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Pre-play
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Vinnick: Okay, class, we will start our day with an extremely short test. More suitably, it is a quiz.
Good luck and here is the test:
MacYugi Test
Name: __________
Mark: _____/13
1. What is MacYugi's first line of the entire play?
2. In scene i, what did the witches say that is relate to the previous question?
3. What were the three prophecies or predictions made by the witches?
4. What did Macdonald do that cause his torment?
5. *Dummy Question Time!*...Who wrote the original play (Macbeth)?
Vinnick: I will wake up in half hour. That will be your time to write the test. Pokemon GO!!!!!!!!!
*sings Mezasei Pokemon Master*...Lalalala~
Class: SHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vinnick: *sets alarm clock*...Laterz, guys~ I am off sleeping! :) I will be back! In 3, 2, 1...*Vinnick falls asleep*...OINK~
Class: *sweatdrops*
*As Vinnick sleeps*
Joey: Tristan, let me see your answer.
Tristan: You dummy, not too loud!
Joey: O-k~ *stick out tonque* :p
*Shadi walks to Vinnick*
Shadi: *use millennium key*...Hehehehe...I show see the answer in your mind.
*Inside Vinnick's mind*
Shadi: HOLY SMOLY!! I never see such a mind as complicate as this one! Vinnick's mind is more
complicate than the pharaoh's! I must search for the right answer from these chambers.
*Shadi opens a door*
Shadi: What is this? Seto-mania! What is with the Kaiba's poster? And the Kaiba dolls? I never see a
thing quite like this. This is "too", to the power of 100, obsessed! *widen eyes*...O______O|||
*meanwhile*
Serenity: Big Brother, Cheating is bad. You should not cheat! *sob, sob* ;_;
Joey: Serenity...
Serenity: *runs away*
Duke: Look! What have you done!?
*Duke chases after Serenity*
Joey: Ai...Serenity...you are right...What am I doing!? Cheating on test! ...HA
Tristan: Are you outta your mind!? Choose to fail or choose to cheat!
Joey: SUPER DUPER DILEMMA! O_O
Tristan: T_T...this ain't really dilemma...
Joey: ! I choose fail!
*Joey's pokemon comes out*
Joey: Not you...
Tristan: Is that your final answer?
Joey: Erm... Actually, I will choose cheat.
*Another Joey's pokemon comes out*
Joey: Not you, again...
Tristan: Is that your final answer?
Joey: Yes, Regis!
Tristan: You are...right! You finally come down to your senses! You just earn a cheat notes! Let's get
busy!
Joey: Woohoo!
*outside*
Duke: Serenity! Wait for me!
Serenity: *sob sob* Duke...Joey, he... :'(
Duke: *calm Serenity* He just fooling around. He will not cheat.
Serenity: Really? *blink blink*
Duke: Ya, I am sure. When you go back to class, he will just like before. Joey will not cheat. *show his
stunning smile*
Serenity: :) Let's go back then.
Duke: Let's go :)
*back to class*
Joey: *loudly* Tristan, where is page two of the cheat note?
*wind blows*
Duke and Serenity: *sweatdrop*
Serenity: Big Brother! *angrily takes cheat notes away*...You should not do this!
Joey: MY CHEAT!! *cries*
Serenity: Hmph! *turns away*
Mai: Joey, now you done it. You make your sister angry...Not only that, I can not believe I lost this bet.
Serenity: ?
Joey: Sorry, sis. We are betting on if you will get angry or not.
Serenity: YOU! *goes away*
Duke: Argh! Joey! Stop making my Serenity mad! But, thanks for giving me the chance to be with her.
*winks and goes away*
Joey: *vein pop out on fist* YOU!!
Tristan: Calm down, Joey.
Joey: How can I be calm now!? ...Okay, I am calm. Now, Darn! She takes the cheat notes with her!
Tristan: Do not worry, bro. I have it all down. ;)
Joey: Ooo...Good old Tristan.
Tristan: Who is old!? *middle finger*
Joey: I mean, Good Job, Tristan
Tristan: Much better.
Mai: Guys, stop fooling around...
*inside Vinnick's mind*
Shadi: What is this? *opens another door* This room seems to be safe.
*Shadi walks a few steps*
Shadi: AHH!!!
*meanwhile*
Pegasus: Shadi makes a good example! *light bulb shines* I shall use the power of my millennium eye. Muwahahaha!
*inside Vinnick's mind*
Pegasus: How come this door is open? Let me see...!!!...O_____O *widen eyes*
*in class*
Rex: Weevil! Get your worm away from my test! They are eating their lunch too soon!
Weevil: Gegege...you gotta live with it... *grins*
Mako: Erm...excuse me, Weevil. But your insect egg is bothering me... Can you put it in the other
place except for under my desk!? -_-
Weevil: Gotta live with it~
Rex: Argh...I can not take this anymore! Red eyes, attack the puny insects!
*silence*
Rex: Right...I forget that I do not have it anymore...T_T...Go KingRex!
*KingRex burns the insect...along with Rex's test*
Rex: NOO! Now, you have done it! My papier!
Weevil: NOO! Now, you have done it! My insects!
Rex: Sucks to your INSECT!
Weevil: Sucks to your ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-m-a-r!!!
Rex: I do not have assmar...T_T|||
Weevil: Oh right!
Rex: Dummy Underpants!
Weevil: WHAT DO YOU SAY!?
Rex: Dirty Underpants! Phew~ So stinky!
Weevil: *steam comes out of the ear* GO MY INSECT QUEEN!
Insect Queen: Meow?
Weevil: Crap, I should have not feed it a cat...
Rex: Wait a sec...Do not tell me that cat is the cat I bought yesterday with my cat coupon in the cat
store...!?
Weevil: I dunno...I only remember it is a white cat.
Rex: *becomes a stone* I SPEND ONE YEAR'S ALLOWENCE ON THAT FRICKKING CAT!
Weevil: *shrugs*
Rex: ARGH! You are doomed, Underpants!!!! *chases Weevil around*
Mako: Guys, please stop. I am trying to concentrate.
Rex: HOW CAN I BE CALM!? YOU WILL BE AS MAD AS ME WHEN YOUR CAT GOT
EATTEN FOR SOME STUPID QUEEN!
Weevil: !!! Rex, you remind me something...I think your cat is white with speckle right?
Rex: YES!
Weevil: The one my beautiful queen ate yesterday does not have speckle on it.
Rex: THANKS GOD! But then, whose cat was it?
Mako: Do not tell me is my cat! O______O
Weevil: I guess so.
Mako: WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH!! REX, I UNDERSTAND YOUR FEELING
BEFORE! ARGH! PAY ME BACK MY CAT, YOU DIRTY UNDERPANTS!!!!
Weevil: GO Insect Queen, stop this mad man!
Insect Queen: Meow....zzzzzzzzzz....
Weevil: Come on, you should be energetic now, since you just ate your lunch.
Rex: What did you give her?
Weevil: Another cat, a white cat with speckle on it.
Rex: WHAT!?
Weevil: They sure look delicious!
Rex and Mako: Let's revenge on Underpants by removing his underpants!!!
Weevil: SH!T...*runs away*
Rex: GO KINGREX!
Mako: GO LEGENDARY FISHERMAN!
Legendary Fisherman: ...
Mako: Right, dolphin can not swim on land...-_-||| Go Fortress Whale! Wait! I regret! NOOOO~
*classroom suddenly goes down one level and the ceiling raise up a bunch*
Rex: You better not call it off...*sweatdrop*
Mako: I guess so...or else the classroom will sing "Bye, bye, bye"...O_O;;
Weevil: *thinking: whew, they forget about me*
Rex: But, let's not forget about Mr. Underpants.
Mako: Oh ya! Let's Go! *sings Let's and Go's song*
Rex: Is Vinnick's spirit on you or what!? T_T
Mako: Erm...no...let's just worry about catching Underpants for now.
Weevil: Hey, how about our quiz!? :(
Rex: It is gone, thanks to your LOVELY insects.
Weevil: O.O;;
Mako: Let's hunt him down!
Rex: Underpants, you are going down!
