Okay, this'll probably bring the rating up, but don't worry it won't be too
graphic.
(Maybe)
Chapter 9: Sex Signs
Miroku looked over at Kagome with Shippou laying on her arm. Then looked back at Sango and Inu Yasha. "She's asleep!" he whispered, though they looked like they didn't care. He snuck over to her backpack and dug out the zodiac book. He went back and sat by the fire where a frog and lizard on a stick were cooking. He flipped though the book until he came upon something much to his interest. "Oooooooh!"
"What?" Sango asked.
He smiled perversely. "Sex signs."
"What?!" Inu Yasha looked at him disgustedly.
"Leave it to him to find the dirty side of the book." Sango said.
"Scorpio and sex." He read. Sango dove forward to grab the book but he would keep moving it out of her reach. "When a typical Scorpio makes love, it is an expression of all the pent up passion that is hidden inside this most magnetic of personalities. Sex is an important element of life to a Scorpio. Indeed, Scorpio is the zodiac sign that indicates the greatest interest in sexual matters."
Miroku smiled at her, "Sango, I never knew!"
She blushed and growled at him. She muttered a bunch of cuss words and death threats that no one heard.
He read on, "As in other areas of their life, Scorpios are liable to be both inventive and single-minded-but for most Scorpios, sex is very much of an expression of love." Miroku smiled pervertedly at her. ^v^
Sango bopped him in the head with her boomerang and sat six feet away from him. Miroku flipped furiously through the book and stopped at his sex signs. "Let's see, Libra and sex. When a typical Libra makes love it is not always a passionate experience, unless there are more passionate signs in the Libra's chart. Libra's may appear to be calm, confident and in control, but they are often very uncertain about their sexual identifty. They are very influenced by images of sexual attractiveness in the media., and no matter how beautiful or handsome they are, Libras can feel very sexually insecure and uncertain. This does not, however, lessen Libra's interest in sex." Miroku stared at the book for a few minutes then put the book down and turned around, "I don't like this book anymore."
"Why? Is it true?" Inu Yasha asked.
"SHUT UP!" Miroku gave him the death glare.
Inu Yasha hid behind Sango and even she looked scared. OO ;;
After a few minutes of constipated silence, Miroku turned back around and picked up the book with his usual confident smile. ^_^ "So Inu Yasha, are you interested in hearing Kagome's sex signs?"
"FEH!" Inu Yahsa said loudly. "Do I look like I care?!"
Miroku shrugged and read it. Ini Yasha's ears twitched. "A typical Sagittarius regards love as another adventure to be enjoyed and explored. Sagitarrians tend to take a chance on love, and they enter a relationship with the same recklessness that they display in other activities. In the relationship, she will be warm and loving and a wonderful companion. Sagittarians normally enjoy a lot of touching and cuddling-a good, warm loving hug is their form of a security blanket. Common intellectual interests are equally essential to the success of any long-term sexual relationship." Miroku looked up from the book at the lizard on a stick. He moved over to where Inu Yasha was sitting to check on it. Inu Yasha was wearing the scowl of the century. "I think it's almost done." Miroku said. He looked at Inu Yasha, "Want some?"
Inu Yasha grabbed him by the collar and shouted, "HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF LISTENING TO KAGOME'S SEX SIGNS!!!" he turned back around with a scowl and his face as red as his kimono.
Kagome yawned and when she moved her arm, she woke up Shippou. "Good morning!" she sang. The first thing she noticed was the zodiac book on the ground. "Did you guys get into my backpack?!" she asked in a violated tone.
"Oh!" Miroku grabbed the book and flipped through it. "I bet Kagome want's to hear Inu Yasha's sex signs!"
"Where did this come from?!" Kagome asked Sango.
Miroku flipped to Inu Yasha's pages, "Aries and sex. In many ways the excitement is in the chase not the conquest. It isn't that Aries lovers aren't faithful-they are, as long as the excitement of new challenges in love are always there to stimulate them. Aries may appear to want a submissive partner in sex." They looked at Inu Yasha. He was still turned around and his ears twitched. "Routine is what brings boredom to lovemaking for Aries."
"That's not really something I wanted to know about Inu Yasha." Sango said sticking a finger in her ear. "Why don't we just eat."
"Maybe we can read the book later?" Kagome said.
