The Clichéd Body Switching, YYH Style
Disclaimer: Didn't I put one of these in Chapter 1? Whatever... I don't own
anyone from YYH or Squirrel Goes Whhheee!!!
Chapter Three: The Switching Finally Begins, Or, Gimokodan Strikes!!!
DING DONG!!! Kuwabara rolled over slightly in his bed, but
continued to snore. DING DONG!!! Rang the doorbell impatiently. After
another ring, the bell stopped, and Kuwabara brought the pillow that
had been around his ears blocking out the sound, which hadn't really
worked, down from his head. His snoring resumed at a steadier pace.
"KUWABARA!" yelled Shizuru from the living room. "Hold on
Yusuke; I'll bet the Ningen is still asleep." Shizuru ran up the
stairs, and left Yusuke in the living room. (A/N: It's now 10:30 AM in
the story- it took Yusuke all night to run from Genkai's to the city.
10:30 isn't exceptionally late, but I didn't want it to be too late)
"Wake up sleepyhead..." whispered Shizuru while she carefully put
whipped cream in Kuwabara's right hand. She began to smile as she
pulled a feather from her pocket (A/N: My dad did this to lots of his
friends in the Navy to get them to wake up). Slowly, lightly,
carefully, as to not wake Kuwabara, but to get him to brush the thing
away from his nose, Shizuru tickled his nose with the white feather.
Kuwabara brushed the feather away with his left hand (A/N: That
happened to a friend of mine who tried to do this to her friend!) and
then sneezed, which woke him up and got gooey green boogers all over
Shizeru's shirt.
"WUH?!" Kuwabara said when her opened his eyes to see Shizuru's
angry face directly in his. Shizuru grabbed his right hand, which
still contained the whipped cream, and shoved it in Kuwabara's face.
Soon, his nose was bleeding and the whipped cream was red, but Shizuru
didn't care (she thought it all the better) and began to force feed her
brother the bloody (literally!) whipped cream.
"That's your breakfast brother dear!" she laughed as Kuwabara
spit out the cream. "Yusuke is waiting downstairs for you. Get your
ass dressed and get out of the house for a while."
He reluctantly did as he was told, that is, after complaining for
her to tell Yusuke to go away, being force fed more whipped cream, and
being hit over the head numerous times by something that he wasn't
quite sure of what, but felt like his TV (since he no longer saw it in
his room). He went downstairs to see Yusuke with a very confuzzled
look upon his face because of all the thumps and shouts that he had
heard not to long ago, and then saw that Kuwabara had whipped cream on
his face and a bloody nose, and knew what had happened.
"Decided not to get up today?" Yusuke pestered. Kuwabara started
to punch him, but Shizuru yelled at him to get out, so the two friends
left.
"What's up, Urameshi?" asked Kuwabara. "You look, uh, shook up...or something." Since he was looking at Yusuke as he was talking, he didn't see the flying squirrel in the bright red cape charging him.
"SQUIRREL GOES WHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" it screamed as it latched itself onto Kuwabara's face. He began screaming and shrieking and grabbing at his face...ummm...the squirrel on his face. Suddenly, it unlatched itself and flew off with a whoosh and a whhheee. Kuwabara lay twitching on the ground.
"Well, at least now you don't have any more whipped cream or blood on your face," Yusuke pointed out as Kuwabara got up and brushed himself off. "I swear I've seen that damn squirrel before, though..."
///////////////////In this time Yusuke is gathering the rest of his spirit team, and I the author have decided that because the escapade of getting Kuwabara out of bed took up a full page, getting the rest of Yusuke's pals would take way too long (the truth is, I'm lazy- what are you gonna do about it, kill me...probably). However, this really only consists of two people (Kurama and Hiei) and although Kurama would probably already be out of bed, it would most likely take days to find Hiei, so instead, I've made Kurama find him (5 minutes tops?...) so this wouldn't take so long. Now, the characters are all in Genkai's haven where they are looking for Botan.////////////////////////////
"Botan! Where are you?" called Yusuke. He looked in the bedrooms, and the living room while the others looked elsewhere. After a few minutes of searching, the four boys met together in the living room.