Weevil: *runs away in the speed of light* T_T))))))))))))))))))
Rex and Mako: COME BACK HERE!
Bonz: Are you ready?
Sid: Ya!
Bonz: Close the curtain!
Sid: Here comes the answer!
*curtain closes* *there seems to be words on the curtain*
Bonz: Muwahahaha! I spent endless hour on this curtain cheat sheet! Muwahahaha!
Sid: Good job, Bonz. Let's get down to work!
Bonz: Woohoo! I can not believe I will be able to get perfect on my test! Wahahaha!
Sid: Shh... Do not wake up Vinnick...
Bonz: Oh right...
*Bonz and Sid start the madness of searching for answer*
Ishizu: I wonder what is keeping Pegasus so long to get the answer. *walks around impatiently*
Bakura: Erm...Yami Bakura...I...er... I think these are the answers...to the test
Yami Bakura: WOW! Did you memorize the whole MacYugi or what!? O___o
Bakura: Hehe...since they wrote the answer on the curtain. I just look at it.
Yami Bakura: I see... Hold your test up for a moment.
Bakura: Here.
Yami Bakura: Let me finish copying... *gets busy*
Malik: Hey~ I wanna look too~
Yami Malik: Come back here, Malik...*grabs Malik* Are you trying to get away from me or what!?
Malik: *thinking: oops...he notices* Erm...No~ |||| *sweatdrops*
Yami Malik: Ya right...Sit down or die. *veins pop up on face*
Malik: O_o;;
Odion: Master, I will share my answer with you.
Malik: But you got no answer down. *stares at Odion's blank test*
Odion: Oh right!
Yami Malik: T_T... Stupid Odion...
Odion: Sorry, master...
Yami Malik: Just go copy their answer then...T_T
Malik: Woohoo!
Bandit Keith: Shoot! I remember I put the cheat sheet in this wrist band. Maybe it is the other one, or
did I get the wrist band wash? Argh, which wrist band is it?
Grandpa: Why do I have to write this hilarious test...? O.o
Hawkins: Solomon, you have to because you are in the class...
Grandpa: But am not I too old for school?
Hawkins: This is not school. It is called abyss...T_T
Rebecca: What is abyss, grandpa?
Hawkins: Another word for netherworld.
Rebecca: What is netherworld?
Hawkins: Erm...basically, hell.
Rebecca: Oh~
Hawkins: :)
Rebecca: Yugi's grandpa, I have a question for you.
Grandpa: What is it, Rebecca?
Rebecca: Why do you always wear your bandana?
Grandpa: Shh...
Hawkins: What is it, Solomon? Why do you always wear it? It is not like you are bald are something.
Grandpa: Argh, you hit my weak point...X_x
Hawkins: Take it easy. I never know you are bald...O_O
Grandpa: I am just joking...T_T
Hawkins: Oh...okay...:S
Rebecca: Then, what is with the bandana?
Grandpa: Let me take it off...
Hawkins and Rebecca: WOAH!
Joey: Hey, Tristan. Let me see this one's answer! *stands up and looks over Tristan's shoulder*
Tristan: Shh...Not too loud...
Mai: *steals Joey's paper*
Joey: So that is what it is...Hey! Where is my freaky test?
Mai: *throws Joey's paper on the ground* Hey, Joey. Your test slips down your table to the ground
Joey: Oh! Thank you, Mai.
Mai: *thinking: whew*
Umbra: *stares at Lumis*
Lumis: *stares at Umbra*
Umbra: *nods*
Lumis: *nods*
Ishizu: T_T...Are these two talking through their microphone behind the mask again?
Grandpa: Are you guys shocked?
Hawkins and Rebecca: *nod*
Grandpa: Well...it is not thing to be shocked for...It is just cheat sheet...:)
Hawkins: Solomon, I never knew you would cheat.
Rebecca: Is not cheating a bad thing to do??
Grandpa: Rebecca, sometimes, cheating is necessary against weird teacher like Vinnick...
Hawkins: Do not teach my Rebecca cheating!
Grandpa: Okey Dookey...~_~ Anywayz...this cheat is for this test...Let's copy, shall we?
Hawkins: Since you asked...sure~ :D
Rebecca: Grandpa, I thought you said cheating is bad...T_T
Hawkins: Oh well, cheat sheet in front, so why not?
Rebecca: ...o-k...
Espa: Cosmic force, speaks to me~
Magnum: What do you think he is doing?
Panic: He is just asking his brother for the answer
Magnum: Good example! I shall call my ninja friends...*talks on the phone*
Panic: How can I cheat this time? I am starting to panic... *walks around*
Magnum: *pokes Panic* Hey, my friends tell me to look outside.
Panic: Then, let's see.
Magnum: OMG....
Panic: ...What on earth
*ninja forms the answer by their body*
Magnum: Erm...better than nothing...-.-
Panic: Right...copy down first...:x
Magnum: Right...
Duke: Calm down, Serenity...
Serenity: *cries out loud and throw the cheat sheet in the trash can*
Duke: Calm down, Serenity...
*near Duke and Serenity*
Tea: *crouching* Just a bit more...I am almost there...I almost got the cheat sheet from the trash can...
Noah: Wahahaha...I am DA COMPUTER SPIRIT! I can check the answer through internet! Woohoo~
Seto: Ignore him, Mokuba.
Mokuba: Yes, big brother.
Seto: Oh and Mokuba, put this earphone on.
Mokuba: What is it, Seto?
Seto: Kemo said it will help us on the test.
Mokuba: I wonder what this is about.
*through the earphone, Kemo: Sir, this is the first answer to the question....*
Seto: O-okay...O_o...this is cheating....
Mokuba: ...
Seto: Here, Mokuba. Take the other earphone and listen to it.
Mokuba: How about you, big brother?
Seto: I already finish the test on my own...T_T
Mokuba: O..okay.... o.O;;
Seto: Just copy what Kemo said...
Mokuba: Yes, Seto!
Arkana: Let's see what people put down for answer...
*Arkana turns around and sees Rare Hunter*
Arkana: Okay...He is writing his answer in saliva form. I have no idea what is his answer...T_T
*Arkana turns around again and sees String*
Arkana: String?
String: ...
Arkana: Stop miming...
String: ...
Arkana: *pulls the ring on String's face*
String: ... *stares at Arkana*
Arkana: Nevermind....|||
String: ... *back to miming*
Arkana: Oh well...Dark Magician, comes out...
Dark Magician: ...
Arkana: Do not pull a String on me...
Dark Magician: :S
Arkana: Go and read other people's mind.
Dark Magician: *turns away*
Arkana: Crap...-__- He does not care... I will just have to do it manually...
*Arkana walks around the classroom and seeks for answer*
Ishizu: How come Pegasus starts to nose bleed?
Para: Dox?
Dox: Para?
Para: Dox dox dox dox Dox?
Dox: Para para Para para Para?
Para: Dox!
Dox: Para para para para para!
Joey: Yo, Dox. Are you doing Para para dance?
Dox: T_T||| *sweatdrops*
Para: Do NOT make fun of my name!
Dox: T_T
Joey: Erm...but your name IS Para...O.o
Para: YOU! Go Gate Guardian!
*Gate Guardian moves the ceiling further up*
Dox: You just done the same mistake as Mako...
Para: Better not call it off...X_x
Joey: *whisper* Sucker~
Para: ?
Joey: Oh, nothing~ ^^"
Dox: :S
Yami: ...
Yugi: ...
*Yami and Yugi are talking through their mind*
Yami: Yugi, do you remember question three?
Yugi: I am not sure. I think it is the god cards.
Yami: But it is the prophecies wor.
Yugi: Then I am not sure.
Yami: Oh well...at least we will fail together. :)
Yugi: Ya~ *blushes*
Yami: Aw...So cute...
*Yugi's face is now as red as an apple*
Yami: Hehe~
Espa: Brother, what did you say the answer is?
Espa brothers: Just attach a ten dollars bill to your test!
Espa: Good idea!
Bandit Keith: Muwahahaha...I overhear the strategy. Now I will attach money to my test, too!
