disclaimer: i dont own YYH....... if i did then there would be a random rocky horror poser in every episode!!! rocky horror is koooooool! go tim curry!!!!!!!!!!! *sings sweet transestite* transvestites are awesome! i happen to think tim curry looks adorable as dr. frankenfurter! so there!
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DemonicSpork: I give salutations to you all and many many thanks for reading my ficcy! I, naturally, will be in this fic but i wont be going by DemonicSpork. Thats too long. I will be using my sort of real name, sokty-chan. Hey, its one less sylable to pronounce.
yusuke: So what does "sokty" mean anyway? Ive never heard of that name before.
D.S.: Im not tellin. its a secret. *sticks out tounge*
kuwabara: So, in other words, you dont know what it really means right? Ill bet you just made it up.
D.S.: I DO TOO KNOW WHAT IT MEANS! I DOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im just not tellin, hmph.
everyone: O.O;
hiei: Well anywho, can we get on with the fic already? Im starting to get rather bored.
kurama: Yes, we really should get started. Before you forget or something. You have the tendency to do that.
everyone but kurama and D.S.: *nod*
D.S.: *gasp* My dear kurama! You've betrayed me!!! *starts crying very very loudly* *takes out individual packet of pringles* The pringles are the only ones who understand my culture! Youve betrayed me too! Damn chips!*sets chips on fire with magical fire breath* WAAAAH!!
everyone: O.O;;;;;;;;; ................................................
yusuke: *covers ears* Make her stop kurama! My ears are killing me!
kurama: O.O What did i do!?!?!? What did i do?!?!?!?!?
D.S.: *suddenly stops crying* You insulted my herritage. I can only feel better if you give me a hug.
kurama: Um........
kuwabara: Just do it! She'll probably start wailing again if you dont.
D.S.: *smiles*
yusuke: AW come on, y'know you wanna. *smirk*
kurama: *turns red and glares at yusuke*
DS: Im gonna cry again!!!! *starts whimpering*
kurama: Fine! *goes and hugs DS* I sorry for whatever i did! Now stop crying?
DS: Yaay! *glomps kurama* You're forgiven!
kurama: *gasps* C-c-cant...*chokes*
DS: Awrite! Now on with my ever so special ficcy!!!
kurama: *passes out from lack of air*
everyone but DS and kurama: =_=;;;
DS: ^-^
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narrarator: Its just another ordinary day in the world of yuyu hakusho. Blue skies, green grass, bright sunshine, and a big surprise in store for our heroes that will later cause them much torment and suffering.
kuwabara: Wait, wait, wait... cause us WHAT!?
narrarator: Nothing. None of your concern.
kuwabara: ..........
*we find the YYH gang all anxiously waiting in the park for some reason*
yusuke: So, why are we all waiting here again? *three fritos fall on his head* *brushes them away without noticing*
kurama: We're supposed to be waiting for Botan. It would seem that she has our next mission for us. *five fritos fall on his head* *also brushes away with barely noticing*
hiei: Hn. Probably just another little 'crisis' the spirit brat couldnt handle on his own, so of course he gets us to do his dirtywork. *four fritos fall on his head and stick in his hair* *hiei doesnt notice*
yusuke: Man, you said it! Im frikin tired of goin on these dumbass missions of the toddlers'.
*suddenly out of nowhere an oar hits usuke upside the head*
kuwabara: Hi Botan.
botan: Yusuke! How many times have i told you not to speak of Koenma-sama like that!?
yusuke: x_x *says nothing* *and more fritos fall on his head*
kuwabara: I think hes unconcious. *eats a frito* *bites tounge* DAMN! Owwie......
botan: Well, anyways, ive come to give you your next mission. It seems theres been an outbreak of a mysterious power, and its spreading chaos throughout the city.
kurama: What kind of chaos?
botan: Wel----
*suddenly a big storm of fritos rains down and covers our heroes in friotoey yumminess*
everyone: O.O; .............
botan: That........ kind of chaos.........
kuwabara: *is rolling in fritos* WHOO HOOOOO!!! Fritos are frikin awesome! *still rolling* WHEEE!!! YUMMYNESS OF THE FRITOS!! *crunch crunch* Mmmmmm!!!
hiei: Hn, moron. Wasting your life on the pathetic chips, when its clear that they are inferior to cheetos.
kuwabara: Nuh uh!! Fritos are kick ass! Fritos rule!
hiei: Cheetos!
kuwabara: Fritos!
hiei: Cheetos!
