Today, I was looking through some of my old junk. Bah. Nothin' good. Except I found this doll in

a dusty old box. Sorta reminded me of that hedgehog Zack I knew. Somewhere. From someplace..

bah. I found a doll. It had spikey black hair, and a pull string. I pulled the string, and it was like

"OMG I LOVE YOU!!!!!". It was sickeningly cute. So I gave it to Piffy.



" Look, you pull the string here. " I motioned to the string. " And you pull it. And it'll say

something magical. " This had to be the fucking five thousandth time I've explained it

to the clone. He can't grasp the concept. HE CAN'T. I pulled the string, and the doll chimed out

a 'We're going to be BEST FRIENDS!'. It made me writhe in disgust. Piffy still didn't seen to get

it, so I just gave up and took the doll away. I went back to my room to burn it. Or something.

I pulled the string on the doll, tossed it on my bed and glared at it. " You love me, huh? Well

I fucking HATE YOU. You're.. sickeningly cute. It's disgusting. You ooze cuteness from your

PORES. YOUR DOLLISH PORES!! " I shouted, slamming the door to my room. I pulled a chair

around to stare at the doll. " Your plotting, aren't you. "



" I'm going to kill you. " Giggled the doll.



" LIKE HELL YOU ARE!! " I picked up the doll, shaking it furiously. " I KNOW YOUR KIND!!

I KNOW YOU!!! WATCHING AND WAITING!!! ARGH!! YOU CAN'T BEAT ME!! "



" HAH!! As if anybodies going to believe you!! " Cackled the doll. That's when I heard

the door open, and Piffy weakly sitting in the doorway. Fuck.



" Ah.. Piffy. Look. The doll, it speaks..and..it's alive!! " He should be able to believe me.

He'd believe the stupidest things, so if he'd probably believe me now. Hah! It's good to have some

body like Piffy around. It makes you feel better about yourself.



" ... ..lord cloud..? ... d...doll talks..yes..look..look.. " The clone murmured weakly, crawling

over to me, and pulling the string on the doll. The echo of 'I'll be your BEST FRIEND!' chimed out. Fuck. Of all the

times for him to learn how to do that, NOW IS THE TIME. " .. d..doll..not alive.. you.. you told me.. master..cloud.. "



" uhm.. er..yeah! yeah, so I did. " If Piffy was a normal person, I bet he'd think I was on pot or something.

POT. " Forget about it, Piffy. Go pratice walking. Just don't fall down the stairs like you did before. " I watched as the clone nodded lightly,

forcing himself to a shaky stand, only to toddle out of the room and fall down the stairs like I told him not to. I think I'm slowly going mad.

Inch by inch. Step by step.



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