*Bandit Keith searches through his pocket*
Bandit Keith: Erm...I only have five dollars bill...Oh well...It will do.
Ishizu: Pegasus! Wake up...you are loosing too much blood from nose bleeding...T_T
*inside Vinnick's mind*
Pegasus: Shadi....
Shadi: Ah, Pegasus!
Pegasus: What on earth are you doing? *nose bleeds*
Shadi: The wind coming up is too strong! Man, I feel like a woman! I am like Marilyn Monroe now!
Pegasus: Your hairy legs are showing...*pukes* ....X_x
Shadi: Stop looking!
Pegasus: *faints*
Shadi: I must find the answer...argh!... Thirty minutes is almost up... Darn...
~~~
*alarm clock rings*
*Vinnick wakes up*
Vinnick: WOAH! *jumps out of the chair* Times up! Pass your test to the front of the row. The people,
sitting in the front, organize the test and give it to me. I will get these back to you in one minute,
starting now!
Class: OMG!!
Yami: Are you trying to delay act II or what?
Vinnick: Oops! You notice it! :p
Class: *sweatdrops*
Vinnick: Just count the time for me...
Class: 60 sec...59, 58, 57, 56, 55, 54, 53, 52, 51, 50, 49, 48, 47, 46, 45, 44, 43, 42, 41, 40, 39, 38, 37,
36, 35, 34, 33, 32, 31, 30, 29, 28, 27, 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11,
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0.9, 0.8, 0.7, 0.6, 0.5, 0.4, 0.3, 0.2, 0.1...0!!!!
Yami: Yo! Times up...!
Vinnick: Darn, you guys count too fast! But newayz...I finish marking. I will show people how
pathetic some of you guys' answers are...T_T
Class: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Vinnick: Too bad so sad...
Vinnick: First of all, let's see...erm...Seto-cutie's answer. I am proud of you, dear~ You got all the
questions correct. Awww... *hearts pop up around Vinnick*
Seto: ...pathetic fools...
Vinnick: Let me share with you guys, Joey and Tristan's answer...
*Joey and Tristan suddenly shiver*
Vinnick: I almost choke when I see you guys' answer... Here it is:
MacYugi Test
Name: Cyber Tristan
1. What is MacYugi's first line of the entire play?
~ So monster and monkey a day I have not eaten
Teacher Comment: It does not mean that you are a monkey, the answer has to be a monkey
2. In scene i, what did the witches say that is relate to the previous question?
~ Monster is monkey, monkey is monster
Teacher Comment: Again, monkey...=$
3. What were the three prophecies or predictions made by the witches?
~ Sinister serpent, Harpie's feather duster, and Valkyrion the magna warrior
Teacher Comment: The question did NOT ask for what is the promotion card for Yugioh WWE
4. What did Macdonald do that cause his torment?
~ I do not know
Teacher Comment: Erm...no comment
5. *Dummy Question Time!*...Who wrote the original play (Macbeth)?
~ Vinnick!
Teacher Comment: This is the best answer! Sadly, it is wrong...
Vinnick: Overall, Tristan, you fail this test with zero...T_T
Tristan: WHAT!? I CHEAT FOR THIS TEST AND I GOT ZERO!?
Vinnick: Huh? What did you just say?
Tristan: Oops...nothing...|||6
Vinnick: O_o...now, Joey's answer:
Joey: Argh! Curse you, Tristan...
Vinnick: Shh....:
MacYugi Test
Name: Doggy Joey the Swordsman
1. What is MacYugi's first line of the entire play?
~ So monster and monkey a day I have not eaten
Teacher Comment: I think I see this answer somewhere before...hmm...
2. In scene i, what did the witches say that is relate to the previous question?
~ Monster is monkey, monkey is monster
Teacher Comment: Deja vu!
3. What were the three prophecies or predictions made by the witches?
~ Sinister serpent, Harpie's feather duster, and Valkyrion the magna warrior
Teacher Comment: Very suspicious...
4. What did Macdonald do that cause his torment?
~ I do not know, either
Teacher Comment: Obviously...this has something to do with cheating... o.O;;
5. *Dummy Question Time!*...Who wrote the original play (Macbeth)?
~ ME!
Teacher Comment: YOU WISH!
Vinnick: Of course, Joey, you got a big fat zero, too.
Joey: WHAT ON EARTH!? Tristan, you better explain this!
Vinnick: Shut up, Joey, and let this be a lesson to all of you.
Class: *thinking: oops*
Vinnick: Now, let me see...Oh and Rex, I did not see your test. Where is it?
Rex: It got burned...
Vinnick: Okay~ T_T...I do not want to know what happened...Zero for you, then...
Rex: WHAT!? Weevil, explain this...
Weevil: *too exhaust to talk*
Rex: Speaks Weevil!
Weevil: Zzzz... *snores*
Rex: NOOOOOOOOO........
Vinnick: Erm... Anywayz...let's see... Rare Hunter's test...
Espa: What happen to the test?
Vinnick: It is full of saliva....I can not even put a score on it...-_-||| But, obviously, you got zero.
Rare Hunter: Gegegegege...
Vinnick: Why are you so happy about it?
Vinnick: There is another almost perfect paper, Espa! You got ten out of thirteen.
Espa: Woohoo!
Panic: *to Espa* I thought you did not write down anything.
Espa: :P It is my psychic power! Muwahahahaha
Vinnick: Bandit Keith got five out of thirteen.
Bandit Keith: Darn! I should have brought more money. Who knows in the first place that one dollar is
equal to one mark....X_X
Vinnick: Shadi...How come each of your answer is Marilyn Monroe. Do you have a craze about her?
Shadi: Erm...no... It is just that I have been like her before...
Vinnick: O_o...
Shadi: I do not mean dress like her...-.-
Vinnick: Okay...T_T
Vinnick: Here is Pegasus's test...
Pegasus: Crap...:x
Vinnick: Shut up and look:
MacYugi Test
Name: Millionaire Maximillion Pegasus
1. What is MacYugi's first line of the entire play?
~ So funny bunny show a day keeps the hunter away
Teacher Comment: Erm...Ya right...
2. In scene i, what did the witches say that is relate to the previous question?
~ I love FUNNY BUNNY!
Teacher Comment: More like hachoo...
3. What were the three prophecies or predictions made by the witches?
~ Funny Bunny, Funny Bunny, Funny Bunny
Teacher Comment: Funny Bunny, Funny Bunny, Funny Bunny...@@""
4. What did Macdonald do that cause his torment?
~ He ate Funny Bunny
Teacher Comment: I am getting Funny Bunny Mind over Matter Sickness
5. *Dummy Question Time!*...Who wrote the original play (Macbeth)?
~ Run Funny Bunny Run
Teacher Comment: *pukes*
Vinnick: I feel weak...T_T
Pegasus: T_T
Vinnick: Zero as usual...
Pegasus: @@ Sucks to your ASSSSSSSSSSSSS............
Vinnick: *stares*
Pegasus: m-a-r...T_T
Vinnick: Duke and Serenity...where are they?
Tea: Serenity was crying.
Vinnick: Why?
Tea: Because Joey was cheeeeeeeee..... *Joey puts tape on Tea's mouth* *mumble*
Joey: Nothing...:)
Vinnick: T_T|||| Then, where is Duke?
Tristan: He is with Serenity...
Vinnick: Dukey, how can you leave me like this? *sob sob*
Class: *silence*
Vinnick: Anywayz, I still got my Seto~ Awww~
Seto: ...
Vinnick: Now back to the test. Mai's test is just like Joey's test...T_T What did you guys do?
Mai: Erm...nothing
Vinnick: Look at this silly test!
Mai: Grabs the test, Harpie Lady!
*Harpie Lady uses Rose Whip to grab the test*
Vinnick: Oh well...I already recorded it as zero.
Mai: ARGH! TRISTAN AND JOEY! ARGH!
Joey: T_T))))) *runs away*
Vinnick: Since I can not really read Weevil and Mako's test, you guys got a big fat zero as well.
Mako: What the!?
Rex: HAHAHA!
Mako: SHUT UP!
