Thanks guys, for your support and the ideas. Let the madness begin!


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Oh, and I apologize in advance for any OOCness



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"Hey, has anyone see Yami anywhere?" Yugi said as he looked around. "I haven't heard from him in two or three


hours. D'you think he's okay?" "The only people I'm going to be worried about are Jou and Honda," Anzu said offhandedly.


Then... "Check." Anzu and Ryou were playing chess. (You know, those outdoor chess tables that you always find in parks.


Don't ask me why though...) Ryou blinked, then moved one of his remaining pawns. "Check and Mate." "Seriously, I'm getting


really worried," Yugi said before who should run up but Jou and Honda. They collapsed in a heap, panting. "Man, I neva seen


Yami so mad," Jou wheezed. "Are you two okay?" "We almost got blasted to the Shadow Realm because _this_ genius-" Honda


jabbed Jou in the side as he spoke, "Decided we had to jump out of a tree and land on Yami." "Nobody said you had ta do it,"


Jou growled, "And how was I supposed ta know dat his hiccups were already gone?" "It's called listening, baka! You might


wanna try it one of these days!" "Aww, is the Inu[1] having a fight with his little friends?" They all turned to see Seto


Kaiba watching them. "Buzz off creep!" "Down boy," Kaiba[2] said, smirking as Jou nearly lunged at him. Then he grew serious.


"Have any of you losers seen my brother?" "Mokuba? We saw him, but that was maybe an hour ago," Yugi said. "I think he


was heading that way." After Yugi pointed, Kaiba marched off in that direction without another word. "Why's Kaiba lugging a


briefcase in the park?" Ryou asked, and the rest of them shrugged.











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At the same time, a pair of very sugar-high yami's were plotting. "Y'know - HIC! - that Mok'ba kid's alright,"


Bakura said as he ate more pixi sticks. Both of them sounded like they were _very_ drunk. "Yeah," Yami said before they


both started laughing. (Ala Beavis and Butthead) "So, what'dya wanna - HIC! - do?" Bakura thought for a minute. "I know!


Get back at those - HIC! - S.O.B's that were trying to - HIC! - kill me!" Yami ate some more of his pixi stick, looking


thoughtful. "How you - HIC! - gonna do that?" Bakura grinned evilly. "I think they - HIC! - deserve some time in the -


HIC! - Shadow Realm, don't you?" "Naw," Yami said, "They'll - HIC! - expect that." Then he looked in the bag. "Damn, we're


almost - HIC! - outta sticks." "Cause you - HIC - been eating them all, stupid - HIC! - pharaoh!" Before their argument


could get any further along they heard footsteps. "Hide - HIC! - the bag!" Bakura hid the bag while they composed


themselves - the last time their Hikari's had found them eating sugar they had both been severely told off. Luckly for them,


the person that walked by was none other than Kaiba. "Well well, if it isn't Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee," he said with a


smirk. Both yamis glared - Yami because he didn't like Kaiba and Bakura because he didn't like anybody. "What do - HIC! -


_you_ want?" Bakura snarled. Kaiba smirked even more when he heard Bakura hiccuping. "I think I'll leave you two to deal


with your 'personal issues'," Kaiba said before walking away. Even before he got out of sight they could hear him laughing.


"Okay," Yami said, "Forget - HIC! - Jou, let's just kill _him_." "I have - HIC! - a better idea..." Bakura said with his


evil grin going on full blast.










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"MOKUBA! GET DOWN FROM THERE!" Grinning sheepishly, the raven-haired boy climbed down from the tree. "What took


you so long Nii-sama[3]?" "C'mon Mokuba, it's time to go." The brothers Kaiba made their way to where Seto had parked the


car[4]. There was a surprise waiting for them there, however... "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CAR?!" Seto shrieked. His beautiful


black limo was now covered in hot-pink paint. In the places that hadn't been painted a lurid shade of green. The windows,


the wheels, heck even the transmission was covered in paint. And that wasn't the worst of it. As Seto wrenched the front


door open, he was hit by a wave of liquid sewage that someone had carelessly left inside the car. Mokuba ran to avoid


getting hit by the digusting sludge, but there was nothing Seto could do. "Whoever did this," Seto growled, "They're going


to pay!" And since he stank already he got in the smelly car and tried to start in, with the intent of finding and running


down the person(s) that had done this to him. Imagine his surprise when from inside the hood a series of 'bangs' began.