*suddenly a big blob of mashed potatoes falls from the heavens and covers Kuwabara and Hiei's heads*
kuwa and hiei: O.O *blink*
everyone else: *howling in laughter*
Botan: *rubs eye* Well, here Yusuke. Koenma-sama had this special detector made for you to track down the mysterious power and put an end to it.
yusuke *all better in the head, takes detector* Thanks...... *bites it*
botan: Yusuke! Thats not for eating! Gimme that! *snatches* It looks like I'll have to come along on this mission with you.
yusuke: *pouts*
kurama: Lets get going before more weird things fall from the sky....
*the sky clouds over and starts raining smiley-face water balloons*
kuwabara: *through mashes tatoes* AAAAAAAAAHHH! Its the end of the world! *runs up tree and hides*
hiei: *cuts down tree branch where kuwabaras hiding* You fool. If only you had taken the side of the cheetoes.
*kuwabara lands on the ground with a big thump*
kuwabara: FRITOS! *lightning bolt strikes him* AAAAAAAAH!
hiei: *smirk*
botan: Lets get out of here! Who knows what else it could rain!
*rain of smiley balloons stops* everyone looks around *big rubber ducky falls from the last cloud* all is sunny again
ducky: *squeek*
everyone: O.O
yusuke: Lets go now!
-----AND THERE OFF!!---- *gunshots* yusuke: Watch it where ya aim those damn things!! *shoots again. tee hee*
----Our heroes search the city for ten minutes. Along the way they find the energy signal getting all stronger. And they end up following the march of the army mailboxes that all came to life----
mailboxes: I, wanna rock and roll all niiiight. And party every day, I wanna rock and roll all niiiight!!!!!
yusuke: ......... Um....... why are there a buncha mailboxes singing Kiss?
kuwabara: Maybe the're fans? Who knows......
*the rain ducky starts hopping down the road*
ducky: Sqeeek sqeek sqeek SQEEK!!!
translation: There are the prisoners! Mailboxes ahoy! Grab the prisoners and retreat to base!
*all the mailboxes suddenly stop and face everyone*
mailboxes: MAZEL TOV!!!! *all start advancing on everyone with a dangerous glare in their slots*
kuwabara: AAAAH! The mailboxes are gonna kill us!
*mailboxes all jump on everyone trying to capture them*
hiei: *takes out his katana* Let them try.
kurama: *gets out rose whip*
*and before any of them could attack the mailbox captain ate everyone and directed his army to follow the ducky*
*all inside the mailbox*
yusuke: So what the hell are we gonna do now?
kurama: I dont know...... ive never been in this kind of situation before. Its rather..... interesting.
hiei: Its ridiculous. What kind of fool sends mailboxes to capture prisoners?
kuwabara: *rips open a lettter* Hey guys, look! I may have already won ten thousand dollars!
everyone but kuwabara: =_=;
yusuke: Man, nobody ever really wins those things y'know.
kuwabara: Yes they do! THEY DO I TELL YOU!!........... ooo, look. Bills. *tears up bills*
yusuke: *sniffle* I liked those bills...... theyre pretty.....
kuwabara: The bills were eeeevil! EEVIL!!
yusuke: They were my friends!!! You killed my friends!!
*kuwabara and yusuke get into a slap fight over the bills*
kurama and hiei: 0_o;
hiei: Well. Theyve finally snapped......
yusuke: *still fighting* Long live the emperor!
kuwabara: Down with the emperor!
kurama: Actually, i think theres some kind of gas in here thats making them act all crazy......
hiei: What makes you say that?
kurama: That. *points to sign on the wall*
sign reads: CAUTION: PEOPLE CRAZY GAS (does not effect demons)
hiei: Well.... that explains something......I guess.... So what do we do now?
kurama: Not a clue. Lets just wait and see what happens.
*after five minutes of them bitchslapping each other, the mailbox somes to a hault*
mailbox captain: *spits yyh gang out*
kuwabara: *is all better* Where are we?
maibox captain: At the master's house.
yusuke: Master?
MC: Go inside! The master does not wish to be kept waiting.
yusuke: Alrighty then.....
*all walk toward big mansion scary house thingy*
botan: Look, the energy signal is pointing directly at that house. Weve found the source.
kurama: Then lets go in.
