This chapter should be fun. I like being mean to the dog demon.
Phrase of the day: One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
I still don't own Inu Yasha, I'd be a happy girl if I did though.
Chapter 2: Aries Inu Yasha
"None of your business." Inu Yasha said.
"Really, when were you born?" Kagome asked.
"I don't give away my birthday." Inu Yasha said.
Suddenly Sesshoumaru ran up, "He was born on April 14th." He said. Then he ran away again.
Kagome smiled at Inu Yasha, "You were born on Easter?"
Inu Yasha blushed and looked away angrily.
Kagome flipped through her book, "Well it seems that Inu Yasha is an Aries."
"What's that? A dog?" Miroku asked.
"No, Aries is a ram." Kagome said.
"What?! A ram!" Inu Yasha said. "I ain't no ram!"
"That was a double negative." Kagome said. "And relax, it's only a horoscope."
She turned to the meanings. "Aries is the first sign of the zodiac. It represents self assertion-"
"That's him." Sango said.
"Action, challenge, daring, adventure-"
"It wouldn't be a good manga series if he wasn't." Miroku said.
"Aggression, competition, winning, being first-"
"That is so him, it's scary." Shippou said.
"Courage, nobility," Kagome sweatdropped at the next ones, " honesty?
Openness?? HAH!!!"
"What?" Inu Yasha asked.
"You are so not open. You won't even talk during meals!" Kagome said.
"That's because I'm eating." He said. "Just continue reading."
She sighed and said, "Well that was the last of the meanings. I'll read the positive traits." After a second she said, "Is a leader-"
"What?" Shippou said. "Inu Yasha's not the leader!"
"I'm the strongest one here and the manga is named after me." Inu Yasha said. "I am the leader."
"Takes risks for others, defends the vulnerable-"
Inu Yasha stared at Sango, Miroku and Shippou.
"What?!?" Sango shouted, "Why are you looking us for?!?"
"Nothing." Inu Yasha said quickly.
Kagome continued, "An Aries life is an open book, again, false. It took you months to open up."
"That's how I stay alive!" he said, "Maybe you would just invite a demon in off the street-"
"That's how I met you!" she shouted.
"Why don't you continue Kagome, I want to know what it says about me." Sango said.
"Oh, right!" Kagome remembered what she was doing. She read the next one and blushed lightly.
"Well?" What does it say?" Inu Yasha asked.
"Will give life for the loved one." She said.
Inu Yasha blushed a little and Shippou held up a manga book, "Hey! We saw that in book 9!" Inu Yasha tried to grab it from him but Shippou ran behind Kagome.
"Alright, the NEGATIVE traits." Kagome smiled evily. "Must be the boss-"
Miroku, Sango and Shippou looked at Inu Yasha. He shouted, "WHAT?!?"
"Brashness, blind to his or her effect on others-"
Inu Yasha remembered the times he made her cry.
"Intolerance, jealousy-"
"What? I am not jealous!" he said.
Shippou coughed the word, "Kouga."
"Dislikes being told what to do."
"What's so bad about that?" he asked.
Kagome rolled her eyes and said, "Alright the Aries male. The face is long and eyes are steady and somewhat piercing-not looking through you, but certainly looking at you as if to challenge you." She looked at his eyes and shuddered. "Has a strong body, Has dominating sex appeal, walks with an air of nobility-"
Inu Yasha just sat there beaming with pride, "Your right!" he said. "That's a very honest book."
"Oh please!" Kagome said. Then she read on, "Dresses in clothes appropriate to the occasion at hand." She raised an eyebrow, "You always dress the same!"
"Hey! I can't help it if red is my color!" he said.
The typical Aries is fiercely competitive, appears to be self assured, is enterprising, has very clear goals, needs to win, uses wit and brains to get what he wants." Kagome wasn't sure about the last one and Inu Yasha saw it in her expression.
"That's me!" he shouted.
"Uh-huh." She said. "Okay, who's next? How about you, Sango? When were you born?"
