O-K! Happiness for all! I have the sixth chapter up! By the way, if you
haven't please read my sequel to Inu Onna: A Feudal Fairytail story, I
don't know how many times I've stressed this. I have had a bought four
people review it, but if yu haven't, yu don't know what yu're missing.
(Pardon my German, but) that story kicks @$$! It is so much fun to write
and usually if it's fun for me to write, it turns out fun for everyone else
to read. So there's that and you probably want to see the next chapter so
I'll shut up now. ^_^
Chapter 6: Love signs
Kagome turned to the pages for love signs. She blushed lightly and said, "Oh my! It looks like we have a little more then we bargained for."
Inu Yasha snatched the book from her and looked at it. "SEX SIGNS??!" he looked at it like it had just shouted the F-word six times.
"Are you gonna read'm Kagome?" Miroku asked with interest.
"O-okay," Kagome took the book back and asked, "Whose should I read first?"
Everyone pointed at someone else. Miroku pointed at Sango, Sango tried to defend herself by pointing back at him, Shippou was pointing at Kagome, and Inu Yasha pointed at Kagome.
"Why do you want to hear mine?" she asked.
"I have my reasons." He said with a smirk. She blushed and realized her's had the most votes. But why did Inu Yasha want to hear hers? The reason that she wasn't thinking, the real reason, well...
'I just want her to be embarrassed.' Inu Yasha thought.
Kagome flipped to her pages then read, "Sagittarius and love." She blushed a little deeper and read, " When in love, the typical Sagittarius enjoys love on the move and in foreign places-"
"Well that's convienient." Sango said looking at Inu Yasha.
Kagome read on, "Is inventive, needs good intellectual compatibility- "
"Uh-oh, looks like you're out Inu Yasha." Shippou said.
Inu Yasha conked the Kitsune on the head.
"KAGOME!" Shippou wined and rubbed the lump on his head.
He ran to Kagome and sahe said, "Okay Inu Yasha, just for that, your vote doesn't count anymore."
"Like I care! I only wanted to hear yours!" he said.
Everyone stared at him and he shouted, "And quit jumping to conclusions, all of you!"
Kagome blushed and Miroku said, "If you are too embarrassed Lady Kagome, I could read it for you."
She couldn't see the harm in it, but she just violated the smart code of Sagittarius. She was about to make a huge mistake. She handed it to him and as soon as it touched his hands, Sango could feel the hentai aurora around him grow. Sango thought with a sweatdrop, 'She has no idea what she has just do-'
(Sara: OKAY! We ger the freaking picture!)
(An: I'm just emphasizing the point!)
Miroku took it and looked to find where Kagome's place was then he read-with FEELING! "She is totally honest with the loved one," he made a forward motion with his hips and said, "she enjoys the PYSICAL pleasures of love-!"
Kagome blushed and thought that she was less embarrassed when she was reading it.
Inu Yasha and Sango growled at him, "Okay! You're having a little too much fun with this!"
"Please," he said, "I'm reading...is happy-when she is in love." And he smiled brightly. "and is very generous and good natured.
"Feh," Inu Yasha said, and thought of the rosary spell.
"Her expectations," Miroku read, "What she expects from her man, you might want to take note Inu Yasha." Inu Yasha growled and blushed. "-not to be tied down,"
"I knew you liked traveling!" Inu Yasha said to her. "And you're always complaining."
"Traveling is nice, but when you do it-ALL THE TIME!-It gets older then Myoga." She said.
Miroku could see where these interruptions were irritating, "to feel secure when in love-"
"Well he's been the best body guard I've ever had so far!" Kagome said.
"-the loved one to be honest, to retain freedom of movement, never to be falsely accused of philandering-"
"Bingo!" Kagome shouted.
"You do philander!" Inu Yasha shouted. "Kouga, Hoho-"
"His name is Hojo!" Kagome shouted, "And I-"
"Hobo?" Sango asked.
"Homo?" Miroku said.
"Hodo?" Shippou said.
"Hoyo?" Inu Yasha asked.
"HOJO!!" Kagome screamed. "And what about you and Kikyo, huh?! Oh, but of course it's always third person-!"
"Um, Lady Kagome?" Miroku asked.
"WHAT?!" she shouted.
"My I finish?" he asked. "I'd like to get to my sign soon."
"Oh!" she blushed and sat down, "I am SO sorry, Miroku! And after all of that shouting at you guys to be quiet while I read."
"Well, there's one left for your sign." He said. "To stimulate, amuse and to be enjoyed by the loved one."
