The Clichéd Body Switching, YYH Style
Chapter 4: Characters Inside Other Characters
If anyone were to walk into the living room of Genkai's house at 1:00 in the afternoon, they would find quite an unnerving scene. Four teenage boys (one very short compared to the others, and arguably a child, but defiantly not one. If he were one, he would be very strange and gothic; the latter confirming that he must be a teenager) and one teenage girl all unconscious and laying sprawled across the floor. Any normal adult in the town they lived in (or probably any adult indeed) would most likely think that these "radical youngins" were part of some "wild group" and had been partying (A/N: but there's no streamers or anything in the room; let alone alcohol?!) all last night into the morning and taking drugs like LSD, ecstasy, heroine, etc. (A/N: 8D) and were now all knocked out because of it.
Now, there is one adult who would not, mainly because she owns the house. Yes my friends, or just all you people, I mean Genkai. (A/N: I'm only mentioning this because she will shortly enter the story; no, not in this chapter!) But, as it happens, she didn't enter at all. This was a despicably good thing because none of the spirit group had told her that they would be there.
"Uhhgg..." groaned Botan as she tried to stand up. She fell back down on her knees. Something really bad has happened here...she thought looking around. Then she remembered the extraordinary ball of lightning that had stuck them all. The bubbly orange haired spirit guider (A/N: Yes. I said orange haired. Yes. It was on purpose.) at length arose with the help of the wall. She felt quite a bit taller than she remembered herself to be. She began to brush the dust off herself, and looked down at herself. She experienced great shock when she performed this action because she found that she was now...
"Uhhgg..." groaned Hiei. His eyed fluttered open and he saw instant black; all over. He reached his hands out toward the blackness and lifted Hiei of himself. Wait... Hiei thought, I'm Hiei, but I just lifted myself off of... myself? He hung his head over to consider what had just happened. Long hair brushed his face. Damn... my hair un- spiked. Then he took a moment to examine the hair that had come unspiked. It was a brilliant red, or a deep pink. Therefore, he determined it was time to see what had happened to him, and looked down at himself and discovered that he had become...
"Uhhhhgggg..." was the sound that escaped Yusuke's lips as he carefully opened his pretty pink eyes, although at the time, he was unaware of his beautiful new eye color that boys would, in the future, swoon over. He stared blankly at the ceiling, trying to recollect his thoughts. He vaguely remembered a creepy voice confirming that something...what was it?... was to happen to him. Then all he could recollect was a radiant green light shooting straight at him. This all confused him very much, but he concluded that either Kurama or Botan would know what had happened. He looked around. He discovered that Kuwabara was leaning jadedly against one of the walls staring at his hands in what looked like disbelief. Shrugging it off, he glanced to his right. Good, he thought. Kurama was sitting in a corner with his head down. He got up to go question his intellectual friend on what had happened earlier. But as he got up, his legs brushed together underneath a towel or a blanket wrapped around his lower half. He stared down at himself, wondering where his clothes were, when he saw that he was wearing some kind pink blanket wrapped around his entire body; held in place by a blue ribbon bow thing (goodness, Yusuke is so stupid that he doesn't even know what the outfit called...), a shade or two darker blue than Botan's hair. Oh shit, he thought when he grasped the fact that he had morphed into...
Kuwabara was, in spite of everything, still conked out. However, he was envisioning in a dream him and all his friends. There was something very strange about his dream; he couldn't place it though. All of his companions were acting like one another, that was it he though to himself in this dream. It was extremely entertaining watching Botan try to play the part of Urameshi, although she did the impression very well. And Kurama was acting double cool with knobs by being all dark and silent like Hiei, instead of being his slightly girly persona (A/N: NO, I love Kurama and think of him as anything but girly, but in Kurama's fight with Genbu, Kuwabara calls his rose whip 'girly,' so that is where the reference is). He thought it was all good and well, until he realized that he was looking at himself, or rather, his body and it was acting like bubbly Botan. This shook him severely, and woke him up. Opening his eyes, he stared at the floor and felt a major bump on his forehead. He rolled over and faced the ceiling, gently touching the bump on his forehead and found that it was more like a small growth. Subsequently, he poked it to see what it would do, since he couldn't see it because of its position. He was shocked to learn that it hurt; kind of like someone poking him in an eye. But his stomach did a real flip-flop when he gathered the knowledge within him and found that he was...
