Ch. 2 ALL HAIL THE KING
Heyo!
This second chapter will have my vbf (very best friend), Tori (gothicvampireprincess) as Saya; Poo is also going to be in it. I LUV POO! Everyone who luvs Poo say Poo! POO! Ummm. sorry about that. And people don't steal my king idea *cough (Tori)*.
Tori stole my idea! Waaaaaaaaaaaaa! *sniffle*
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FROZEN
REWIND
UNFREEZE
Yusuke: Then if it's not Kurama's birthday, who's is it?
Kymara: The birthday boy is. POO!
*everyone falls anime style*
Shizuru: Don't tell me we have to sing happy birthday to Poo!
*Saya appears* it's KING POO, not poo!
Everyone: King?
Saya: Yeah king. Me and Kymara stole a, I-I- mean BOUGHT Poo a crown and he became king.
*Poo appears* poo, poo, poooo, poo, poo.
*translator appears* poo says; bow down to me for I have arrived, I AM THE KING!
Yusuke: WHAT!?! Now don't tell me that we're going to have to follow orders from a stupid, blue, bird!
::TWACK:: *Kymara hits Yusuke on the head with the cookie tray* *it knocks him out*
Kymara and Saya: Stupid, that's not what he said *yells at translator* tell the truth!
Translator: Okay, okay! *sigh* did you finish backing the cakes. *he says in a boring tone*
Kymara: YEP! I finished all the cakes!
Saya: ALL 37 FLAVORS!?! *she says while wiping the drool of her chin*
*everyone else notices that the have drool on their chin, too, wipes it of with their sleeves*
*Saya unrolls a red velvet carpet* OH NO!!! I forgot the traditional "happy birthday chair"
Kymara: Don't worry Saya. I always bring my portable one. DU-TA-RAN. *takes out a rolly-chair*
*Yusuke gets back up* Hey that isn't the birthday ch~
::TWACK:: *Kymara hit's him on the head again*
*the really slow Kurama* hey isn't that MY rolly-chair!
Saya: Grrrrr.
Kurama: UM. never mind. I-I think that I'm mistaken. -_- ;
Botan: Wow! Just look at her! She looks like she's about to jump out at him!
Kymara: she doesn't jump; she pounces.
::POUNCE::
*Kurama screams for dear life* AAHHHHHHHH~ Botan: WOW! LOOK AT THAT. What-what- is she. doing?
Kymara: eating.
Everyone: EWWW! -
*Saya gets up and wipes Kurama's blood off her face with the sleeve of her blue jacket*
(A/N: Kurama is still alive, okay. I don't want to kill him yet. I just wanted to make him suffer. He he he.)
Saya: YUCK! GROSS! Blood too pure, too much kindness, need evilness. *leeches on to Hiei*
Hiei: aw~ WHAT THE FUCK! AHHHH! GET OFF! GET OFF!
(A/N: Saya is part vampire. k. that will help you understand the blood sucking.)
::SLURP::
Hiei: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU!
Saya: umm, umm. *looks around, Kymara passes her the cookie tray*
::TWACK:: *hits Hiei on the head*
Saya: That's better. Anyone else want to know what I am? Anyone.
....
*Hiei gets up, doesn't remember anything, and is loony*
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=later after everyone sings happy birthday to Poo=
*Poo blows on the candles, blows nothing but air*
Poo: poo, poo, poo, poo, pooo!
Yusuke: ALL RIGHT! WHO THE HELL FORGOT THE CANDLES!
*half eaten Kurama goes off to hide under the table*
Kymara: Saya, didn't YOU have the candles?
Saya: NO! I thought that you had them.
Kymara: What!?! What made you think that?
Saya: Well, DUH! You made the cakes!
Grrrrr!! *both of the girls get ready to pounce*
Shizuru: WAIT!
*they freeze*
Shizuru: We can use the candle that we were saving for Kuwabara *takes out a candle that reads "I'm a big boy now" *
Kymara and Saya: That'll work.
*places candle on cake*
*Poo makes a wish and blows out the candle*
::POP:: *Poo's wish comes true*
*Koenma appears on those roasting sticks that go above a fire*
Koenma: Hey what am I doing here? *glances a Kurama's body still hiding under the table* AHHH! DON'T TELL ME I'M GOING TO END UP LIKE KURAMA !?!
Kymara: No. We've got something special planned for you.
*everyone puts on an evil smirk*
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A/N: Wasn't this chapter so evil. Who ever knew Poo COULD be evil?
I know I said on my bio that I wouldn't post another chapter until I got five reviews, but I felt like posting this TODAY. And what I want needs to happen when I want it and where I want it or ALL HELL UNLEASHES! MUWAHAHAHAH!
