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Pre-play
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Vinnick: Let's see who is away today...Can people who are not here raises their hand?
*nobody because people who are not here cannot hear*
Vinnick: Wonderful! Everyone is here!...Wait a sec, how come there is empty desk? Let me
check...THAT LUMIS AND UMBRA!! *mark things down*...They will know what I am good
for...gegegegegege :) *whip*...You guys are so quiet today. What is the matter?
Yami: Nothing...Just yesterday is too much for "us".
*wind blows by*
Vinnick: *shiver* *thinks when does this fan fiction becomes PG-13...|||*
Duke: Hey V! Can we start? *twirl hair* Stop day-dreaming. *wink*
Vinnick: Of course Dukey. *thinks: Aww...how cute* Just a sec though...I think there is something
wrong in the class. Anybody notice anything?
Class: *shake head*
Vinnick: It is been awfully quiet in the class. Mokuba, how come you have not spoken a word since we
started MacYugi?
Mokuba: ...
Vinnick: Mokuba speaks:
O, speak now, little Mokuba!
Speak or eat "whip" cream!
Mokuba: Hahahahaha!!!!
Seto: That is not my little brother *widen eye* O________O
Mokuba: It takes you long enough to notice, Seto!
*Mokuba rips off his cloth...P.S. Erm...Not to naked point -_-|||...Let's say erm...he rips off Mokuba's costume.*
Noah: I am NOAH!
Vinnick: Gasp! I do not see any ark around! O_o
Noah: *on top of his lung* NOT THAT NOAH! *angry*
All except Noah: -_______- |||6
Seto: Where is Mokuba!
Noah: Wahahaha! I have kidnapped him! He sure is a good meal! MUWAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!
Seto: You DARE to eat my brother! *steam comes out*
Noah: Erm...Not eat! But...hehehehe *thinks and drool*
Seto: YOU MONSTER!
Noah: Do not worry, Seto. I will not treat you less than Mokuba. *kiss*
Seto: *puke then faints*
Vinnick: Oh no, Seto~ *grabs Seto*
Serenity: Aww...How lovely those people are~ *enjoying*
Joey: Er...Serenity...Do not watch...||| *takes Serenity away*
Bakura: This is so dramatic...
Yami Malik: Ya, no joking!
Yami Bakura: When does this fan fiction becomes yama nashi, imi nashi, ochi nashi...||| *thinking*
Malik: Aww...Is not Yami Bakura so cute when he is thinking? *hug*
Yami Malik: Who do you think you are?! Yami Bakura is mine!
Yami Bakura: T_T)))))))))))) *runs around*
Bakura: *cry* Woo...Yami Bakura does not care about me anymore...~_ *runs away*
Yami Bakura: *shout* No, I do not mean that! *chase after Bakura*
Malik: Come back here, my dear~ *chase after Yami Bakura who is chasing Bakura*
Yami Malik: He is MY sweetie! *chase after Yami Bakura who is chased by Malik*
Bakura: Woo...~ *runs around the classroom*
Yami Bakura: Argh...|||6 *keep on chasing*
Odion: Is there something I can do, Master?
Malik: Help me stop Yami Bakura!
Odion: Yes, master.
*Odion jumps in front of Yami Bakura and grabs him*
Odion: *blush* You are so muscular...
Malik: NOoooooooo!
Yami Malik: You and your servant, Malik!
Yami Bakura: Hands off my butt!
Bakura: Woo...~
Yami Malik: *light bulb appears* Ding! I have an excellent idea for this situation.
Malik: What is it?
Yami Bakura: Stop LICKING my face!
Odion: *thinks: so sweet*
Bakura: WOO...~
Yami Malik: Can everyone listen? I think we should have a...
Malik: What?
Yami Malik: We should have 5p!
Yami Bakura: NO! I refuse!
Malik: NO! I only want me and my darling!
Odion: You guys are too scary...
