Disclaimer: I am looking for YYH stocks and/or a job at FUNimation. If you know of any... AW!! Forget it! I doubt any of you do, YYH stocks aren't so good, and FUNimation won't hire me because I'm too young ;__; Oh well! I don't anything that comes in this story! And by the way: I have made my OWN match ups because NO one gives me any!!! Note: Puu is in this story, but it isn't after the dark tournament. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

*Yusuke is walking to school holding hands with Botan, who has decided to stay human just so she can be with Yusuke*

Botan: So, Yusuke, what are we going to do in school today?

Yusuke: Well. I don't know. If we have any tests that I hear about ahead of time, I'm cutting that class!

Botan: Not on my watch, Yusuke!

*Kuwabara walks up*

Kuwabara: Hey, Botan! Why are you coming to school with us??

(A/N: What?? Did you think he was going to notice that they are holding hands???)

Yusuke: You are such a dumbass, I'd love to pound your face in, but I won't do it in front of my girlfriend.

Kuwabara: Huh? Where is she, Urameshi! I want to see her! Is it Keiko??? KEIKO!! Where are you?!?!?

Yusuke: Cut it out, will you? She's right here!

Kuwabara: Botan??

Yusuke: Well yea! Who else???

Kuwabara: Oh. -__-;

*they get to the school, and there is who else but... Keiko*

Keiko: Hmph. *turns away*

Botan: *whispering in Yusuke's ear* What did you do to her, Yusuke??

Yusuke: Uh...

Botan: She hates you! Did you yell at her or something?

Yusuke: Uh. not really. I didn't raise my voice! I just.. didn't know how to let her down easy!

Botan: -___-; No wonder why.

*they get through the rest of the school day, Keiko ignores eye contact and looking at Botan and Yusuke when she passes them in the hallway*

*now Botan and Yusuke are walking to his house (A/N: this chapter wouldn't be right if his mom was here, so I gave her a ticket to Hawaii, and she will be there for this chapter)*

*Yusuke opens the door, Puu comes running out to great them*

Puu: PUUUUU!!!!

Botan: *giggles* Hey there, little guy!

Yusuke: Watch it! *Puu almost messes up Yusuke's hair*

*Botan picks up Puu, all three go inside*

Puu: PUUUU PUUU PU PUUUUUU!!!! Pu??? *Puu stops dancing, and looks at Yusuke, who is holding his head in his hands* PUUUUUU!!!!! *eyes begin to pour from his eyes. anime style*

Yusuke: SHUT UP! You're not helping me, little booger!

Botan: You're so mean. Why are you sad Yusuke?

Yusuke: I don't know. I feel bad about making Keiko be so. sad. I didn't want that to happen!

Botan: I'm sure she'll forget all about it soon enough, Yusuke.

Yusuke: Yeah, I guess. *Puu stops wailing*

*knocking is heard on the door, Botan gets up to answer it, there are two figures standing there*

Botan: Hi! What can I do for you two?

Kirby: .

Other freaky tall dude with black hair and blonde highlights: What he means, ma'am, is *all of a sudden, he has a cute little face that looks like Kirby's* Hi! Can I talk to Puu?

Botan: Uh. why not?

*Puu comes running up to the three*

Kirby: PUUU!!!

Puu: Kirby!!

Botan: Wow, Puu actually said something else rather than 'puu.'

*Meanwhile, Kirby and Puu are practically making out right there in Yusuke's front yard, Botan, the tall freaky dude (who is no longer looking like Kirby), and Yusuke are barfing*

(A/N: Muh hahaha! I bet no one saw THAT one coming!! ^___^)

*they stop making out*

Puu: Pu, pu, puuuuu, pu, p- p-p- uuuuuuu, pu, pu, pu, pu, puoion.

Kirby: . .. .. .. .... .. ...

Tall dude: What they are trying to say is this: I love you Kirby! Why are you here? I am here to take you back with me to la la land, Puu! They have been planning this for a while, and since you guys are the legal guardians, I guess, we need you to sign here, here, initials here, sign here, initials on this page here, here, and there, and then Puu can go with Kirby, and he probably won't come back. Is that okay with you two?

Yusuke and Botan: @_@

TD: Well, we'll stay here until you recover. I know this is a big shocker to you all, but if you really want to make Puu happy, he wants you to sign the forms.

*Kirby and Puu are making out again, everyone sweat drops*

Botan and Yusuke: Okay.

Botan: I'm going to miss the little guy. Bye Puu!! *Botan cries anime style*

Yusuke: *looks eager* Where do I sign???

*Botan hits him over the head* ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ I'm too lazy to continue so I'll end it here. What do you think? PLEASE review. I need to know other match ups too, so I can keep writing. By the way, I am happy to review your stories if you want me to, just say so in your review. I am also planning on starting another fic like this for Zelda and maybe for some other animes, if I ever get around to it or feel like it. I'll probably write the next chapter tonight, and the one after that will be the one where all of the other people come back. I might not get it posted for a few days though.