Kevin- the Bully/and/Jock of the cul-de-sac
Wanted: Kevin
Also known as:
Jock-boy
Kev
Order of stuff: Kevin's appearance Kevin's house/room...? Kevin's personality Random similarities to Eds Kevin's interests (pounding the Eds, sports, ogling Nazz... :p ) Kevin's abilities Kevin's appearent lack of siblings..? His OBVIOUS crush.. Any family references...
Kevin's appearence-
One of the older boys, BIG chin (biggest, really?) Greenish long sleeve shirt, black shorts, ? color shoes, 3 strands red hair out front of baseball cap, cap is... Red, with black part in back? He wears his hat backwards; When it's off, you can see a shaved head, with the three strands off the front of it, the rest of his head stubble, like Ed's or Jonny's.
Kevin's house/room...? "Nazz, I've got a GARAGE full of jawbreakers." -Kevin "...This IS stupid..." -Nazz
Let's see.... You see the front of his house at least once, when the Eds are up above it with the 'cloud' to shoot at Kevin with... Back door is a sliding door, and Kevin sometimes hangs a hammock up between two poles there to hang out, take a nap, etc... I don't know that we've ever actually SEEN his room, though there's been a quick glance into a bathroom...
The thing referred to on the show on more than one occaision is his garage; The Eds try to tunnel into it,(and miss) in hopes of getting to the jawbreakers there. Yes, jawbreakers. From the glance in that we see, there are both boxes and visibe mounds of jawbreakers, stacked all over the room; with no room left over for a car.
Kevin's personality- "It's every man for himself, dorks!!!!" -Kevin
As I said at the start, Kevin calls the Eds dorks, and has since episode 1, I believe. As far as I know, he's the only kid to do so, and he is openly antagonistic towards Eddy. When Rolf and Eddy had their fish duel, Kevin was there, laughing, filming the whole thing. When Eddy got Ed to thing Edd was a monster, and smash the tree over him and Jimmy, Kevin was laughing at how rich it was... the moment that he realized that this complimented Eddy, he changed his wording immediately. The only real exceptions tend to be when he likes the idea of one of Eddy's scams; Such as the wedgie part of 'Brother, can you spare an Ed?'
However, don't get Kevin wrong. Yes, he's a jerk, yes, he could be nicer to the Eds, but... In his view, at least, he has reason to dislike the Eds and treat them the way he does. Think about it! How many parties have they ruined, or houses destroyed...? How much money have the three stolen from the kids, and how many times have the three lied to them? They've destroyed Jonny's home, ruined Jimmy's birthday party, at least one sprinkler party and one barbacue, gone through with scams like the 'rocket ship', wrecked his bike, and not to mention kissed up to Kevin by dressing like him, following him around, and, in the long run, ruining his chimney and breaking into his bathroom... After a while, you'd start going out of your way to remind them of the way you feel about them...
Another key thing about Kevin, and why I put the comment up there; "Every man for himself". This is a part of his personality, that self-reliance... Let me make it plain. KEVIN IS NOT A HERO. In the show so far, he has never been heroic; During the haunted house episode, when he the Eds were doomed, although he did go so far as to regret ever being mean to them, he didn't run in to help. When they were all being 'terrorized by Ed in a monster suit', he jammed the door to keep it out, and yelled at Eddy to take care of himself, "Dorks!". And finally, and most noticeable, was in 'See no Ed', the chimp world episode... When all the kids were in perilous positions, calling for his help, EVEN NAZZ, he didn't go up to help them, or even consider it... He backed away, muttering that he was next, and ran off so the 'Eds couldn't get him'... Leaving his friends stranded.
He also doesn't like to humiliate himself, an understandable feeling. When digging through the trash he groans, most likely wanting to be somewhere, anywhere, else. During the 2-part episode, towards the beginning when the kids are holding hands and singing, Kevin only smiles, and doesn't take part... I for one don't blame him.
Random similarites to Eds- "Your chin is almost as big as Kev's!!" -Eddy, to Edd
(Hee hee, new catagory... I think I might go and add this to some of the other entries, too.... It seemed an appropriate thing, seeing's how the show is based around the Eds, and there aren't any subtitles... Yet. If Kevin gets his way, though....)
