Chapter 4: "The Talk"
I bet you haven't heard this version yet-Mwahahahaha!
Meanwhile at the Bayville mall Ororo and Mystique were helping Jean thumb through various racks at Victoria's Secret.
"Are you sure you want to do this?" asked Storm for at least the 10th time.
"Yes, Ororo, I'm sure," said Jean not making eye contact.
"So let me get this straight," said Mystique, "you're going to his room at 9 o'clock."
"Yes, we've been through this," said Jean, "what's your point?"
"That's it?" said Mystique, "No dinner, no dancing, not even a movie?!" You're just going to his room at 9 o'clock?"
"Well, I left it open, if he wanted to bring anything-" Jean began.
Mystique just rolled her eyes, "You're supposed to milk this for all it's worth!"
"Don't listen to her." said Storm, "This is your first time-enjoy it."
"Please, we both know if it's his first time she's not going to enjoy it that much!" said Mystique looking over at Ororo.
"What's that supposed to mean?" asked Jean.
"Nothing!" said Storm quickly, "Honestly, Raven!"
After about an hour of browsing Mystique pulled as red lace corset and held it up to Jean, "This," she said.
"It doesn't have a crotch!" objected Jean.
"What would you need it for?" asked Mystique raising an eyebrow.
"I-uh-" Jean stammered.
"Precisely," said Mystique.
"We can put that with this," said Storm holding up a sheer robe the same color as the corset.
"And remember," said Mystique, "there is no shame in using sex as a reward to make him do your laundry or whatever else you can think of."
Jean looked at Ororo, "Aren't you going to disagree?" she asked the wind rider.
"No," said Storm simply, "all women do it at some point. How did you think I got Victor to pull a job (a murder) in Vermont and then take me to one of Canada's most exclusive hotels for a weekend and book the presidential suit?"
"And why do you think Magneto requires the Acolytes to vacate the premises every Friday night? The whole 'mental health' speech he gave them was a load of bullshit." explained Mystique.
"I had no idea," said Jean.
"Don't worry we'll be here to go over everything again," Mystique assured her.
"Uh-great, thanks," said Jean a little hesitantly as she walked to the register.
The two older women hung back for a moment.
"20 says she backs out," said Mystique.
"You're on," said Storm with a wicked smile.
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Xavier Institute-
9 p.m.
Everything was set: the candles were lit, rose petals were sprinkled all over the bed and Scott had already bounced a quarter off the bed spread- just to make sure it was perfect.
There was a light tap at the door. Scott walked over and opened it to see Jean standing there in a full length trench coat.
"Are you going to invite me in or are you just going to stare?" giggled Jean.
Scott stepped off to the side and motioned for her to come in.
"Wow," said Jean looking around the room, "And roses? Scott you are so sweet."
Scott closed the door, "I'm glad you like it."
He gave her a small kiss and then they paused-you knew this was coming.
"So-" Scott trailed off, "how did you want to start?"
"I guess you could take off my trench coat-if you want," said Jean a little unsure.
"Um-ok," said Scott leaning forward.
After fumbling with the latch he was able to remove the jacket and nearly had a heart attack when he did.
"Is something wrong?" asked Jean.
"No-no, nothing's 'wrong'," said Scott.
It was at this time that Jean had the misfortune to look down, "Oh my God!" she exclaimed blushing and looking away quickly.
"What?" asked Scott as he directed his attention downward-"Whoa!-I-uh- that's supposed to happen, right?!"
Jean laughed, "What now?"
"I don't know," said Scott, "I guess you can take off my clothes."
"You guess?" asked Jean a little confused as she pulled Scott's shirt over his head and put it off to the side.
"Ya, well I didn't think there would be this much talking," said Scott in his defense as Jean unzipped his pants.
The two of them stood there like morons just staring at each other. Scott in his boxers. Jean a crotchless, near see through corset-just to put things into perspective.
Then out of no where a nothing less than primal instinct took over Scott (Probably from hanging around Wolverine all the time or maybe it was all that pent up frustration for all the jokes that went on behind his back). He grabbed Jean around the waist and the two teens feel back onto the bed.
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Meanwhile when while Scott and Jean were having their way with one another Logan and Hank decided to distract the younger members of the team with none other than everyone's favorite pastime-Rugby.
"Are you sure about this?" asked Hank going over a print out of the rules.
"Ya, why?" asked Logan lighting a cigar.
"This just seems hazardous to their health," said Hank, then he watched Wolverine blow a perfect "o" of smoke, "Nevermind."
"Why are we outside at 9:10 at night?" asked Amara looking at her watch.
"Ya, I'm getting eaten alive!" said Bobby as he attempted to freeze the bugs flying around him.
Beast and Wolverine exchanged glances.
"Is this because Scott finally decided to nail Jean?" asked Jamie.
Beast's jaw dropped.
Logan just chuckled, "How do you know everything that goes on around here?"
"Not only am I the youngest and the smallest member of the X-men, but I can be in five places at once." said Jamie with a smug smile.