Bakura: One question, Mr. Yami Malik, your vein poping up is scary. I can not stand it
Yami Malik: *pops some more vein (NOT LITERALLY)* Here is some more for you.
Bakura: WAAAA...~! *start crying*
Yami Bakura: Someone please punch me...|||
Malik: Okay! :) *punch*
Yami Bakura: I do not really mean it! *faints*
Malik: *drag Yami Bakura away* Hehehehe...
Yami Malik: Wait for me!
Bakura: And me!
Odion: Do not forget about me!
*meanwhile*
Ishizu: This tea is good.
Shadi: I bought it in Egypt.
Ishizu: String, drink some.
String: *starts to act as a mime*
Arkana: *shrug*
Rare Hunter: Hehehe...Do not mind him...gegege...
Mako: I notice something!
Rex: What?
Mako: This tea has some special scent!
Rex: You are right! O_o...and how come there is some little chunk of something though?
Weevil: Do you like it?
Grandpa: It is not bad.
Weevil: It is because I added a special ingredient! ;)
Shadi: O? Teach me.
Ishizu: Let me guess, some flowers?
Weevil: No, but it can be related to flowers.
Pegasus: Bunny, Funny Bunny.
Weevil: Er...No...|||
Mai: Just tell us, Weevil.
Rex: Ya!
Weevil: It is actually...my COCKROACH KNIGHT! The never run out of supplies of bug! Of course,
there is also some of my precious Great Moth. See? Insect is related to flowers.
*sudden uproar of puking sound*
Weevil: But it is tasty!
*people who have drunk tea fainted*
Weevil: What did I do? *looks around innocently with his Underpants*
*Seto wakes up*
Seto: Huh? O_o...What happen? What is with this water?
*Seto found Vinnick drooling on him*
Seto: Er...Okay...|||
Vinnick: Oh dear Seto, you woke up! :) Then it is time to *slash the whip* start the play!
*Vinnick goes to the front of the class*
Vinnick: Now everyone, stop fooling around and start working!
*Malik drags Yami Bakura in*
Vinnick: O-ok...finish 5p? T_T||| What have you done to my poor Yummy Bakura?
Malik: Not yours!
Vinnick: You are mine, too, Malik :)
Yugi: You are too greedy!
Yami: Choose one!
Vinnick: *cough cough* Time to stop the nonsense...It is time to du-du-du- du-du-du-du-du-du-duel!
Ooops...should have been, It is time to ac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac- act!
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MacYugi, Act I, Scene iii
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*music*
*plays "Yu-gi-oh! Theme" (MtDB)*
*enter Malik, Ishizu, Yami Malik*
Malik: Where hast thou be dueling, sister?
Ishizu: Graveyard.
Yami Malik: You are doing Bonz-imitation!
Ishizu: Ya~
Yami Malik: Sister, where thou?
Malik: Hath been dueling here and there
*drum*
Yami Malik: A drum, a drum!
MacYugi doth come.
*Enter MacYugi and Bakura*
MacYugi: So win and lose a day I have not dueled.
Bakura: That look not like the inhabitants o' the earth,
And yet are on't?
MacYugi: Duel, if you can: what duelist are you?
Malik: All hail, MacYugi, hail to thee, dice of Osiris!
Ishizu: All hail, MacYugi, hail to thee, dice of Obelisk!
Yami Malik: All hail, MacYugi, thou shalt be dice of Wing Dragon of Ra hereafter!
Bakura: If you can duel into the space of time,
Speak then to me!
Malik: Hail!
Ishizu: Hail!
Yami Malik: Hail!
Malik: Lesser than MacYugi, and better.
Ishizu: Not so strong, yet much stronger.
Yami Malik: Thou shalt get rare card, though thou have none:
So all hail, MacYugi and Bakura!
Malik: Bakura and MacYugi, all hail!
MacYugi: Say, By birth I know I am dice of Osiris;
But how of Obelisk? The dice of Obelisk lives!
*Malik, Ishizu and Yami Malik vanish*
Bakura: Where hath they vanish'd?