Okay, Kevin does have a couple of similarities to the Eds, primarily with Edd and Eddy... As far as his personality goes, you see that Eddy and Kevin often have similar reactions to things when it's not Eds vs. Kids, in Fa la la la Ed, both of them are trying to explain to the others that "It's not Christmas, it's July!!!" They both have quick tempers, and both freeze up, or melt, when Nazz smiles at them. Comparing Kevin with Edd, most of the similarities you see are... Seen. They're physical ones, like their similar height, big chins, the ever- present hats on their heads... And as far as Kevin and Edd go, the two are actually capable of talking to each other when Ed and Eddy, mainly Eddy, aren't around. His bike and the tools for fixing it being one subject for conversation that we've actually seen, and at another time the two are SEEN talking, but you don't hear the conversation.
Kevin's interests- "It's pounding time!!" -Kevin
It took me a while to choose what the quote there should be... I had also been considering "IS THAT NAZZ SKYDIVING IN A BIKINI?!?!"-Eddy "Where!?" -Kevin ... :-) After all, those are two of the three things that occur in Kevin's mind: Must pound dorks. Must ogle over Nazz. Must constantly ride and fix up bike.
Some of Kevin's major interests would have to encompass sports and various athletic activities... I DID say Jock for a reason. Tossing the football around with Rolf, playing baseball with the kids, skateboarding in a little quarter pipe, that kind of thing.
His bike... You see a pretty good amount of that thing. He chases the Eds on it sometimes (and it tends to sound like a motorcycle, with music reminding me of an icecream truck playing....) He's frequently hanging out around the area, tuning it, fixing the chain, polishing it... Showing off to Nazz on it... Remember when he went to break the record of longest skidmark?
for his interests, there's also: Ogling Nazz, messing up the Eds' plans, Ogling Nazz, hanging out with the Kids, and did I mention ogling Nazz? :-)
Kevin's abilites...?
For one, Kevin's bike seems to disappear into his pocket when he's not using it, unless someone like Jonny has just grabbed it. This means that, should Kevin be falling from a noticeable height, he can just pull the bike out, get onto it, and ride off....
Kevin's appearent-lack-of-siblings..?
Hmm.... There's really no evidence either way, for Kevin having, or not having, a sibling. I personally say that no, he doesn't have any siblings... If he in fact does, they'd probably have to be much older, and gone, like Eddy's brother; Were they his age, they'd be on the show, and if they were babies.... I don't think we've ever seen evidence of crying, or him running off to babysit, so Older or None make more sense.
Kevin's OBVIOUS crush- "I...I'll let you wear my hat!" -Kevin (This quote works both ways...)
If you manage to see episodes with both Nazz and Kevin in them, and see no hints that he has a crush on her (Dissolving into a puddle when she smiles at him, going out of his way to hang out with her, giving her his hat...) Then there's something wrong. In 'Will work for Ed', Eddy points up and shouts "IS THAT NAZZ SKYDIVING IN A BIKINI?!?" Kevin's eyes widen, and he spins around looking frantically up.... :-)
After all, in the episode where most of the boys are doing whatever they can to make Nazz like them (Boys will be Eds), Kevin goes so far as to ask Rolf for help in getting her to notice him... And remember in the 2-part ep, when the Eds post the picture of Nazz in the bikini, and Kevin just stands there with his tongue out, practically drooling over her...?
Any family references-
Sadly enough, the only real reference I've seen to Kevin's family is that his dad works at the jawbreaker company now... He GOT the job early in the show, so in the first few episodes, he didn't have it.
Unlike my opinion about Nazz, I highly doubt that Kevin has any siblings. He seems too... Able to take care of himself, and without looking up to any mystical older figure, he just has fun on his own, and asserts himself to be the center of the group.
If he does have siblings, then they'd have to be years older, and gone from his home, like Eddy's brother, or his parents are divorced, and siblings with his other parent; Considering that his dad's the only one referred to, I'm assuming he at least lives with his father.