Rex: :P
Mako: *groans*
Weevil: Zzzzzz...
Vinnick: Bonz and Sid, you guys forgot one major thing after you guys cheat with the curtain.
Bonz and Sid: Uh-oh...
Vinnick: Look...! *point at curtain* You guys forgot to put the curtain back...T_T
Bonz: Oh shoot!
Sid: I thought you will put it back!
Bonz: I thought YOU will put it back!
Vinnick: Either way, a zero... Thank you!
Bonz: :(
Sid: :S
Vinnick: Ishizu, how come you did not answer any of the questions?
Ishizu: Because Pegasus did not come back with the answer before the thirty minutes...*groans*
Vinnick: You should have answer on your own...T_T
Ishizu: Geez...It is too late to say that, so shut up!
Vinnick: =$
Vinnick: I do not even want to bother with the five person cheat...*stares across the room*
Bakura, Yami Bakura, Malik, Yami Malik and Odion: *shivers*
Vinnick: *cough cough* You know who you ARE! T_T
Bakura, Yami Bakura, Malik, Yami Malik and Odion: *turns away*
Vinnick: The oldie group is not bad...They got perfect.
Grandpa: *to Rebecca and Hawkins* Told ya~ Cheating are good against bad teacher~
Vinnick: ?
Vinnick: Umbra and Lumis...T_T Ai....Stop using you guys' microphone...It is not like I do not know
you have microphone...
Umbra and Lumis: How do you know?
Vinnick: There is something called recorder... T_T
Lumis: WHERE!? O_O
Umbra: HOW ON EARTH!?
Vinnick: If I told you, you guys would surely destroy it...I am not dumb...
Lumis and Umbra: -.-|||
Vinnick: *yawns* Panic and Magnum, how come you guys' writing looks like people forming the
letter?
Magnum: Erm...It is a new style of writing.
Vinnick: Then how come Panic knows?
Panic: Magnum taught me this type of writing...
Vinnick: O_o...Okay... weird...
Magnum: -_-|||
Panic: So what do we got?
Vinnick: You guys would have gotten perfect if it was not for the writing...Minus three marks for hard
to read writing.
Panic: *to Magnum* At least we pass...
Magnum: *to Panic* Better than nothing...X_X
Vinnick: And Tea's test. I do not think you did this test on your own, Tea. You are not that smart...T_T
Tea: @@""
Yami: *to Yugi: I agree with V*
Yugi: *to Yami: Me too...*
Vinnick: Anywayz...deduct marks for not looking like your own writing...you got six out of thirteen...
In other words, you FAIL!!
Tea: What the hell!?
Vinnick: Life is not fair. ;)
Vinnick: Mokuba, your test is rather interesting....:
MacYugi Test
Name: Mokuba Sea Horse
1. What is MacYugi's first line of the entire play?
~ Kemo said: So win and lose a day I have not dueled
Teacher Comment: Kemo?
2. In scene i, what did the witches say that is relate to the previous question?
~ Kemo said: Win is Lose; Lose is Win
Teacher Comment: Kemo again?
3. What were the three prophecies or predictions made by the witches?
~ Kemo said: Dice of Osiris, Dice of Obelisk and Dice of Wing Dragon of Ra
Teacher Comment: Who is Kemo?
4. What did Macdonald do that cause his torment?
~ Kemo said: putting cockroach in the coke
Teacher Comment: You are not Kemo...
5. *Dummy Question Time!*...Who wrote the original play (Macbeth)?
~ Kemo said: William Shakespeare
Teacher Comment: Freaky...Who IS KEMO?
Vinnick: Who is Kemo?
Mokuba: Erm...How about I like to call myself Kemo? *prays*
Vinnick: Okay~ T_T Anywayz...perfect...
Mokuba: Woohoo!!!
Vinnick: I will not even bother with Noa's test...
Noa: Why?
Vinnick: You have your internet...
Noa: Oops, you notice it...:p
Vinnick: T__________T
Vinnick: Arkana...your test is a crap...X_o So is String...
Arkana: What did I do?
Vinnick: Because you did nothing...
Arkana: O_o;;
String: ...
Vinnick: String does not even bother to write it... But he surely will get perfect for mime test...-__-|||
String: ...
Vinnick: Paradox brother, your answer is very paradoxical. All of your answer is either Para or Dox...
Para: ...
Dox: ...
Vinnick: I am getting sick with paradox.... My head is so weightlessly heavy......@@"
Vinnick: Last and least, Yugi and Yami's test. You guys would have got perfect if you guys didn't
change the answer for question number three...
Yugi: See! I told you the answer to number three is correct!
Yami: Beats me~
Yugi: *sob sob*
Yami: Aww...Do not cry for me, Yugi.
Yugi: I am not crying for YOU! *sob sob*
Yami: WHAT!? *heart breaks*
Vinnick: Stop chatting around...At least you guys got ten out of thirteen...-_____-||| *sweatdrops*
Yami: ...
Vinnick: That is it for the scene i to iv test. We need to get going on scene v.
Class: *groans*
Vinnick: Shut up and start to work!
Yami: How come suddenly there are a lot of new people in our class?
Vinnick: 'Cause I like to...Just get down to work!
Yami: #(@$(*!@#)(
~~~
MacYugi, Act I, Scene iv
~~~
*music*
*plays Genki no Shower*
*enter Tea, reading a letter*
Tea: "The weird sister met me in a duel of success, who
all-hailed me 'Dice of Obelisk'
before Dice of Duke arrives and grants me title.
Weird sister referred
me as the Dice of Wing Dragon of Ra. Lay it
to thy heart, and farewell"
Osiris thou art, and Obelisk; and shalt be
What thou art promised: yet do I fear thy nature;
It is too full o' the dumbest thoughts.
*Enter a Magnum*
What is your report?
Magnum: Pegasus comes here to-night.
Tea: Is not MacYugi with him?
Magnum: Our dice is coming
Tea: Give him candy;
He brings great news.
*Exit Magnum*
*Tea walks around*
*Enter MacYugi*
Tea: Great Osiris! Worthy Obelisk!
Greater than both, by the all-hail Wing Dragon of Ra!
MacYugi: My dearest love, *pukes*
*Tea stares*
MacYugi: *cough cough* Pegasus comes here tonight.
Tea: And when he leaves?
MacYugi: Tomorrow, as he states.
Tea: O, never
Shall Pegasus see the morrow sun!
MacYugi: We will speak further.
Tea: Only look up clear;
Leave all the rest to me.
*Exit*
~~~
End of Act I, Scene v
~~~
Summary
~~~
Vinnick: Too tired for summary... zzzZZzzz
Class: *sweatdrops*
Vinnick: Rare Hunter, hand these paper out.
Yami Bakura: What is that?
Vinnick: This scene's summary.
Yami: Finally you did something nice.
Vinnick: *stares at Yami*
*suddenly Yami shivers*
Vinnick: Ack...Weevil...read the handout.
Weevil: *snores*
Vinnick: Somebody wakes him up... Mako, you read.
Mako: Yes...Sir...T_T... Hey! How come this handout only have Seto's picture on it? Where is the
summary? ?_?
Vinnick: I must have photocopied the wrong thing.
*wind blows by*
Vinnick: Anywayz, the summary is that Tea knows about the weird sister's prophecies through the
letter MacYugi has sent her.
Yugi: *thinking: hey Yami, I will never sent her any letter at all*
Yami: *thinking: true*
Vinnick: Then Tea wants MacYugi to kill Pegasus so MacYugi can fulfilled the prophecies. That's the
basic summary of this scene.
Class: Oh!
*bell rings*
*Vinnick completely ignores the sound of the bell*
Vinnick: As for your homework today...
Yami Malik: WHAT!?
Vinnick: Shut up, Vein pop-er. Go over your test and that's it.
Joey: *groans*
Vinnick: Did the bell ring yet?
Class: Ya...
Vinnick: Last task for the day...
Class: WHAT!?
Vinnick: Geez, Can't you guys take a joke!? o_O|||
Class: Not at all.