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The next morning the adults were sitting around the kitchen table-in silence.
"Do you think we should wake them up?" asked Storm breaking the silence.
"No," said Xavier, "We should respect their privacy on the matter."
"Not to mention it's best they just sleep it off." said Hank turning the news paper page.
"Besides," said Wolverine, "It's nice having it quiet around here for once."
"Don't you have to go and pick up the others?" asked Storm.
"I'm on my way out now," said Wolverine.
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When Wolverine and Creed arrived at the designated pick up point the teen were no where to be seen.
"Where are they?" growled Creed.
Logan sniffed the air, "I don't know."
CRUNCH!-a branch broke off in the woods somewhere.
"AAAAAHHHHHH!"
A sound similar to a stampede could be heard coming through the woods toward the helicopter.
All of a sudden the kids bolted out of the woods at break neck speed and ran onto the helicopter without even a 'Hi, thanks for not making us hitchhike home."
"What was that all about," Logan looked over at Victor.
"Who kno-" Creed was cut off by a moose running into the clearing and it looked pissed!
"Oh," said Wolverine.
"I thought I made it clear!" said Sabertooth directing his comment back at the teens, "I don't care what follows you home you can't keep it!"
SKNIT!
After about 2 minutes of tangling with Sabertooth and the Wolverine the moose ran back into the forest from whence it came with its tail set firmly between it's legs.
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Once the Acolytes got home they parked themselves right in front tube (tv). Well all except for Remy of course who had been silent the entire ride home. He want straight to his room and shut the door behind him.
The others were so tired from fleeing from that crazed moose they didn't notice Gambit's absence in the commons room.
Once in his room Remy walked over to his bed and flopped down, not even bothering to take a shower or change his now dirt encrusted clothes.
He closed his eyes and sighed as his body sank into the comforter-she was gone.
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Rogue was silent on the return trip as well and she refused to make eye contact with Wolverine. When they got back to the Institute she went straight up to her room and shoved the dresser in front of the door so no one could come in.
Then she walked into the closet and closed the door. Leaning against the wall she sank down to the floor. She brought her knees into her chest and wrapped her arms around her legs. Then she began to cry-
What had she done?
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(Author sitting behind news desk with stack o' papers in front of her)
"The plot thickens. Next up what will happen when Jean and Scott wake up? Will the Acolytes notice Gambit's absence? What will become of Remy and Rogue?
"Those questions and more will be encountered soon-meaning we'll hand from that bridge when we come to it.
"Until next time, I'm Clinically Insane, signing off-"
(Everything goes black)
I bet you haven't heard this version yet-Mwahahahaha!
Meanwhile at the Bayville mall Ororo and Mystique were helping Jean thumb through various racks at Victoria's Secret.
"Are you sure you want to do this?" asked Storm for at least the 10th time.
"Yes, Ororo, I'm sure," said Jean not making eye contact.
"So let me get this straight," said Mystique, "you're going to his room at 9 o'clock."
"Yes, we've been through this," said Jean, "what's your point?"
"That's it?" said Mystique, "No dinner, no dancing, not even a movie?!" You're just going to his room at 9 o'clock?"
"Well, I left it open, if he wanted to bring anything-" Jean began.
Mystique just rolled her eyes, "You're supposed to milk this for all it's worth!"
"Don't listen to her." said Storm, "This is your first time-enjoy it."
"Please, we both know if it's his first time she's not going to enjoy it that much!" said Mystique looking over at Ororo.
"What's that supposed to mean?" asked Jean.
"Nothing!" said Storm quickly, "Honestly, Raven!"
After about an hour of browsing Mystique pulled as red lace corset and held it up to Jean, "This," she said.
"It doesn't have a crotch!" objected Jean.
"What would you need it for?" asked Mystique raising an eyebrow.
"I-uh-" Jean stammered.
"Precisely," said Mystique.
"We can put that with this," said Storm holding up a sheer robe the same color as the corset.
"And remember," said Mystique, "there is no shame in using sex as a reward to make him do your laundry or whatever else you can think of."
Jean looked at Ororo, "Aren't you going to disagree?" she asked the wind rider.
"No," said Storm simply, "all women do it at some point. How did you think I got Victor to pull a job (a murder) in Vermont and then take me to one of Canada's most exclusive hotels for a weekend and book the presidential suit?"
"And why do you think Magneto requires the Acolytes to vacate the premises every Friday night? The whole 'mental health' speech he gave them was a load of bullshit." explained Mystique.
"I had no idea," said Jean.
"Don't worry we'll be here to go over everything again," Mystique assured her.
"Uh-great, thanks," said Jean a little hesitantly as she walked to the register.
The two older women hung back for a moment.
"20 says she backs out," said Mystique.
"You're on," said Storm with a wicked smile.
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Xavier Institute-
9 p.m.
Everything was set: the candles were lit, rose petals were sprinkled all over the bed and Scott had already bounced a quarter off the bed spread- just to make sure it was perfect.
There was a light tap at the door. Scott walked over and opened it to see Jean standing there in a full length trench coat.