*front doors suddenly open*
scary deep voice: Cooooome innn my children! Iffff you daaaare.
kuwabara: *sucks thumb* Im scared.
yusuke: Dont be a baby. Be a man.
kuwabara: Oh? That coming from a guy whos knees are shaking.
yusuke: SHUT UP! Its just..... cold in there....
botan: Enough of this! Come on! *drags kuwabara and yusuke* *hiei and kurama follow*
yusuke: Lets go to the basement!
botan: Why now?
yusuke: Duh! Havent you ever seen a horror movie?? The culprits always in the basement.
kuwabara: But isnt the culprit always in-----
yusuke:*interrupts* Lets go!
*in basement*
yusuke: What the hell?!? *stares at three guys tied up and hanging from the ceiling*
scary voice: HELLO!!! So nice to see you! *voice turns all nice and cute* These are just the members of hanson! I found them and brought them over to play! *lightning* Stay and play with me!
hiei: This is starting to freak me out.
kurama: Me too.
*a person jumps down from the ceiling*
person: HIIII!!!!
botan o_0.. And who are you?
person: I am the ever powerful..... SOKTY-CHAN! I live here. ^-^
kurama: And WHY did you tie up hanson?
sokty-chan: *jumps on kurama* YAY! A new kawaii toy to love forever!
kurama: O_O;;; Help!
sokty-chan: *huggles kurama* I ove you! *kisses cheek*
yusuke and kuwabara: *smirks evily* Heheheh.
kurama: *blushes* Let me go!
hiei: *takes out katana* Let him go and tell us who the hell you are.
sokty-chan: *doesnt let kurama go* I am the all powerful lightning demon! And these are the members of hanson. Theyre my frieeeeends.
zach: HELP US!
taylor: This crazy chicks been keeping us here for weeks!
issac: *blinks* Heh... heh.... im stoned........ heh......*falls asleep*
kurama: *still blushing* Please let me go.
sokty-chan: No. Not unless you guys promise to stay and be my friends forever. ^-^
everyone: O_O
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demonicspork: I hope you all enjoyed yourselves! The members of hanson were not harmed in any way in the making of this fic. They were just forced to model womens clothing and inhale paint fumes. ^-^
yusuke: Youre a freakin phyco. Do we HAVE to live with you?
demonic spork: Yep...... yep you do. *huggles kurama and hiei at same time*
kurama and hiei: *chike* HELP!
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DemonicSpork: I give salutations to you all and many many thanks for reading my ficcy! I, naturally, will be in this fic but i wont be going by DemonicSpork. Thats too long. I will be using my sort of real name, sokty-chan. Hey, its one less sylable to pronounce.
yusuke: So what does "sokty" mean anyway? Ive never heard of that name before.
D.S.: Im not tellin. its a secret. *sticks out tounge*
kuwabara: So, in other words, you dont know what it really means right? Ill bet you just made it up.
D.S.: I DO TOO KNOW WHAT IT MEANS! I DOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im just not tellin, hmph.
everyone: O.O;
hiei: Well anywho, can we get on with the fic already? Im starting to get rather bored.
kurama: Yes, we really should get started. Before you forget or something. You have the tendency to do that.
everyone but kurama and D.S.: *nod*
D.S.: *gasp* My dear kurama! You've betrayed me!!! *starts crying very very loudly* *takes out individual packet of pringles* The pringles are the only ones who understand my culture! Youve betrayed me too! Damn chips!*sets chips on fire with magical fire breath* WAAAAH!!
everyone: O.O;;;;;;;;; ................................................
yusuke: *covers ears* Make her stop kurama! My ears are killing me!
kurama: O.O What did i do!?!?!? What did i do?!?!?!?!?
D.S.: *suddenly stops crying* You insulted my herritage. I can only feel better if you give me a hug.
kurama: Um........
kuwabara: Just do it! She'll probably start wailing again if you dont.
D.S.: *smiles*
yusuke: AW come on, y'know you wanna. *smirk*
kurama: *turns red and glares at yusuke*
DS: Im gonna cry again!!!! *starts whimpering*
kurama: Fine! *goes and hugs DS* I sorry for whatever i did! Now stop crying?
