Disclaimer: I don't own Lord of the Rings, the characters, or places in
this story, except for Dolenandúnêion.
A/N: The following conversation is in Elvish.
"Legolas, Merry and Pippin are here," he called.
"Dolenandúnêion, I thought I said wait until my signal," Legolas replied.
"Since when do I obey a common Elf?"
"Um, Dolenandúnêion, I am Prince of Mirkwood, and no common Elf. You threaten yourself to say such things about me."
"I did not say that about you. I was quoting your little friend here," Dolenandúnêion said, meaning Pippin.
"Pippin is in big trouble, then."
Dolen laughed. "Elessar, the Hobbits have something to say to you," he said.
"What?" Aragorn said in the common tongue.
"Uh, sorry," Merry muttered, obviously nervous.
A/N: Back to Elvish!
The Elves laughed. "He is as bad as you are about apologies, Prince," Dolen said in Elvish.
"That is not for you to decide," Legolas replied.
"I never decided anything. I only stated the truth."
"That was uncalled-for, Dolenandúnêion," Legolas said.
"You guys! Can't you speak something we know?" Pippin asked.
"Yeah, that's really gettin' annoyin'!" Merry agreed.
"Do you even have a language of your own?" Dolenandúnêion asked. "I thought the Little People all spoke the common tongue."
"Well, we do," Merry replied.
"And we're not little people. We're Hobbits," Pippin said.
"All right," Dolen replied. "Little Hobbits. Is that better?"
"I guess, though we don't much like being called little, Elf!" Pippin replied.
A/N: Elvish again.
"He sure is mean sometimes," Dolenandúnêion said.
"You're just now realizing that?" Aragorn smiled. "On our way through the Misty Mountains, Boromir was teaching the Hobbits to fight, and accidentally nicked Pippin a little bit. Well, Pippin and Merry both decided that was not allowed, and attacked Boromir, knocked him down and everything. Kicking, hitting, gouging, the whole nine yards."
"That would have been funny," Dolenandúnêion agreed. "I bet Boromir really liked having little Hobbits beat him. By the way, did their fighting skills improve any?"
"No, they're still horrible fighters," Aragorn replied.
"You guys! The story is about Pippin, not us!" Legolas said suddenly.
"Well, we're talking about Pippin. Does that count?" Dolenandúnêion asked.
"No! Back to the story," Bulegristwen said.
"Hey, who are you?" Dolenandúnêion said.
"I'm your creator, and you better obey me! Now, back to Pippin. Thank you, Legolas." Bulegristwen vanished.
A/N: The following conversation is in Elvish.
"Legolas, Merry and Pippin are here," he called.
"Dolenandúnêion, I thought I said wait until my signal," Legolas replied.
"Since when do I obey a common Elf?"
"Um, Dolenandúnêion, I am Prince of Mirkwood, and no common Elf. You threaten yourself to say such things about me."
"I did not say that about you. I was quoting your little friend here," Dolenandúnêion said, meaning Pippin.
"Pippin is in big trouble, then."
Dolen laughed. "Elessar, the Hobbits have something to say to you," he said.
"What?" Aragorn said in the common tongue.
"Uh, sorry," Merry muttered, obviously nervous.
A/N: Back to Elvish!
The Elves laughed. "He is as bad as you are about apologies, Prince," Dolen said in Elvish.
"That is not for you to decide," Legolas replied.
"I never decided anything. I only stated the truth."
"That was uncalled-for, Dolenandúnêion," Legolas said.
"You guys! Can't you speak something we know?" Pippin asked.
"Yeah, that's really gettin' annoyin'!" Merry agreed.
"Do you even have a language of your own?" Dolenandúnêion asked. "I thought the Little People all spoke the common tongue."
"Well, we do," Merry replied.
"And we're not little people. We're Hobbits," Pippin said.
"All right," Dolen replied. "Little Hobbits. Is that better?"
"I guess, though we don't much like being called little, Elf!" Pippin replied.
A/N: Elvish again.
"He sure is mean sometimes," Dolenandúnêion said.
"You're just now realizing that?" Aragorn smiled. "On our way through the Misty Mountains, Boromir was teaching the Hobbits to fight, and accidentally nicked Pippin a little bit. Well, Pippin and Merry both decided that was not allowed, and attacked Boromir, knocked him down and everything. Kicking, hitting, gouging, the whole nine yards."
"That would have been funny," Dolenandúnêion agreed. "I bet Boromir really liked having little Hobbits beat him. By the way, did their fighting skills improve any?"
"No, they're still horrible fighters," Aragorn replied.
"You guys! The story is about Pippin, not us!" Legolas said suddenly.
"Well, we're talking about Pippin. Does that count?" Dolenandúnêion asked.
"No! Back to the story," Bulegristwen said.
"Hey, who are you?" Dolenandúnêion said.
"I'm your creator, and you better obey me! Now, back to Pippin. Thank you, Legolas." Bulegristwen vanished.