Whoa, long time since the last update. Uh, don't kill me ya'll.
Disclaimer - Just how dumb are you lot? I don't even own the computer this got typed on!
PS: Yami Malik will now be called Marik, because I can't type 'yami yadayada' over and over. Makes the fingers cramp up, dontcha know!
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Pegasus looked from one face to the next. Malik-boy, his yami, and Bakura-boy's yami still looked pretty unhappy to see him, but Yugi-boy's yami suddenly looked thoughtful.
"I thought I took care of him when I ripped out his eye," Bakura-boy muttered.
"Why's he here, anyway," he added as he looked at Malik-boy.
"He came to talk to sis about something," the blond said.
Bakura-boy suddenly looked amused.
"I see," the white-haired yami said with a sardonic grin, "But isn't he a little..._old_ for Isis? He's gotta be at least ten years older than she - urk!"
Malik-boy jumped on the other and started throttling him.
"STOP INSINUATING THINGS ABOUT MY SISTER!"
"Urk - urk - urk - urk -" went Bakura-boy.
Laughing his head off, Malik's yami tried to pry his hikari's hands off the others neck, with little success.
"Hey, Pharaoh! A little help with the Tomb Raider if you don't mind!"
Together, both yamis managed to free Bakura-boy from the blond hikari's maddened clutches. Bakura-boy rubbed his aching neck.
"You keep doing that and we just might not let you two lunatics into our plans against Kaiba," he growled.
"Ooh, Kaiba," Malik-boy said, suddenly singing a different tune, "So _you're_ the two that managed to totally TP and egg Kaiba-Corp!"
"And to think I almost wanted an autograph," his yami sighed. "I could have done such a better job -"
"Your idea of a better job is to set the place on fire while still standing on the roof, Marik," the ex-pharaoh interupted.
"We were going for his house but we ran out of ideas - and I knew you wackos would have some," Bakura-boy snapped.
"To get Kaiba? We've got a million of 'em!"
"WAIT!"
The other three looked at Marik-boy as he yelled.
"What about him?"
He pointed right at Pegasus, who hadn't even moved during the discussion.
"He'll go blabbing our plans to Kaiba!"
"I think we should bring him with us," Yugi-boy's yami said as the others agreed with Marik-boy.
"WHAT? WHY?"
"Three words," the ex-pharaoh said, grinning in demonic fashion.
"He. Has. Cash."
"Ooooh," the other three said, turning greedy eyes on Pegasus.
The American businessman swallowed nervously.
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Finally! Seto Kaiba was very relieved to be back in his mansion. His wonderful, nice, super-security-protected fortress. So what if his horoscope was against him today? Nobody could touch him in his mansion!
'You will be tormented by the forces of evil today' - Hah!' He thought as he strode through the many halls.
So what if Mokuba had decided to stay at a friends house for the next couple of days? So what if Kaiba had been forced to take a BUS home? So what if...something had totally ruined his office building...
"The first thing i'll do tommorrow is bankrupt the bus company. Yes, and then the toilet paper and egg companies! Hah-hah! That'll make them pay for pranking _me_!"
Unaware he was voicing these rather deranged thoughts aloud, Kaiba headed for one of his many bathrooms to wash off. He was still covered in sewage, after all - plus when he'd gone to investigate Kaiba Corp, a rotten egg had lost its perch on the building and chosen to reside in his hair instead.
That was when Mokuba had decided to seek less fragrant company.
To the untrained eye, the bathroom Kaiba chose looked harmless enough, nicely decorated with expensive things. The first problem Kaiba noticed, was when he got a glass of water from the sink and poured it into his hair to rinse it.
'Huh? That doesn't smell like water...'
He tried the hot water tap next, and it didn't smell like water either. If he didn't know better...he would think it smelled just like gin...
"Note to self, have someone check the faucets," he said as he jumped into the shower to clean up there instead.
But when he turned the faucets, what came out wasn't water at all - it was melted chocolate! Kaiba's genius and high-school education took a minute to think about that.
Chocolate melts at high temperatures. If this stuff was liquid, then that meant it was really hot.
Hotness equals burning.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!"
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Somewhere in Tibet -
"Hey, did you hear that?" One mountain climber asked another.
"It sounded like a yak eating bagpipes, pretty weird," said the other.
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Kaiba ran screaming, covered in chocolate and first-degree burns, down the halls of his mansion. That was it! He was going to find out who was behind all the bads things happening to him if it killed him!
Just as he stopped to catch his breath, he heard a noise behind him.
"Awo?"
Turning revealed no one. Then Kaiba looked down.
Sitting just at his feet was the small, three-toed ball of fur called Kuribo.
"Awo?"
"What the heck?"
Kaiba didn't remember turning on any holographic equipment, but decided to investigate later. Turning forwards again, he realized there was another Kuribo in front of him.
"Awo?"
"Stupid hairballs," Kaiba muttered as he stepped over it.
"Awo!"
Something bit him.
"ITAI!"
The first Kuribo had sunken its teeth deep into his leg, and Kaiba yanked it off.
"Can this day get any worse," he complained as he flung the little furball away.
"Awo!"
