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Pre-play

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Vinnick: Okay, Class, we are going to study the art of Macbeth. We will act out the play. Who would like to play who?

Class: *murmuring*

Vinnick: Quiet down! We can not decide like this. We will need to have a draw!

Class: *groan*

*Half hour later*

Vinnick: Class, here is the result of the draw:



Macbeth-Yugi

Lady Macbeth-Tea

Duncan-Pegasus

Malcolm-Seto

Donalbain-Mokuba

Macduff-Joey

Lady Macduff-Mai

Son-Serenity

Banquo-Bakura

Fleance-String

Witch 1-Malik

Witch 2-Ishizu

Witch 3-Yami Malik

Apparition-Odion

Murderer 1-Lumis

Murderer 2-Umbra

Murderer 3-Yami

Ross-Duke

Ghost Banquo-Yami Bakura

Siward- Shadi

Young Siward-Tristan

Soldier 1-Weevil

Soldier 2-Rex

Sound Effect-Rare Hunter

Special Effect 1-Arkana

Special Effect 2-Mako

Director-Vinnick

Music Controller-Grandpa

Weapon Supplier-Bandit Keith



Pegasus: Muwahahaha! Kaiba-boy, I AM YOUR FATHER! Wahahaha!

Seto: *Glance* Pathetic.

Yugi: Oh well, Seto, at least you will become the king -_-|||...Unlike me, who will die by the hand of....erm....*check list*...JoEY!?

Joey: Do not worry Yugi! I will remember to treat you with "CARE" *giggle*

Yugi: O_O *sweatdrop*



Tristan: NOoo, My character only appear once then he dies. Bad luck...

Joey: Hahaha, Good luck, Tristan.

Tristan: You! Come back here, Joey!

*Joey runs around*



Tea: Oh my, Yugi and me... *blush*

Yami: *kicks in* Tea, Hand off my little Yugi! T_T

Tea: Oh ya? *glance* How about YOU hands off?

*Yami and Tea fight*

Yugi: |||... Guys, please stop fighting...



Serenity: Big Brother, I am your son. Hehehe... :)

Joey: Ooo~ Interesting!

Mai: Darn...I am stuck with the monkey...

Joey: who are you calling MONKEY!?

Mai: *whistle*



Bakura: They are having so much fun, aren't they? :)

Yami Bakura: ...Just ignore them.



Malik: Look, sis. We are all witches!

Ishizu: :)

Yami Malik: Oh ya~ It is time to torture that Yugi! MUWAHAHAHA!

Yugi: *hides away* o_O)))))))))



Duke: Hey Serenity.

Serenity: Hello.

Duke: I am playing as your uncle. ^^*

Serenity: Really? That's so great! ^^

Duke: *thinks* Oh ya, Uncle and nephew. Mmm...

Joey: Duke, stop thinking about my sis! *glance*

Duke: *Aside with Joey* Then, I will just tell her about the dog suit.

Joey: NO!

Serenity:?

Joey: *Aside with Duke* Okay, Fine! *angry* But if I find you making Serenity angry, I will split you in half. You got that?

Duke: Ofcourse, my bro!

Joey: *sweatdrop*



Rare Hunter: How nice I am sound effect maker. Hehehehehehe...hahahahaha...gegegegegege...hohohohohohoho...



Arkana: Mmm...special effect would not be too hard.I will just "GO DARK MAGICIAN!"...I can rest now...Zzzzz



Shadi: ...

String: ...



Odion: Disgusting...Me being the apparition...

Malik: Do not worry, Odion. You will do fine.

Odion: Yes, Master Malik.



Lumis: Ya~ I am Murderer 1

Umbra: Darn...I am number 2. Let's trade, Lumis

Lumis: Why should I?

Umbra: YOU!

Lumis: It is finally my chance to be number one! Hahahaha!

Umbra: *moan* I should kill the one who make the draw! *angry*

Vinnick: *point at grandpa and hide away* T_T)))))))))))

Grandpa: Wait! Not me! *screams* AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!



Weevil: Oh boy, they are going to like my insect army!

Rex: Dinosaur army is better!

Weevil: It is NOT!

Rex: Is SO!

Weevil: NO!

Rex: YES!

Weevil: NO!

Rex: YES!

*suddenly, water splash on Weevil and Rex's face*

Mako: Shut up you two. At least you guys can show your face during the play. I am making special effect..._)

Weevil and Rex: HAHAHAHA!

Mako: SHUT UP! *plays umi*

Vinnick: SHOOT! Everything is wet! STOP THAT, MAKO!

Mako: OOOPS! O_o||| Sorry~...



Vinnick: ...Okay, now, BE QUIET! Here is the list of music we will use:



CD- Music to duel by. Short: MtDB

Kawaita Sakebi

Ashita Moshi Kimi Ga Kowaretemo

Voice

Genki no Shower

Shuffle

Ano Hi no Gogo

Wild Drive

Rakuen

Warrior

Afureru Yuujyoo Ga Tomachinai



Vinnick: Ready? Set Go!!!



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*music*

*plays "Kawaita Sakebi"*

Vinnick: CUT!!!!!!!!!!!! Which dummy switch the CD!?

Grandpa: Sorry...It is me...*shame*

Vinnick: Argh! Suck to your ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-m- a-r. *replace CD* Now we are ready. In 3...2...1...Camera!



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MacYugi, Act I, Scene i

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*music*

*plays "Millennium Battle" (MtDB)*

*enter Malik, Ishizu, Yami Malik*

Malik: Where shall we three duel again

In battle city, duelist kingdom, or on blimp?

Ishizu: Upon the Domino City

Yami Malik: There to meet with McDonald, I mean, MacYugi.

Malik: *nod*

Ishizu: *nod*

All: Win is Lose, Lose is Win:

Hover through the heck and horror deck.

*Exit*



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End of Act I, Scene i



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Summary

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Vinnick: Who can tell me the summary of this scene?

Class: *silence~*

Vinnick: T_T...*look through class list*...String, you tell the class the summary of this scene.

String: *hand language* *point point point dot dot punch two*

Vinnick: ||| *do not know hand language* Er...

Class: ...

Vinnick: String please sits down. *think of way to get out this mess* Okay, class, who does not

understand?

*All but Vinnick raise up their hand*

Vinnick: O_o *sweatdrop* O..o...k...I better explain this. Basically this scene talks about Malik, Ishizu

and Yami Malik planning to meet MacYugi. The quote, "Win is Lose, Lose is Win", is a paradox,

which it does not seem to make sense at the first place, but actually mean something and describe

the truth. Everyone get that?

Class: *shake heads*

Vinnick: You guys stop kidding me...

Class: We are not.

Vinnick: Ya right, I believe Seto knows what it means! Seto, stand up and explain.

Seto: It simply just means win is not always the best and lost is not always the worse. Got that?

Pathetic fools.

Vinnick: Seto, do not be mean to your classmate!

Seto: You talking to me? *glance*

Vinnick: Aww...How cute~ *faints*

Yugi: Whee~ Vinnick has fainted. Time to dismiss!

Class: WOOHOO~!



*Exit All but Vinnick*



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*At night*

Vinnick: Shoot! So late now! O_O|||...Time to teach those kids some lesson! *crack knuckle*



*Exit*