more from them later...
back to InuYasha and Kagome...
It was night time now. The street lights and lights all around the town lit up the sky. Kikyo was sitting on the corner in some
slutty outfit when she saw InuYAsha and Kagome, accross the street. "InuYasha!" she screamed and ran into the road. "BEEEEP"
"BAM!" Kikyo was hit by a bus full of chibi people. "HEY isn't that the one?" The chibi person said. "yeah! get herrrr!!!" another
Chibi person said. The bus full of the smal elfish people ran out and tied Kikyo up throwing her into the back of the bus.
InuYasha looked over. "Did you hear something?" he asked. "Nope not a thing." Kagome answered. "No." Miroku said while his hand
found its way on Sango's butt. "Whack" "No I didn't hear anything." Sango said after looking at Miroku who had a big lump on his head.
InuYasha shrugged as they all continued walking towards the regestration booth for the dog show.
yay! im done x.x Poor kikyo ) i wonder who called the Chibi people anyway...*smiles innocently while tossing a cellphone out the window*
Thanks a bunch for the help Laura! had to mention her...hehe we made a brainstorm that flooded half of town! er well i think
i better get started on the otherone *sighs* just so lazy...*turns on peanut music and dances like woodstock for no apparent reason*
The setting is all over the place yeah i know! deal with it! n.n *ahem* the pervertedness in this story was brought to you by
a special someone i know that is rubbing off on me. *cammera shots off* heeey! i wasn't done yeeet! *pouts* stupid cammera people..
who is behind that cammera anyway?! WHO ARE YOU?! -Transmission ends-
I need to lay off the sugar....naaaah =D
there are tons of spelling mistakes....but its not my fault...honest..
InuYasha and the gang gather around the fire to play truth or dare. It's InuYasha's turn lets watch
and see. "Inuyasha, truth or dare?" Miroku said with a grin. "Uhh...Tr..DARE!" Inuyasha replied. Miroku started
to grin more. "I dare you to.. makeout with Kagome" he said. Inuyasha looked at Miroku, then to Kagome, then to his feet,
then to a tree, then to the moon, then to the fire, then to Kagome again, then to Kagome's skirt, then to Kagome's chest,then
to Kagome's face, then to his feet. (a/n: he sure does look around...) InuYasha walked over to Kagome and started to makeout with
her. His hands running up and down her back while hers did the same to his. Kagome's mouth opened as InuYasha's tongue made
its way through. Inuyasha's hand somewhat found his way up Kagome's skirt. "Wow! I didn't think you would do it!" Miroku said
while laughing and glancing at Sango who was staring. InuYasha and Kagome finally finnished. "InuYasha its your turn" Sango said.
"Feh Miroku, Dare or die?" InuYasha said with a grin. "Play fair InuYasha." Kagome said. "Fine. Truth or Dare, Monk?" Inuyasha
corrected. "truth." Miroku said with a smile. "Grr. How far did you ever get with the women you asked to bear your child?"
Sango had a werid look on her face. She didn't want to hear the answer but she couldn't let the others see she didn't. "Not far.
They either disappeared or were a demon that tried to kill me." Miroku said with a sigh. Inuyasha and kagome said nothing for a few
seconds. "Your turn, Monk." Inuyasha said. "Sango, truth or dare?" Miroku asked with a grin. She didn't want to tell them her
true feelings about something that Miroku would probably pick so..."Dare." She replied. Miroku got up from where he was sitting
and walked over to Sango and grabbed her hands. "Sango, I dare you to bear my child." He said. "I..." she started.
Sango..Wake up. Shippo said. Sango woke up looking around. "Hi Shippo." "Its about time you woke up." Miroku said.
"I caught this weird turtle demon in that ball you threw at me. Well we better go find the others." Miroku,Sango,and Shippo
started their way down the path, heading towords where Kagome and InuYasha were.