Vinnick: Erm...then go home...geez...bye...T_T|||
*Exit*
Pre-play
~~~
Vinnick: Okay, class, we will start our day with an extremely short test. More suitably, it is a quiz.
Good luck and here is the test:
MacYugi Test
Name: __________
Mark: _____/13
1. What is MacYugi's first line of the entire play?
2. In scene i, what did the witches say that is relate to the previous question?
3. What were the three prophecies or predictions made by the witches?
4. What did Macdonald do that cause his torment?
5. *Dummy Question Time!*...Who wrote the original play (Macbeth)?
Vinnick: I will wake up in half hour. That will be your time to write the test. Pokemon GO!!!!!!!!!
*sings Mezasei Pokemon Master*...Lalalala~
Class: SHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vinnick: *sets alarm clock*...Laterz, guys~ I am off sleeping! :) I will be back! In 3, 2, 1...*Vinnick falls asleep*...OINK~
Class: *sweatdrops*
*As Vinnick sleeps*
Joey: Tristan, let me see your answer.
Tristan: You dummy, not too loud!
Joey: O-k~ *stick out tonque* :p
*Shadi walks to Vinnick*
Shadi: *use millennium key*...Hehehehe...I show see the answer in your mind.
*Inside Vinnick's mind*
Shadi: HOLY SMOLY!! I never see such a mind as complicate as this one! Vinnick's mind is more
complicate than the pharaoh's! I must search for the right answer from these chambers.
*Shadi opens a door*
Shadi: What is this? Seto-mania! What is with the Kaiba's poster? And the Kaiba dolls? I never see a
thing quite like this. This is "too", to the power of 100, obsessed! *widen eyes*...O______O|||
*meanwhile*
Serenity: Big Brother, Cheating is bad. You should not cheat! *sob, sob* ;_;
Joey: Serenity...
Serenity: *runs away*
Duke: Look! What have you done!?
*Duke chases after Serenity*
Joey: Ai...Serenity...you are right...What am I doing!? Cheating on test! ...HA
Tristan: Are you outta your mind!? Choose to fail or choose to cheat!
Joey: SUPER DUPER DILEMMA! O_O
Tristan: T_T...this ain't really dilemma...
Joey: ! I choose fail!
*Joey's pokemon comes out*
Joey: Not you...
Tristan: Is that your final answer?
Joey: Erm... Actually, I will choose cheat.
*Another Joey's pokemon comes out*
Joey: Not you, again...
Tristan: Is that your final answer?
Joey: Yes, Regis!
Tristan: You are...right! You finally come down to your senses! You just earn a cheat notes! Let's get
busy!
Joey: Woohoo!
*outside*
Duke: Serenity! Wait for me!
Serenity: *sob sob* Duke...Joey, he... :'(
Duke: *calm Serenity* He just fooling around. He will not cheat.
Serenity: Really? *blink blink*
Duke: Ya, I am sure. When you go back to class, he will just like before. Joey will not cheat. *show his
stunning smile*
Serenity: :) Let's go back then.
Duke: Let's go :)
*back to class*
Joey: *loudly* Tristan, where is page two of the cheat note?
*wind blows*
Duke and Serenity: *sweatdrop*
Serenity: Big Brother! *angrily takes cheat notes away*...You should not do this!
Joey: MY CHEAT!! *cries*
Serenity: Hmph! *turns away*
Mai: Joey, now you done it. You make your sister angry...Not only that, I can not believe I lost this bet.
Serenity: ?
Joey: Sorry, sis. We are betting on if you will get angry or not.
Serenity: YOU! *goes away*
Duke: Argh! Joey! Stop making my Serenity mad! But, thanks for giving me the chance to be with her.
*winks and goes away*
Joey: *vein pop out on fist* YOU!!
Tristan: Calm down, Joey.
Joey: How can I be calm now!? ...Okay, I am calm. Now, Darn! She takes the cheat notes with her!
Tristan: Do not worry, bro. I have it all down. ;)
Joey: Ooo...Good old Tristan.
Tristan: Who is old!? *middle finger*
Joey: I mean, Good Job, Tristan
Tristan: Much better.
Mai: Guys, stop fooling around...
*inside Vinnick's mind*
Shadi: What is this? *opens another door* This room seems to be safe.
*Shadi walks a few steps*
Shadi: AHH!!!
*meanwhile*
Pegasus: Shadi makes a good example! *light bulb shines* I shall use the power of my millennium eye. Muwahahaha!
*inside Vinnick's mind*
Pegasus: How come this door is open? Let me see...!!!...O_____O *widen eyes*
*in class*
Rex: Weevil! Get your worm away from my test! They are eating their lunch too soon!
Weevil: Gegege...you gotta live with it... *grins*
Mako: Erm...excuse me, Weevil. But your insect egg is bothering me... Can you put it in the other
place except for under my desk!? -_-
Weevil: Gotta live with it~
Rex: Argh...I can not take this anymore! Red eyes, attack the puny insects!
*silence*
Rex: Right...I forget that I do not have it anymore...T_T...Go KingRex!
*KingRex burns the insect...along with Rex's test*
Rex: NOO! Now, you have done it! My papier!
Weevil: NOO! Now, you have done it! My insects!
Rex: Sucks to your INSECT!
Weevil: Sucks to your ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-m-a-r!!!
Rex: I do not have assmar...T_T|||
Weevil: Oh right!
Rex: Dummy Underpants!
Weevil: WHAT DO YOU SAY!?
Rex: Dirty Underpants! Phew~ So stinky!
Weevil: *steam comes out of the ear* GO MY INSECT QUEEN!
Insect Queen: Meow?
Weevil: Crap, I should have not feed it a cat...
Rex: Wait a sec...Do not tell me that cat is the cat I bought yesterday with my cat coupon in the cat
store...!?
Weevil: I dunno...I only remember it is a white cat.
Rex: *becomes a stone* I SPEND ONE YEAR'S ALLOWENCE ON THAT FRICKKING CAT!
Weevil: *shrugs*
Rex: ARGH! You are doomed, Underpants!!!! *chases Weevil around*
Mako: Guys, please stop. I am trying to concentrate.
Rex: HOW CAN I BE CALM!? YOU WILL BE AS MAD AS ME WHEN YOUR CAT GOT
EATTEN FOR SOME STUPID QUEEN!
Weevil: !!! Rex, you remind me something...I think your cat is white with speckle right?
Rex: YES!
Weevil: The one my beautiful queen ate yesterday does not have speckle on it.
Rex: THANKS GOD! But then, whose cat was it?
Mako: Do not tell me is my cat! O______O
Weevil: I guess so.
Mako: WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH!! REX, I UNDERSTAND YOUR FEELING
BEFORE! ARGH! PAY ME BACK MY CAT, YOU DIRTY UNDERPANTS!!!!
Weevil: GO Insect Queen, stop this mad man!
Insect Queen: Meow....zzzzzzzzzz....
Weevil: Come on, you should be energetic now, since you just ate your lunch.
Rex: What did you give her?
Weevil: Another cat, a white cat with speckle on it.
Rex: WHAT!?
Weevil: They sure look delicious!
Rex and Mako: Let's revenge on Underpants by removing his underpants!!!
Weevil: SH!T...*runs away*
Rex: GO KINGREX!
Mako: GO LEGENDARY FISHERMAN!
Legendary Fisherman: ...
Mako: Right, dolphin can not swim on land...-_-||| Go Fortress Whale! Wait! I regret! NOOOO~
*classroom suddenly goes down one level and the ceiling raise up a bunch*
Rex: You better not call it off...*sweatdrop*
Mako: I guess so...or else the classroom will sing "Bye, bye, bye"...O_O;;
Weevil: *thinking: whew, they forget about me*
Rex: But, let's not forget about Mr. Underpants.
Mako: Oh ya! Let's Go! *sings Let's and Go's song*
Rex: Is Vinnick's spirit on you or what!? T_T
Mako: Erm...no...let's just worry about catching Underpants for now.
Weevil: Hey, how about our quiz!? :(
Rex: It is gone, thanks to your LOVELY insects.
Weevil: O.O;;
Mako: Let's hunt him down!
Rex: Underpants, you are going down!