"I regret to inform you that she is not in the gardens nor anywhere on the grounds," Kurama informed them. "But she'll probably show up soon, it's Botan we're talking about after all."
"Hn," countered Hiei, which everybody took to mean, "Yes. It is Botan we're talking about, so she's probably off somewhere and forgot about whatever we're here for." But, just as Kurama said, a couple seconds later, Botan flew in on her oar (Kurama's always right!!). She looked a little scared and confuzzled. She landed in front of the four and looked around at them all.
"Good," she said slowly and carefully; the fact that she said it emotionlessly was what made the others look at her with interest. "I'm glad you got everyone here; in good timing too."(A/N: about 45 minutes) "Yusuke..." she started, but her voice seemed to fail and she fell over...ummm...I guess most people would say that she fainted. It took them five minutes for them to wake her up, and ten minutes (now 11:50) for Yusuke to explain...try to explain what Botan had explained to him earlier, but had such a terrible memory (just look at his grades!) that Botan ended up explaining to the other three what Yusuke had tried to explain about Botan's earlier explanation (A/N: fwwweh...).
"There's something else," Botan added when she was done explaining. "The reason why I wasn't here when you all got back. KoEnma...he called me back to the Reikai; he said he wanted to see me about something. But when I got there, I...I only saw Sam. But he was sitting at KoEnma's desk. Then KoEnma rushed in, calling Sam KoEnma and Sam calling KoEnma Sam (A/N: are any of you getting this?). Sam, or KoEnma...ummm... the guy behind the desk said that he was KoEnma, but in Sam's body and then he pointed out that Sam was in his body." Botan stopped because she realized how confusing what she was saying was, and looked up to see if anyone was following what she was saying.
Kurama and Hiei nodded that they understood and Kuwabara and Yusuke looked as clueless as ever, so Botan automatically knew everything was as it should be and kept talking. "Sam, err, KoEnma said that it had to be the cause of a very powerful demon and he thinks that it's Gimokodan. He said that we all would have to be very careful about whom we hang around unless we want to end up in the other person's body." Yusuke and Kuwabara had stopped listening all together because they didn't get it in the first place and were now arm wrestling.
"Hn," said Hiei. Everybody took this as, "Baka Ningens."
Kurama got their attention and tried to sum up to them what Botan had just acknowledged, "Botan is saying that KoEnma and Sam have switched bodies, but still think and act like their normal selves despite their new appearances. The KoEnma in Sam's body warned us that Gimokodan, the beast that we're after, has the ability to make this body switching occur. Therefore, we must be careful if we don't want it to happen to us."
"Ohh!!!" exclaimed the two Ningens (Yusuke and Kuwabara...duh) in unison. "Now we get it."
"Good, because it's going to happen to you right...now," hissed an evil voice (A/N: I'll give you three guesses who it is!) ZAP!!!! SNAP!!!! POP!!!!! BOOM!!! BANG!!! ETC!!!!! A large ball of green lightening appeared in the middle of the group of spirit detectives and Botan (they were standing in a circle, very convenient for this sort of thing). The ball exploded with a flash and shot out into five directions- one strand of lightning at each person. The blow knocked all of them backwards and they lay unconscious in the middle of Genkai's living room; noon exactly.
A/N: Sorry I took so long to update the story. My school just ended a day ago (Tuesday June 10th) and I've had the usual rush of projects that the teachers give their students at the end of the year. Actually, I really was just lazy and unsure how I was going to start this chapter. I really wanted the characters to switch bodies in this chapter or at least start to (I do it so you readers don't think I drag on too much with unimportant Mish Mash instead of getting to the point- which I do- but not in most of my writings, just this one ;P). I know you all have different ideas about who should switch with whom, but I've already decided, so sorry! If only I could find the piece of paper I wrote it down on... oh well!! However, I'd like to see who you all think should switch with whom anyway because it's funny! Hope you liked this chapter and aren't getting fed up with the extensive writing!
