Eli: Hello! Back again on a holiday! Wrote this while watching About a Boy.
Good movie. Here's the next chapter. Enjoy!
Midja cautiously walked about the house. Danny and Lee had just left a few minutes ago. She wasn't entirely certain where the two boys were. She simply knew they were there.
"Nicky! Chris! C'mon guys, give me a break! I had performances all week and my legs are killing me." She heard laughter, but couldn't tell where it was coming from. "Alright, half pints! Where are you?" She yelled out.
"Over here!" Nicky yelled as he jumped out of the closet with a Nurf gun. Midja ducked behind the couch as he emptied his gun at her. When she ducked behind the couch, Chris came out from under the small table and shot her with his Nurf gun.
The two boys were on the ground, laughing. Midja stood up and peeled the darts off. "Alright, you two! You both are mine!" They got up and ran away, each going different directions. Midja went after the worst of the two terrors and ran after Nicky.
He knocked over a chair, threw pillows, and slid down the railing of the stairs. But he couldn't lose her. He finally tripped over a rug and fell on the floor. Immediately, Midja was on him, tickling him into obedience. He resisted her, but finally was laughing too heard to do so. She withdrew two ropes and tied his arms and legs together before dragging him into the hallway.
Chris had been hiding in the bathroom for about ten minutes when he got curious to why he couldn't hear either Midja or Nicky. He silently crept out of the room. He slid along the wall, trying to keep out of sight. He peeked into his parent's room.
Not there.
He turned the corner and peeked. No one. He stepped out from behind the wall and looked down the stairs into the hallway. He was horrified when he saw Nicky there, tied and gagged. Immediately, he rushed down the stairs to go to his brother's rescue.
Nicky was shaking his head madly, trying to warn Chris, but it was too late. He was already down the stairs running toward him. Midja jumped out at him and tickled him till he was on the floor squirming.
"Auntie Midja, no fair!" He screamed out before Midja gagged him. She moved him so that he and Nicky were back to back, tied and gagged.
She sighed and looked at them. "If you two ever behaved, I wouldn't have to do this, but you give me no choice, you serial killers in training. Geez, I told Uncle Danny it wasn't a good idea to teach you guys how to shoot. And I told my Dad not to get you guys Nurf guns."
Chris mumbled something and Midja listened before she shook her head.
"No, I will not untie you yet. When I think you two have learned your lesson about attacking me, then I will untie you."
Just then, a whole lot of shouting could be heard from outside. Midja grabbed the first thing she could, which happened to be one of the realistic looking Nurf guns, and moved to open the door.
"We had compact, homes. You backin' out on us?"
"Yeah, Marcus, that is exactly what I'm sayin'."
"You fucking pussy! Come back here, I'll fuck you up, bitch!"
Midja opened the door to find Luke backing away from four guys who were identically dressed up in red bandanas and pants that showed too much of their horrible looking underwear. Luke jumped over the short fence and headed toward the out that Midja offered him.
"Bitch, did I say I was done with youse?" Marcus called to him. Luke did his best to ignore it and started up the stairs, not answering him. Marcus hopped over the fence and went after Luke. Midja glared down at Marcus.
"Hey! Get off him!" Midja screamed down, sounding awfully tough. Luke walked up and stood next to Midja.
"And what the hell are you gonna do about it, bitch?" Marcus yelled up at her mockingly. Midja aimed the Nurf gun at him and the smirk on Marcus's face twitched.
"That ain't real!" Midja clicked one of the buttons on it, as if she had just turned the safety off.
"Want to find out for sure?" She said daringly. She moved forward a bit. That's when the sight of Nicky and Chris, tied and gagged, came to view in front of all the wannabe gang members. Marcus backed off and tripped over the fence.
"You one crazy ass bitch!" He screamed as he and the others ran off. Midja laughed as they ran off. She turned to face Luke, who stared at the "gun" in Midja's hands. She smiled at him and turned it up a little so that he could see the Nurf symbol on it. That's when Luke smiled too.
They went into the house, closing the doors behind them. Midja was whispering something to Luke, who nodded. Nicky and Chris watched as she gave him a hug.
"Hey, I've watched you grow up a good kid, so you are gonna stay a good kid, right?" Luke nodded. He spotted Nicky and Chris and started laughing. Midja went over and untied them. They stretched their limbs.
"So what did you two learn?" Luke asked them, smirking.
"Don't mess with Auntie Midja." Chris said seriously.
"Because she is insane." Nicky added. Midja and Luke laughed as they dragged the two demons into the living room to watch TV.