*munch*
"OW!"
"Awo awo!" Squawked the first Kuribo as it bounced back up. "Awo awo awwwwwoooooo!"
"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Kaiba had a sinking feeling as he looked to where the big batch of noises were coming from. About a hundred Kuribo bounced their way towards him as the first Kuribo sank its teeth into his leg again.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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"WAH HAH HAH HAH! Look at Kaiba run!"
"This was such a great idea! Yami, how did you know?"
"Well," the ex-Pharaoh said as the five of them watched Kaiba on a big-screen TV, "It's a little known fact that Kuribos love chocolate. But when you mix in a little alcohol - especially gin - they go crazy trying to get a bite! They'll do anything to get some!"
"Top you off, Yami-boy?"
"Sure," Yami said as he held out his empty glass.
Pegasus poured more 'World's Finest Fruit Juice' - currently cranberry juice spiked with vodka and corn syrup - as Kaiba's screams echoed through the room. Pegasus had paid for the live coverage of Kaiba's plight and was also recording copys to watch - and blackmail with - later.
Marik and Malik screeched with laughter as Kaiba sought refuge from the Kuribo onslaught in his kitchen.
"Look look, he just knocked over the bucket of vegetable oil! And - HERE COME THE FEATHERS!"
"What the - ACK! SPEH! WHAT THE FU - AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!"
Both blonds fell off the sofa laughing as Kaiba also discovered the entire room had been coated with lard, making everything too slippery to hold. Kaiba fell over for the umpteenth time as the Kuribo horde found him again.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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Tibet:
"Oh, that poor yak."
"Its a damn shame, putting an animal through all that," the hikers said sadly before beginning their descent from the peak of Mt Everest.
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"Yami! I haven't seen you all day," Yugi said as Yami walked in the door at 8:00 at night.
He noticed the Pharaoh was in a good mood now, and also -
"Your hiccups are gone!"
"Yes, I just had to wait for them to go away after all," Yami said.
"Did it take long?"
"Not too long, and I did find something to distract myself with, so I barely noticed," Yami reassured him, "Can I use the TV and VCR in your room, aibou?"
"Sure," Yugi said as he turned to order a pizza for dinner, not being in the mood to cook.
He spotted a tape sticking out of Yami's pocket, and wondered what could be on it. Oh well, none of his business. He was already watching the news, which was giving reports of world-famous CEO Seto Kaiba suffering a mental breakdown.
'It's a real shame Kaiba works so hard,' Yugi thought to himself as he watched.
'I wonder what happened to set him off?'
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Well, that's it. Hope ya'll enjoyed it!
Come back soon now y'hear?
Disclaimer - Just how dumb are you lot? I don't even own the computer this got typed on!
PS: Yami Malik will now be called Marik, because I can't type 'yami yadayada' over and over. Makes the fingers cramp up, dontcha know!
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Pegasus looked from one face to the next. Malik-boy, his yami, and Bakura-boy's yami still looked pretty unhappy to see him, but Yugi-boy's yami suddenly looked thoughtful.
"I thought I took care of him when I ripped out his eye," Bakura-boy muttered.
"Why's he here, anyway," he added as he looked at Malik-boy.
"He came to talk to sis about something," the blond said.
Bakura-boy suddenly looked amused.
"I see," the white-haired yami said with a sardonic grin, "But isn't he a little..._old_ for Isis? He's gotta be at least ten years older than she - urk!"
Malik-boy jumped on the other and started throttling him.
"STOP INSINUATING THINGS ABOUT MY SISTER!"
"Urk - urk - urk - urk -" went Bakura-boy.
Laughing his head off, Malik's yami tried to pry his hikari's hands off the others neck, with little success.
"Hey, Pharaoh! A little help with the Tomb Raider if you don't mind!"
Together, both yamis managed to free Bakura-boy from the blond hikari's maddened clutches. Bakura-boy rubbed his aching neck.
"You keep doing that and we just might not let you two lunatics into our plans against Kaiba," he growled.
"Ooh, Kaiba," Malik-boy said, suddenly singing a different tune, "So _you're_ the two that managed to totally TP and egg Kaiba-Corp!"
"And to think I almost wanted an autograph," his yami sighed. "I could have done such a better job -"
"Your idea of a better job is to set the place on fire while still standing on the roof, Marik," the ex-pharaoh interupted.
"We were going for his house but we ran out of ideas - and I knew you wackos would have some," Bakura-boy snapped.
"To get Kaiba? We've got a million of 'em!"
"WAIT!"
The other three looked at Marik-boy as he yelled.
"What about him?"
He pointed right at Pegasus, who hadn't even moved during the discussion.
"He'll go blabbing our plans to Kaiba!"
"I think we should bring him with us," Yugi-boy's yami said as the others agreed with Marik-boy.
"WHAT? WHY?"
"Three words," the ex-pharaoh said, grinning in demonic fashion.
"He. Has. Cash."
"Ooooh," the other three said, turning greedy eyes on Pegasus.
The American businessman swallowed nervously.
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Finally! Seto Kaiba was very relieved to be back in his mansion. His wonderful, nice, super-security-protected fortress. So what if his horoscope was against him today? Nobody could touch him in his mansion!