Disclaimer: Didn't I put one of these in Chapter 1? Whatever... I don't own
anyone from YYH or Squirrel Goes Whhheee!!!
Chapter Three: The Switching Finally Begins, Or, Gimokodan Strikes!!!
DING DONG!!! Kuwabara rolled over slightly in his bed, but
continued to snore. DING DONG!!! Rang the doorbell impatiently. After
another ring, the bell stopped, and Kuwabara brought the pillow that
had been around his ears blocking out the sound, which hadn't really
worked, down from his head. His snoring resumed at a steadier pace.
"KUWABARA!" yelled Shizuru from the living room. "Hold on
Yusuke; I'll bet the Ningen is still asleep." Shizuru ran up the
stairs, and left Yusuke in the living room. (A/N: It's now 10:30 AM in
the story- it took Yusuke all night to run from Genkai's to the city.
10:30 isn't exceptionally late, but I didn't want it to be too late)
"Wake up sleepyhead..." whispered Shizuru while she carefully put
whipped cream in Kuwabara's right hand. She began to smile as she
pulled a feather from her pocket (A/N: My dad did this to lots of his
friends in the Navy to get them to wake up). Slowly, lightly,
carefully, as to not wake Kuwabara, but to get him to brush the thing
away from his nose, Shizuru tickled his nose with the white feather.
Kuwabara brushed the feather away with his left hand (A/N: That
happened to a friend of mine who tried to do this to her friend!) and
then sneezed, which woke him up and got gooey green boogers all over
Shizeru's shirt.
"WUH?!" Kuwabara said when her opened his eyes to see Shizuru's
angry face directly in his. Shizuru grabbed his right hand, which
still contained the whipped cream, and shoved it in Kuwabara's face.
Soon, his nose was bleeding and the whipped cream was red, but Shizuru
didn't care (she thought it all the better) and began to force feed her
brother the bloody (literally!) whipped cream.
"That's your breakfast brother dear!" she laughed as Kuwabara
spit out the cream. "Yusuke is waiting downstairs for you. Get your
ass dressed and get out of the house for a while."
He reluctantly did as he was told, that is, after complaining for
her to tell Yusuke to go away, being force fed more whipped cream, and
being hit over the head numerous times by something that he wasn't
quite sure of what, but felt like his TV (since he no longer saw it in
his room). He went downstairs to see Yusuke with a very confuzzled
look upon his face because of all the thumps and shouts that he had
heard not to long ago, and then saw that Kuwabara had whipped cream on
his face and a bloody nose, and knew what had happened.
"Decided not to get up today?" Yusuke pestered. Kuwabara started
to punch him, but Shizuru yelled at him to get out, so the two friends
left.
"What's up, Urameshi?" asked Kuwabara. "You look, uh, shook up...or something." Since he was looking at Yusuke as he was talking, he didn't see the flying squirrel in the bright red cape charging him.
"SQUIRREL GOES WHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" it screamed as it latched itself onto Kuwabara's face. He began screaming and shrieking and grabbing at his face...ummm...the squirrel on his face. Suddenly, it unlatched itself and flew off with a whoosh and a whhheee. Kuwabara lay twitching on the ground.
"Well, at least now you don't have any more whipped cream or blood on your face," Yusuke pointed out as Kuwabara got up and brushed himself off. "I swear I've seen that damn squirrel before, though..."
///////////////////In this time Yusuke is gathering the rest of his spirit team, and I the author have decided that because the escapade of getting Kuwabara out of bed took up a full page, getting the rest of Yusuke's pals would take way too long (the truth is, I'm lazy- what are you gonna do about it, kill me...probably). However, this really only consists of two people (Kurama and Hiei) and although Kurama would probably already be out of bed, it would most likely take days to find Hiei, so instead, I've made Kurama find him (5 minutes tops?...) so this wouldn't take so long. Now, the characters are all in Genkai's haven where they are looking for Botan.////////////////////////////
"Botan! Where are you?" called Yusuke. He looked in the bedrooms, and the living room while the others looked elsewhere. After a few minutes of searching, the four boys met together in the living room.