MacYugi: Into the card...
Your children shall be dice of Wing Dragon of Ra.
Bakura: You shall be dice of Wing Dragon of Ra.
MacYugi: And dice of Obelisk.
Bakura: Who's here?
*Enter Duke*
Duke: Ah, Mcdonald fast lane in the next three right turn!
O, MacYugi,
The news of thy success; Pegasus hath
Grant thee the title of dice of Obelisk.
Bakura: What, can those duelist speak true?
MacYugi: Dice of Obelisk lives: why?
Duke: He hath been overthrown.
MacYugi: *Aside* Osiris, and dice of Obelisk!
The greatest is next!
*To Bakura*
Do you not hope your children be dice of Wing Dragon of Ra?
Bakura: Devil speaks truth to
Win us trust, to betray us.
MacYugi: *Aside* Two truths are told.
If chance will give me deck, why, chance may grant me,
Without any lose.
Bakura: We stay upon your heart.
MacYugi: Let us toward Pegasus.
Bakura: Time to hit the road.
MacYugi: Come, duelist.
*Exit*
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End of Act I, Scene iii
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Summary
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Vinnick: Since it is almost dismissal time, I will just tell you guys the summary.
Class: YA!
Vinnick: Or should I let you guys do it?
Class: NOooooooo!
Vinnick: Just kidding...The summary is that Malik, Ishizu and Yami Malik predict the future of
MacYugi. Right After they disappear, the second prediction, the dice of Obelisk, has come true.
MacYugi thinks the third prediction, the dice of Wing Dragon of Ra, which symbolize the king,
will come true. Thus, Bakura is worry. There you go. Understand?
Class: Yes, Sire!
Vinnick: Good, because I need to go to washroom badly...so...Early Dismissal!
*Bell rings*
Vinnick: Okay, not so much for the "Early Dismissal"...
Class: *groan*
Vinnick: See you guys tomorrow then, bye!
*Exit*
Pre-play
~~~
Vinnick: Let's see who is away today...Can people who are not here raises their hand?
*nobody because people who are not here cannot hear*
Vinnick: Wonderful! Everyone is here!...Wait a sec, how come there is empty desk? Let me
check...THAT LUMIS AND UMBRA!! *mark things down*...They will know what I am good
for...gegegegegege :) *whip*...You guys are so quiet today. What is the matter?
Yami: Nothing...Just yesterday is too much for "us".
*wind blows by*
Vinnick: *shiver* *thinks when does this fan fiction becomes PG-13...|||*
Duke: Hey V! Can we start? *twirl hair* Stop day-dreaming. *wink*
Vinnick: Of course Dukey. *thinks: Aww...how cute* Just a sec though...I think there is something
wrong in the class. Anybody notice anything?
Class: *shake head*
Vinnick: It is been awfully quiet in the class. Mokuba, how come you have not spoken a word since we
started MacYugi?
Mokuba: ...
Vinnick: Mokuba speaks:
O, speak now, little Mokuba!
Speak or eat "whip" cream!
Mokuba: Hahahahaha!!!!
Seto: That is not my little brother *widen eye* O________O
Mokuba: It takes you long enough to notice, Seto!
*Mokuba rips off his cloth...P.S. Erm...Not to naked point -_-|||...Let's say erm...he rips off Mokuba's costume.*
Noah: I am NOAH!
Vinnick: Gasp! I do not see any ark around! O_o
Noah: *on top of his lung* NOT THAT NOAH! *angry*
All except Noah: -_______- |||6
Seto: Where is Mokuba!
Noah: Wahahaha! I have kidnapped him! He sure is a good meal! MUWAHAHAHAHA~!!!!!
Seto: You DARE to eat my brother! *steam comes out*
Noah: Erm...Not eat! But...hehehehe *thinks and drool*
Seto: YOU MONSTER!