Weevil: *runs away in the speed of light* T_T))))))))))))))))))
Rex and Mako: COME BACK HERE!
Bonz: Are you ready?
Sid: Ya!
Bonz: Close the curtain!
Sid: Here comes the answer!
*curtain closes* *there seems to be words on the curtain*
Bonz: Muwahahaha! I spent endless hour on this curtain cheat sheet! Muwahahaha!
Sid: Good job, Bonz. Let's get down to work!
Bonz: Woohoo! I can not believe I will be able to get perfect on my test! Wahahaha!
Sid: Shh... Do not wake up Vinnick...
Bonz: Oh right...
*Bonz and Sid start the madness of searching for answer*
Ishizu: I wonder what is keeping Pegasus so long to get the answer. *walks around impatiently*
Bakura: Erm...Yami Bakura...I...er... I think these are the answers...to the test
Yami Bakura: WOW! Did you memorize the whole MacYugi or what!? O___o
Bakura: Hehe...since they wrote the answer on the curtain. I just look at it.
Yami Bakura: I see... Hold your test up for a moment.
Bakura: Here.
Yami Bakura: Let me finish copying... *gets busy*
Malik: Hey~ I wanna look too~
Yami Malik: Come back here, Malik...*grabs Malik* Are you trying to get away from me or what!?
Malik: *thinking: oops...he notices* Erm...No~ |||| *sweatdrops*
Yami Malik: Ya right...Sit down or die. *veins pop up on face*
Malik: O_o;;
Odion: Master, I will share my answer with you.
Malik: But you got no answer down. *stares at Odion's blank test*
Odion: Oh right!
Yami Malik: T_T... Stupid Odion...
Odion: Sorry, master...
Yami Malik: Just go copy their answer then...T_T
Malik: Woohoo!
Bandit Keith: Shoot! I remember I put the cheat sheet in this wrist band. Maybe it is the other one, or
did I get the wrist band wash? Argh, which wrist band is it?
Grandpa: Why do I have to write this hilarious test...? O.o
Hawkins: Solomon, you have to because you are in the class...
Grandpa: But am not I too old for school?
Hawkins: This is not school. It is called abyss...T_T
Rebecca: What is abyss, grandpa?
Hawkins: Another word for netherworld.
Rebecca: What is netherworld?
Hawkins: Erm...basically, hell.
Rebecca: Oh~
Hawkins: :)
Rebecca: Yugi's grandpa, I have a question for you.
Grandpa: What is it, Rebecca?
Rebecca: Why do you always wear your bandana?
Grandpa: Shh...
Hawkins: What is it, Solomon? Why do you always wear it? It is not like you are bald are something.
Grandpa: Argh, you hit my weak point...X_x
Hawkins: Take it easy. I never know you are bald...O_O
Grandpa: I am just joking...T_T
Hawkins: Oh...okay...:S
Rebecca: Then, what is with the bandana?
Grandpa: Let me take it off...
Hawkins and Rebecca: WOAH!
Joey: Hey, Tristan. Let me see this one's answer! *stands up and looks over Tristan's shoulder*
Tristan: Shh...Not too loud...
Mai: *steals Joey's paper*
Joey: So that is what it is...Hey! Where is my freaky test?
Mai: *throws Joey's paper on the ground* Hey, Joey. Your test slips down your table to the ground
Joey: Oh! Thank you, Mai.
Mai: *thinking: whew*
Umbra: *stares at Lumis*
Lumis: *stares at Umbra*
Umbra: *nods*
Lumis: *nods*
Ishizu: T_T...Are these two talking through their microphone behind the mask again?
Grandpa: Are you guys shocked?
Hawkins and Rebecca: *nod*
Grandpa: Well...it is not thing to be shocked for...It is just cheat sheet...:)
Hawkins: Solomon, I never knew you would cheat.
Rebecca: Is not cheating a bad thing to do??
Grandpa: Rebecca, sometimes, cheating is necessary against weird teacher like Vinnick...
Hawkins: Do not teach my Rebecca cheating!
Grandpa: Okey Dookey...~_~ Anywayz...this cheat is for this test...Let's copy, shall we?
Hawkins: Since you asked...sure~ :D
Rebecca: Grandpa, I thought you said cheating is bad...T_T
Hawkins: Oh well, cheat sheet in front, so why not?
Rebecca: ...o-k...
Espa: Cosmic force, speaks to me~
Magnum: What do you think he is doing?
Panic: He is just asking his brother for the answer
Magnum: Good example! I shall call my ninja friends...*talks on the phone*
Panic: How can I cheat this time? I am starting to panic... *walks around*
Magnum: *pokes Panic* Hey, my friends tell me to look outside.
Panic: Then, let's see.
Magnum: OMG....
Panic: ...What on earth
*ninja forms the answer by their body*
Magnum: Erm...better than nothing...-.-
Panic: Right...copy down first...:x
Magnum: Right...
Duke: Calm down, Serenity...
Serenity: *cries out loud and throw the cheat sheet in the trash can*
Duke: Calm down, Serenity...
*near Duke and Serenity*
Tea: *crouching* Just a bit more...I am almost there...I almost got the cheat sheet from the trash can...
Noah: Wahahaha...I am DA COMPUTER SPIRIT! I can check the answer through internet! Woohoo~
Seto: Ignore him, Mokuba.
Mokuba: Yes, big brother.
Seto: Oh and Mokuba, put this earphone on.
Mokuba: What is it, Seto?
Seto: Kemo said it will help us on the test.
Mokuba: I wonder what this is about.
*through the earphone, Kemo: Sir, this is the first answer to the question....*
Seto: O-okay...O_o...this is cheating....
Mokuba: ...
Seto: Here, Mokuba. Take the other earphone and listen to it.
Mokuba: How about you, big brother?
Seto: I already finish the test on my own...T_T
Mokuba: O..okay.... o.O;;
Seto: Just copy what Kemo said...
Mokuba: Yes, Seto!
Arkana: Let's see what people put down for answer...
*Arkana turns around and sees Rare Hunter*
Arkana: Okay...He is writing his answer in saliva form. I have no idea what is his answer...T_T
*Arkana turns around again and sees String*
Arkana: String?
String: ...
Arkana: Stop miming...
String: ...
Arkana: *pulls the ring on String's face*
String: ... *stares at Arkana*
Arkana: Nevermind....|||
String: ... *back to miming*
Arkana: Oh well...Dark Magician, comes out...
Dark Magician: ...
Arkana: Do not pull a String on me...
Dark Magician: :S
Arkana: Go and read other people's mind.
Dark Magician: *turns away*
Arkana: Crap...-__- He does not care... I will just have to do it manually...
*Arkana walks around the classroom and seeks for answer*
Ishizu: How come Pegasus starts to nose bleed?
Para: Dox?
Dox: Para?
Para: Dox dox dox dox Dox?
Dox: Para para Para para Para?
Para: Dox!
Dox: Para para para para para!
Joey: Yo, Dox. Are you doing Para para dance?
Dox: T_T||| *sweatdrops*
Para: Do NOT make fun of my name!
Dox: T_T
Joey: Erm...but your name IS Para...O.o
Para: YOU! Go Gate Guardian!
*Gate Guardian moves the ceiling further up*
Dox: You just done the same mistake as Mako...
Para: Better not call it off...X_x
Joey: *whisper* Sucker~
Para: ?
Joey: Oh, nothing~ ^^"
Dox: :S
Yami: ...
Yugi: ...
*Yami and Yugi are talking through their mind*
Yami: Yugi, do you remember question three?
Yugi: I am not sure. I think it is the god cards.
Yami: But it is the prophecies wor.
Yugi: Then I am not sure.
Yami: Oh well...at least we will fail together. :)
Yugi: Ya~ *blushes*
Yami: Aw...So cute...
*Yugi's face is now as red as an apple*
Yami: Hehe~
Espa: Brother, what did you say the answer is?
Espa brothers: Just attach a ten dollars bill to your test!
Espa: Good idea!
Bandit Keith: Muwahahaha...I overhear the strategy. Now I will attach money to my test, too!