'You will be tormented by the forces of evil today' - Hah!' He thought as he strode through the many halls.
So what if Mokuba had decided to stay at a friends house for the next couple of days? So what if Kaiba had been forced to take a BUS home? So what if...something had totally ruined his office building...
"The first thing i'll do tommorrow is bankrupt the bus company. Yes, and then the toilet paper and egg companies! Hah-hah! That'll make them pay for pranking _me_!"
Unaware he was voicing these rather deranged thoughts aloud, Kaiba headed for one of his many bathrooms to wash off. He was still covered in sewage, after all - plus when he'd gone to investigate Kaiba Corp, a rotten egg had lost its perch on the building and chosen to reside in his hair instead.
That was when Mokuba had decided to seek less fragrant company.
To the untrained eye, the bathroom Kaiba chose looked harmless enough, nicely decorated with expensive things. The first problem Kaiba noticed, was when he got a glass of water from the sink and poured it into his hair to rinse it.
'Huh? That doesn't smell like water...'
He tried the hot water tap next, and it didn't smell like water either. If he didn't know better...he would think it smelled just like gin...
"Note to self, have someone check the faucets," he said as he jumped into the shower to clean up there instead.
But when he turned the faucets, what came out wasn't water at all - it was melted chocolate! Kaiba's genius and high-school education took a minute to think about that.
Chocolate melts at high temperatures. If this stuff was liquid, then that meant it was really hot.
Hotness equals burning.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!"
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Somewhere in Tibet -
"Hey, did you hear that?" One mountain climber asked another.
"It sounded like a yak eating bagpipes, pretty weird," said the other.
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Kaiba ran screaming, covered in chocolate and first-degree burns, down the halls of his mansion. That was it! He was going to find out who was behind all the bads things happening to him if it killed him!
Just as he stopped to catch his breath, he heard a noise behind him.
"Awo?"
Turning revealed no one. Then Kaiba looked down.
Sitting just at his feet was the small, three-toed ball of fur called Kuribo.
"Awo?"
"What the heck?"
Kaiba didn't remember turning on any holographic equipment, but decided to investigate later. Turning forwards again, he realized there was another Kuribo in front of him.
"Awo?"
"Stupid hairballs," Kaiba muttered as he stepped over it.
"Awo!"
Something bit him.
"ITAI!"
The first Kuribo had sunken its teeth deep into his leg, and Kaiba yanked it off.
"Can this day get any worse," he complained as he flung the little furball away.
"Awo!"
*munch*
"OW!"
"Awo awo!" Squawked the first Kuribo as it bounced back up. "Awo awo awwwwwoooooo!"
"AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Kaiba had a sinking feeling as he looked to where the big batch of noises were coming from. About a hundred Kuribo bounced their way towards him as the first Kuribo sank its teeth into his leg again.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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"WAH HAH HAH HAH! Look at Kaiba run!"
"This was such a great idea! Yami, how did you know?"
"Well," the ex-Pharaoh said as the five of them watched Kaiba on a big-screen TV, "It's a little known fact that Kuribos love chocolate. But when you mix in a little alcohol - especially gin - they go crazy trying to get a bite! They'll do anything to get some!"
"Top you off, Yami-boy?"
"Sure," Yami said as he held out his empty glass.
Pegasus poured more 'World's Finest Fruit Juice' - currently cranberry juice spiked with vodka and corn syrup - as Kaiba's screams echoed through the room. Pegasus had paid for the live coverage of Kaiba's plight and was also recording copys to watch - and blackmail with - later.
Marik and Malik screeched with laughter as Kaiba sought refuge from the Kuribo onslaught in his kitchen.
"Look look, he just knocked over the bucket of vegetable oil! And - HERE COME THE FEATHERS!"
"What the - ACK! SPEH! WHAT THE FU - AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!"
Both blonds fell off the sofa laughing as Kaiba also discovered the entire room had been coated with lard, making everything too slippery to hold. Kaiba fell over for the umpteenth time as the Kuribo horde found him again.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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Tibet:
"Oh, that poor yak."
"Its a damn shame, putting an animal through all that," the hikers said sadly before beginning their descent from the peak of Mt Everest.
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"Yami! I haven't seen you all day," Yugi said as Yami walked in the door at 8:00 at night.
He noticed the Pharaoh was in a good mood now, and also -
"Your hiccups are gone!"
"Yes, I just had to wait for them to go away after all," Yami said.
"Did it take long?"
"Not too long, and I did find something to distract myself with, so I barely noticed," Yami reassured him, "Can I use the TV and VCR in your room, aibou?"
"Sure," Yugi said as he turned to order a pizza for dinner, not being in the mood to cook.
He spotted a tape sticking out of Yami's pocket, and wondered what could be on it. Oh well, none of his business. He was already watching the news, which was giving reports of world-famous CEO Seto Kaiba suffering a mental breakdown.
'It's a real shame Kaiba works so hard,' Yugi thought to himself as he watched.
'I wonder what happened to set him off?'
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Well, that's it. Hope ya'll enjoyed it!
Come back soon now y'hear?