"Are you going to invite me in or are you just going to stare?" giggled Jean.
Scott stepped off to the side and motioned for her to come in.
"Wow," said Jean looking around the room, "And roses? Scott you are so sweet."
Scott closed the door, "I'm glad you like it."
He gave her a small kiss and then they paused-you knew this was coming.
"So-" Scott trailed off, "how did you want to start?"
"I guess you could take off my trench coat-if you want," said Jean a little unsure.
"Um-ok," said Scott leaning forward.
After fumbling with the latch he was able to remove the jacket and nearly had a heart attack when he did.
"Is something wrong?" asked Jean.
"No-no, nothing's 'wrong'," said Scott.
It was at this time that Jean had the misfortune to look down, "Oh my God!" she exclaimed blushing and looking away quickly.
"What?" asked Scott as he directed his attention downward-"Whoa!-I-uh- that's supposed to happen, right?!"
Jean laughed, "What now?"
"I don't know," said Scott, "I guess you can take off my clothes."
"You guess?" asked Jean a little confused as she pulled Scott's shirt over his head and put it off to the side.
"Ya, well I didn't think there would be this much talking," said Scott in his defense as Jean unzipped his pants.
The two of them stood there like morons just staring at each other. Scott in his boxers. Jean a crotchless, near see through corset-just to put things into perspective.
Then out of no where a nothing less than primal instinct took over Scott (Probably from hanging around Wolverine all the time or maybe it was all that pent up frustration for all the jokes that went on behind his back). He grabbed Jean around the waist and the two teens feel back onto the bed.
-------------
Meanwhile when while Scott and Jean were having their way with one another Logan and Hank decided to distract the younger members of the team with none other than everyone's favorite pastime-Rugby.
"Are you sure about this?" asked Hank going over a print out of the rules.
"Ya, why?" asked Logan lighting a cigar.
"This just seems hazardous to their health," said Hank, then he watched Wolverine blow a perfect "o" of smoke, "Nevermind."
"Why are we outside at 9:10 at night?" asked Amara looking at her watch.
"Ya, I'm getting eaten alive!" said Bobby as he attempted to freeze the bugs flying around him.
Beast and Wolverine exchanged glances.
"Is this because Scott finally decided to nail Jean?" asked Jamie.
Beast's jaw dropped.
Logan just chuckled, "How do you know everything that goes on around here?"
"Not only am I the youngest and the smallest member of the X-men, but I can be in five places at once." said Jamie with a smug smile.
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The next morning the adults were sitting around the kitchen table-in silence.
"Do you think we should wake them up?" asked Storm breaking the silence.
"No," said Xavier, "We should respect their privacy on the matter."
"Not to mention it's best they just sleep it off." said Hank turning the news paper page.
"Besides," said Wolverine, "It's nice having it quiet around here for once."
"Don't you have to go and pick up the others?" asked Storm.
"I'm on my way out now," said Wolverine.
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When Wolverine and Creed arrived at the designated pick up point the teen were no where to be seen.
"Where are they?" growled Creed.
Logan sniffed the air, "I don't know."
CRUNCH!-a branch broke off in the woods somewhere.
"AAAAAHHHHHH!"
A sound similar to a stampede could be heard coming through the woods toward the helicopter.
All of a sudden the kids bolted out of the woods at break neck speed and ran onto the helicopter without even a 'Hi, thanks for not making us hitchhike home."
"What was that all about," Logan looked over at Victor.
"Who kno-" Creed was cut off by a moose running into the clearing and it looked pissed!
"Oh," said Wolverine.
"I thought I made it clear!" said Sabertooth directing his comment back at the teens, "I don't care what follows you home you can't keep it!"
SKNIT!
After about 2 minutes of tangling with Sabertooth and the Wolverine the moose ran back into the forest from whence it came with its tail set firmly between it's legs.
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Once the Acolytes got home they parked themselves right in front tube (tv). Well all except for Remy of course who had been silent the entire ride home. He want straight to his room and shut the door behind him.
The others were so tired from fleeing from that crazed moose they didn't notice Gambit's absence in the commons room.
Once in his room Remy walked over to his bed and flopped down, not even bothering to take a shower or change his now dirt encrusted clothes.
He closed his eyes and sighed as his body sank into the comforter-she was gone.
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Rogue was silent on the return trip as well and she refused to make eye contact with Wolverine. When they got back to the Institute she went straight up to her room and shoved the dresser in front of the door so no one could come in.
Then she walked into the closet and closed the door. Leaning against the wall she sank down to the floor. She brought her knees into her chest and wrapped her arms around her legs. Then she began to cry-
What had she done?
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(Author sitting behind news desk with stack o' papers in front of her)
"The plot thickens. Next up what will happen when Jean and Scott wake up? Will the Acolytes notice Gambit's absence? What will become of Remy and Rogue?
"Those questions and more will be encountered soon-meaning we'll hand from that bridge when we come to it.
"Until next time, I'm Clinically Insane, signing off-"
(Everything goes black)