*Bandit Keith searches through his pocket*
Bandit Keith: Erm...I only have five dollars bill...Oh well...It will do.
Ishizu: Pegasus! Wake up...you are loosing too much blood from nose bleeding...T_T
*inside Vinnick's mind*
Pegasus: Shadi....
Shadi: Ah, Pegasus!
Pegasus: What on earth are you doing? *nose bleeds*
Shadi: The wind coming up is too strong! Man, I feel like a woman! I am like Marilyn Monroe now!
Pegasus: Your hairy legs are showing...*pukes* ....X_x
Shadi: Stop looking!
Pegasus: *faints*
Shadi: I must find the answer...argh!... Thirty minutes is almost up... Darn...
~~~
*alarm clock rings*
*Vinnick wakes up*
Vinnick: WOAH! *jumps out of the chair* Times up! Pass your test to the front of the row. The people,
sitting in the front, organize the test and give it to me. I will get these back to you in one minute,
starting now!
Class: OMG!!
Yami: Are you trying to delay act II or what?
Vinnick: Oops! You notice it! :p
Class: *sweatdrops*
Vinnick: Just count the time for me...
Class: 60 sec...59, 58, 57, 56, 55, 54, 53, 52, 51, 50, 49, 48, 47, 46, 45, 44, 43, 42, 41, 40, 39, 38, 37,
36, 35, 34, 33, 32, 31, 30, 29, 28, 27, 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11,
10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0.9, 0.8, 0.7, 0.6, 0.5, 0.4, 0.3, 0.2, 0.1...0!!!!
Yami: Yo! Times up...!
Vinnick: Darn, you guys count too fast! But newayz...I finish marking. I will show people how
pathetic some of you guys' answers are...T_T
Class: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Vinnick: Too bad so sad...
Vinnick: First of all, let's see...erm...Seto-cutie's answer. I am proud of you, dear~ You got all the
questions correct. Awww... *hearts pop up around Vinnick*
Seto: ...pathetic fools...
Vinnick: Let me share with you guys, Joey and Tristan's answer...
*Joey and Tristan suddenly shiver*
Vinnick: I almost choke when I see you guys' answer... Here it is:
MacYugi Test
Name: Cyber Tristan
1. What is MacYugi's first line of the entire play?
~ So monster and monkey a day I have not eaten
Teacher Comment: It does not mean that you are a monkey, the answer has to be a monkey
2. In scene i, what did the witches say that is relate to the previous question?
~ Monster is monkey, monkey is monster
Teacher Comment: Again, monkey...=$
3. What were the three prophecies or predictions made by the witches?
~ Sinister serpent, Harpie's feather duster, and Valkyrion the magna warrior
Teacher Comment: The question did NOT ask for what is the promotion card for Yugioh WWE
4. What did Macdonald do that cause his torment?
~ I do not know
Teacher Comment: Erm...no comment
5. *Dummy Question Time!*...Who wrote the original play (Macbeth)?
~ Vinnick!
Teacher Comment: This is the best answer! Sadly, it is wrong...
Vinnick: Overall, Tristan, you fail this test with zero...T_T
Tristan: WHAT!? I CHEAT FOR THIS TEST AND I GOT ZERO!?
Vinnick: Huh? What did you just say?
Tristan: Oops...nothing...|||6
Vinnick: O_o...now, Joey's answer:
Joey: Argh! Curse you, Tristan...
Vinnick: Shh....:
MacYugi Test
Name: Doggy Joey the Swordsman
1. What is MacYugi's first line of the entire play?
~ So monster and monkey a day I have not eaten
Teacher Comment: I think I see this answer somewhere before...hmm...
2. In scene i, what did the witches say that is relate to the previous question?
~ Monster is monkey, monkey is monster
Teacher Comment: Deja vu!
3. What were the three prophecies or predictions made by the witches?
~ Sinister serpent, Harpie's feather duster, and Valkyrion the magna warrior
Teacher Comment: Very suspicious...
4. What did Macdonald do that cause his torment?
~ I do not know, either
Teacher Comment: Obviously...this has something to do with cheating... o.O;;
5. *Dummy Question Time!*...Who wrote the original play (Macbeth)?
~ ME!
Teacher Comment: YOU WISH!
Vinnick: Of course, Joey, you got a big fat zero, too.
Joey: WHAT ON EARTH!? Tristan, you better explain this!
Vinnick: Shut up, Joey, and let this be a lesson to all of you.
Class: *thinking: oops*
Vinnick: Now, let me see...Oh and Rex, I did not see your test. Where is it?
Rex: It got burned...
Vinnick: Okay~ T_T...I do not want to know what happened...Zero for you, then...
Rex: WHAT!? Weevil, explain this...
Weevil: *too exhaust to talk*
Rex: Speaks Weevil!
Weevil: Zzzz... *snores*
Rex: NOOOOOOOOO........
Vinnick: Erm... Anywayz...let's see... Rare Hunter's test...
Espa: What happen to the test?
Vinnick: It is full of saliva....I can not even put a score on it...-_-||| But, obviously, you got zero.
Rare Hunter: Gegegegege...
Vinnick: Why are you so happy about it?
Vinnick: There is another almost perfect paper, Espa! You got ten out of thirteen.
Espa: Woohoo!
Panic: *to Espa* I thought you did not write down anything.
Espa: :P It is my psychic power! Muwahahahaha
Vinnick: Bandit Keith got five out of thirteen.
Bandit Keith: Darn! I should have brought more money. Who knows in the first place that one dollar is
equal to one mark....X_X
Vinnick: Shadi...How come each of your answer is Marilyn Monroe. Do you have a craze about her?
Shadi: Erm...no... It is just that I have been like her before...
Vinnick: O_o...
Shadi: I do not mean dress like her...-.-
Vinnick: Okay...T_T
Vinnick: Here is Pegasus's test...
Pegasus: Crap...:x
Vinnick: Shut up and look:
MacYugi Test
Name: Millionaire Maximillion Pegasus
1. What is MacYugi's first line of the entire play?
~ So funny bunny show a day keeps the hunter away
Teacher Comment: Erm...Ya right...
2. In scene i, what did the witches say that is relate to the previous question?
~ I love FUNNY BUNNY!
Teacher Comment: More like hachoo...
3. What were the three prophecies or predictions made by the witches?
~ Funny Bunny, Funny Bunny, Funny Bunny
Teacher Comment: Funny Bunny, Funny Bunny, Funny Bunny...@@""
4. What did Macdonald do that cause his torment?
~ He ate Funny Bunny
Teacher Comment: I am getting Funny Bunny Mind over Matter Sickness
5. *Dummy Question Time!*...Who wrote the original play (Macbeth)?
~ Run Funny Bunny Run
Teacher Comment: *pukes*
Vinnick: I feel weak...T_T
Pegasus: T_T
Vinnick: Zero as usual...
Pegasus: @@ Sucks to your ASSSSSSSSSSSSS............
Vinnick: *stares*
Pegasus: m-a-r...T_T
Vinnick: Duke and Serenity...where are they?
Tea: Serenity was crying.
Vinnick: Why?
Tea: Because Joey was cheeeeeeeee..... *Joey puts tape on Tea's mouth* *mumble*
Joey: Nothing...:)
Vinnick: T_T|||| Then, where is Duke?
Tristan: He is with Serenity...
Vinnick: Dukey, how can you leave me like this? *sob sob*
Class: *silence*
Vinnick: Anywayz, I still got my Seto~ Awww~
Seto: ...
Vinnick: Now back to the test. Mai's test is just like Joey's test...T_T What did you guys do?
Mai: Erm...nothing
Vinnick: Look at this silly test!
Mai: Grabs the test, Harpie Lady!
*Harpie Lady uses Rose Whip to grab the test*
Vinnick: Oh well...I already recorded it as zero.
Mai: ARGH! TRISTAN AND JOEY! ARGH!
Joey: T_T))))) *runs away*
Vinnick: Since I can not really read Weevil and Mako's test, you guys got a big fat zero as well.
Mako: What the!?
Rex: HAHAHA!
Mako: SHUT UP!
