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Pre-play

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*In Kaiba's house*

Seto: Get your hands off me!

Noa: No~ ^^

Seto: Stop following me!

Noa: No~ ^^

Seto: Get my brother back!

Noa: No~ ^^

Seto: ARGH!!!

Noa: But we can have a deal~ ^^

Seto: Really!? Name your price!

Noa: How about your brother for your freedom? ^^~ *blink blink*

Seto: You know I will do anything for Mokuba! Just tell me where my little brother is! *angry*

Noa: *Squeeze Seto's face* So cute~ I will tell you where Mokuba is~ ^^

Seto: WHERE!?

Noa: Muwahahaha!!!

Seto: *sweatdrop* Do not try to delay your death date!

Noa: Big brother, you are hilarious!

Seto: Huh?

*Mokuba rips off Noa's clothes...P.S. Again, let's say he rips off Noa's costume.*

Seto: Ack...I think I am going to faint...X_X

Mokuba: Hehe, don't you know today is April Fool's Day?

Seto: Mokuba...Today is July sixteenth...|||

Mokuba: O_O Are you positive?!

Seto: Yes...

Mokuba: Someone must have forgotten to flip the calendar! Noooooo!!!!!! I made a fool out of myself!

*Side note to Mokuba lover: sorry for making him being hilarious T_T*

Seto: S...o... dramatic...|||

Mokuba: ;_;

Seto: Let's go, Mokuba...It is time to go...



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*In class*

Vinnick: Morning, class...Hey Mokuba, you are back!

Mokuba: I was never gone. Noa is me!

Vinnick: Eh? *confused*

Seto: Mokuba thought it was April Fool's Day...

Vinnick: Er...||| Then how come Noa is without h now?

Mokuba: Hahaha! Some source has Noah, but someone told me it was suppose to be Noa. Thus...:)

Vinnick: I am getting sick with this class...so dramatic...@@"

Tea: Can we just start?

Vinnick: Shut up, Tea, or I will drink you alive.

Tea: ...-_- *thinks: such a bad name I have*



Vinnick: I have an important announcement to make. Before I make my announcement, anyone know

where is Yugi and Yami?

Joey: They are probably having FUN!.

Vinnick: *throws chalk at Joey*

*suddenly a scream comes from outside of the class*

Serenity: What is that sound? *scared*

Joey: Do not worry, sis. I am here to protect you.

Tristan: I think that is Yugi's voice!

Mako: O-ok...I do not want to know what happened...O_O

*another scream, but louder*

Mai: That is Yugi alright.

Pegasus: What are Yami-boy and Yugi-boy up to?

*scream becomes way louder*

Weevil: Are you thinking what I am thinking?

Rex: How do I know what you think?

Weevil: Try and read my mind.

Rex: *chant*

Weevil: What are you chanting?

Rex: I do not know.

Weevil: |||6...Never mind...

Vinnick: You guys are hilarious. How worst can a scream be?

Malik: Very worse...like this: *slap on Yami Bakura's butt*

Yami Bakura: *scream*

Vinnick: T_T *stare*

Malik: ^^ How cute~

Yami Bakura: (#*@*#&$@#$$+!%~^$&)

Vinnick: I am getting too much chant of "yama nashi, ochi nashi, imi nashi"...I better keep it in the

mild level...

Arkana: What do we do now?

Umbra: Ignore it.

Lumis: Record it.

Vinnick: Of course not! Someone go open the door and see.

*scream becomes VERY VERY VERY LOUD*

*wind blows by*

Class: *silence*

Vinnick: Okay, fine...I will open the door.

*Vinnick walks slowly to the door*

*another EXTREMELY LOUD scream*

Vinnick: *gulp*...In 3...2...1...

*Vinnick slam open the door*



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*THE END*

*sudden uproar of BOO!*

*okay...Just kidding...continue on with the story*

*by the way, this will tell you how dirty your mind is...*

*...very dirty...*



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Vinnick: *yells*...WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU GUYS DOING!?

*Yugi and Yami stare at Vinnick*

Yugi: AHhhhhhhhhh! Pervert!

Vinnick: O_X...What did I see?

Yugi: You saw my arm! *starts to cry* Woo...

Vinnick: *shiver*...Yami, What are you guys doing!?

Yami: Oh, it is nothing. It just that...

Yugi: Do NOT tell! *sob sob*

Yami: Do not worry, dear. It is nothing.

Yugi: Nothing to you, but important to me and my reputation!

Yami: At least ask V to help us to get out of the situation...