Noah: Do not worry, Seto. I will not treat you less than Mokuba. *kiss*
Seto: *puke then faints*
Vinnick: Oh no, Seto~ *grabs Seto*
Serenity: Aww...How lovely those people are~ *enjoying*
Joey: Er...Serenity...Do not watch...||| *takes Serenity away*
Bakura: This is so dramatic...
Yami Malik: Ya, no joking!
Yami Bakura: When does this fan fiction becomes yama nashi, imi nashi, ochi nashi...||| *thinking*
Malik: Aww...Is not Yami Bakura so cute when he is thinking? *hug*
Yami Malik: Who do you think you are?! Yami Bakura is mine!
Yami Bakura: T_T)))))))))))) *runs around*
Bakura: *cry* Woo...Yami Bakura does not care about me anymore...~_ *runs away*
Yami Bakura: *shout* No, I do not mean that! *chase after Bakura*
Malik: Come back here, my dear~ *chase after Yami Bakura who is chasing Bakura*
Yami Malik: He is MY sweetie! *chase after Yami Bakura who is chased by Malik*
Bakura: Woo...~ *runs around the classroom*
Yami Bakura: Argh...|||6 *keep on chasing*
Odion: Is there something I can do, Master?
Malik: Help me stop Yami Bakura!
Odion: Yes, master.
*Odion jumps in front of Yami Bakura and grabs him*
Odion: *blush* You are so muscular...
Malik: NOoooooooo!
Yami Malik: You and your servant, Malik!
Yami Bakura: Hands off my butt!
Bakura: Woo...~
Yami Malik: *light bulb appears* Ding! I have an excellent idea for this situation.
Malik: What is it?
Yami Bakura: Stop LICKING my face!
Odion: *thinks: so sweet*
Bakura: WOO...~
Yami Malik: Can everyone listen? I think we should have a...
Malik: What?
Yami Malik: We should have 5p!
Yami Bakura: NO! I refuse!
Malik: NO! I only want me and my darling!
Odion: You guys are too scary...
Bakura: One question, Mr. Yami Malik, your vein poping up is scary. I can not stand it
Yami Malik: *pops some more vein (NOT LITERALLY)* Here is some more for you.
Bakura: WAAAA...~! *start crying*
Yami Bakura: Someone please punch me...|||
Malik: Okay! :) *punch*
Yami Bakura: I do not really mean it! *faints*
Malik: *drag Yami Bakura away* Hehehehe...
Yami Malik: Wait for me!
Bakura: And me!
Odion: Do not forget about me!
*meanwhile*
Ishizu: This tea is good.
Shadi: I bought it in Egypt.
Ishizu: String, drink some.
String: *starts to act as a mime*
Arkana: *shrug*
Rare Hunter: Hehehe...Do not mind him...gegege...
Mako: I notice something!
Rex: What?
Mako: This tea has some special scent!
Rex: You are right! O_o...and how come there is some little chunk of something though?
Weevil: Do you like it?
Grandpa: It is not bad.
Weevil: It is because I added a special ingredient! ;)
Shadi: O? Teach me.
Ishizu: Let me guess, some flowers?
Weevil: No, but it can be related to flowers.
Pegasus: Bunny, Funny Bunny.
Weevil: Er...No...|||
Mai: Just tell us, Weevil.
Rex: Ya!
Weevil: It is actually...my COCKROACH KNIGHT! The never run out of supplies of bug! Of course,
there is also some of my precious Great Moth. See? Insect is related to flowers.
*sudden uproar of puking sound*
Weevil: But it is tasty!
*people who have drunk tea fainted*
Weevil: What did I do? *looks around innocently with his Underpants*
*Seto wakes up*
Seto: Huh? O_o...What happen? What is with this water?
*Seto found Vinnick drooling on him*
Seto: Er...Okay...|||
Vinnick: Oh dear Seto, you woke up! :) Then it is time to *slash the whip* start the play!
*Vinnick goes to the front of the class*
Vinnick: Now everyone, stop fooling around and start working!
