Title: Come sail on the S.S. Oatmeal
Summary: Random poem. Don't blame me, blame the monkeys.
Dedicated to: Chelschels, who helped me out with some of the lines. ;D
Disclaimer: I don't OWN Johnny Depp....how can you OWN Johnny Depp????? But I dun own Jack Sparrow, either.
A/N: REVIEW OR I'LL KILL YOU!!!! *holds up knife menacingly*

COME SAIL ON THE S.S. OATMEAL
By: Cyd and ChelsChels

Come sail on the S.S. Oatmeal,
Where we all get a special feel

For a beloved Cap'n Jack Sparrow.
He's not gay he's straight as an arrow!

Except when it comes to men...
He's always fruity then.

But we all LOVE a fruit,
So he's our new recruit!

RECRUIT FOR THE S.S. OATMEAL!
Because of his RAVISHING sex appeal.

Although this poem is rather corny,
He still makes all of us horny.

So next time you see o' Cap'n Jack,
Don't hesitate to give it a whack,

Because abstainance can be a trick.
(Unless you're playing with your dick.)