Lastly, Kurama woke up with a little Ugggghhhh and sat up. When his vision focused, he found himself staring at the wall. He couldn't hear anything behind him, and thought that he was the first one awake from the blow of the green lightning. He began to recall what had happened, and knew that the lightning was Gimokodan's spirit energy. "Oh no..." he mumbled aloud, but quietly enough that the others who he thought where unconscious, but really weren't, couldn't hear him. He calmly took in the fact that he no longer was in his own body. But then he discovered whose body he occupied and was so startled that he was at a loss for words, or sounds. No, I'm so...so... My beauty...it's all gone! I'm slightly...hideous!!! he frantically contemplated. He was going to have to change some of the appearances of the body he was now in, which he sadly knew was...
Silence... and then, "SQUIRREL GOES WHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE!" could be heard as a squirrel sporting (A/N: Wearing, not throwing around like a ball) a red cape flew passed the window. And that broke the trails of thoughts in each person's head. The string had snapped, and reality took over.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO!!!" screamed five very distraught spirit...uh...detectives/demons/Death. All of them instantly leapt at each other and tried to switch their bodies back to normal.
"ALRIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH!" shouted Kurama in Yusuke. "We all have to be calm about this...and we've got to find out how to switch back and then find this Gimokodan demon, and either give him to KoEnma, er, the KoEnma in Sam's body or kill him." Everyone began to calm down and try to grasp and accept the fact that they were going to be stuck in the bodies they were in for a while. Although, in their minds, they were still going spastic.
"Well," concluded Yusuke in Botan's body, "if I'm in this body, I might as well have some fun in it." As started to pat at his, um, Botan's (A/N: This gender thing is going to be difficult...) chest. Botan in Kuwabara's body tried to whack Yusuke in her body with her oar, realized she no longer had it, got out Kuwabara's spirit sword, and whacked him, um, her, um...yeah, with that. She then started to whack Kuwabara in Hiei's body with it because he began to join in with Yusuke in Botan's body and pat her, um, his?... chest. Hiei in Kurama's body then coldly (Kurama in human form saying something coldly?) acknowledged that if she, um, he (Botan in Kuwabara) mutilated any part of his body (Hiei's real body) in the slightest, then he would destroy Botan's body and the body she was in. Which made Kuwabara in Hiei's body start bawling that he would kill the shrimp if he touched his real body (which looked kind of funny since he was IN the shrimp's body).
"This is going to be a very long assignment," said Kurama in Yusuke's body, but no one else could hear him since they were all arguing; except Yusuke in Botan who was excitedly flying Botan's oar and crashing into the walls and ceiling over and over thinking it was the coolest thing in the world besides beating up Kuwabara (not when Botan was in his body though).
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A/N: Well, what do you know, fourth chapter and still no plot to this damn story!!! It is beginning to become a bit confusing for me to write this; the gender thing with Yusuke/Botan/Kuwabara's body is killing my brain! Although, I'm sure it might be very confusing to read and I have, therefore, devised these charts of characters and who goes into whom to clear things up. Just follow the arrows and person goes into the next person:
* Kurama-Yusuke-Botan-Kuwabara-Hiei-Kurama
* KoEnma and Sam just switch between themselves.
So now that that's over, I have a question for the readers: I have three formats in which I can continue in and I need to know which one is least confusing/best to use; I can call each character by the names of the bodies they're in (i.e. I'll call the Botan in Kuwabara, Kuwabara), I can call the bodies by the characters inside them (i.e. I'll call the Botan in Kuwabara's body, Botan), or I can continue as I have been (i.e. the Botan in Kuwabara's body). I know the latter is probably the least confusing, but it will probably get annoying to read (and type...). The first one, you will have to remember that it's really another soul saying things in the body, and opposite for the second. (God, this is confusing, annoying, and obnoxious...). Oh yeah! I'd like to thank all of you who sent me your ideas on who should be whom; I even changed one switch that I had already made in order to make it better based on these review (Kuwabara into Hiei). I'd also like the readers to remember that there are some other, lesser characters in YYH that I have yet to toy with...BWAHAHAHA!!! Thanks for reading!!!
