Disclaimer: I don't own this stuff. I don't own Legolas (boohoo), Frodo
(boy am I glad), Boromir (who'd want some stinkin' dead guy?), Elrond (Aah!
A Drow), Sam (what an idiot), Gimli (yuck), Merry (waaaahhh!), or Pippin
(waaaahhh! Boohoo!). Or any of the other characters. But I do own Elanor.
You can't have her! She's mine, I found her, she came to me! She's mine, my
own, my precious!
Last episode, Gimli was thrown out of the meeting. Elrond caught up with Legolas and tried to take Elanor. Sam defended Elrond. And now, the Adventures of Elanor, brought to you by.our new Elven shining products, perfect for bringing that wonderful shiny look to your hair! These products also make good sauces for your pasta dishes! Mm-mm! Yummy! And now back to your show!
Legolas pulled from his jacket.a.kitten!!!
"Aah! Get that thing away from me!" Elrond screamed.
"Haha, he screams like a girl!" Sam laughed. Frodo, Merry, and Pippin joined in.
"What's so funny?" Boromir asked.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Elrond, Legolas, Frodo, Merry, Pippin, and Sam screamed. "IT'S THE DEAD GUY!!!"
Gimli appeared. "I see dead people," he whispered.
Aragorn strode forward and killed Boromir. "You bunch of wimps! It was Sauron disguised as Boromir.
"I told you Sauron still roamed Middle Earth. And Elanor is his spy," Elrond said.
"Oh, a kitty," Arwen said. She began petting Elanor.
"Oh, crud!" Elrond said. "You guys! ELANOR BELONGS TO SAURON! SHE MUST DIE!!"
"Come on, now, Father," Arwen said. "Why do you want to kill the kitty?"
"Because she's a servant of the enemy!"
"No, she's not," Aragorn said. "I just killed the enemy, and he wasn't looking for Elanor. He was looking for."
What was Sauron/Boromir looking for? Will Elrond the Drow disguised as an Elf kill Elanor? To find the answers to these questions and more, tune in next time to the Adventures of Elanor! Brought to you by. our new Elven shining products, perfect for bringing that wonderful shiny look to your hair! These products also make good sauces for your pasta dishes! Mm-mm! Yummy!
Last episode, Gimli was thrown out of the meeting. Elrond caught up with Legolas and tried to take Elanor. Sam defended Elrond. And now, the Adventures of Elanor, brought to you by.our new Elven shining products, perfect for bringing that wonderful shiny look to your hair! These products also make good sauces for your pasta dishes! Mm-mm! Yummy! And now back to your show!
Legolas pulled from his jacket.a.kitten!!!
"Aah! Get that thing away from me!" Elrond screamed.
"Haha, he screams like a girl!" Sam laughed. Frodo, Merry, and Pippin joined in.
"What's so funny?" Boromir asked.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Elrond, Legolas, Frodo, Merry, Pippin, and Sam screamed. "IT'S THE DEAD GUY!!!"
Gimli appeared. "I see dead people," he whispered.
Aragorn strode forward and killed Boromir. "You bunch of wimps! It was Sauron disguised as Boromir.
"I told you Sauron still roamed Middle Earth. And Elanor is his spy," Elrond said.
"Oh, a kitty," Arwen said. She began petting Elanor.
"Oh, crud!" Elrond said. "You guys! ELANOR BELONGS TO SAURON! SHE MUST DIE!!"
"Come on, now, Father," Arwen said. "Why do you want to kill the kitty?"
"Because she's a servant of the enemy!"
"No, she's not," Aragorn said. "I just killed the enemy, and he wasn't looking for Elanor. He was looking for."
What was Sauron/Boromir looking for? Will Elrond the Drow disguised as an Elf kill Elanor? To find the answers to these questions and more, tune in next time to the Adventures of Elanor! Brought to you by. our new Elven shining products, perfect for bringing that wonderful shiny look to your hair! These products also make good sauces for your pasta dishes! Mm-mm! Yummy!