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Do you think I made the right choice in making him an Aries? Review please, they my writing fuel! ^_^
Phrase of the day: One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
I still don't own Inu Yasha, I'd be a happy girl if I did though.
Chapter 2: Aries Inu Yasha
"None of your business." Inu Yasha said.
"Really, when were you born?" Kagome asked.
"I don't give away my birthday." Inu Yasha said.
Suddenly Sesshoumaru ran up, "He was born on April 14th." He said. Then he ran away again.
Kagome smiled at Inu Yasha, "You were born on Easter?"
Inu Yasha blushed and looked away angrily.
Kagome flipped through her book, "Well it seems that Inu Yasha is an Aries."
"What's that? A dog?" Miroku asked.
"No, Aries is a ram." Kagome said.
"What?! A ram!" Inu Yasha said. "I ain't no ram!"
"That was a double negative." Kagome said. "And relax, it's only a horoscope."
She turned to the meanings. "Aries is the first sign of the zodiac. It represents self assertion-"
"That's him." Sango said.
"Action, challenge, daring, adventure-"
"It wouldn't be a good manga series if he wasn't." Miroku said.
"Aggression, competition, winning, being first-"
"That is so him, it's scary." Shippou said.
"Courage, nobility," Kagome sweatdropped at the next ones, " honesty?
Openness?? HAH!!!"
"What?" Inu Yasha asked.
"You are so not open. You won't even talk during meals!" Kagome said.
"That's because I'm eating." He said. "Just continue reading."
She sighed and said, "Well that was the last of the meanings. I'll read the positive traits." After a second she said, "Is a leader-"
"What?" Shippou said. "Inu Yasha's not the leader!"
"I'm the strongest one here and the manga is named after me." Inu Yasha said. "I am the leader."
"Takes risks for others, defends the vulnerable-"
Inu Yasha stared at Sango, Miroku and Shippou.
"What?!?" Sango shouted, "Why are you looking us for?!?"
"Nothing." Inu Yasha said quickly.
Kagome continued, "An Aries life is an open book, again, false. It took you months to open up."
"That's how I stay alive!" he said, "Maybe you would just invite a demon in off the street-"
"That's how I met you!" she shouted.
"Why don't you continue Kagome, I want to know what it says about me." Sango said.
"Oh, right!" Kagome remembered what she was doing. She read the next one and blushed lightly.
"Well?" What does it say?" Inu Yasha asked.
"Will give life for the loved one." She said.
Inu Yasha blushed a little and Shippou held up a manga book, "Hey! We saw that in book 9!" Inu Yasha tried to grab it from him but Shippou ran behind Kagome.
"Alright, the NEGATIVE traits." Kagome smiled evily. "Must be the boss-"
Miroku, Sango and Shippou looked at Inu Yasha. He shouted, "WHAT?!?"
"Brashness, blind to his or her effect on others-"
Inu Yasha remembered the times he made her cry.
"Intolerance, jealousy-"
"What? I am not jealous!" he said.
Shippou coughed the word, "Kouga."
"Dislikes being told what to do."
"What's so bad about that?" he asked.
Kagome rolled her eyes and said, "Alright the Aries male. The face is long and eyes are steady and somewhat piercing-not looking through you, but certainly looking at you as if to challenge you." She looked at his eyes and shuddered. "Has a strong body, Has dominating sex appeal, walks with an air of nobility-"
Inu Yasha just sat there beaming with pride, "Your right!" he said. "That's a very honest book."
"Oh please!" Kagome said. Then she read on, "Dresses in clothes appropriate to the occasion at hand." She raised an eyebrow, "You always dress the same!"
"Hey! I can't help it if red is my color!" he said.
The typical Aries is fiercely competitive, appears to be self assured, is enterprising, has very clear goals, needs to win, uses wit and brains to get what he wants." Kagome wasn't sure about the last one and Inu Yasha saw it in her expression.
"That's me!" he shouted.
"Uh-huh." She said. "Okay, who's next? How about you, Sango? When were you born?"
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Do you think I made the right choice in making him an Aries? Review please, they my writing fuel! ^_^