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Not exactly the best ending for the chapter, but it'll do before the next one. ^_~
Chapter 9: Sex Signs
Miroku looked over at Kagome with Shippou laying on her arm. Then looked back at Sango and Inu Yasha. "She's asleep!" he whispered, though they looked like they didn't care. He snuck over to her backpack and dug out the zodiac book. He went back and sat by the fire where a frog and lizard on a stick were cooking. He flipped though the book until he came upon something much to his interest. "Oooooooh!"
"What?" Sango asked.
He smiled perversely. "Sex signs."
"What?!" Inu Yasha looked at him disgustedly.
"Leave it to him to find the dirty side of the book." Sango said.
"Scorpio and sex." He read. Sango dove forward to grab the book but he would keep moving it out of her reach. "When a typical Scorpio makes love, it is an expression of all the pent up passion that is hidden inside this most magnetic of personalities. Sex is an important element of life to a Scorpio. Indeed, Scorpio is the zodiac sign that indicates the greatest interest in sexual matters."
Miroku smiled at her, "Sango, I never knew!"
She blushed and growled at him. She muttered a bunch of cuss words and death threats that no one heard.
He read on, "As in other areas of their life, Scorpios are liable to be both inventive and single-minded-but for most Scorpios, sex is very much of an expression of love." Miroku smiled pervertedly at her. ^v^
Sango bopped him in the head with her boomerang and sat six feet away from him. Miroku flipped furiously through the book and stopped at his sex signs. "Let's see, Libra and sex. When a typical Libra makes love it is not always a passionate experience, unless there are more passionate signs in the Libra's chart. Libra's may appear to be calm, confident and in control, but they are often very uncertain about their sexual identifty. They are very influenced by images of sexual attractiveness in the media., and no matter how beautiful or handsome they are, Libras can feel very sexually insecure and uncertain. This does not, however, lessen Libra's interest in sex." Miroku stared at the book for a few minutes then put the book down and turned around, "I don't like this book anymore."
"Why? Is it true?" Inu Yasha asked.
"SHUT UP!" Miroku gave him the death glare.
Inu Yasha hid behind Sango and even she looked scared. OO ;;
After a few minutes of constipated silence, Miroku turned back around and picked up the book with his usual confident smile. ^_^ "So Inu Yasha, are you interested in hearing Kagome's sex signs?"
"FEH!" Inu Yahsa said loudly. "Do I look like I care?!"
Miroku shrugged and read it. Ini Yasha's ears twitched. "A typical Sagittarius regards love as another adventure to be enjoyed and explored. Sagitarrians tend to take a chance on love, and they enter a relationship with the same recklessness that they display in other activities. In the relationship, she will be warm and loving and a wonderful companion. Sagittarians normally enjoy a lot of touching and cuddling-a good, warm loving hug is their form of a security blanket. Common intellectual interests are equally essential to the success of any long-term sexual relationship." Miroku looked up from the book at the lizard on a stick. He moved over to where Inu Yasha was sitting to check on it. Inu Yasha was wearing the scowl of the century. "I think it's almost done." Miroku said. He looked at Inu Yasha, "Want some?"
Inu Yasha grabbed him by the collar and shouted, "HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF LISTENING TO KAGOME'S SEX SIGNS!!!" he turned back around with a scowl and his face as red as his kimono.
Kagome yawned and when she moved her arm, she woke up Shippou. "Good morning!" she sang. The first thing she noticed was the zodiac book on the ground. "Did you guys get into my backpack?!" she asked in a violated tone.
"Oh!" Miroku grabbed the book and flipped through it. "I bet Kagome want's to hear Inu Yasha's sex signs!"
"Where did this come from?!" Kagome asked Sango.
Miroku flipped to Inu Yasha's pages, "Aries and sex. In many ways the excitement is in the chase not the conquest. It isn't that Aries lovers aren't faithful-they are, as long as the excitement of new challenges in love are always there to stimulate them. Aries may appear to want a submissive partner in sex." They looked at Inu Yasha. He was still turned around and his ears twitched. "Routine is what brings boredom to lovemaking for Aries."
"That's not really something I wanted to know about Inu Yasha." Sango said sticking a finger in her ear. "Why don't we just eat."
"Maybe we can read the book later?" Kagome said.
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Not exactly the best ending for the chapter, but it'll do before the next one. ^_~