Coming Attractions:
What Do You Want to Be When You Grow Up?
Midja cautiously walked about the house. Danny and Lee had just left a few minutes ago. She wasn't entirely certain where the two boys were. She simply knew they were there.
"Nicky! Chris! C'mon guys, give me a break! I had performances all week and my legs are killing me." She heard laughter, but couldn't tell where it was coming from. "Alright, half pints! Where are you?" She yelled out.
"Over here!" Nicky yelled as he jumped out of the closet with a Nurf gun. Midja ducked behind the couch as he emptied his gun at her. When she ducked behind the couch, Chris came out from under the small table and shot her with his Nurf gun.
The two boys were on the ground, laughing. Midja stood up and peeled the darts off. "Alright, you two! You both are mine!" They got up and ran away, each going different directions. Midja went after the worst of the two terrors and ran after Nicky.
He knocked over a chair, threw pillows, and slid down the railing of the stairs. But he couldn't lose her. He finally tripped over a rug and fell on the floor. Immediately, Midja was on him, tickling him into obedience. He resisted her, but finally was laughing too heard to do so. She withdrew two ropes and tied his arms and legs together before dragging him into the hallway.
Chris had been hiding in the bathroom for about ten minutes when he got curious to why he couldn't hear either Midja or Nicky. He silently crept out of the room. He slid along the wall, trying to keep out of sight. He peeked into his parent's room.
Not there.
He turned the corner and peeked. No one. He stepped out from behind the wall and looked down the stairs into the hallway. He was horrified when he saw Nicky there, tied and gagged. Immediately, he rushed down the stairs to go to his brother's rescue.
Nicky was shaking his head madly, trying to warn Chris, but it was too late. He was already down the stairs running toward him. Midja jumped out at him and tickled him till he was on the floor squirming.
"Auntie Midja, no fair!" He screamed out before Midja gagged him. She moved him so that he and Nicky were back to back, tied and gagged.
She sighed and looked at them. "If you two ever behaved, I wouldn't have to do this, but you give me no choice, you serial killers in training. Geez, I told Uncle Danny it wasn't a good idea to teach you guys how to shoot. And I told my Dad not to get you guys Nurf guns."
Chris mumbled something and Midja listened before she shook her head.
"No, I will not untie you yet. When I think you two have learned your lesson about attacking me, then I will untie you."
Just then, a whole lot of shouting could be heard from outside. Midja grabbed the first thing she could, which happened to be one of the realistic looking Nurf guns, and moved to open the door.
"We had compact, homes. You backin' out on us?"
"Yeah, Marcus, that is exactly what I'm sayin'."
"You fucking pussy! Come back here, I'll fuck you up, bitch!"
Midja opened the door to find Luke backing away from four guys who were identically dressed up in red bandanas and pants that showed too much of their horrible looking underwear. Luke jumped over the short fence and headed toward the out that Midja offered him.
"Bitch, did I say I was done with youse?" Marcus called to him. Luke did his best to ignore it and started up the stairs, not answering him. Marcus hopped over the fence and went after Luke. Midja glared down at Marcus.
"Hey! Get off him!" Midja screamed down, sounding awfully tough. Luke walked up and stood next to Midja.
"And what the hell are you gonna do about it, bitch?" Marcus yelled up at her mockingly. Midja aimed the Nurf gun at him and the smirk on Marcus's face twitched.
"That ain't real!" Midja clicked one of the buttons on it, as if she had just turned the safety off.
"Want to find out for sure?" She said daringly. She moved forward a bit. That's when the sight of Nicky and Chris, tied and gagged, came to view in front of all the wannabe gang members. Marcus backed off and tripped over the fence.
"You one crazy ass bitch!" He screamed as he and the others ran off. Midja laughed as they ran off. She turned to face Luke, who stared at the "gun" in Midja's hands. She smiled at him and turned it up a little so that he could see the Nurf symbol on it. That's when Luke smiled too.
They went into the house, closing the doors behind them. Midja was whispering something to Luke, who nodded. Nicky and Chris watched as she gave him a hug.
"Hey, I've watched you grow up a good kid, so you are gonna stay a good kid, right?" Luke nodded. He spotted Nicky and Chris and started laughing. Midja went over and untied them. They stretched their limbs.
"So what did you two learn?" Luke asked them, smirking.
"Don't mess with Auntie Midja." Chris said seriously.
"Because she is insane." Nicky added. Midja and Luke laughed as they dragged the two demons into the living room to watch TV.
Coming Attractions:
What Do You Want to Be When You Grow Up?