Author's note: This takes place after SA2:Battle. When everyone thinks that
Shadow is dead, but he isn't really. Then we find out who Sonic really
likes, and if Knuckles has ever really done anything nice for a girl. And
we get a new enemy! Well, I've already told much, so, READ!
Disclaimer: I don't own Sonic, Shadow, Knuckles, Tails, Rouge, Tikal, Amy, Eggman, or anything that the creators of Sonic created! And the show 'Jackass' belongs to MTV. And the Teletubbies belong to who ever made them. Roxie the Hedgehog and Julian the Hedgehog are copyrighted to ME! So, if you steal her, I will hunt you down, and you will never see the light of day again. I'm joking really, but don't steal them, and if you want to use them, e-mail me, Ok! On with the story!
Chapter 6: Truth or Dare!
Sonic: Okay! Knuckles, truth or dare!
Everyone turned toward Knuckles to see which one he would pick.
Knuckles: Dare.
Sonic started to grin evilly.
Sonic: Bad choice, Knuckles. I dare you to kiss your own chao!
Knuckles: No! Not miny-me!
Sonic: Your chao's name is 'Miny-me'?
Knuckles: Yeah, so what?
Sonic: Nothing. Go kiss 'em!
Knuckles then brings miny-me to the circle and kisses him.
Miny-me: No!
A question mark and a little swirly thing appears on the Knuckles look- alike chao.
Knuckles: I'm sorry, miny-me.
Miny-me then bites Knuckles.
Knuckles: Hey!
Knuckles then throws the chao out the window and tosses what looks like a teletubbie figure with him. We then hear growls and the sound of fabric tearing.
Tikal: Poor chao.
Knuckles: My turn! Amy, truth or dare!
Amy: Dare!
Knuckles: tsk, tsk! I dare you to kiss Eggman!
Everyone screams except Knuckles.
Amy: No! Alright! Alright! I'll do it!
Amy then nears Eggman and kisses him.
Knuckles: Longer!
Amy: No! I can't take it anymore!
Yoda: Use the force, Amy.
Amy: I'll try!
Then Amy kisses Eggman for 30 sec.
Then Amy runs somewhere and starts puking. She then comes back and sits down.
Amy: Eggman, truth or dare.
Eggman: truth.
Amy: Is it true you made out with a chicken?
Eggman: no,um,uh, .NO!
Sonic: Yes you did!
Eggman: No I didn't!
Tails: YES!
Eggman:NO!
Rouge: YES!
Eggman: NO!
Shadow: YES!
Eggman:NO!
Knuckles: YES!
Eggman:NO!
Amy: YES!
Eggman:NO!
Tikal: YES!
Eggman: NO!
Roxie: YES!
Eggman: NO!
Yoda: NO!
Eggman:YES! I MEAN NO! Alright I did! I did! I did! I did! You happy!
Yoda: My Jedi mind trick worked well.
Everyone starts laughing while Eggman starts crying.
Eggman: After we kissed, she left me! Oh Betty! Where are you now?
Sonic in his best chicken voice: Here, cluck, Honey!
Sonic tried throwing his voice to somewhere out in the woods.
Eggman: I'm coming my little cupcake!
Eggman starts running to the woods, while everyone is laughing again.
Shadow: since Eggman isn't here, I'll take over!
Tikal, truth or dare!
Tikal:dare!
Shadow: I dare you to go on the show called 'Jackass' and haul wee man on your back while telling people to kneel before wee man or they won't get any presents from Santa this year.
Tikal: cool! I'm gonna' be on T.V!
Tikal then goes away and 1hr later comes back.
Shadow: So, where's the evidence?
Tikal then hands him a tape and brings a T.V out of nowhere .
Tikal: Here.
She puts the tape on and everyone begins watching. 10 min later.
Shadow: That was weird and funny.
Tikal: don't make me do that again! That guy who asked if I wanted to go on a date with him was creepy.
Sonic: I thought you asked him to do that.
Everyone then stares at Sonic.
Sonic: What?
They all shake their heads.
Tikal: Sonic, truth or dare!
Sonic: Dare!
Tikal: I dare you to sing Barney's theme song!
Sonic: You wouldn't!
