~~~
Pre-play
~~~
Vinnick: Okay, class! Yesterday there is "some" people skip out. Now, I warn you those who want to
skip. DO NOT SKIP OUT! Or else, hehehehe *slash the leather whip*
Class: *slience* O_O
Vinnick: Good, you guys understand. :) *Aside* By the way, as you guys may notice before, I use
other parody also. This is why this is classified as parody/parody. Yesterday's parodies are from
Macbeth, Star Wars and Lord of the Flies. Parody just has too much fun-- Okay, it is time to start
today's play. Everyone please remember their part "CORRECTLY"!
Class: Yes Sir!
Vinnick: Now, roll the camera!
*class roll the camera on the ground*
Vinnick: NO! NOT LITERALLY! -_-|||
Yugi: One question!
Vinnick: Yes, Yug?
Yugi: Can we have early dismissal? I do not have a turn until tomorrow. So...please?
Vinnick: *smash on Yugi's head with three quick jab*
Yugi: *grow a three layer cactus on the head*
Vinnick: We are here to learn, not to fool around. You do not have to come though. Just make sure you
will pass the extremely terrifying challenging exam. :) You decide if you want to come or not.
Beside, my leather whip is always ready for action.
Class: *quiet* -_-|||
Vinnick: Are we ready now? Ready, GO!
~~~
*music*
*plays "Ahead of the Game" (MtDB)*
*enter Pegasus, Seto, Mokuba*
Vinnick: Wait a sec...We need a sergent! Go Bandit Keith! *throws a pokeball* Shoot, I forgot he skip...T_T...Go er...Bonz!
Bonz: *ghost theme* Y-e-s s-i-r...woo...~
Vinnick: *shiver* O...kay....||| Now, Restart. GO!
~~~
MacYugi, Act I, Scene ii
~~~
*music*
*plays "Ahead of the Game" (MtDB)*
*enter Pegasus, Seto, Mokuba, Bonz*
Vinnick: Chotto Matte! I know I forget something. Go Sid, transform into a ditto! I mean, Lennox...
Sid: *speaks quietly* Why me...|||
Vinnick: What is that I heard?
Sid: I am ready! *sweatdrop*
Vinnick: Hope we do not screw up again...||| Ready, GO!
~~~
MacYugi, Act I, Scene ii
~~~
*music*
*plays "Ahead of the Game" (MtDB)*
*enter Pegasus, Seto, Mokuba, Sid and Bonz*
Pegasus: WOAH! Wassup, dude! O_o... What holy, bloody, low-level duelist is that? He can report
As seemeth by his deck, how the terrible
Of the duel is.
Seto: Hail, brave duelist!
Say to the "Pig", I mean, Pegasus the knowledge of the duel
As thou didst leave it.
Bonz: Kaboo! Blah Blah Blah...Duel...Blah Blah Blah...Macdonald...Blah Blah Blah...Losing...Blah
Blah Blah...MacYugi...Blah Blah Blah...Winning...Blah Blah Blah...McDonald...Blah Blah
Blah...Yum!
Pegasus: Maybe I am getting old...What is he saying?!
Seto: Father, *groan*
*behind the scene: Vinnick: NO GROANING!*
Seto: *cough cough* Father, he meant that MacYugi is winning.
Pegasus: O gracious cousin! Worthy duelist!
Bonz: Though, Began a new duel.
Ah! I am fainting.
Pegasus: Go get him some decent cards.
*Exit Bonz*
Who comes?
*Enter Duke*
Seto: The worthy dice of Duke.
Sid: Look what haste in his eye.
Duke: God save Pegasus!
Pegasus: I am not dead...
Duke: #@#!*&~(*!@)(#)@
Pegasus: |||...How is the duel, worthy dice?
Duke: The duel hath been done.
The victory fell on us.
Pegasus: We are like the great FUNNY BUNNY! Never lose!
Such great happiness!
No more that dice of Obelisk shall receive
Go pronounce his torment in basement,
And with his former title greet MacYugi.
Duke: I'll see it done.
Pegasus: What he hath lost noble MacYugi hath won.
*Exit*
~~~
End of Act I, Scene ii
~~~
Summary
~~~
Vinnick: Class, I have an announcement to make. If you guys dismiss without my permission, you
guys will get some "whip" cream. :) I know I am such a nice teacher.
Class: *shiver*
Vinnick: UNDERSTAND!?
Class: *on top of their lung* YES, SIR!
Vinnick: Okay, let's start with the summary. Hope you guys understand this scene, or else, you know
what. Let me see...*look around class* Hmmm...
*class tries to hide behind others and hide behind object, some try to hide by camouflage*
Vinnick: Wait a sec, when do we have a tree in our class!? *check the tree*
Tree: *sweatdrop* |||
Vinnick: HEY! *jumps* JOEY AND TRISTAN!
Joey: Darn, Tristan. I already told you this is a bad idea!
Tristan: Then why do you agree with me in the first place!?
