disclaimer: WELLLLL????? have you been watching YYH lately? have there been any rocky horror people randomly showing up? well, there ya go. theres my answer.

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demonicspork: YAY! You came back! *hugs everyone whos reading this now* I feel oh so loved..... *sniffles* And on toppa that..... i get new playmates who love me too!!

yusuke:*waving SOS sign in backround* HELP US! I promise i'll be good!

kuwabara: She wants to make me a lab guinea pig! I HATE CHEMICALY THINGIES!! *starts crying*

DS: See? They love me oh so so much!

yusuke and kuwabara: =_=....... Shes weird.

DS: *gluing googely eyes to face* Weird? Me? You must be mistaken. *nod*

kurama: You scare me.

DS: Yay! *glomps*

everyone else: -_-;

DS: Oh, and a special big hug out to me friend chiken! (chocolate moose) Since im in her ficcy, she shall be in mine! I wuv you chiken! *while huggling kurama*

kurama: *blushes* Ive been violated.....

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narrarator: It was a darrrrrk and stormy day when the pshycotic, *sokty-chan holds up a crowbar* erm, completely and wonderfully adorable Sokty-chan kidnapped our beloved YYH gang. Please put that down now Sokty.

sokty-chan: I dowana! Its all shiny, ooooo the shinynessnesssss........

narrarator: Did you take your medicine?

sokty-chan: Yeeeeah..... *looks around* ^-^

narrarator: You didnt, did you?

sokty-chan: *runs away*

narrarator: =_=

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*all around the ever so prettiful home of THE sokty-chan it was lightningy and stormy*

botan: Why is it so stormy outside? *clicks her watch a few many hundreds of times* *it beeps*

hiei: Its concentrated only over this house..... that girl must be doing this.

sokty-chan: *pops up out of nowhere* HI! Isnt my lightning pretty? *does a lil jig*

hiei: =_= Where did you come from?

sokty-chan: Playtime! *glomps hiei* hiei: O_O

*yusuke and kuwabara suddenly come running out from the basement screaming (where hanson somehow escaped.... yes it is tragic)*

both: SHES GOT GHOSTS IN THERE!!!!!

*everyone looks at sokty-chan*

sokty-chan: ^-^ Silly rabbit! Those arent ghosts! Those are just the desperate screams of the ever so kawaii toys i own! Wanna see em?

everyone: No.

sokty-chan: Awritey then! Lets go to the basement! *drags everyone to basement with special mind control powers*

Here we are!

yusuke: Im scared.

kurama: Me too....

sokty-chan: MEEP! *opens closet door*

*Johnny Depp, Dani Filth, Marylin Manson, Andrew WK, Adam Sandler, and a magical lamp falls out*

everyone: O______O................

sokty-chan: MY TOYS!! *glomps Dani*

dani: AAAAAAH!

marylin: Nows our chance! Lets escape!!

sokty-chan: *glares at manson* *manson stops* Hee hee heee! I control all! *huggles manson*

kurama: Erm....... how long has she kept you down here anyway?

andrew: She just got me last night...... SHES A PSHYCOPATH!

sokty-chan: Awwwww, everyone lubs me! *glomps all toys*

johnny: *shuts eyes* Happy place, happy place, happy place...........

dani: I wanna go!

sokty-chan: NEVER!! *shoves all toys in special dimentional portal thing in closet*

botan: Uhmm............ OK, now im freaked out.... *presses distress button on watch*

kuwabara: *sitting in a corner sucking his thumb*

yusuke: WHY has this become our fate?!?! Whyyyyyyyyy? *eyes dart around room*

*koenma appears out if thin air*

botan: Koenma! Youre finally here!

koenma: Whats the problem?

yusuke: This chick is holding us hostage and she has weird people in her closet!!!

koenma: *looks at sokty-chan* Awww! Shes adorable! *pinches soktys cheeks* *sokty bites him* OWWIE! *cries*

kuwabara: *gigglies* Wait? why am i laughing? Now could be my chance to save us all! *picks up box* AHAHA! *slams box over sokty-chan trapping inside* Now we can escape!

