Disclaimer: I don't own this stuff. I don't own Legolas (boohoo), Frodo
(boy am I glad), Boromir (who'd want some stinkin' dead guy?), Elrond (Aah!
A Drow), Sam (what an idiot), Gimli (yuck), Merry (waaaahhh!), or Pippin
(waaaahhh! Boohoo!). Or any of the other characters. Or any of the FF8
characters. But I do own Elanor. You can't have her! She's mine, I found
her, she came to me! She's mine, my own, my precious!
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Before Arwen, Galadriel, and Celeborn could leave, however, Squall grabbed Elanor and gave her to Elrond.
"No!" screamed Arwen.
"Hahaha, she's mine!" Elrond said evilly.
Arwen tried to take Elanor back, but Elrond turned away.
"You can't have her! She's mine, I found her, she came to me!"
"Now, Father, there's no need to get angry," Elrohir said.
"Well, if I'm angry it's your fault! She's mine, my own, my precious!"
"Aah!" Celeborn said. "Elanor's not at fault here. Elrond is a tool of Sauron!"
"Kill him!" Legolas said.
Squall leaped forward, taking the blade that was aimed for Elrond.
"Hey," Bulegristwen said. "You're messing up the story, Squall."
"Whatever," he said.
"Oh, that's his name, Squall," Galadriel said. "Even stranger that What Ever."
"Yes, I agree," Bulegristwen said. "Now, what should I do about Elrond?"
"Sentence him to life imprisonment in the Halls of Mandos," Legolas said.
"You already said that," Bulegristwen said.
"No, I didn't," Legolas corrected. " 'Kill' and 'life imprisonment in the Halls of Mandos' may mean the same but they aren't the same."
"Close enough!" Bulegristwen said.
"Whatever," said Squall.
I know this chapter is short, even for me, but hey, whatever! :)
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Before Arwen, Galadriel, and Celeborn could leave, however, Squall grabbed Elanor and gave her to Elrond.
"No!" screamed Arwen.
"Hahaha, she's mine!" Elrond said evilly.
Arwen tried to take Elanor back, but Elrond turned away.
"You can't have her! She's mine, I found her, she came to me!"
"Now, Father, there's no need to get angry," Elrohir said.
"Well, if I'm angry it's your fault! She's mine, my own, my precious!"
"Aah!" Celeborn said. "Elanor's not at fault here. Elrond is a tool of Sauron!"
"Kill him!" Legolas said.
Squall leaped forward, taking the blade that was aimed for Elrond.
"Hey," Bulegristwen said. "You're messing up the story, Squall."
"Whatever," he said.
"Oh, that's his name, Squall," Galadriel said. "Even stranger that What Ever."
"Yes, I agree," Bulegristwen said. "Now, what should I do about Elrond?"
"Sentence him to life imprisonment in the Halls of Mandos," Legolas said.
"You already said that," Bulegristwen said.
"No, I didn't," Legolas corrected. " 'Kill' and 'life imprisonment in the Halls of Mandos' may mean the same but they aren't the same."
"Close enough!" Bulegristwen said.
"Whatever," said Squall.
I know this chapter is short, even for me, but hey, whatever! :)
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