Chapter 4: Characters Inside Other Characters
If anyone were to walk into the living room of Genkai's house at 1:00 in the afternoon, they would find quite an unnerving scene. Four teenage boys (one very short compared to the others, and arguably a child, but defiantly not one. If he were one, he would be very strange and gothic; the latter confirming that he must be a teenager) and one teenage girl all unconscious and laying sprawled across the floor. Any normal adult in the town they lived in (or probably any adult indeed) would most likely think that these "radical youngins" were part of some "wild group" and had been partying (A/N: but there's no streamers or anything in the room; let alone alcohol?!) all last night into the morning and taking drugs like LSD, ecstasy, heroine, etc. (A/N: 8D) and were now all knocked out because of it.
Now, there is one adult who would not, mainly because she owns the house. Yes my friends, or just all you people, I mean Genkai. (A/N: I'm only mentioning this because she will shortly enter the story; no, not in this chapter!) But, as it happens, she didn't enter at all. This was a despicably good thing because none of the spirit group had told her that they would be there.
"Uhhgg..." groaned Botan as she tried to stand up. She fell back down on her knees. Something really bad has happened here...she thought looking around. Then she remembered the extraordinary ball of lightning that had stuck them all. The bubbly orange haired spirit guider (A/N: Yes. I said orange haired. Yes. It was on purpose.) at length arose with the help of the wall. She felt quite a bit taller than she remembered herself to be. She began to brush the dust off herself, and looked down at herself. She experienced great shock when she performed this action because she found that she was now...
"Uhhgg..." groaned Hiei. His eyed fluttered open and he saw instant black; all over. He reached his hands out toward the blackness and lifted Hiei of himself. Wait... Hiei thought, I'm Hiei, but I just lifted myself off of... myself? He hung his head over to consider what had just happened. Long hair brushed his face. Damn... my hair un- spiked. Then he took a moment to examine the hair that had come unspiked. It was a brilliant red, or a deep pink. Therefore, he determined it was time to see what had happened to him, and looked down at himself and discovered that he had become...
"Uhhhhgggg..." was the sound that escaped Yusuke's lips as he carefully opened his pretty pink eyes, although at the time, he was unaware of his beautiful new eye color that boys would, in the future, swoon over. He stared blankly at the ceiling, trying to recollect his thoughts. He vaguely remembered a creepy voice confirming that something...what was it?... was to happen to him. Then all he could recollect was a radiant green light shooting straight at him. This all confused him very much, but he concluded that either Kurama or Botan would know what had happened. He looked around. He discovered that Kuwabara was leaning jadedly against one of the walls staring at his hands in what looked like disbelief. Shrugging it off, he glanced to his right. Good, he thought. Kurama was sitting in a corner with his head down. He got up to go question his intellectual friend on what had happened earlier. But as he got up, his legs brushed together underneath a towel or a blanket wrapped around his lower half. He stared down at himself, wondering where his clothes were, when he saw that he was wearing some kind pink blanket wrapped around his entire body; held in place by a blue ribbon bow thing (goodness, Yusuke is so stupid that he doesn't even know what the outfit called...), a shade or two darker blue than Botan's hair. Oh shit, he thought when he grasped the fact that he had morphed into...
Kuwabara was, in spite of everything, still conked out. However, he was envisioning in a dream him and all his friends. There was something very strange about his dream; he couldn't place it though. All of his companions were acting like one another, that was it he though to himself in this dream. It was extremely entertaining watching Botan try to play the part of Urameshi, although she did the impression very well. And Kurama was acting double cool with knobs by being all dark and silent like Hiei, instead of being his slightly girly persona (A/N: NO, I love Kurama and think of him as anything but girly, but in Kurama's fight with Genbu, Kuwabara calls his rose whip 'girly,' so that is where the reference is). He thought it was all good and well, until he realized that he was looking at himself, or rather, his body and it was acting like bubbly Botan. This shook him severely, and woke him up. Opening his eyes, he stared at the floor and felt a major bump on his forehead. He rolled over and faced the ceiling, gently touching the bump on his forehead and found that it was more like a small growth. Subsequently, he poked it to see what it would do, since he couldn't see it because of its position. He was shocked to learn that it hurt; kind of like someone poking him in an eye. But his stomach did a real flip-flop when he gathered the knowledge within him and found that he was...
