Mwahahaha! Isn't Elrond evil? And Gimli! Ugh, a dwarf! Elves are *so* much
better! lol.
Suddenly Elrond appeared. "Where is that cat?" he shouted.
"What cat?" Sam said.
"Yeah, what cat?" Legolas agreed, an evil look in his eye.
"Legolassss! You never told usss about a ssstupid cat!"
"She's not stupid! And will you stop doing that! My beautiful clothes!" Legolas whined.
"Hey, you do that pretty good," Frodo jumped out of the tree.
"Hey, no hobbit should be in a tree," Gimli said. "That'ssss an Elf thing."
"GIMLI!!" everyone said.
"Ssssorry, guyssss," Gimli muttered.
"All right," Elrond said. "That does it." He nodded to Legolas, and they together threw Gimli out of the Shire.
"Now," said Elrond. "Give me that cat!"
"What cat?" Legolas said innocently.
"You know what cat! The one that came into Rivendell! You know cats aren't allowed in Rivendell!"
Legolas slowly reached into his jacket, and pulled out a.
What did Legolas have in his jacket? Will Elrond kill Elanor? Will Gimli stop talking like he doessss? To find the answers to these questions, and much much more, tune in next time, on the Adventures of Elanor!
Suddenly Elrond appeared. "Where is that cat?" he shouted.
"What cat?" Sam said.
"Yeah, what cat?" Legolas agreed, an evil look in his eye.
"Legolassss! You never told usss about a ssstupid cat!"
"She's not stupid! And will you stop doing that! My beautiful clothes!" Legolas whined.
"Hey, you do that pretty good," Frodo jumped out of the tree.
"Hey, no hobbit should be in a tree," Gimli said. "That'ssss an Elf thing."
"GIMLI!!" everyone said.
"Ssssorry, guyssss," Gimli muttered.
"All right," Elrond said. "That does it." He nodded to Legolas, and they together threw Gimli out of the Shire.
"Now," said Elrond. "Give me that cat!"
"What cat?" Legolas said innocently.
"You know what cat! The one that came into Rivendell! You know cats aren't allowed in Rivendell!"
Legolas slowly reached into his jacket, and pulled out a.
What did Legolas have in his jacket? Will Elrond kill Elanor? Will Gimli stop talking like he doessss? To find the answers to these questions, and much much more, tune in next time, on the Adventures of Elanor!