InuYasha was in a tree while Kagome was holding a collar and leash. "NO WAY!! I'm NOT putting it on!" Inuyasha yelled.
"But InuYasha you have to. There is a leash law you know. You can't be in the show with out it, and you said you would do this
for me. You're not going to go back on your word are you?" Kagome whined. "....fine." InuYasha said while letting out a sigh.
Kagome put the leash and collar on InuYasha. "Here InuYasha. Your own tags. I picked them up at the petstore today. Kagome
attached the sparkling silver tag with his name ingraved in it. The red collar covered up his rosery and matched his clothes.
"I'll put the leash on later InuYasha. Kagome said. "Why not carry me in a crate too." Inuyasha grumbled. "Good idea InuYasha!
but they don't make crates big enough for you. InuYasha had a scared look on his face, but it turned into a relieved look after
he heard her last remark.
Sango,Miroku, and Shippo finally caught up to them. "Well well if it isn't the monk and the runt." InuYasha said. "I'm not
a runt!" Shippo shouted. "Aww look at the little doggie. Is the wittle doggie housebroken.Does the widdle doggy want to do on a
walk? Does the little doggie want to pee on a tree?!" Miroku teased. InuYasha growled and jumped at Miroku. Miroku threw the
pokeball. InuYasha dodged the ball. HA! You missed!" InuYasha shouted. Squirtle popped out and tackled Inuyasha. "WHAT THE HELL?!"
Inuyasha shouted. "Meet my little demon turtle thingy. He can shoot water out of his mouth and do various attacks." Miroku
explained. Miroku walked over to the turtle. "Aren't you a nice little thingy? yes you are" Miroku cooed. Squirtle squirted
Miroku in the face then went back into its ball. Sango and Kagome laughed. "So thas what you do with these." Shippo said while
staring at the pokeball he had. "Well lets all head off to the show! Its in the next town." Kagome said. The all headed down the
path to the next town.
*~*~*~* Back at the Dojo*~*~*~*
Kenshin and Karou are giving Sesshoumaru a bath while Sanouske and Yahiko are cleaning the dojo...well Yahiko is.
"When are you going to get off your lazy ass and help me Sano?!" Yahiko complained. Sanouske sitting in a corner opened one
eye then closed it. Yahiko sighed and continued to his work. "Kenshin i think we need more soap" Karou said while shampooing
Sesshoumaru's hair. Sesshoumaru seemed to like it that Karou was giving him a bath but he didn't like it that Kenshin was
there. "Why don't you go help your friends while i finnish my bath?" Sesshoumaru asked. Kenshin glared at Sesshoumaru.
"And leave you here with Miss Karou? I think not." Kenshin replied. Sesshoumaru grinned. "Suit yourself." Sesshoumaru licked
Karou on her face and turned over on his back. Karou smiled and started to wash his belly going lower and lower each time.
Kenshin started to fume. "Miss Karou i think thats enough we don't want him to be too clean you know he will probably jump
in some dirt and all your work will be wasted, that it will. Kenshin suggested. "Yeah i think your right..." Karou grabbed
a bucket of cold water and dumped it on Sesshoumaru. "Gah!! C-COLD!" Sesshoumaru studdered. "Cold? This water was warm."
Kenshin sat smiling innocently, trying not to laugh. "Here is your towel" Kenshin handed Sesshoumaru one. Sesshoumar snatched
the towel and wrapped it around his waist. "If you need me i will be in here" He said as he walked towards the door.
Sesshoumaru crashed right into the door. "You...You didn't see that." he said rubbing his head and looking around.
Kenshin started laughing as Sesshoumaru exited. Yahiko had just finnished the laundry. Sesshoumaru came up and took his clothes
and walked into another room. He put on his clothes and walked out to where Sanouske was sitting. "If you need to go there is a
tree outside." Sanouske said with a smirk. "I'm sorry but i already left a present in Kenshin's room so i don't need the tree.