Yugi: NO! *hits yami with his right hand*

Vinnick: O_O...*yells* WHAT THE HECK!?

*Class wondering what V sees*

Vinnick: What happen to your hand, Yug?...T_T|||

Yugi: I...erm...

*Class put glass cup on the wall to listen*

Yami: He accidentally stucks his hand into that...

Yugi: *sob sob*

Yami: ...and I was trying to take his hand out from there...but failed...and it hurts him...

*Class discuss what happen*

Vinnick: Er...Just come into the class frist...|||

*Class returns to their seats as V comes back to the class*

*Yugi refuses to go into class*

Vinnick: Yugi...we still have to continue on with the play, even though your hand is stuck in that...|||

Class: Come in, Yug...We will not make a big deal out of it.

Yugi: Really? Yami: Do not worry, dear.

Class: Ya!

Yugi: Okay...

*As Yugi comes into the class, class notice his hand is...*

Class: WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

*some people laugh too loud and cause them have tear*

Yugi: WAA...*starts to cry...again...*

Joey: What's with the TEAPOT!? *focroflhho (fall off chair roll on floor laugh his head off)*

Yami: He was trying to make "TEA" (not that Tea)...|||...then...

Vinnick: *suddenly feel so cold* Er...go to see a doctor afterward...we have to finish this play...|||

Yugi: But, but, but....

Vinnick: No BUTT! I mean, BUT! Let's start the play at once!



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MacYugi, Act I, Scene iv

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*music*

*plays Warriors but no sound*

Vinnick: Do not tell me the machine is broken...

Grandpa: It is...

Vinnick: ARGH! I will need to SING then~ Lalalala

Class: *cover their ears and shake their head*

Vinnick: CONTINUE NOW!



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MacYugi, Act I, Scene iv

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*music*

*Vinnick sings Warrior*

*enter Pegasus, Seto, Mokuba, Sid and some Earl of Demise*

Pegasus: Is torment done on Macdonald? Is not

He who put cockroach in Coca Cola?

Seto: *puke*

He frankly confess'd his ebil-ness.

Pegasus: He was the fast-food whom I built

An absolute trust.

*Enter MacYugi with his hand in teapot, Bakura and Duke*

O worthiest duelist!

*hold out hand to shake hand*

What is that on your hand?

MacYugi: T_T Erm...A gift to you my king.

But yet to finishing this sculpture.

Pegasus: How gracious!

Ah, noble Bakura!

Bakura: My king.

Pegasus: Ferocious joy!

I here now by name my son,

Eldest son, Seto, as

The Prince of KC! The Prince of Kaiba Cucumber!

Seto: *thinks: I do not like cucumber... T_T*

MacYugi: Take my leave now to grant my wife

The joy of your approach.

Pegasus: My worthy dice of Obelisk!

MacYugi: *Aside* The Prince of Cucumber! that is a step

On which I must fall down.

*Exit MacYugi*

Pegasus: Let's go after him, Bakura.

A superior duelist.



*Exit*



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End of Act I, Scene iv



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Summary

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Vinnick: Summary, please.

*Shadi raises his hand*

Vinnick: Go ahead, Shadi.

Shadi: *speaks extremely fast, because he wants early dismissal*

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX...

Vinnick: Slow down...I can not hear what you say...

Shadi: *still speaks very fast* MacYugi...want...cucumber...

Vinnick: Er...he wants to be the Prince of KC, Is that what you meant?

Shadi: *nod nod*

Vinnick: What else?

Shadi: Go to MacYugi's house for McDonald's kid's meal.

Vinnick: |||...er...Did not say about the kid's meal...only go to MacYugi's house...

Shadi: *shrug*

Vinnick: Good job, Shadi. You have done well with your homework!

*in fact, Shadi has memorized the summary of this scene in cole's notes*

Vinnick: Well, then class, since Shadi is so hard working, you guys get an early dismissal today!

Class: WooHoo~ Thx Shadi!

*As class is half way out the class...*

Vinnick: WAIT! I forgot there is an announcement I have to make!

Class: *groan*

Vinnick: Come back or die! *slash the whip*

*everyone sits down in the speed of light*

Vinnick: We will have a quiz tomorrow! There, that is the announcement!

Class: NOoooooooooooo!!!!!!

Vinnick: Study or die. :) I am too nice! ^^

Class: *silence*

Vinnick: So prepare for tomorrow!

*Bell rings*

Yami: CRAP!

Vinnick: Ooops~ ^^ There goes your early dismissal! Anyways, bye, class~



*Exit*