A/N If you're offended who gives a shit. You have no reason to be. If you've seen the movie I don't think this'll make sense to you as its based on details I read in the book. This is an alternate epilogue. Its short but oh well, most of my brilliant ideas never last. If you think this is funny please express your thoughts in the form of a review. Here goes nothing
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Deep in the woods of western Colorado, a man was sitting in a bedrock bunker decorated primarily with screens, buttons, wires, love beads, dreamcatchers, and god's eyes. He sighed, his golden mane fanning out around him..
"That was a close one Rothschild.."
"Yes it was. Fuck me Freddy, I'm glad it's over."
The man looked up at Rothschild. "We came close though. If team Cavell hadn't come through…fucking damn shit, Goldfarb, I don't know what we would've done."
Goldfarb sat down next to Rothschild on the rainbow loveseat, swinging his Doc Martins onto the wooden coffee table situated in the center of the bunker.
"It did man, don't worry. The world is safe and byrum free. Too bad Beaver Clairdon had to die, though. I liked that one. He was the smartest of the bunch. Duddits in close second." He let out a deep breath.
"Sacrifices must be made. Alas, sad but true."
Goldfarb typed some words into the computer. "Did the U.S. Army clean up crew do as instructed?"
"Yep."
"And that asshole Kurtz or whatever his name is. He in hell where he belongs?"
"The chip implanted in his skull shows no report of heart beat or brainwaves. So unless he managed to convince Saint Peter that he murdered millions of innocent people by accident then I should think so."
"Good. This went almost as well as Roswell. Poor civilians. Now lets get busy. I've checked our files and we've don't something hideously unfair."
At this Rothschild was alert. " What? Did you pull another Elvis? If I've told you once I'll tell you again its just not right to taunt people with images of famous dead people…" he trailed off.
"No, no. It's much more serious than that, Rothie. We've given lesbians the Doc Martins, but we forgot to give the guys a signal!"
Rothie was horrified. "Oh no! That's fuckin terrible! Let's get right on it!"
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A/N So corny yeah funny definitely just another motion picture from the mind of me. Wadda ya think?