Lastly, Kurama woke up with a little Ugggghhhh and sat up. When his vision focused, he found himself staring at the wall. He couldn't hear anything behind him, and thought that he was the first one awake from the blow of the green lightning. He began to recall what had happened, and knew that the lightning was Gimokodan's spirit energy. "Oh no..." he mumbled aloud, but quietly enough that the others who he thought where unconscious, but really weren't, couldn't hear him. He calmly took in the fact that he no longer was in his own body. But then he discovered whose body he occupied and was so startled that he was at a loss for words, or sounds. No, I'm so...so... My beauty...it's all gone! I'm slightly...hideous!!! he frantically contemplated. He was going to have to change some of the appearances of the body he was now in, which he sadly knew was...
Silence... and then, "SQUIRREL GOES WHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE!" could be heard as a squirrel sporting (A/N: Wearing, not throwing around like a ball) a red cape flew passed the window. And that broke the trails of thoughts in each person's head. The string had snapped, and reality took over.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO!!!" screamed five very distraught spirit...uh...detectives/demons/Death. All of them instantly leapt at each other and tried to switch their bodies back to normal.
"ALRIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH!" shouted Kurama in Yusuke. "We all have to be calm about this...and we've got to find out how to switch back and then find this Gimokodan demon, and either give him to KoEnma, er, the KoEnma in Sam's body or kill him." Everyone began to calm down and try to grasp and accept the fact that they were going to be stuck in the bodies they were in for a while. Although, in their minds, they were still going spastic.
"Well," concluded Yusuke in Botan's body, "if I'm in this body, I might as well have some fun in it." As started to pat at his, um, Botan's (A/N: This gender thing is going to be difficult...) chest. Botan in Kuwabara's body tried to whack Yusuke in her body with her oar, realized she no longer had it, got out Kuwabara's spirit sword, and whacked him, um, her, um...yeah, with that. She then started to whack Kuwabara in Hiei's body with it because he began to join in with Yusuke in Botan's body and pat her, um, his?... chest. Hiei in Kurama's body then coldly (Kurama in human form saying something coldly?) acknowledged that if she, um, he (Botan in Kuwabara) mutilated any part of his body (Hiei's real body) in the slightest, then he would destroy Botan's body and the body she was in. Which made Kuwabara in Hiei's body start bawling that he would kill the shrimp if he touched his real body (which looked kind of funny since he was IN the shrimp's body).
"This is going to be a very long assignment," said Kurama in Yusuke's body, but no one else could hear him since they were all arguing; except Yusuke in Botan who was excitedly flying Botan's oar and crashing into the walls and ceiling over and over thinking it was the coolest thing in the world besides beating up Kuwabara (not when Botan was in his body though).
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A/N: Well, what do you know, fourth chapter and still no plot to this damn story!!! It is beginning to become a bit confusing for me to write this; the gender thing with Yusuke/Botan/Kuwabara's body is killing my brain! Although, I'm sure it might be very confusing to read and I have, therefore, devised these charts of characters and who goes into whom to clear things up. Just follow the arrows and person goes into the next person:
* Kurama-Yusuke-Botan-Kuwabara-Hiei-Kurama
* KoEnma and Sam just switch between themselves.
So now that that's over, I have a question for the readers: I have three formats in which I can continue in and I need to know which one is least confusing/best to use; I can call each character by the names of the bodies they're in (i.e. I'll call the Botan in Kuwabara, Kuwabara), I can call the bodies by the characters inside them (i.e. I'll call the Botan in Kuwabara's body, Botan), or I can continue as I have been (i.e. the Botan in Kuwabara's body). I know the latter is probably the least confusing, but it will probably get annoying to read (and type...). The first one, you will have to remember that it's really another soul saying things in the body, and opposite for the second. (God, this is confusing, annoying, and obnoxious...). Oh yeah! I'd like to thank all of you who sent me your ideas on who should be whom; I even changed one switch that I had already made in order to make it better based on these review (Kuwabara into Hiei). I'd also like the readers to remember that there are some other, lesser characters in YYH that I have yet to toy with...BWAHAHAHA!!! Thanks for reading!!!