DS: Yaay! *glomps kurama* You're forgiven!
kurama: *gasps* C-c-cant...*chokes*
DS: Awrite! Now on with my ever so special ficcy!!!
kurama: *passes out from lack of air*
everyone but DS and kurama: =_=;;;
DS: ^-^
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narrarator: Its just another ordinary day in the world of yuyu hakusho. Blue skies, green grass, bright sunshine, and a big surprise in store for our heroes that will later cause them much torment and suffering.
kuwabara: Wait, wait, wait... cause us WHAT!?
narrarator: Nothing. None of your concern.
kuwabara: ..........
*we find the YYH gang all anxiously waiting in the park for some reason*
yusuke: So, why are we all waiting here again? *three fritos fall on his head* *brushes them away without noticing*
kurama: We're supposed to be waiting for Botan. It would seem that she has our next mission for us. *five fritos fall on his head* *also brushes away with barely noticing*
hiei: Hn. Probably just another little 'crisis' the spirit brat couldnt handle on his own, so of course he gets us to do his dirtywork. *four fritos fall on his head and stick in his hair* *hiei doesnt notice*
yusuke: Man, you said it! Im frikin tired of goin on these dumbass missions of the toddlers'.
*suddenly out of nowhere an oar hits usuke upside the head*
kuwabara: Hi Botan.
botan: Yusuke! How many times have i told you not to speak of Koenma-sama like that!?
yusuke: x_x *says nothing* *and more fritos fall on his head*
kuwabara: I think hes unconcious. *eats a frito* *bites tounge* DAMN! Owwie......
botan: Well, anyways, ive come to give you your next mission. It seems theres been an outbreak of a mysterious power, and its spreading chaos throughout the city.
kurama: What kind of chaos?
botan: Wel----
*suddenly a big storm of fritos rains down and covers our heroes in friotoey yumminess*
everyone: O.O; .............
botan: That........ kind of chaos.........
kuwabara: *is rolling in fritos* WHOO HOOOOO!!! Fritos are frikin awesome! *still rolling* WHEEE!!! YUMMYNESS OF THE FRITOS!! *crunch crunch* Mmmmmm!!!
hiei: Hn, moron. Wasting your life on the pathetic chips, when its clear that they are inferior to cheetos.
kuwabara: Nuh uh!! Fritos are kick ass! Fritos rule!
hiei: Cheetos!
kuwabara: Fritos!
hiei: Cheetos!
*suddenly a big blob of mashed potatoes falls from the heavens and covers Kuwabara and Hiei's heads*
kuwa and hiei: O.O *blink*
everyone else: *howling in laughter*
Botan: *rubs eye* Well, here Yusuke. Koenma-sama had this special detector made for you to track down the mysterious power and put an end to it.
yusuke *all better in the head, takes detector* Thanks...... *bites it*
botan: Yusuke! Thats not for eating! Gimme that! *snatches* It looks like I'll have to come along on this mission with you.
yusuke: *pouts*
kurama: Lets get going before more weird things fall from the sky....
*the sky clouds over and starts raining smiley-face water balloons*
kuwabara: *through mashes tatoes* AAAAAAAAAHHH! Its the end of the world! *runs up tree and hides*
hiei: *cuts down tree branch where kuwabaras hiding* You fool. If only you had taken the side of the cheetoes.
*kuwabara lands on the ground with a big thump*
kuwabara: FRITOS! *lightning bolt strikes him* AAAAAAAAH!
hiei: *smirk*
botan: Lets get out of here! Who knows what else it could rain!
*rain of smiley balloons stops* everyone looks around *big rubber ducky falls from the last cloud* all is sunny again
ducky: *squeek*
everyone: O.O
yusuke: Lets go now!
-----AND THERE OFF!!---- *gunshots* yusuke: Watch it where ya aim those damn things!! *shoots again. tee hee*
----Our heroes search the city for ten minutes. Along the way they find the energy signal getting all stronger. And they end up following the march of the army mailboxes that all came to life----
mailboxes: I, wanna rock and roll all niiiight. And party every day, I wanna rock and roll all niiiight!!!!!
yusuke: ......... Um....... why are there a buncha mailboxes singing Kiss?
kuwabara: Maybe the're fans? Who knows......
*the rain ducky starts hopping down the road*
ducky: Sqeeek sqeek sqeek SQEEK!!!
translation: There are the prisoners! Mailboxes ahoy! Grab the prisoners and retreat to base!
*all the mailboxes suddenly stop and face everyone*
mailboxes: MAZEL TOV!!!! *all start advancing on everyone with a dangerous glare in their slots*
kuwabara: AAAAH! The mailboxes are gonna kill us!