Tikal: Do it or the shoes get it!
Tikal took his shoes off and stared hanging it over the fire.
Sonic: Fine!
Sonic begins to sing the song and in 1 min finishes.
Sonic: I'm lucky no one recorded that!
Knuckles: I got it all on tape!
Knuckles holds the cassette in front of Sonic.
Sonic: Give it now!
Knuckles: No! It's payback!
Sonic then starts chasing Knuckles around the circle.
Then Knuckles jumps in the middle of the circle right next to the fire.
Sonic pushes him, causing him to drop the tape in the fire.
Knuckles:NO!!!p_q Why me?
Sonic: ^__^ I rule!
Eggman comes walking back from the forest.
Sonic: So, did you and 'Betty' have a good time?
Eggman: No, it wasn't Betty. I guess I was hearing things.
Sonic: My turn again!
Roxie:No it isn't!
You already went!
Rouge: I'll go.
Rouge: Shadow, truth or dare.
Shadow: Truth.
Sonic: Scared to do a dare, chicken?
Shadow: No! Dare.
Tails: Then you're afraid to tell a secret!
Shadow: Can I do both?
Rouge: Yes, you may.
Shadow: Both.
Rouge: Is it true that you like Maria?
Shadow: No. I liked her as a friend. I like someone else now.
Rouge: I dare you to tell your arch-enemy that they're your best friend.
Shadow: who?
Rouge: In other words, Sonic.
Shadow: Sonic isn't my enemy.The Teletubbies are.
Rouge: Then tell them that they're your best friends.
Shadow: Can I beat 'em if they hug me?
Rouge: Yeah I guess so.
Yoda: Here, take this light saber and may the force be with you, Obi-wan.
Shadow: _ It's SHADOW! S-H-A-D-O-W! Sh-a-dow.
Yoda: Whatever. May the force be with you Shadow.
Shadow: Cool.
Shadow then walks out of the circle. We then hear the words, "CHAOS CONTROL!" and Shadow was gone.
Tikal: We can watch him.
Sonic: Cool! I'd like to see this!
Tikal turns the T.V on to the channel Teletubbies are on.
Shadow: You're my best friend.
Teletubbies: AW!
Then the teletubbies try to hug Shadow but then we see the light saber appear. We then hear screams and giggling coming from the T.V. 3 min after.
Amy: Poor teletubbies. The red, purple, and yellow ones were screaming so much when shadow grabbed the light saber and cut their he--- ---.
Rouge at this moment covered Amy's mouth and shut her up.
Rouge: I know Amy, but don't repeat it.
Sonic: The green one was laughing its head off.
Tails: Yeah, literally. Shadow's light saber died out so he started tickling the yellow one to d----.
Knuckles covered Tails mouth.
Knuckles: Shut up Tails! It was a bore though.
Shadow then comes walking to the group.
Shadow: Stupid teletubbies. Could've caused greater damage to me. Just seeing them there gave me the creeps!
Tails: My turn! Yoda, truth or dare!
Yoda: Truth.
Tails: Do you like Princess Lei?
Yoda: No. Yoda: Tails, truth or dare.
Tails: Truth.
Yoda: My poor young Jedi. The worst is coming! Be ready! Do you like Princess Roxie?
Roxie: I'm not a Princess!
Yoda: You're a princess by your ancient blood! And you're also a Jedi. Anyway, do you?
Roxie: I'm begging to think Yoda has mental problems.
Tails: Well, I, um, uh...
Tails goes red because no one ever asked him a question like that before.
Roxie: Yoda let him pass it.
Yoda: Hmph! I told you to be prepared!
Tails: Thanks Roxie.
Roxie: Hey, no prob! What're friends for?
Roxie then shuffled Tails' few strands of hair around on his head.
Tails: Hey!
Roxie: I like it that way, all messed up. You don't look like a little boy that way. It makes you look more mature.
Tails: Really? Alright then.
Tails then leaves his hair the way it is. Sonic then tells Knuckles something and Knuckles looks straight at Tails.
Tails: What!?
Knuckles: Nothing! Sonic is smirking at this.
Roxie: Anyway, Rouge, truth or dare!
Rouge: Dare!
Sonic: You're in for it now!