Joey: I did not think this will happen.
Tristan: At least try to think!
Joey: ...
Vinnick: Stop arguing! You guys will help us understand the summary today.
Joey: Darn... T_T
Tristan: Crab Crap...|||
Joey: You answer that, Tristan.
Tristan: Why me?!
Joey: You come up with the idea of being a tree.
Tristan: I...
Vinnick: S-T-O-P! *steam comes out* Joey, you tell us the summary.
Joey: *Curse...* This scene is erm...about Pegasus...
Vinnick: Ya? Continue.
Joey: He LIKES FUNNY BUNNY!
*wind blows by*
Vinnick: Very funny, Mr. WheeLER...-___-
Joey: Did I say something wrong?
Tristan: Majorly...
Joey: What is the problem?
Vinnick: Class, just ignore what Joey said.
Joey: HEY!
Vinnick: *put three month non-wash sock into Joey's mouth*
Joey: *Mumble* %)$(@)#(*@)#($ (insert middle finger here)
Yami: Hey! This is a good technique of torturing! Yugi, should we try it out tonight? *wink*
Yugi: *blush*
Vinnick: (insert "..."x100) Now, back to the summary. Tristan, give us a proper summary or join Joey.
Tristan: Er...I guess it is about the duel has been won by MacYugi. I suppose Macdonald is the traitor.
Vinnick: So far so good.
Tristan: |||...Then, erm... *light bulb appears* OH! The last line, "What he hath lost noble MacYugi
hath won", means that MacYugi has won the title of dice of Obelisk!
Vinnick: GOOD JOB! Finally we got some brain in the class, though there is still a lot of pinky...
*bell rings*
Vinnick: Looks like it is time for dismissal. Remember to study for tomorrow! Bye, class.
*a book drops*
Vinnick: What is this? *pick up book on the ground* COLE'S NOTES!
Tristan: Ah oh...
Vinnick: You are not supposed to use this, you should know better than that! Go and run around the
field three hundred times!
Tristan: _)
Vinnick: Bye, class.
*Exit All*
~~~
*Enter Vinnick*
*outside the classroom*
*Seto walks by*
Vinnick: Yo!
*Enter Yoh*
Yoh: Who calls?
Vinnick: Er...Go back to your shaman class, Yoh...
Yoh: |||...Then do not call me... T_T
Vinnick: You are too sensitive...*sweatdrop*
*Exit Yoh*
Vinnick: Hey, Seto! Wait for me~ I need a ride!
*Exit*
Pre-play
~~~
Vinnick: Okay, class! Yesterday there is "some" people skip out. Now, I warn you those who want to
skip. DO NOT SKIP OUT! Or else, hehehehe *slash the leather whip*
Class: *slience* O_O
Vinnick: Good, you guys understand. :) *Aside* By the way, as you guys may notice before, I use
other parody also. This is why this is classified as parody/parody. Yesterday's parodies are from
Macbeth, Star Wars and Lord of the Flies. Parody just has too much fun-- Okay, it is time to start
today's play. Everyone please remember their part "CORRECTLY"!
Class: Yes Sir!
Vinnick: Now, roll the camera!
*class roll the camera on the ground*
Vinnick: NO! NOT LITERALLY! -_-|||
Yugi: One question!
Vinnick: Yes, Yug?
Yugi: Can we have early dismissal? I do not have a turn until tomorrow. So...please?
Vinnick: *smash on Yugi's head with three quick jab*
Yugi: *grow a three layer cactus on the head*
Vinnick: We are here to learn, not to fool around. You do not have to come though. Just make sure you
will pass the extremely terrifying challenging exam. :) You decide if you want to come or not.
Beside, my leather whip is always ready for action.
Class: *quiet* -_-|||
Vinnick: Are we ready now? Ready, GO!
~~~
*music*
*plays "Ahead of the Game" (MtDB)*
*enter Pegasus, Seto, Mokuba*
Vinnick: Wait a sec...We need a sergent! Go Bandit Keith! *throws a pokeball* Shoot, I forgot he skip...T_T...Go er...Bonz!
Bonz: *ghost theme* Y-e-s s-i-r...woo...~
Vinnick: *shiver* O...kay....||| Now, Restart. GO!
~~~
MacYugi, Act I, Scene ii
~~~
*music*
*plays "Ahead of the Game" (MtDB)*
*enter Pegasus, Seto, Mokuba, Bonz*
Vinnick: Chotto Matte! I know I forget something. Go Sid, transform into a ditto! I mean, Lennox...
Sid: *speaks quietly* Why me...|||
Vinnick: What is that I heard?
Sid: I am ready! *sweatdrop*
Vinnick: Hope we do not screw up again...||| Ready, GO!
~~~
MacYugi, Act I, Scene ii
~~~
*music*
*plays "Ahead of the Game" (MtDB)*
*enter Pegasus, Seto, Mokuba, Sid and Bonz*
Pegasus: WOAH! Wassup, dude! O_o... What holy, bloody, low-level duelist is that? He can report
As seemeth by his deck, how the terrible
Of the duel is.
