Author's note: This takes place after SA2:Battle. When everyone thinks that
Shadow is dead, but he isn't really. Then we find out who Sonic really
likes, and if Knuckles has ever really done anything nice for a girl. And
we get a new enemy! Well, I've already told much, so, READ!
Disclaimer: I don't own Sonic, Shadow, Knuckles, Tails, Rouge, Tikal, Amy, Eggman, or anything that the creators of Sonic created! And the show 'Jackass' belongs to MTV. And the Teletubbies belong to who ever made them. Roxie the Hedgehog and Julian the Hedgehog are copyrighted to ME! So, if you steal her, I will hunt you down, and you will never see the light of day again. I'm joking really, but don't steal them, and if you want to use them, e-mail me, Ok! On with the story!
Chapter 7: Battle Royal!
Roxie: I dare you with everyone else, to fight me!
Sonic: You're not serious are you?
Roxie: I am!
Tails: do we have to hold back?
Roxie: Nope!
Yoda: I don't want to hurt you, Princess/Jedi Roxie.
Roxie: For the last time! I'm not a princess or Jedi! Anyway you can be the announcer.
Roxie: 5 min to get ready and that's it!
Everyone started getting ready. Knuckles was pumping up, Tails was practicing his shooting range, Sonic and Shadow were perfecting their attacks, Rouge was busy looking good, Tikal was asking the ancients for energy, Amy was practicing her hammer attacks, and Eggman was getting some machines out.
Roxie: Ready!
Everyone: Yeah!
Roxie: Follow me!
Roxie led the group from the fire to a part in the forest they have never seen before. Hidden behind some large trees was a fighting field with lights.
Tails: Whoa! o_O
Sonic: This is COOL!!
Roxie: Glad all of ya's like it! Here's the rules! If you faint, get knocked out or have a serious injury, then you're out and you're not allowed to fight again. If you get thrown down to the ground 3 times, then you're out! Anyway, get ready!
Yoda walked over to a stand that had a microphone.
Yoda in an announcer voice: Jedi's and Jediites! Get ready for the coolest fighting show on the planet! Roxie the Hedgehog/Jedi/Princess against Sonic the Hedgehog/Jedi, Knuckles the Echinda/Jedi/Guard-
Everyone: GET ON WITH IT ALL READY!!
Yoda: Let the battle begin!
Sonic then starts racing toward Roxie.
Sonic: You're mine now!
Sonic then tries to do a homing attack on Roxie but his chest met with the blunt end of Red Thunder.
Roxie: I never said I would hold back my strength, did I?
Sonic is clutching his chest and wheezing.
Sonic: I * pant * guess you * pant * didn't.
Yoda: Ohh! Sonic got a blow to the chest right there by R.T!
Tails: I got her on a lock!
Tails was in his Cyclopes and had targeted Roxie with a missile.
Tails: Don't worry, Roxie! This won't hurt a bit!
Roxie then turns to see Tails launch the missile and it had missed. But it had just missed Roxie's tail.
Roxie: Hey! Watch it!
Yoda: Tails was close with that one! But it just missed her!
Shadow then had a thought of scaring Roxie by getting right in her face.
Shadow: Chaos Control!
Shadow then lands in front of Roxie, but miscalculated where exactly at what length he would be standing. Shadow then finds himself sort of kneeling down to the height of Roxie's chest.
Shadow: AAAHHH!!!!*_*
Roxie: SHADOW!!! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?
Everyone starts laughing at what Shadow had done.
Yoda: Maybe next time you'll know where to land correctly, Shadow. Show some respect for a princess!
Shadow looks a little dazed.
Shadow: I think I'm gonna' faint.
He then falls on the ground.
Sonic: Oh great! One person down!
Roxie then jumps over Rouge to pin her down to the ground.
Rouge: Hey! I didn't see you!
Roxie: That's the point!
Rouge then frees herself from Roxie's grasp, only to find herself thrown to the ground.
Roxie: I don't think you wanna' risk getting out, do you?
Eggman then gets a clear shot of Roxie, and tries a homing missile. Roxie's ears twitch as they hear the missile coming toward her.
Roxie: Oh shoot!
Roxie then quickly dodges the missile but it ends up exploding in Rouge's face.
Rouge: OWWW! p_q Why me..
Yoda: Rouge got badly hit by that homing missile that Eggman shot! That means, YOU'RE OUT! 5 to go!
Roxie: Knuckles, you're mine!
Roxie then starts charging toward Knuckles but then Knuckles starts digging into the ground.
Roxie: Hey! No fair!
Knuckles then comes out of the ground from behind Roxie and hits her in the back.
Roxie: OW!
Roxie then gives Knuckles a punch to the face.
Knuckles: Damn! You got one hell of a right hook!
Roxie: Is that all you got?
Knuckles then punches Roxie in the stomach numerous times. Blood starts driping from her mouth.
Roxie: Ow, geez! That hurt!
Roxie is doubled over and kneeling on the ground.
Knuckles: Hey are you alright?
Knuckles places a hand on her arm.
Roxie: I'm not through with you yet!