*mailboxes all jump on everyone trying to capture them*
hiei: *takes out his katana* Let them try.
kurama: *gets out rose whip*
*and before any of them could attack the mailbox captain ate everyone and directed his army to follow the ducky*
*all inside the mailbox*
yusuke: So what the hell are we gonna do now?
kurama: I dont know...... ive never been in this kind of situation before. Its rather..... interesting.
hiei: Its ridiculous. What kind of fool sends mailboxes to capture prisoners?
kuwabara: *rips open a lettter* Hey guys, look! I may have already won ten thousand dollars!
everyone but kuwabara: =_=;
yusuke: Man, nobody ever really wins those things y'know.
kuwabara: Yes they do! THEY DO I TELL YOU!!........... ooo, look. Bills. *tears up bills*
yusuke: *sniffle* I liked those bills...... theyre pretty.....
kuwabara: The bills were eeeevil! EEVIL!!
yusuke: They were my friends!!! You killed my friends!!
*kuwabara and yusuke get into a slap fight over the bills*
kurama and hiei: 0_o;
hiei: Well. Theyve finally snapped......
yusuke: *still fighting* Long live the emperor!
kuwabara: Down with the emperor!
kurama: Actually, i think theres some kind of gas in here thats making them act all crazy......
hiei: What makes you say that?
kurama: That. *points to sign on the wall*
sign reads: CAUTION: PEOPLE CRAZY GAS (does not effect demons)
hiei: Well.... that explains something......I guess.... So what do we do now?
kurama: Not a clue. Lets just wait and see what happens.
*after five minutes of them bitchslapping each other, the mailbox somes to a hault*
mailbox captain: *spits yyh gang out*
kuwabara: *is all better* Where are we?
maibox captain: At the master's house.
yusuke: Master?
MC: Go inside! The master does not wish to be kept waiting.
yusuke: Alrighty then.....
*all walk toward big mansion scary house thingy*
botan: Look, the energy signal is pointing directly at that house. Weve found the source.
kurama: Then lets go in.
*front doors suddenly open*
scary deep voice: Cooooome innn my children! Iffff you daaaare.
kuwabara: *sucks thumb* Im scared.
yusuke: Dont be a baby. Be a man.
kuwabara: Oh? That coming from a guy whos knees are shaking.
yusuke: SHUT UP! Its just..... cold in there....
botan: Enough of this! Come on! *drags kuwabara and yusuke* *hiei and kurama follow*
yusuke: Lets go to the basement!
botan: Why now?
yusuke: Duh! Havent you ever seen a horror movie?? The culprits always in the basement.
kuwabara: But isnt the culprit always in-----
yusuke:*interrupts* Lets go!
*in basement*
yusuke: What the hell?!? *stares at three guys tied up and hanging from the ceiling*
scary voice: HELLO!!! So nice to see you! *voice turns all nice and cute* These are just the members of hanson! I found them and brought them over to play! *lightning* Stay and play with me!
hiei: This is starting to freak me out.
kurama: Me too.
*a person jumps down from the ceiling*
person: HIIII!!!!
botan o_0.. And who are you?
person: I am the ever powerful..... SOKTY-CHAN! I live here. ^-^
kurama: And WHY did you tie up hanson?
sokty-chan: *jumps on kurama* YAY! A new kawaii toy to love forever!
kurama: O_O;;; Help!
sokty-chan: *huggles kurama* I ove you! *kisses cheek*
yusuke and kuwabara: *smirks evily* Heheheh.
kurama: *blushes* Let me go!
hiei: *takes out katana* Let him go and tell us who the hell you are.
sokty-chan: *doesnt let kurama go* I am the all powerful lightning demon! And these are the members of hanson. Theyre my frieeeeends.
zach: HELP US!
taylor: This crazy chicks been keeping us here for weeks!
issac: *blinks* Heh... heh.... im stoned........ heh......*falls asleep*
kurama: *still blushing* Please let me go.
sokty-chan: No. Not unless you guys promise to stay and be my friends forever. ^-^
everyone: O_O
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demonicspork: I hope you all enjoyed yourselves! The members of hanson were not harmed in any way in the making of this fic. They were just forced to model womens clothing and inhale paint fumes. ^-^
yusuke: Youre a freakin phyco. Do we HAVE to live with you?
demonic spork: Yep...... yep you do. *huggles kurama and hiei at same time*
kurama and hiei: *chike* HELP!