Seto: Hail, brave duelist!
Say to the "Pig", I mean, Pegasus the knowledge of the duel
As thou didst leave it.
Bonz: Kaboo! Blah Blah Blah...Duel...Blah Blah Blah...Macdonald...Blah Blah Blah...Losing...Blah
Blah Blah...MacYugi...Blah Blah Blah...Winning...Blah Blah Blah...McDonald...Blah Blah
Blah...Yum!
Pegasus: Maybe I am getting old...What is he saying?!
Seto: Father, *groan*
*behind the scene: Vinnick: NO GROANING!*
Seto: *cough cough* Father, he meant that MacYugi is winning.
Pegasus: O gracious cousin! Worthy duelist!
Bonz: Though, Began a new duel.
Ah! I am fainting.
Pegasus: Go get him some decent cards.
*Exit Bonz*
Who comes?
*Enter Duke*
Seto: The worthy dice of Duke.
Sid: Look what haste in his eye.
Duke: God save Pegasus!
Pegasus: I am not dead...
Duke: #@#!*&~(*!@)(#)@
Pegasus: |||...How is the duel, worthy dice?
Duke: The duel hath been done.
The victory fell on us.
Pegasus: We are like the great FUNNY BUNNY! Never lose!
Such great happiness!
No more that dice of Obelisk shall receive
Go pronounce his torment in basement,
And with his former title greet MacYugi.
Duke: I'll see it done.
Pegasus: What he hath lost noble MacYugi hath won.
*Exit*
~~~
End of Act I, Scene ii
~~~
Summary
~~~
Vinnick: Class, I have an announcement to make. If you guys dismiss without my permission, you
guys will get some "whip" cream. :) I know I am such a nice teacher.
Class: *shiver*
Vinnick: UNDERSTAND!?
Class: *on top of their lung* YES, SIR!
Vinnick: Okay, let's start with the summary. Hope you guys understand this scene, or else, you know
what. Let me see...*look around class* Hmmm...
*class tries to hide behind others and hide behind object, some try to hide by camouflage*
Vinnick: Wait a sec, when do we have a tree in our class!? *check the tree*
Tree: *sweatdrop* |||
Vinnick: HEY! *jumps* JOEY AND TRISTAN!
Joey: Darn, Tristan. I already told you this is a bad idea!
Tristan: Then why do you agree with me in the first place!?
Joey: I did not think this will happen.
Tristan: At least try to think!
Joey: ...
Vinnick: Stop arguing! You guys will help us understand the summary today.
Joey: Darn... T_T
Tristan: Crab Crap...|||
Joey: You answer that, Tristan.
Tristan: Why me?!
Joey: You come up with the idea of being a tree.
Tristan: I...
Vinnick: S-T-O-P! *steam comes out* Joey, you tell us the summary.
Joey: *Curse...* This scene is erm...about Pegasus...
Vinnick: Ya? Continue.
Joey: He LIKES FUNNY BUNNY!
*wind blows by*
Vinnick: Very funny, Mr. WheeLER...-___-
Joey: Did I say something wrong?
Tristan: Majorly...
Joey: What is the problem?
Vinnick: Class, just ignore what Joey said.
Joey: HEY!
Vinnick: *put three month non-wash sock into Joey's mouth*
Joey: *Mumble* %)$(@)#(*@)#($ (insert middle finger here)
Yami: Hey! This is a good technique of torturing! Yugi, should we try it out tonight? *wink*
Yugi: *blush*
Vinnick: (insert "..."x100) Now, back to the summary. Tristan, give us a proper summary or join Joey.
Tristan: Er...I guess it is about the duel has been won by MacYugi. I suppose Macdonald is the traitor.
Vinnick: So far so good.
Tristan: |||...Then, erm... *light bulb appears* OH! The last line, "What he hath lost noble MacYugi
hath won", means that MacYugi has won the title of dice of Obelisk!
Vinnick: GOOD JOB! Finally we got some brain in the class, though there is still a lot of pinky...
*bell rings*
Vinnick: Looks like it is time for dismissal. Remember to study for tomorrow! Bye, class.
*a book drops*
Vinnick: What is this? *pick up book on the ground* COLE'S NOTES!
Tristan: Ah oh...
Vinnick: You are not supposed to use this, you should know better than that! Go and run around the
field three hundred times!
Tristan: _)
Vinnick: Bye, class.
*Exit All*
~~~
*Enter Vinnick*
*outside the classroom*
*Seto walks by*
Vinnick: Yo!
*Enter Yoh*
Yoh: Who calls?
Vinnick: Er...Go back to your shaman class, Yoh...
Yoh: |||...Then do not call me... T_T
Vinnick: You are too sensitive...*sweatdrop*
*Exit Yoh*
Vinnick: Hey, Seto! Wait for me~ I need a ride!
*Exit*