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Okay, there's Kevin's Explanation, at long last... The next explanation is:
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Wanted: Kevin
Also known as:
Jock-boy
Kev
Order of stuff: Kevin's appearance Kevin's house/room...? Kevin's personality Random similarities to Eds Kevin's interests (pounding the Eds, sports, ogling Nazz... :p ) Kevin's abilities Kevin's appearent lack of siblings..? His OBVIOUS crush.. Any family references...
Kevin's appearence-
One of the older boys, BIG chin (biggest, really?) Greenish long sleeve shirt, black shorts, ? color shoes, 3 strands red hair out front of baseball cap, cap is... Red, with black part in back? He wears his hat backwards; When it's off, you can see a shaved head, with the three strands off the front of it, the rest of his head stubble, like Ed's or Jonny's.
Kevin's house/room...? "Nazz, I've got a GARAGE full of jawbreakers." -Kevin "...This IS stupid..." -Nazz
Let's see.... You see the front of his house at least once, when the Eds are up above it with the 'cloud' to shoot at Kevin with... Back door is a sliding door, and Kevin sometimes hangs a hammock up between two poles there to hang out, take a nap, etc... I don't know that we've ever actually SEEN his room, though there's been a quick glance into a bathroom...
The thing referred to on the show on more than one occaision is his garage; The Eds try to tunnel into it,(and miss) in hopes of getting to the jawbreakers there. Yes, jawbreakers. From the glance in that we see, there are both boxes and visibe mounds of jawbreakers, stacked all over the room; with no room left over for a car.
Kevin's personality- "It's every man for himself, dorks!!!!" -Kevin
As I said at the start, Kevin calls the Eds dorks, and has since episode 1, I believe. As far as I know, he's the only kid to do so, and he is openly antagonistic towards Eddy. When Rolf and Eddy had their fish duel, Kevin was there, laughing, filming the whole thing. When Eddy got Ed to thing Edd was a monster, and smash the tree over him and Jimmy, Kevin was laughing at how rich it was... the moment that he realized that this complimented Eddy, he changed his wording immediately. The only real exceptions tend to be when he likes the idea of one of Eddy's scams; Such as the wedgie part of 'Brother, can you spare an Ed?'
However, don't get Kevin wrong. Yes, he's a jerk, yes, he could be nicer to the Eds, but... In his view, at least, he has reason to dislike the Eds and treat them the way he does. Think about it! How many parties have they ruined, or houses destroyed...? How much money have the three stolen from the kids, and how many times have the three lied to them? They've destroyed Jonny's home, ruined Jimmy's birthday party, at least one sprinkler party and one barbacue, gone through with scams like the 'rocket ship', wrecked his bike, and not to mention kissed up to Kevin by dressing like him, following him around, and, in the long run, ruining his chimney and breaking into his bathroom... After a while, you'd start going out of your way to remind them of the way you feel about them...
Another key thing about Kevin, and why I put the comment up there; "Every man for himself". This is a part of his personality, that self-reliance... Let me make it plain. KEVIN IS NOT A HERO. In the show so far, he has never been heroic; During the haunted house episode, when he the Eds were doomed, although he did go so far as to regret ever being mean to them, he didn't run in to help. When they were all being 'terrorized by Ed in a monster suit', he jammed the door to keep it out, and yelled at Eddy to take care of himself, "Dorks!". And finally, and most noticeable, was in 'See no Ed', the chimp world episode... When all the kids were in perilous positions, calling for his help, EVEN NAZZ, he didn't go up to help them, or even consider it... He backed away, muttering that he was next, and ran off so the 'Eds couldn't get him'... Leaving his friends stranded.
He also doesn't like to humiliate himself, an understandable feeling. When digging through the trash he groans, most likely wanting to be somewhere, anywhere, else. During the 2-part episode, towards the beginning when the kids are holding hands and singing, Kevin only smiles, and doesn't take part... I for one don't blame him.
Random similarites to Eds- "Your chin is almost as big as Kev's!!" -Eddy, to Edd
(Hee hee, new catagory... I think I might go and add this to some of the other entries, too.... It seemed an appropriate thing, seeing's how the show is based around the Eds, and there aren't any subtitles... Yet. If Kevin gets his way, though....)