Roxie then counteracts the attack by throwing Red Thunder under him and throwing him across a tree, causing a knockout.
Yoda:Ouch! That gotta' hurt! 4 to go!
Eggman then starts charging up his laser cannon.
Eggman:You're mine!
Roxie:Oh no you don't!
Amy, who was in front of Roxie was about to raise her hammer when Eggman fired the laser.
Roxie moved in time.
But the hammer had a hole through it now.
Amy:EGGMAN!!!LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
Eggman:Sorry Amy! I didn't know you was behind her!
Amy then takes her hammer and starts hitting him over the head with it.
Amy: YOU'LL PAY!!!STUPID EGGMAN!
Eggman: OW!!That hurts!
Eggman then is knocked out by Amy.
Yoda: Tsk, tsk. Shouldn't have done that, Eggy. 4 left!
Sonic is talking with Tails in the shadows.
Sonic: We double team her, right Tails?
Tails: Got it, Sonic!
Sonic then races toward Roxie while Tails flies ahead.
Sonic: SONIC WIND!
Roxie heard the little tornado moving toward her. She changed Red to a shield just in time to protect herself from it. But in a sec, she found herself with a laser shooter, pointing at her head.
Tails: Give it up, Roxie!
Roxie then in her mind measures the distance between her, Tails, and Sonic. She then grins.
Sonic: What?
Roxie: You boys are making this too easy for me.
Tails: How?
Roxie: By doing this!
Then Roxie gives up the shield since the tornado stopped and then does a double kick in the head to Tails and Sonic.
Yoda: OH! She's beating the heck outta' those guys! That gotta' hurt! These two are down! 2 are left!
Roxie: Amy, don't make me hurt you.
Amy: Bring it on!
Roxie then walks over to Amy and starts tickling her.
Amy: STOP IT!! STOP IT! YOU'RE KILLING ME!
Roxie continues to tickle.
Amy:ALRIGHT!I GIVE UP! I GIVE UP!
Yoda: Nice and simple! Very nice! Anyway, 1 to go!!
Tikal: I've got Chaos on my side, so you can't beat me!
Chaos appears right in front of Tikal.
Roxie: Guess what, Tikal!
Tikal: What?
Roxie: I have the Ice emerald!
Tikal: You wouldn't dare!
Roxie: Try me!
Roxie then uses the Ice emerald to freeze Chaos.
Tikal: NOO!! My only chance to fight! I give up!
Yoda: ROXIE IS THE WINNER!!! GO ROXIE!!
Roxie: You can stop now, Yoda!
Yoda: Oh. Ok!
Sonic: Can we go now?
Roxie: Yeah. Eggman? What's the time?
Disclaimer: I don't own Sonic, Shadow, Knuckles, Tails, Rouge, Tikal, Amy, Eggman, or anything that the creators of Sonic created! And the show 'Jackass' belongs to MTV. And the Teletubbies belong to who ever made them. Roxie the Hedgehog and Julian the Hedgehog are copyrighted to ME! So, if you steal her, I will hunt you down, and you will never see the light of day again. I'm joking really, but don't steal them, and if you want to use them, e-mail me, Ok! On with the story!
Chapter 7: Battle Royal!
Roxie: I dare you with everyone else, to fight me!
Sonic: You're not serious are you?
Roxie: I am!
Tails: do we have to hold back?
Roxie: Nope!
Yoda: I don't want to hurt you, Princess/Jedi Roxie.
Roxie: For the last time! I'm not a princess or Jedi! Anyway you can be the announcer.
Roxie: 5 min to get ready and that's it!
Everyone started getting ready. Knuckles was pumping up, Tails was practicing his shooting range, Sonic and Shadow were perfecting their attacks, Rouge was busy looking good, Tikal was asking the ancients for energy, Amy was practicing her hammer attacks, and Eggman was getting some machines out.
Roxie: Ready!
Everyone: Yeah!
Roxie: Follow me!
Roxie led the group from the fire to a part in the forest they have never seen before. Hidden behind some large trees was a fighting field with lights.
Tails: Whoa! o_O
Sonic: This is COOL!!
Roxie: Glad all of ya's like it! Here's the rules! If you faint, get knocked out or have a serious injury, then you're out and you're not allowed to fight again. If you get thrown down to the ground 3 times, then you're out! Anyway, get ready!
Yoda walked over to a stand that had a microphone.
Yoda in an announcer voice: Jedi's and Jediites! Get ready for the coolest fighting show on the planet! Roxie the Hedgehog/Jedi/Princess against Sonic the Hedgehog/Jedi, Knuckles the Echinda/Jedi/Guard-
Everyone: GET ON WITH IT ALL READY!!
Yoda: Let the battle begin!
Sonic then starts racing toward Roxie.
Sonic: You're mine now!
Sonic then tries to do a homing attack on Roxie but his chest met with the blunt end of Red Thunder.
Roxie: I never said I would hold back my strength, did I?
Sonic is clutching his chest and wheezing.
Sonic: I * pant * guess you * pant * didn't.