Rex: :P
Mako: *groans*
Weevil: Zzzzzz...
Vinnick: Bonz and Sid, you guys forgot one major thing after you guys cheat with the curtain.
Bonz and Sid: Uh-oh...
Vinnick: Look...! *point at curtain* You guys forgot to put the curtain back...T_T
Bonz: Oh shoot!
Sid: I thought you will put it back!
Bonz: I thought YOU will put it back!
Vinnick: Either way, a zero... Thank you!
Bonz: :(
Sid: :S
Vinnick: Ishizu, how come you did not answer any of the questions?
Ishizu: Because Pegasus did not come back with the answer before the thirty minutes...*groans*
Vinnick: You should have answer on your own...T_T
Ishizu: Geez...It is too late to say that, so shut up!
Vinnick: =$
Vinnick: I do not even want to bother with the five person cheat...*stares across the room*
Bakura, Yami Bakura, Malik, Yami Malik and Odion: *shivers*
Vinnick: *cough cough* You know who you ARE! T_T
Bakura, Yami Bakura, Malik, Yami Malik and Odion: *turns away*
Vinnick: The oldie group is not bad...They got perfect.
Grandpa: *to Rebecca and Hawkins* Told ya~ Cheating are good against bad teacher~
Vinnick: ?
Vinnick: Umbra and Lumis...T_T Ai....Stop using you guys' microphone...It is not like I do not know
you have microphone...
Umbra and Lumis: How do you know?
Vinnick: There is something called recorder... T_T
Lumis: WHERE!? O_O
Umbra: HOW ON EARTH!?
Vinnick: If I told you, you guys would surely destroy it...I am not dumb...
Lumis and Umbra: -.-|||
Vinnick: *yawns* Panic and Magnum, how come you guys' writing looks like people forming the
letter?
Magnum: Erm...It is a new style of writing.
Vinnick: Then how come Panic knows?
Panic: Magnum taught me this type of writing...
Vinnick: O_o...Okay... weird...
Magnum: -_-|||
Panic: So what do we got?
Vinnick: You guys would have gotten perfect if it was not for the writing...Minus three marks for hard
to read writing.
Panic: *to Magnum* At least we pass...
Magnum: *to Panic* Better than nothing...X_X
Vinnick: And Tea's test. I do not think you did this test on your own, Tea. You are not that smart...T_T
Tea: @@""
Yami: *to Yugi: I agree with V*
Yugi: *to Yami: Me too...*
Vinnick: Anywayz...deduct marks for not looking like your own writing...you got six out of thirteen...
In other words, you FAIL!!
Tea: What the hell!?
Vinnick: Life is not fair. ;)
Vinnick: Mokuba, your test is rather interesting....:
MacYugi Test
Name: Mokuba Sea Horse
1. What is MacYugi's first line of the entire play?
~ Kemo said: So win and lose a day I have not dueled
Teacher Comment: Kemo?
2. In scene i, what did the witches say that is relate to the previous question?
~ Kemo said: Win is Lose; Lose is Win
Teacher Comment: Kemo again?
3. What were the three prophecies or predictions made by the witches?
~ Kemo said: Dice of Osiris, Dice of Obelisk and Dice of Wing Dragon of Ra
Teacher Comment: Who is Kemo?
4. What did Macdonald do that cause his torment?
~ Kemo said: putting cockroach in the coke
Teacher Comment: You are not Kemo...
5. *Dummy Question Time!*...Who wrote the original play (Macbeth)?
~ Kemo said: William Shakespeare
Teacher Comment: Freaky...Who IS KEMO?
Vinnick: Who is Kemo?
Mokuba: Erm...How about I like to call myself Kemo? *prays*
Vinnick: Okay~ T_T Anywayz...perfect...
Mokuba: Woohoo!!!
Vinnick: I will not even bother with Noa's test...
Noa: Why?
Vinnick: You have your internet...
Noa: Oops, you notice it...:p
Vinnick: T__________T
Vinnick: Arkana...your test is a crap...X_o So is String...
Arkana: What did I do?
Vinnick: Because you did nothing...
Arkana: O_o;;
String: ...
Vinnick: String does not even bother to write it... But he surely will get perfect for mime test...-__-|||
String: ...
Vinnick: Paradox brother, your answer is very paradoxical. All of your answer is either Para or Dox...
Para: ...
Dox: ...
Vinnick: I am getting sick with paradox.... My head is so weightlessly heavy......@@"
Vinnick: Last and least, Yugi and Yami's test. You guys would have got perfect if you guys didn't
change the answer for question number three...
Yugi: See! I told you the answer to number three is correct!
Yami: Beats me~
Yugi: *sob sob*
Yami: Aww...Do not cry for me, Yugi.
Yugi: I am not crying for YOU! *sob sob*
Yami: WHAT!? *heart breaks*
Vinnick: Stop chatting around...At least you guys got ten out of thirteen...-_____-||| *sweatdrops*
Yami: ...
Vinnick: That is it for the scene i to iv test. We need to get going on scene v.
Class: *groans*
Vinnick: Shut up and start to work!
Yami: How come suddenly there are a lot of new people in our class?
Vinnick: 'Cause I like to...Just get down to work!
Yami: #(@$(*!@#)(
~~~
MacYugi, Act I, Scene iv
~~~
*music*
*plays Genki no Shower*
*enter Tea, reading a letter*
Tea: "The weird sister met me in a duel of success, who
all-hailed me 'Dice of Obelisk'
before Dice of Duke arrives and grants me title.
Weird sister referred
me as the Dice of Wing Dragon of Ra. Lay it
to thy heart, and farewell"
Osiris thou art, and Obelisk; and shalt be
What thou art promised: yet do I fear thy nature;
It is too full o' the dumbest thoughts.
*Enter a Magnum*
What is your report?
Magnum: Pegasus comes here to-night.
Tea: Is not MacYugi with him?
Magnum: Our dice is coming
Tea: Give him candy;
He brings great news.
*Exit Magnum*
*Tea walks around*
*Enter MacYugi*
Tea: Great Osiris! Worthy Obelisk!
Greater than both, by the all-hail Wing Dragon of Ra!
MacYugi: My dearest love, *pukes*
*Tea stares*
MacYugi: *cough cough* Pegasus comes here tonight.
Tea: And when he leaves?
MacYugi: Tomorrow, as he states.
Tea: O, never
Shall Pegasus see the morrow sun!
MacYugi: We will speak further.
Tea: Only look up clear;
Leave all the rest to me.
*Exit*
~~~
End of Act I, Scene v
~~~
Summary
~~~
Vinnick: Too tired for summary... zzzZZzzz
Class: *sweatdrops*
Vinnick: Rare Hunter, hand these paper out.
Yami Bakura: What is that?
Vinnick: This scene's summary.
Yami: Finally you did something nice.
Vinnick: *stares at Yami*
*suddenly Yami shivers*
Vinnick: Ack...Weevil...read the handout.
Weevil: *snores*
Vinnick: Somebody wakes him up... Mako, you read.
Mako: Yes...Sir...T_T... Hey! How come this handout only have Seto's picture on it? Where is the
summary? ?_?
Vinnick: I must have photocopied the wrong thing.
*wind blows by*
Vinnick: Anywayz, the summary is that Tea knows about the weird sister's prophecies through the
letter MacYugi has sent her.
Yugi: *thinking: hey Yami, I will never sent her any letter at all*
Yami: *thinking: true*
Vinnick: Then Tea wants MacYugi to kill Pegasus so MacYugi can fulfilled the prophecies. That's the
basic summary of this scene.
Class: Oh!
*bell rings*
*Vinnick completely ignores the sound of the bell*
Vinnick: As for your homework today...
Yami Malik: WHAT!?
Vinnick: Shut up, Vein pop-er. Go over your test and that's it.
Joey: *groans*
Vinnick: Did the bell ring yet?
Class: Ya...
Vinnick: Last task for the day...
Class: WHAT!?
Vinnick: Geez, Can't you guys take a joke!? o_O|||
Class: Not at all.
Vinnick: Erm...then go home...geez...bye...T_T|||
*Exit*