Okay, Kevin does have a couple of similarities to the Eds, primarily with Edd and Eddy... As far as his personality goes, you see that Eddy and Kevin often have similar reactions to things when it's not Eds vs. Kids, in Fa la la la Ed, both of them are trying to explain to the others that "It's not Christmas, it's July!!!" They both have quick tempers, and both freeze up, or melt, when Nazz smiles at them. Comparing Kevin with Edd, most of the similarities you see are... Seen. They're physical ones, like their similar height, big chins, the ever- present hats on their heads... And as far as Kevin and Edd go, the two are actually capable of talking to each other when Ed and Eddy, mainly Eddy, aren't around. His bike and the tools for fixing it being one subject for conversation that we've actually seen, and at another time the two are SEEN talking, but you don't hear the conversation.
Kevin's interests- "It's pounding time!!" -Kevin
It took me a while to choose what the quote there should be... I had also been considering "IS THAT NAZZ SKYDIVING IN A BIKINI?!?!"-Eddy "Where!?" -Kevin ... :-) After all, those are two of the three things that occur in Kevin's mind: Must pound dorks. Must ogle over Nazz. Must constantly ride and fix up bike.
Some of Kevin's major interests would have to encompass sports and various athletic activities... I DID say Jock for a reason. Tossing the football around with Rolf, playing baseball with the kids, skateboarding in a little quarter pipe, that kind of thing.
His bike... You see a pretty good amount of that thing. He chases the Eds on it sometimes (and it tends to sound like a motorcycle, with music reminding me of an icecream truck playing....) He's frequently hanging out around the area, tuning it, fixing the chain, polishing it... Showing off to Nazz on it... Remember when he went to break the record of longest skidmark?
for his interests, there's also: Ogling Nazz, messing up the Eds' plans, Ogling Nazz, hanging out with the Kids, and did I mention ogling Nazz? :-)
Kevin's abilites...?
For one, Kevin's bike seems to disappear into his pocket when he's not using it, unless someone like Jonny has just grabbed it. This means that, should Kevin be falling from a noticeable height, he can just pull the bike out, get onto it, and ride off....
Kevin's appearent-lack-of-siblings..?
Hmm.... There's really no evidence either way, for Kevin having, or not having, a sibling. I personally say that no, he doesn't have any siblings... If he in fact does, they'd probably have to be much older, and gone, like Eddy's brother; Were they his age, they'd be on the show, and if they were babies.... I don't think we've ever seen evidence of crying, or him running off to babysit, so Older or None make more sense.
Kevin's OBVIOUS crush- "I...I'll let you wear my hat!" -Kevin (This quote works both ways...)
If you manage to see episodes with both Nazz and Kevin in them, and see no hints that he has a crush on her (Dissolving into a puddle when she smiles at him, going out of his way to hang out with her, giving her his hat...) Then there's something wrong. In 'Will work for Ed', Eddy points up and shouts "IS THAT NAZZ SKYDIVING IN A BIKINI?!?" Kevin's eyes widen, and he spins around looking frantically up.... :-)
After all, in the episode where most of the boys are doing whatever they can to make Nazz like them (Boys will be Eds), Kevin goes so far as to ask Rolf for help in getting her to notice him... And remember in the 2-part ep, when the Eds post the picture of Nazz in the bikini, and Kevin just stands there with his tongue out, practically drooling over her...?
Any family references-
Sadly enough, the only real reference I've seen to Kevin's family is that his dad works at the jawbreaker company now... He GOT the job early in the show, so in the first few episodes, he didn't have it.
Unlike my opinion about Nazz, I highly doubt that Kevin has any siblings. He seems too... Able to take care of himself, and without looking up to any mystical older figure, he just has fun on his own, and asserts himself to be the center of the group.
If he does have siblings, then they'd have to be years older, and gone from his home, like Eddy's brother, or his parents are divorced, and siblings with his other parent; Considering that his dad's the only one referred to, I'm assuming he at least lives with his father.
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Okay, there's Kevin's Explanation, at long last... The next explanation is:
Jonny2X4- A boy and his board,
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