*dramatic backround music*

*everyone but koenma runs toward basement door*

koenma: Why are ya trying to escape? I see no problem here. *while in backround many many zombie bats are making pretty shapes on the ceiling*



yusuke: In case you havent noticed......... shes got a tiny little sugar crazed mind and shes trying to keep us hostage here....



koenma: O_O... Ok then..... i'll come too.

*everyone runs up the stairs and are out the door on their way to sweet sweet freedom*

botan: Theres the front door! *reaches for door*

*adorable lil sock puppet pops up in front of door*

botan: Awww!

everyone else: O_O

sock puppet: Leaving so soon? But weve yet to have playtime! That makes me sad that youre leaving, how does that make youuuuuuu feel? Lets discuss our feeeeelings with one another. Its gooood to comunicate ones emotions with SPECIAL friends that are SPECIAL to us.

all: o_______O;

yusuke: Ummmm...... uh....

kuwabara: Hee hee! Lookit the lil socky! *pokes sock puppet*

sp: Now now! We keep our hands, feet, and objects to ourself at all times. And i still cant let you escape. Its against the rules.

hiei: And just WHO do you think is going to stop us from leaving? *takes out katana*

yusuke: Yeah! You lookin for a fight?

sp: Since i see talking wont help.... i'll do the right thing and tell an adult.... *raises head high* MULTIPLY!!!! *sock puppet grows up ten feet and separates into many more puppets* Now escape is futile!

other puppets: *start singing* OOGA-CHAKA OOGA-CHAKA OOGA OOGA OOGA-CHAKA! whoot whoot.

yusule: Damn.............O_O

*BOOOOOOOM*

kuwabara: What the hell was that!?

*sokty-chan somes sliding down the stair railing all dramatic like*

sokty-chan: *slips* *thump* Owwie....... ANYWAYS! You all have been very naughty trying to escape like that. Tsk tsk tsk.....

kurama: Well, id say youve been the "naughty" one for taking us prisoner like this.

sokty-chan: *jumps up and huggles kurama* I forgive you cuz i lub you! *kisses*

*kurama turns all red and tries to squirm away*

sokty-chan: *jumps off kurama and pets sock puppets* My pretties! You have done well! But i shal take it from here. heres some juu juubs! *throws juu jubs*

sock puppets: YAAAY! *chases candy* Weeeeeeee wanna be loved by you. YOU, nobody else but you. Luuuh-uuh-ove! Boo boo buh doo.

all but sokty: O.O;;;;;

hiei: Finaly those things are gone.... they freaked me out.

sokty-chan: OK!! Nowwww.... its time to play! *takes out magical lamp* Its time for you all to meet my ever so special pet, and or friend....... *rubs lamp*........ CHIKEN!!! *cloud of smoke comes from lamp* *mysterious entity emerges from smoke* CHIKY!! *hug*

yusuke: Im scared!!!

person: I be the all powerful CHIKEN! Special chicken of THE sokty-chan!!! *sees hiei* HIEI! *glomps*

hiei: Help!

sokty-chan: Yay! *also glomps hiei* *then kurama*

hiei: *dies* *not weally.... but i can pretend........ *

kuwabara:.......... so.... youre a chicken...?

chiken: NO! False! Not right! Im am CHIKEN! No two c's! Only one!..... ooooooooo *stares at the zombie bats*

kuwabara: Youre scary.....just like your friend...

chiken: Im not scary, im special!

sokty-chan; *gasp* (and again) *GASP!* You dare to call THE sokty-chan scary?!? Chiky! Attack! Id do it but i need to hug kura-chan summore. ^-^ Kuraaaaaama! *huggles*

kurama: =__=

chiken: Bark bark bark! Ima lil teapot! Lookit the tea! *pulls out crackers* Behld my power and TREMBLE! *chases kuwabara* Hahahahahaaaaaaaaeeee!!