Knuckles: Big time! You're in for it big time!
Roxie: I dare you to. Roxie then looks around and then starts grinning.
Disclaimer: I don't own Sonic, Shadow, Knuckles, Tails, Rouge, Tikal, Amy, Eggman, or anything that the creators of Sonic created! And the show 'Jackass' belongs to MTV. And the Teletubbies belong to who ever made them. Roxie the Hedgehog and Julian the Hedgehog are copyrighted to ME! So, if you steal her, I will hunt you down, and you will never see the light of day again. I'm joking really, but don't steal them, and if you want to use them, e-mail me, Ok! On with the story!
Chapter 6: Truth or Dare!
Sonic: Okay! Knuckles, truth or dare!
Everyone turned toward Knuckles to see which one he would pick.
Knuckles: Dare.
Sonic started to grin evilly.
Sonic: Bad choice, Knuckles. I dare you to kiss your own chao!
Knuckles: No! Not miny-me!
Sonic: Your chao's name is 'Miny-me'?
Knuckles: Yeah, so what?
Sonic: Nothing. Go kiss 'em!
Knuckles then brings miny-me to the circle and kisses him.
Miny-me: No!
A question mark and a little swirly thing appears on the Knuckles look- alike chao.
Knuckles: I'm sorry, miny-me.
Miny-me then bites Knuckles.
Knuckles: Hey!
Knuckles then throws the chao out the window and tosses what looks like a teletubbie figure with him. We then hear growls and the sound of fabric tearing.
Tikal: Poor chao.
Knuckles: My turn! Amy, truth or dare!
Amy: Dare!
Knuckles: tsk, tsk! I dare you to kiss Eggman!
Everyone screams except Knuckles.
Amy: No! Alright! Alright! I'll do it!
Amy then nears Eggman and kisses him.
Knuckles: Longer!
Amy: No! I can't take it anymore!
Yoda: Use the force, Amy.
Amy: I'll try!
Then Amy kisses Eggman for 30 sec.
Then Amy runs somewhere and starts puking. She then comes back and sits down.
Amy: Eggman, truth or dare.
Eggman: truth.
Amy: Is it true you made out with a chicken?
Eggman: no,um,uh, .NO!
Sonic: Yes you did!
Eggman: No I didn't!
Tails: YES!
Eggman:NO!
Rouge: YES!
Eggman: NO!
Shadow: YES!
Eggman:NO!
Knuckles: YES!
Eggman:NO!
Amy: YES!
Eggman:NO!
Tikal: YES!
Eggman: NO!
Roxie: YES!
Eggman: NO!
Yoda: NO!
Eggman:YES! I MEAN NO! Alright I did! I did! I did! I did! You happy!
Yoda: My Jedi mind trick worked well.
Everyone starts laughing while Eggman starts crying.
Eggman: After we kissed, she left me! Oh Betty! Where are you now?
Sonic in his best chicken voice: Here, cluck, Honey!
Sonic tried throwing his voice to somewhere out in the woods.
Eggman: I'm coming my little cupcake!
Eggman starts running to the woods, while everyone is laughing again.
Shadow: since Eggman isn't here, I'll take over!
Tikal, truth or dare!
Tikal:dare!
Shadow: I dare you to go on the show called 'Jackass' and haul wee man on your back while telling people to kneel before wee man or they won't get any presents from Santa this year.
Tikal: cool! I'm gonna' be on T.V!
Tikal then goes away and 1hr later comes back.
Shadow: So, where's the evidence?
Tikal then hands him a tape and brings a T.V out of nowhere .
Tikal: Here.
She puts the tape on and everyone begins watching. 10 min later.
Shadow: That was weird and funny.
Tikal: don't make me do that again! That guy who asked if I wanted to go on a date with him was creepy.
Sonic: I thought you asked him to do that.
Everyone then stares at Sonic.
Sonic: What?
They all shake their heads.
Tikal: Sonic, truth or dare!
Sonic: Dare!
Tikal: I dare you to sing Barney's theme song!
Sonic: You wouldn't!
Tikal: Do it or the shoes get it!
Tikal took his shoes off and stared hanging it over the fire.
Sonic: Fine!
