Disclaimer: I don't own this stuff. I don't own Legolas (boohoo), Frodo
(boy am I glad), Boromir (who'd want some stinkin' dead guy?), Elrond (Aah!
A Drow), Sam (what an idiot), Gimli (yuck), Merry (waaaahhh!), or Pippin
(waaaahhh! Boohoo!). Or any of the other characters. But I do own Elanor.
You can't have her! She's mine, I found her, she came to me! She's mine, my
own, my precious!
Last episode, Sauron reappeared, disguised as Boromir. Aragorn killed Sauron. Arwen scolded her father for trying to kill Elanor. And now, The Adventures of Elanor! Brought to you by .our new Elven shining products, perfect for bringing that wonderful shiny look to your hair! These products also make good sauces for your pasta dishes! Mm-mm! Yummy! And now, back to your show.
"Well, if that was Sauron, then what did he want?" Sam asked.
"It was Sauron, no if's about it!" Aragorn said. "I'm offended that you doubt my word."
"Good," said Elrond. "I don't believe that was Sauron, and if it was, he was looking for Elanor, not whatever stupid concoction you could think of!"
Aragorn sat down and began crying. After a moment, he looked up. "Hey, I'm King of Gondor. You can't talk to me like that! Guards! Kill him!"
Elrond grabbed Elanor. "If I die, she goes with me!" he threatened.
"No!" Arwen and Legolas said together. "Aragorn, I'm sure he didn't mean what he said," Arwen added.
"Okay. On with the meeting," Aragorn said. "Now, Sauron was looking for the One Ring."
"But it's been destroyed," Frodo said. The other hobbits nodded in agreement. "Yeah, Frodo destroyed it," they agreed.
"Yes, we all know that, but Sauron doesn't," Aragorn explained.
"But," Frodo said, "Gandalf said that Sauron and the Ring are one. So if the Ring was destroyed, then how could Sauron not know it?"
"Well," Aragorn replied. "I'll tell you. It's like this ."
How can Sauron not know something so obvious? I mean, is he like stupid or what? Anyway, will Elrond kill Elanor? Find out the answers to these questions and more by tuning in next time to the Adventures of Elanor! Brought to you by. our new Elven shining products, perfect for bringing that wonderful shiny look to your hair! These products also make good sauces for your pasta dishes! Mm-mm! Yummy!
Last episode, Sauron reappeared, disguised as Boromir. Aragorn killed Sauron. Arwen scolded her father for trying to kill Elanor. And now, The Adventures of Elanor! Brought to you by .our new Elven shining products, perfect for bringing that wonderful shiny look to your hair! These products also make good sauces for your pasta dishes! Mm-mm! Yummy! And now, back to your show.
"Well, if that was Sauron, then what did he want?" Sam asked.
"It was Sauron, no if's about it!" Aragorn said. "I'm offended that you doubt my word."
"Good," said Elrond. "I don't believe that was Sauron, and if it was, he was looking for Elanor, not whatever stupid concoction you could think of!"
Aragorn sat down and began crying. After a moment, he looked up. "Hey, I'm King of Gondor. You can't talk to me like that! Guards! Kill him!"
Elrond grabbed Elanor. "If I die, she goes with me!" he threatened.
"No!" Arwen and Legolas said together. "Aragorn, I'm sure he didn't mean what he said," Arwen added.
"Okay. On with the meeting," Aragorn said. "Now, Sauron was looking for the One Ring."
"But it's been destroyed," Frodo said. The other hobbits nodded in agreement. "Yeah, Frodo destroyed it," they agreed.
"Yes, we all know that, but Sauron doesn't," Aragorn explained.
"But," Frodo said, "Gandalf said that Sauron and the Ring are one. So if the Ring was destroyed, then how could Sauron not know it?"
"Well," Aragorn replied. "I'll tell you. It's like this ."
How can Sauron not know something so obvious? I mean, is he like stupid or what? Anyway, will Elrond kill Elanor? Find out the answers to these questions and more by tuning in next time to the Adventures of Elanor! Brought to you by. our new Elven shining products, perfect for bringing that wonderful shiny look to your hair! These products also make good sauces for your pasta dishes! Mm-mm! Yummy!