kuwabara: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!

sokty-chan: ^-^ Ive trained her oh so well.

botan: Er....... just what is she going to do to him?

yusuke: Probably going to ..... um...... well....... what does a "chicken" do to people?

hiei: Hn, its probably going to kill him. My guess anyways.

yusuke: Yeah, youre prolly right.

sokty-chan: Now now! I have taught chiken the ancient art of frogger! She will do no such thing. *huggles kurama more*

kurama: *turns red* Cant you please let me go?! I cant breathe!

sokty-chan: Okay!

kurama:.......... what? You mean youll----

sokty-chan: Hiei! *glomps*

hiei: Help! O_o



kuwabara: HEEEEEELLLP!! Shes got crutons!

chiken: Behold my crutons!

sokty-chan: Hey! Those are my crutons!

chiken: Ahahaa-a-a-a-a-a.....AA! I have your crutons! *dances wif crutons*

sokty-chan: *cries* Me crutooooons! *dies*

chiken: O_O;.... It wasnt me... Hmm.... *thinks with special grape jelly mind of doom* (sokty has a srawberry one!) Aha! Soooookty-chaaan! *holds out kit kats*

sokty-chan: MY KIT KATS!!!! *eyes turn all glowy and red*

all but chiky and sokty-chan: O.o

*dramatic scary lightning appears on ceiling and makes the zombie bats dance*

chiken: Mwahaha! I got yur ki-i-i-it ka-a-a-aaats!

sokty-chan: Hoe dare you! Defying MeeEEEE? Your supreme guru?! WELL! YOU SHALL HAVE TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON IN PUNCTUATION!! (i rule you all) *reaches into pocket* Cockroach from hell emerge! *pulls satanic cockroach with mexican accent out of pocket*

yusuke: Its only a cockroach! I thought she'd open a demon portal from hell and make them eat us or sumthing! *cockroach thingies head grows many many many times bigger and hisses* O_O Okay nevermind.

chiken: Nuuuuuuu! Not the cockroach! *cries*

sokty-chan: Oh yes yes yes the cockroach! Behold chikys weakness! Attaaa-aa-aaack mister cockroach guy! *roachy chases chiken with the intent of giving her a time out*

chiken: AAAAAAAAAHH! THE DOOM IS SPREADING!!!! (ill get you one day lupin! *clenches fist*)

kuwabara: Ahahahahahahaha! Lookit the chiken getting chased by the roach! This would make one helluva movie!

cockroach: *turns head* Senorita must die! *eats kuwabara*

everyone: O_O *ten agonizing seconds later kuwabara walks out of the closet*

sokty-chan: YAY!

chiken: Nuuuuuu! You stole my jolly ranchers! *points menacingly at sokty-chan*

sokty-chan: Why i would never! *looks around* Meep! *huggles kurama yet again* *kurama just stands there*

yusuke: *giggles* Jolly ranchers.

*boom beep-beep boom!*

everyone: *looks toward basement door*

*marilyn and andrew run out carying explosives!*

andrew: Must explode!

marylin: Down with winnie the pooh! Hey! I wanted the blue one!

sokty-chan: *currently eating kit kats while jumping on hells famous trampaline*

andrew: The blue ones mine! I called it!

marylin: Bitch!

andrew: Whore!

marylin: Bitch!

andrew: Whore!

chiken: Sokty! Dance! *plays the ever so famous mister roboto*

sokty-chan: YAY! *runs and dances with manson and andrew who are trying to decide who gets the blue one*



chiken: And everyone is happy in the end! *cockroach hisses* AAAAAH! *returns to the safelt of her lamp*

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demonic spork: IM DOOO-OOO-OONE! *huggles marylin and andrew*

both: *choke*

chiken: *poking zombie bats* *they eat her*

DS: YAY! *dances to mister roboto*

botan: Hell...... get me out of here.........