Seto looked under the hood, and began cursing as he saw the firecrackers that were going off in a series of pretty


explosions. Mokuba shrugged, pulled out a camera, and took as many photos as he could, not one to miss a single moment of


blackmail. As a few more firecrackers exploded in the exhaust pipe, a rather large crowd was drawn to the scene. And they


all had cameras and plenty of film...










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"Wow, wonder who managed to pull one over Kaiba?" Jou remarked as the gang walked down the street. "All I can say is


wish I'd thought of it," Honda said. "No kiddn'." "Well, it seemed rather immature to me," Anzu said. "Actually," Ryou


said as he stopped in his tracks and stared down the road, "I think that may be slightly more juvinile." He pointed, and


they all looked and gaped. They were staring right at the Kaiba Corp building, and someone had somehow managed to both


totally TP _and_ egg it. The majority of the building was hidden from view by gobs of rotten eggs and toilet paper. "Man, I


neva thought dat much toilet paper and rotten eggs _existed_..." Jou mumbled, almost reverent in his tone. Just then the


final part of the masterpiece was revealed - a giant glowing sign that had been put up on each side of the building, and they


all said the same thing. Honda read it aloud. "Seto Kaiba is a pin-" "Don't you even THINK of finishing that sentence,


ESPECIALLY if the next word ends with an 'ick'." Honda grinned and wisely shut his trap under Anzu's glare. "Can anybody


hate Kaiba _that_ much?" "I know I do." Jou grinned. "Think dey got to his house yet?"










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"What do you mean, invite some friends?" By now, both Yami and Bakura's hiccups were long gone. They had both


nearly died laughing at the success of their car remodeling, and their redecoration of Kaiba Corp was another sensational


hit. Their next target was the Kaiba Mansion. "I mean I want to invite some friends," Bakura said. "Well...I get to invite


friends too," Yami said as Bakura lead them to of all places, the Ishtar residence. "No," Yami said in awe. "Oh yes


Pharaoh. Besides, this way they won't kill us for leaving them out." "Good point," Yami said as Bakura walked in without


knocking. "OI! MALIK!" He yelled. "WHAT?" Malik yelled from whatever room he was in. "GET DOWN HERE! I NEED YOU FOR


SOMETHING!" "NO! YOU COME UP HERE!" "NO, _YOU_ COME DOWN _HERE_!" As Yami watched this exchange with some amusement, he


heard people moving behind him and turned to see Isis and, unbelievably enough, Pegasus J. Crawford[4] himself! Yami nudged


Bakura and pointed, and the ex-Tomb Robber grinned and yelled, "MALIK, I JUST FRENCHED YOUR SISTER!" Instantly, Malik


appeared and began beating Bakura over the head with the Millennium Rod. "Ow - stop - ah - damnit - ouch - a joke you - ow!"


Yami couldn't help but laugh at the sight. "Don't kill him, we're going to need him later," he said. Isis took the more


direct approach - she grabbed the Millennium Rod and smacked all three boys with it. "Ow!" "What was that for!" "Sis -" "I


DON'T want to hear it!" With that, she dropped the Rod and left the room. Malik and Bakura each grabbed it, but before


another fight could break out Yami Malik appeared and took the Rod from both of them. "Well then," Pegasus said in some


surprise, "What's all this about?" He gulped as four pairs of eyes glared at him.









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Eheh heh heh...don't hurt me! The voices in my head told me to do it!



Thingies:


[1]Inu means dog. I think...i'm pretty sure. It's supposed to mean it!

[2]I'm calling him Kaiba expect when he's with Mokuba, and then he'll be called Seto.

[3]I think Mokuba calls his brother this. 'Onii-san' is older brother, and the 'sama' instead of 'san' means lots of respect!

[4]Peggy-kun's real name. He's American.





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