*Malik drags Yami Bakura in*
Vinnick: O-ok...finish 5p? T_T||| What have you done to my poor Yummy Bakura?
Malik: Not yours!
Vinnick: You are mine, too, Malik :)
Yugi: You are too greedy!
Yami: Choose one!
Vinnick: *cough cough* Time to stop the nonsense...It is time to du-du-du- du-du-du-du-du-du-duel!
Ooops...should have been, It is time to ac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac- act!
~~~
MacYugi, Act I, Scene iii
~~~
*music*
*plays "Yu-gi-oh! Theme" (MtDB)*
*enter Malik, Ishizu, Yami Malik*
Malik: Where hast thou be dueling, sister?
Ishizu: Graveyard.
Yami Malik: You are doing Bonz-imitation!
Ishizu: Ya~
Yami Malik: Sister, where thou?
Malik: Hath been dueling here and there
*drum*
Yami Malik: A drum, a drum!
MacYugi doth come.
*Enter MacYugi and Bakura*
MacYugi: So win and lose a day I have not dueled.
Bakura: That look not like the inhabitants o' the earth,
And yet are on't?
MacYugi: Duel, if you can: what duelist are you?
Malik: All hail, MacYugi, hail to thee, dice of Osiris!
Ishizu: All hail, MacYugi, hail to thee, dice of Obelisk!
Yami Malik: All hail, MacYugi, thou shalt be dice of Wing Dragon of Ra hereafter!
Bakura: If you can duel into the space of time,
Speak then to me!
Malik: Hail!
Ishizu: Hail!
Yami Malik: Hail!
Malik: Lesser than MacYugi, and better.
Ishizu: Not so strong, yet much stronger.
Yami Malik: Thou shalt get rare card, though thou have none:
So all hail, MacYugi and Bakura!
Malik: Bakura and MacYugi, all hail!
MacYugi: Say, By birth I know I am dice of Osiris;
But how of Obelisk? The dice of Obelisk lives!
*Malik, Ishizu and Yami Malik vanish*
Bakura: Where hath they vanish'd?
MacYugi: Into the card...
Your children shall be dice of Wing Dragon of Ra.
Bakura: You shall be dice of Wing Dragon of Ra.
MacYugi: And dice of Obelisk.
Bakura: Who's here?
*Enter Duke*
Duke: Ah, Mcdonald fast lane in the next three right turn!
O, MacYugi,
The news of thy success; Pegasus hath
Grant thee the title of dice of Obelisk.
Bakura: What, can those duelist speak true?
MacYugi: Dice of Obelisk lives: why?
Duke: He hath been overthrown.
MacYugi: *Aside* Osiris, and dice of Obelisk!
The greatest is next!
*To Bakura*
Do you not hope your children be dice of Wing Dragon of Ra?
Bakura: Devil speaks truth to
Win us trust, to betray us.
MacYugi: *Aside* Two truths are told.
If chance will give me deck, why, chance may grant me,
Without any lose.
Bakura: We stay upon your heart.
MacYugi: Let us toward Pegasus.
Bakura: Time to hit the road.
MacYugi: Come, duelist.
*Exit*
~~~
End of Act I, Scene iii
~~~
Summary
~~~
Vinnick: Since it is almost dismissal time, I will just tell you guys the summary.
Class: YA!
Vinnick: Or should I let you guys do it?
Class: NOooooooo!
Vinnick: Just kidding...The summary is that Malik, Ishizu and Yami Malik predict the future of
MacYugi. Right After they disappear, the second prediction, the dice of Obelisk, has come true.
MacYugi thinks the third prediction, the dice of Wing Dragon of Ra, which symbolize the king,
will come true. Thus, Bakura is worry. There you go. Understand?
Class: Yes, Sire!
Vinnick: Good, because I need to go to washroom badly...so...Early Dismissal!
*Bell rings*
Vinnick: Okay, not so much for the "Early Dismissal"...
Class: *groan*
Vinnick: See you guys tomorrow then, bye!
*Exit*