"I regret to inform you that she is not in the gardens nor anywhere on the grounds," Kurama informed them. "But she'll probably show up soon, it's Botan we're talking about after all."
"Hn," countered Hiei, which everybody took to mean, "Yes. It is Botan we're talking about, so she's probably off somewhere and forgot about whatever we're here for." But, just as Kurama said, a couple seconds later, Botan flew in on her oar (Kurama's always right!!). She looked a little scared and confuzzled. She landed in front of the four and looked around at them all.
"Good," she said slowly and carefully; the fact that she said it emotionlessly was what made the others look at her with interest. "I'm glad you got everyone here; in good timing too."(A/N: about 45 minutes) "Yusuke..." she started, but her voice seemed to fail and she fell over...ummm...I guess most people would say that she fainted. It took them five minutes for them to wake her up, and ten minutes (now 11:50) for Yusuke to explain...try to explain what Botan had explained to him earlier, but had such a terrible memory (just look at his grades!) that Botan ended up explaining to the other three what Yusuke had tried to explain about Botan's earlier explanation (A/N: fwwweh...).
"There's something else," Botan added when she was done explaining. "The reason why I wasn't here when you all got back. KoEnma...he called me back to the Reikai; he said he wanted to see me about something. But when I got there, I...I only saw Sam. But he was sitting at KoEnma's desk. Then KoEnma rushed in, calling Sam KoEnma and Sam calling KoEnma Sam (A/N: are any of you getting this?). Sam, or KoEnma...ummm... the guy behind the desk said that he was KoEnma, but in Sam's body and then he pointed out that Sam was in his body." Botan stopped because she realized how confusing what she was saying was, and looked up to see if anyone was following what she was saying.
Kurama and Hiei nodded that they understood and Kuwabara and Yusuke looked as clueless as ever, so Botan automatically knew everything was as it should be and kept talking. "Sam, err, KoEnma said that it had to be the cause of a very powerful demon and he thinks that it's Gimokodan. He said that we all would have to be very careful about whom we hang around unless we want to end up in the other person's body." Yusuke and Kuwabara had stopped listening all together because they didn't get it in the first place and were now arm wrestling.
"Hn," said Hiei. Everybody took this as, "Baka Ningens."
Kurama got their attention and tried to sum up to them what Botan had just acknowledged, "Botan is saying that KoEnma and Sam have switched bodies, but still think and act like their normal selves despite their new appearances. The KoEnma in Sam's body warned us that Gimokodan, the beast that we're after, has the ability to make this body switching occur. Therefore, we must be careful if we don't want it to happen to us."
"Ohh!!!" exclaimed the two Ningens (Yusuke and Kuwabara...duh) in unison. "Now we get it."
"Good, because it's going to happen to you right...now," hissed an evil voice (A/N: I'll give you three guesses who it is!) ZAP!!!! SNAP!!!! POP!!!!! BOOM!!! BANG!!! ETC!!!!! A large ball of green lightening appeared in the middle of the group of spirit detectives and Botan (they were standing in a circle, very convenient for this sort of thing). The ball exploded with a flash and shot out into five directions- one strand of lightning at each person. The blow knocked all of them backwards and they lay unconscious in the middle of Genkai's living room; noon exactly.
A/N: Sorry I took so long to update the story. My school just ended a day ago (Tuesday June 10th) and I've had the usual rush of projects that the teachers give their students at the end of the year. Actually, I really was just lazy and unsure how I was going to start this chapter. I really wanted the characters to switch bodies in this chapter or at least start to (I do it so you readers don't think I drag on too much with unimportant Mish Mash instead of getting to the point- which I do- but not in most of my writings, just this one ;P). I know you all have different ideas about who should switch with whom, but I've already decided, so sorry! If only I could find the piece of paper I wrote it down on... oh well!! However, I'd like to see who you all think should switch with whom anyway because it's funny! Hope you liked this chapter and aren't getting fed up with the extensive writing!