~Kymara
Heyo!
This second chapter will have my vbf (very best friend), Tori (gothicvampireprincess) as Saya; Poo is also going to be in it. I LUV POO! Everyone who luvs Poo say Poo! POO! Ummm. sorry about that. And people don't steal my king idea *cough (Tori)*.
Tori stole my idea! Waaaaaaaaaaaaa! *sniffle*
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FROZEN
REWIND
UNFREEZE
Yusuke: Then if it's not Kurama's birthday, who's is it?
Kymara: The birthday boy is. POO!
*everyone falls anime style*
Shizuru: Don't tell me we have to sing happy birthday to Poo!
*Saya appears* it's KING POO, not poo!
Everyone: King?
Saya: Yeah king. Me and Kymara stole a, I-I- mean BOUGHT Poo a crown and he became king.
*Poo appears* poo, poo, poooo, poo, poo.
*translator appears* poo says; bow down to me for I have arrived, I AM THE KING!
Yusuke: WHAT!?! Now don't tell me that we're going to have to follow orders from a stupid, blue, bird!
::TWACK:: *Kymara hits Yusuke on the head with the cookie tray* *it knocks him out*
Kymara and Saya: Stupid, that's not what he said *yells at translator* tell the truth!
Translator: Okay, okay! *sigh* did you finish backing the cakes. *he says in a boring tone*
Kymara: YEP! I finished all the cakes!
Saya: ALL 37 FLAVORS!?! *she says while wiping the drool of her chin*
*everyone else notices that the have drool on their chin, too, wipes it of with their sleeves*
*Saya unrolls a red velvet carpet* OH NO!!! I forgot the traditional "happy birthday chair"
Kymara: Don't worry Saya. I always bring my portable one. DU-TA-RAN. *takes out a rolly-chair*
*Yusuke gets back up* Hey that isn't the birthday ch~
::TWACK:: *Kymara hit's him on the head again*
*the really slow Kurama* hey isn't that MY rolly-chair!
Saya: Grrrrr.
Kurama: UM. never mind. I-I think that I'm mistaken. -_- ;
Botan: Wow! Just look at her! She looks like she's about to jump out at him!
Kymara: she doesn't jump; she pounces.
::POUNCE::
*Kurama screams for dear life* AAHHHHHHHH~ Botan: WOW! LOOK AT THAT. What-what- is she. doing?
Kymara: eating.
Everyone: EWWW! -
*Saya gets up and wipes Kurama's blood off her face with the sleeve of her blue jacket*
(A/N: Kurama is still alive, okay. I don't want to kill him yet. I just wanted to make him suffer. He he he.)
Saya: YUCK! GROSS! Blood too pure, too much kindness, need evilness. *leeches on to Hiei*
Hiei: aw~ WHAT THE FUCK! AHHHH! GET OFF! GET OFF!
(A/N: Saya is part vampire. k. that will help you understand the blood sucking.)
::SLURP::
Hiei: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU!
Saya: umm, umm. *looks around, Kymara passes her the cookie tray*
::TWACK:: *hits Hiei on the head*
Saya: That's better. Anyone else want to know what I am? Anyone.
....
*Hiei gets up, doesn't remember anything, and is loony*
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=later after everyone sings happy birthday to Poo=
*Poo blows on the candles, blows nothing but air*
Poo: poo, poo, poo, poo, pooo!
Yusuke: ALL RIGHT! WHO THE HELL FORGOT THE CANDLES!
*half eaten Kurama goes off to hide under the table*
Kymara: Saya, didn't YOU have the candles?
Saya: NO! I thought that you had them.
Kymara: What!?! What made you think that?
Saya: Well, DUH! You made the cakes!
Grrrrr!! *both of the girls get ready to pounce*
Shizuru: WAIT!
*they freeze*
Shizuru: We can use the candle that we were saving for Kuwabara *takes out a candle that reads "I'm a big boy now" *
Kymara and Saya: That'll work.
*places candle on cake*
*Poo makes a wish and blows out the candle*
::POP:: *Poo's wish comes true*
*Koenma appears on those roasting sticks that go above a fire*
Koenma: Hey what am I doing here? *glances a Kurama's body still hiding under the table* AHHH! DON'T TELL ME I'M GOING TO END UP LIKE KURAMA !?!
Kymara: No. We've got something special planned for you.
*everyone puts on an evil smirk*
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A/N: Wasn't this chapter so evil. Who ever knew Poo COULD be evil?
I know I said on my bio that I wouldn't post another chapter until I got five reviews, but I felt like posting this TODAY. And what I want needs to happen when I want it and where I want it or ALL HELL UNLEASHES! MUWAHAHAHAH!
~Kymara