Sonic begins to sing the song and in 1 min finishes.
Sonic: I'm lucky no one recorded that!
Knuckles: I got it all on tape!
Knuckles holds the cassette in front of Sonic.
Sonic: Give it now!
Knuckles: No! It's payback!
Sonic then starts chasing Knuckles around the circle.
Then Knuckles jumps in the middle of the circle right next to the fire.
Sonic pushes him, causing him to drop the tape in the fire.
Knuckles:NO!!!p_q Why me?
Sonic: ^__^ I rule!
Eggman comes walking back from the forest.
Sonic: So, did you and 'Betty' have a good time?
Eggman: No, it wasn't Betty. I guess I was hearing things.
Sonic: My turn again!
Roxie:No it isn't!
You already went!
Rouge: I'll go.
Rouge: Shadow, truth or dare.
Shadow: Truth.
Sonic: Scared to do a dare, chicken?
Shadow: No! Dare.
Tails: Then you're afraid to tell a secret!
Shadow: Can I do both?
Rouge: Yes, you may.
Shadow: Both.
Rouge: Is it true that you like Maria?
Shadow: No. I liked her as a friend. I like someone else now.
Rouge: I dare you to tell your arch-enemy that they're your best friend.
Shadow: who?
Rouge: In other words, Sonic.
Shadow: Sonic isn't my enemy.The Teletubbies are.
Rouge: Then tell them that they're your best friends.
Shadow: Can I beat 'em if they hug me?
Rouge: Yeah I guess so.
Yoda: Here, take this light saber and may the force be with you, Obi-wan.
Shadow: _ It's SHADOW! S-H-A-D-O-W! Sh-a-dow.
Yoda: Whatever. May the force be with you Shadow.
Shadow: Cool.
Shadow then walks out of the circle. We then hear the words, "CHAOS CONTROL!" and Shadow was gone.
Tikal: We can watch him.
Sonic: Cool! I'd like to see this!
Tikal turns the T.V on to the channel Teletubbies are on.
Shadow: You're my best friend.
Teletubbies: AW!
Then the teletubbies try to hug Shadow but then we see the light saber appear. We then hear screams and giggling coming from the T.V. 3 min after.
Amy: Poor teletubbies. The red, purple, and yellow ones were screaming so much when shadow grabbed the light saber and cut their he--- ---.
Rouge at this moment covered Amy's mouth and shut her up.
Rouge: I know Amy, but don't repeat it.
Sonic: The green one was laughing its head off.
Tails: Yeah, literally. Shadow's light saber died out so he started tickling the yellow one to d----.
Knuckles covered Tails mouth.
Knuckles: Shut up Tails! It was a bore though.
Shadow then comes walking to the group.
Shadow: Stupid teletubbies. Could've caused greater damage to me. Just seeing them there gave me the creeps!
Tails: My turn! Yoda, truth or dare!
Yoda: Truth.
Tails: Do you like Princess Lei?
Yoda: No. Yoda: Tails, truth or dare.
Tails: Truth.
Yoda: My poor young Jedi. The worst is coming! Be ready! Do you like Princess Roxie?
Roxie: I'm not a Princess!
Yoda: You're a princess by your ancient blood! And you're also a Jedi. Anyway, do you?
Roxie: I'm begging to think Yoda has mental problems.
Tails: Well, I, um, uh...
Tails goes red because no one ever asked him a question like that before.
Roxie: Yoda let him pass it.
Yoda: Hmph! I told you to be prepared!
Tails: Thanks Roxie.
Roxie: Hey, no prob! What're friends for?
Roxie then shuffled Tails' few strands of hair around on his head.
Tails: Hey!
Roxie: I like it that way, all messed up. You don't look like a little boy that way. It makes you look more mature.
Tails: Really? Alright then.
Tails then leaves his hair the way it is. Sonic then tells Knuckles something and Knuckles looks straight at Tails.
Tails: What!?
Knuckles: Nothing! Sonic is smirking at this.
Roxie: Anyway, Rouge, truth or dare!
Rouge: Dare!
Sonic: You're in for it now!
Knuckles: Big time! You're in for it big time!
Roxie: I dare you to. Roxie then looks around and then starts grinning.