Chapter Two: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Artemis glanced at the crystal. "OH MY GOD!! THE GREAT AMULET OF MAGGOTITE SUMMONING HOLY CRAPFRICK!!!"
Mary Sue reached for the amulet. "Hello, I am Mary Sue, and I am, like perfect! She smiled at Artemis, fluttering her four-inch lashes. Artemis pointed at the amulet. "Will you show me Maggotite?"
Mary Sue nodded. "If you tell me what happened to my sister."
Artemis shrugged. "I was playing minesweeper the WHOLE time! I remember she wrecked my CDs, though."
Mary Sue turned to Butler. "Do you know what happened to my sister?"
Butler shook his head, also grinning like a loon, "Man, I had no idea. I was on drugs the whole time!" (That sounds better if you say it like this: I werz on dregz the whole time!)
Mary Sue sighed. "Oh well, meet me on your manor grounds at midnight. I will show you the Maggotite.
Just then a car came tearing down the street and slammed into Mary Sue, throwing her into the air, through the window of a cake shop and head first into a giant pavlova. "OH, MY GOD!" Screamed Artemis as he ran to help Mary Sue.
She rolled out of the cake and hit the ground. The driver parked his car on a slight incline and rushed back to help Mary Sue, who was tottering around on the road.
"OH MY GOD, ARE YOU ALRIGHT!"
Mary Sue just made a little squeaking noise.
Then the car moved. It began to roll backwards, toward Mary Sue. "DUCK AND COVER!" Yelled Butler. He, Artemis and the man dove off the road.
"I don't see any ducks." Mary Sue said, then the car hit her. Once again she was thrown into the air while the car slammed through the cake shop window at high speed and exploded in a ball of flame.
Mary Sue crash landed heavily on top of a huge pile of bananas. "OH MY GOSH!" Screamed Artemis as he and Butler ran to help Mary Sue. The driver stood, staring at his destroyed car. The cake shop owner stood, staring at his destroyed business. The fruit shop owner wiped liberal amounts of squashed banana off his face and stood staring at the pile of destroyed bananas, then all three of them turned to face Artemis, Butler, and the banana and pavlova covered Mary Sue.
"AAGAGHAHAHAHAH!!!!" Screamed the three men as they grabbed whatever happened to be nearby, a plank, a pile of bananas and a car steering wheel, which had rolled into the street from the wreckage, and proceeded to charge at Artemis, Butler and Mary Sue.
The three turned and ran screaming. Mary Sue ran into the road, and got hit by a semi trailer.
Fortunately she was merely bounced off it, unfortunately it was the banana man who caught her.
Artemis glanced at the crystal. "OH MY GOD!! THE GREAT AMULET OF MAGGOTITE SUMMONING HOLY CRAPFRICK!!!"
Mary Sue reached for the amulet. "Hello, I am Mary Sue, and I am, like perfect! She smiled at Artemis, fluttering her four-inch lashes. Artemis pointed at the amulet. "Will you show me Maggotite?"
Mary Sue nodded. "If you tell me what happened to my sister."
Artemis shrugged. "I was playing minesweeper the WHOLE time! I remember she wrecked my CDs, though."
Mary Sue turned to Butler. "Do you know what happened to my sister?"
Butler shook his head, also grinning like a loon, "Man, I had no idea. I was on drugs the whole time!" (That sounds better if you say it like this: I werz on dregz the whole time!)
Mary Sue sighed. "Oh well, meet me on your manor grounds at midnight. I will show you the Maggotite.
Just then a car came tearing down the street and slammed into Mary Sue, throwing her into the air, through the window of a cake shop and head first into a giant pavlova. "OH, MY GOD!" Screamed Artemis as he ran to help Mary Sue.
She rolled out of the cake and hit the ground. The driver parked his car on a slight incline and rushed back to help Mary Sue, who was tottering around on the road.
"OH MY GOD, ARE YOU ALRIGHT!"
Mary Sue just made a little squeaking noise.
Then the car moved. It began to roll backwards, toward Mary Sue. "DUCK AND COVER!" Yelled Butler. He, Artemis and the man dove off the road.
"I don't see any ducks." Mary Sue said, then the car hit her. Once again she was thrown into the air while the car slammed through the cake shop window at high speed and exploded in a ball of flame.
Mary Sue crash landed heavily on top of a huge pile of bananas. "OH MY GOSH!" Screamed Artemis as he and Butler ran to help Mary Sue. The driver stood, staring at his destroyed car. The cake shop owner stood, staring at his destroyed business. The fruit shop owner wiped liberal amounts of squashed banana off his face and stood staring at the pile of destroyed bananas, then all three of them turned to face Artemis, Butler, and the banana and pavlova covered Mary Sue.
"AAGAGHAHAHAHAH!!!!" Screamed the three men as they grabbed whatever happened to be nearby, a plank, a pile of bananas and a car steering wheel, which had rolled into the street from the wreckage, and proceeded to charge at Artemis, Butler and Mary Sue.
The three turned and ran screaming. Mary Sue ran into the road, and got hit by a semi trailer.
Fortunately she was merely bounced off it, unfortunately it was the banana man who caught her.