"AHHHHHH!!!" Kenshin screamed. "I think he found it Sesshoumaru said with a grin. Karou walked over to Kenshin.
"What is i-- AH!! whats that! On the floor! Ewww! its been smeared!" Kenshin sits sits on the floor trying to get the stinky
abombination off of his foot. "That dog did it!" Karou ran over to Sesshoumaru. What Karou hears: "Now Fluffy you can't just
be going where ever you feel like it! there is a tree out side for that!"Karou starts pointing. "Bad dog! You go outside! not
inside!" What Sesshoumaru hears: "Blah Blah Blah blaah bloop bloop boom! bleh bomb bam blah blah blaah yabba yabba yabba."
Sesshoumaru starts staring at her cheast. Karou sighed. "I know you didn't mean it.I'll just get Yahiko to clean it up thats all!
Well Yahiko we are off to the show!" Karou, Kenshin ,Sanouske and Sesshoumaru all started thier way to the next town for the dog
show. Sesshoumaru has a blue collar with a sparkly silver tag that has Fluffly ingraved in it.
Vash is wandering around in some unknown place looking for the show when suddenly Wolfwood covered in flour pops up.
"Vassshhhhh...." He said in a errie voice. "Who is it?! what do you want?! you can't have my donuts! they are mineee!!"
Vash answered. "Ussssse the force Vaaash, I don't want your damn donuts. Oh yeah and the place you are looking for is that
way." Wolfwood said. "Thanks wolfy!" Vash said as he put on his headphones and danced crazily in the direction Wolfwood pointed
out. "You should know that its a dog show." Wolfwood said while he looked up to see Vash already gone. Vash tripped over a bug
that was in the path. "what where the hell your going you stupid fuck!" the bug yelled. Vash was to busy dancing to hear him
and squished him.
Rumbling started in the distance. Vash took of hi headphone and looked back. "AHHHH!!! Chibi stampede!!!" Vash screamed as
he ran to the building where the show was being held. He jumped into a trashcan and sat there.
"Where he go?" one Chibi person said in a little elf voice. "I dunno lets go look for someone else." The Chibi leader said.
The group of Chibi people all walked away.
hmmm well lets seeeee......Misty, Brock,and Ash are already at the show...you will be hearing more from them later...
back to InuYasha and Kagome...
It was night time now. The street lights and lights all around the town lit up the sky. Kikyo was sitting on the corner in some
slutty outfit when she saw InuYAsha and Kagome, accross the street. "InuYasha!" she screamed and ran into the road. "BEEEEP"
"BAM!" Kikyo was hit by a bus full of chibi people. "HEY isn't that the one?" The chibi person said. "yeah! get herrrr!!!" another
Chibi person said. The bus full of the smal elfish people ran out and tied Kikyo up throwing her into the back of the bus.
InuYasha looked over. "Did you hear something?" he asked. "Nope not a thing." Kagome answered. "No." Miroku said while his hand
found its way on Sango's butt. "Whack" "No I didn't hear anything." Sango said after looking at Miroku who had a big lump on his head.
InuYasha shrugged as they all continued walking towards the regestration booth for the dog show.
yay! im done x.x Poor kikyo ) i wonder who called the Chibi people anyway...*smiles innocently while tossing a cellphone out the window*
Thanks a bunch for the help Laura! had to mention her...hehe we made a brainstorm that flooded half of town! er well i think
i better get started on the otherone *sighs* just so lazy...*turns on peanut music and dances like woodstock for no apparent reason*
The setting is all over the place yeah i know! deal with it! n.n *ahem* the pervertedness in this story was brought to you by
a special someone i know that is rubbing off on me. *cammera shots off* heeey! i wasn't done yeeet! *pouts* stupid cammera people..
who is behind that cammera anyway?! WHO ARE YOU?! -Transmission ends-
I need to lay off the sugar....naaaah =D
there are tons of spelling mistakes....but its not my fault...honest..