Inu Yasha and Kagome didn't dare to look at each other. Miroku breathed out through his teeth and said, "Why don't we read yours, Inu Yasha?"
"I don't care." He said looking over at him out of the corner of his eye.. Kagome straightened her skirt and sat watching Miroku.
'Hmm, this is unpleasant,' he thought looking over at the unhappy couple. 'I'll have to make this interesting.'
"He inhaled deeply and read, "Aries and sex."
"WHAT?!" everyone looked up at him and Inu Yasha with wide eyes.
"I just wanted to make sure you were paying attention, that's all." He said with a smile. Inu Yasha sat blushing and grumbling something under his breath.
"Expectations: expects total faithfulness from the loved one, the loer to respond as if she is the best lover ever known, to be loved exclusively, never to be criticized."
"Behavior when in love: Is very romantic and believes in courtly love." Miroku read.
"HIM?!" Kagome said with surprise. Inu Yasha looked upward then said, "Yes."
'Oh my god!' Kagome thought, 'he's listening, AND he's revealing thoughts!' "Please continue, Miroku." She said, hoping dogboy would stay interested.
"Will insist o doing the chasing and can't bear to be chased." He read. Everyone imagined Inu Yasha chasing Kagome or vise versa, Kagome smiled at the thought and blushed.
"-can be extremely possessive of the lover, but can't understand if the lover is possessive."
"Whoa!" Shippou said. "That book must know him!"
"Places the loved one on a pedestal, will be jealous of any attention the loved one gives to another, will fight to the death for the loved one!"
Kagome looked over at him and he looked away and blushed. But Shippou was right there. "He's blushing!" Shippou shouted. "He's blushing! He's blushing!"
Inu Yasha grabbed Shippou and started to wring his neck, Homer Simpson style. "Sit."
WHAM!
Shippou jumped out of Inu Yasha's hands as the Hanyo was flung onto the ground. He kept his face in the dirt when al of a sudden he felt someone massaging his right ear. He looked up and it was Kagome. He shivered and sat up. She sat there rubbing his ears while he had a spaced out look on his face.
"O-kay." Miroku said. "Well, I guess it's your turn, Sango!" he said.
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Well how was that? Yes, puppy likes his ears rubbed! ^_^
By the way, the REAL time that Inu Yasha comes on, it starts Saturday, August 31st, Cartoon Network or Adult Swim, 10:00 Indiana time, you might want to check a T.V. guide just in case Because my T.V. said 11:00 when it was really ten.
Chapter 6: Love signs
Kagome turned to the pages for love signs. She blushed lightly and said, "Oh my! It looks like we have a little more then we bargained for."
Inu Yasha snatched the book from her and looked at it. "SEX SIGNS??!" he looked at it like it had just shouted the F-word six times.
"Are you gonna read'm Kagome?" Miroku asked with interest.
"O-okay," Kagome took the book back and asked, "Whose should I read first?"
Everyone pointed at someone else. Miroku pointed at Sango, Sango tried to defend herself by pointing back at him, Shippou was pointing at Kagome, and Inu Yasha pointed at Kagome.
"Why do you want to hear mine?" she asked.
"I have my reasons." He said with a smirk. She blushed and realized her's had the most votes. But why did Inu Yasha want to hear hers? The reason that she wasn't thinking, the real reason, well...
'I just want her to be embarrassed.' Inu Yasha thought.
Kagome flipped to her pages then read, "Sagittarius and love." She blushed a little deeper and read, " When in love, the typical Sagittarius enjoys love on the move and in foreign places-"
"Well that's convienient." Sango said looking at Inu Yasha.
Kagome read on, "Is inventive, needs good intellectual compatibility- "
"Uh-oh, looks like you're out Inu Yasha." Shippou said.
Inu Yasha conked the Kitsune on the head.
"KAGOME!" Shippou wined and rubbed the lump on his head.
He ran to Kagome and sahe said, "Okay Inu Yasha, just for that, your vote doesn't count anymore."
"Like I care! I only wanted to hear yours!" he said.
Everyone stared at him and he shouted, "And quit jumping to conclusions, all of you!"
Kagome blushed and Miroku said, "If you are too embarrassed Lady Kagome, I could read it for you."
She couldn't see the harm in it, but she just violated the smart code of Sagittarius. She was about to make a huge mistake. She handed it to him and as soon as it touched his hands, Sango could feel the hentai aurora around him grow. Sango thought with a sweatdrop, 'She has no idea what she has just do-'
(Sara: OKAY! We ger the freaking picture!)