Yoda: Ohh! Sonic got a blow to the chest right there by R.T!
Tails: I got her on a lock!
Tails was in his Cyclopes and had targeted Roxie with a missile.
Tails: Don't worry, Roxie! This won't hurt a bit!
Roxie then turns to see Tails launch the missile and it had missed. But it had just missed Roxie's tail.
Roxie: Hey! Watch it!
Yoda: Tails was close with that one! But it just missed her!
Shadow then had a thought of scaring Roxie by getting right in her face.
Shadow: Chaos Control!
Shadow then lands in front of Roxie, but miscalculated where exactly at what length he would be standing. Shadow then finds himself sort of kneeling down to the height of Roxie's chest.
Shadow: AAAHHH!!!!*_*
Roxie: SHADOW!!! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?
Everyone starts laughing at what Shadow had done.
Yoda: Maybe next time you'll know where to land correctly, Shadow. Show some respect for a princess!
Shadow looks a little dazed.
Shadow: I think I'm gonna' faint.
He then falls on the ground.
Sonic: Oh great! One person down!
Roxie then jumps over Rouge to pin her down to the ground.
Rouge: Hey! I didn't see you!
Roxie: That's the point!
Rouge then frees herself from Roxie's grasp, only to find herself thrown to the ground.
Roxie: I don't think you wanna' risk getting out, do you?
Eggman then gets a clear shot of Roxie, and tries a homing missile. Roxie's ears twitch as they hear the missile coming toward her.
Roxie: Oh shoot!
Roxie then quickly dodges the missile but it ends up exploding in Rouge's face.
Rouge: OWWW! p_q Why me..
Yoda: Rouge got badly hit by that homing missile that Eggman shot! That means, YOU'RE OUT! 5 to go!
Roxie: Knuckles, you're mine!
Roxie then starts charging toward Knuckles but then Knuckles starts digging into the ground.
Roxie: Hey! No fair!
Knuckles then comes out of the ground from behind Roxie and hits her in the back.
Roxie: OW!
Roxie then gives Knuckles a punch to the face.
Knuckles: Damn! You got one hell of a right hook!
Roxie: Is that all you got?
Knuckles then punches Roxie in the stomach numerous times. Blood starts driping from her mouth.
Roxie: Ow, geez! That hurt!
Roxie is doubled over and kneeling on the ground.
Knuckles: Hey are you alright?
Knuckles places a hand on her arm.
Roxie: I'm not through with you yet!
Roxie then counteracts the attack by throwing Red Thunder under him and throwing him across a tree, causing a knockout.
Yoda:Ouch! That gotta' hurt! 4 to go!
Eggman then starts charging up his laser cannon.
Eggman:You're mine!
Roxie:Oh no you don't!
Amy, who was in front of Roxie was about to raise her hammer when Eggman fired the laser.
Roxie moved in time.
But the hammer had a hole through it now.
Amy:EGGMAN!!!LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
Eggman:Sorry Amy! I didn't know you was behind her!
Amy then takes her hammer and starts hitting him over the head with it.
Amy: YOU'LL PAY!!!STUPID EGGMAN!
Eggman: OW!!That hurts!
Eggman then is knocked out by Amy.
Yoda: Tsk, tsk. Shouldn't have done that, Eggy. 4 left!
Sonic is talking with Tails in the shadows.
Sonic: We double team her, right Tails?
Tails: Got it, Sonic!
Sonic then races toward Roxie while Tails flies ahead.
Sonic: SONIC WIND!
Roxie heard the little tornado moving toward her. She changed Red to a shield just in time to protect herself from it. But in a sec, she found herself with a laser shooter, pointing at her head.
Tails: Give it up, Roxie!
Roxie then in her mind measures the distance between her, Tails, and Sonic. She then grins.
Sonic: What?
Roxie: You boys are making this too easy for me.
Tails: How?
Roxie: By doing this!
Then Roxie gives up the shield since the tornado stopped and then does a double kick in the head to Tails and Sonic.
Yoda: OH! She's beating the heck outta' those guys! That gotta' hurt! These two are down! 2 are left!
Roxie: Amy, don't make me hurt you.
Amy: Bring it on!
Roxie then walks over to Amy and starts tickling her.
Amy: STOP IT!! STOP IT! YOU'RE KILLING ME!
Roxie continues to tickle.
Amy:ALRIGHT!I GIVE UP! I GIVE UP!
Yoda: Nice and simple! Very nice! Anyway, 1 to go!!
Tikal: I've got Chaos on my side, so you can't beat me!
Chaos appears right in front of Tikal.
Roxie: Guess what, Tikal!
Tikal: What?
Roxie: I have the Ice emerald!
Tikal: You wouldn't dare!
Roxie: Try me!
Roxie then uses the Ice emerald to freeze Chaos.
Tikal: NOO!! My only chance to fight! I give up!
Yoda: ROXIE IS THE WINNER!!! GO ROXIE!!
Roxie: You can stop now, Yoda!
Yoda: Oh. Ok!
Sonic: Can we go now?
Roxie: Yeah. Eggman? What's the time?