(An: I'm just emphasizing the point!)
Miroku took it and looked to find where Kagome's place was then he read-with FEELING! "She is totally honest with the loved one," he made a forward motion with his hips and said, "she enjoys the PYSICAL pleasures of love-!"
Kagome blushed and thought that she was less embarrassed when she was reading it.
Inu Yasha and Sango growled at him, "Okay! You're having a little too much fun with this!"
"Please," he said, "I'm reading...is happy-when she is in love." And he smiled brightly. "and is very generous and good natured.
"Feh," Inu Yasha said, and thought of the rosary spell.
"Her expectations," Miroku read, "What she expects from her man, you might want to take note Inu Yasha." Inu Yasha growled and blushed. "-not to be tied down,"
"I knew you liked traveling!" Inu Yasha said to her. "And you're always complaining."
"Traveling is nice, but when you do it-ALL THE TIME!-It gets older then Myoga." She said.
Miroku could see where these interruptions were irritating, "to feel secure when in love-"
"Well he's been the best body guard I've ever had so far!" Kagome said.
"-the loved one to be honest, to retain freedom of movement, never to be falsely accused of philandering-"
"Bingo!" Kagome shouted.
"You do philander!" Inu Yasha shouted. "Kouga, Hoho-"
"His name is Hojo!" Kagome shouted, "And I-"
"Hobo?" Sango asked.
"Homo?" Miroku said.
"Hodo?" Shippou said.
"Hoyo?" Inu Yasha asked.
"HOJO!!" Kagome screamed. "And what about you and Kikyo, huh?! Oh, but of course it's always third person-!"
"Um, Lady Kagome?" Miroku asked.
"WHAT?!" she shouted.
"My I finish?" he asked. "I'd like to get to my sign soon."
"Oh!" she blushed and sat down, "I am SO sorry, Miroku! And after all of that shouting at you guys to be quiet while I read."
"Well, there's one left for your sign." He said. "To stimulate, amuse and to be enjoyed by the loved one."
Inu Yasha and Kagome didn't dare to look at each other. Miroku breathed out through his teeth and said, "Why don't we read yours, Inu Yasha?"
"I don't care." He said looking over at him out of the corner of his eye.. Kagome straightened her skirt and sat watching Miroku.
'Hmm, this is unpleasant,' he thought looking over at the unhappy couple. 'I'll have to make this interesting.'
"He inhaled deeply and read, "Aries and sex."
"WHAT?!" everyone looked up at him and Inu Yasha with wide eyes.
"I just wanted to make sure you were paying attention, that's all." He said with a smile. Inu Yasha sat blushing and grumbling something under his breath.
"Expectations: expects total faithfulness from the loved one, the loer to respond as if she is the best lover ever known, to be loved exclusively, never to be criticized."
"Behavior when in love: Is very romantic and believes in courtly love." Miroku read.
"HIM?!" Kagome said with surprise. Inu Yasha looked upward then said, "Yes."
'Oh my god!' Kagome thought, 'he's listening, AND he's revealing thoughts!' "Please continue, Miroku." She said, hoping dogboy would stay interested.
"Will insist o doing the chasing and can't bear to be chased." He read. Everyone imagined Inu Yasha chasing Kagome or vise versa, Kagome smiled at the thought and blushed.
"-can be extremely possessive of the lover, but can't understand if the lover is possessive."
"Whoa!" Shippou said. "That book must know him!"
"Places the loved one on a pedestal, will be jealous of any attention the loved one gives to another, will fight to the death for the loved one!"
Kagome looked over at him and he looked away and blushed. But Shippou was right there. "He's blushing!" Shippou shouted. "He's blushing! He's blushing!"
Inu Yasha grabbed Shippou and started to wring his neck, Homer Simpson style. "Sit."
WHAM!
Shippou jumped out of Inu Yasha's hands as the Hanyo was flung onto the ground. He kept his face in the dirt when al of a sudden he felt someone massaging his right ear. He looked up and it was Kagome. He shivered and sat up. She sat there rubbing his ears while he had a spaced out look on his face.
"O-kay." Miroku said. "Well, I guess it's your turn, Sango!" he said.
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Well how was that? Yes, puppy likes his ears rubbed! ^_^
By the way, the REAL time that Inu Yasha comes on, it starts Saturday, August 31st, Cartoon Network or Adult Swim, 10:00 Indiana time, you might want to check a T.V. guide just in case Because my T.V. said 11:00 when it was really ten.