Disclaimer: Honestly, I bet no one saw the last chapter coming! I should
have had Pu go with Hamtaro or something. Or maybe not. ^_^ Um.. Anyway.. I
hope you like this chapter and all. It's not gonna be as crazy as the last
ones (I think) per request of a reviewer. By my standards, I own Yusuke. By
everybody else's, I don't. How sad!
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*Kurama is waiting for a blind date that he was going to meet*
Kurama: (thinking) I'm not really hungry, I'll wonder if she'll mind.
*Enzeru Aoi Sora walks up, she sees Kurama*
Enzeru Aoi Sora: Hi, Kurama. I'm Enzeru Aoi Sora, your blind date.
Kurama: Oh, yes. Well, I wasn't really hungry, so I decided that we would just go and take a walk on the beach and skip the dinner thing.
Enzeru Aoi Sora: Well, Okay.
Kurama: Great.
*Kurama holds hands with Enzeru Aoi Sora as they walk down the beach at night*
Kurama: So. Um. you're not like the other fans of mine, are you?
Enzeru Aoi Sora: What do you mean?
Kurama: Well, you're not a random, obnoxious, chasing person. I like that.
Enzeru Aoi Sora: Uh.. yeah. Thanks, I guess.
Kurama: I really like you. a lot.
Enzeru Aoi Sora: I like you a lot too, Kurama.
Kurama: Well, I guess that means that we are a match, right?
Enzeru Aoi Sora: Right.
Kurama: Since I like you and all, would you mind giving me a kiss, or at least a hug?
Enzeru Aoi Sora: I think the question is more that of can I kiss you, Kurama?
Kurama: Why not?
*they kiss, not noticing Sakura and Drea walking up to them* Sakura: Heeeeeeeeeeey, Kurama- Kun.
Enzeru Aoi Sora: Who are these people, my love?
Kurama: Best be off! Call me, Enzeru Aoi Sora, when you get a chance!
Drea: HEY!!! Come back here, Kurama- Kun! Don't disappoint us again!
Kurama: NEVER!!!
Enzeru Aoi Sora: Leave him the hell alone!
(A/N: Sorry for this next bit, I am in a killing mood today.. *evil look*)
*Enzeru Aoi Sora fires an energy blast from her hand nearly killing Drea and Sakura*
Enzeru Aoi Sora: It's ok now, Kurama.
Kurama: O.o Thanks.
Enzeru Aoi Sora: Anything for my love!
Kurama: Want to come back to my house for a while?
Enzeru Aoi Sora: Sure!
*They walk away, when another couple is walking on the beach*
(A/N: I know I am gonna hate myself for this next part, but oh well.)
F17: Kazuma?
Kuwabara: What is it, baby?
F17: What are those bodies doing there?
Kuwabara: *jumps back* Oh my god! What the hell happened?
F17: No clue. I think they died.
*Sakura moans trying to get her and Drea rescued*
Kuwabara: No, I heard one of them moan. Let's go get some help.
F17: Do we have to, Kazuma? I really don't want to. I thought that tonight was supposed to be just me and you!
Kuwabara: Your right.. We'll just swing by in the morning to see how they are and if they are still here and alive, we'll help them. Ok?
F17: Thank you, Kazuma!
Kuwabara: He he.
*they hold hands and begin to walk*
F17: You're all read Kazuma! Is it too hot or something?
Kuwabara: It's the power of love, baby.
F17: Whatever.
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This is my song after writing that chapter, y'all (sorry, I felt like saying that, I'm not from the south, I'm from New England ^_^)
(to the tune of "If Your Happy and You Know It")
If your happy and you know it, grab a knife! If your happy and you know it, grab a knife! If your happy and you know it, and you really wanna show it, If your happy and you know it, grab a knife.
If your happy and you know it, slit your wrists. If your happy and you know it, slit your wrists. If you happy and you know it, and you really wanna show it, If your happy and you know it slit your wrists.
If your happy and you know it, bleed to death. If your happy and you know it, bleed to death! If your happy and you know it, and you really wanna show it, If your happy and you know it, slit your wrists.
Now I'm really happy 'cause Sarah's dead! Now I'm really happy 'cause Sarah's dead! Now I'm really really freakin' happy, and I really wanna show it, Now I'm really happy 'cause Sarah's dead!
Sorry about that people. I'm done now. I NEED MATCH UPS!!!!
*Kurama is waiting for a blind date that he was going to meet*
Kurama: (thinking) I'm not really hungry, I'll wonder if she'll mind.
*Enzeru Aoi Sora walks up, she sees Kurama*
Enzeru Aoi Sora: Hi, Kurama. I'm Enzeru Aoi Sora, your blind date.
Kurama: Oh, yes. Well, I wasn't really hungry, so I decided that we would just go and take a walk on the beach and skip the dinner thing.
Enzeru Aoi Sora: Well, Okay.
Kurama: Great.
*Kurama holds hands with Enzeru Aoi Sora as they walk down the beach at night*
Kurama: So. Um. you're not like the other fans of mine, are you?
Enzeru Aoi Sora: What do you mean?
Kurama: Well, you're not a random, obnoxious, chasing person. I like that.
Enzeru Aoi Sora: Uh.. yeah. Thanks, I guess.
Kurama: I really like you. a lot.
Enzeru Aoi Sora: I like you a lot too, Kurama.
Kurama: Well, I guess that means that we are a match, right?
Enzeru Aoi Sora: Right.
Kurama: Since I like you and all, would you mind giving me a kiss, or at least a hug?
Enzeru Aoi Sora: I think the question is more that of can I kiss you, Kurama?
Kurama: Why not?
*they kiss, not noticing Sakura and Drea walking up to them* Sakura: Heeeeeeeeeeey, Kurama- Kun.
Enzeru Aoi Sora: Who are these people, my love?
Kurama: Best be off! Call me, Enzeru Aoi Sora, when you get a chance!
Drea: HEY!!! Come back here, Kurama- Kun! Don't disappoint us again!
Kurama: NEVER!!!
Enzeru Aoi Sora: Leave him the hell alone!
(A/N: Sorry for this next bit, I am in a killing mood today.. *evil look*)
*Enzeru Aoi Sora fires an energy blast from her hand nearly killing Drea and Sakura*
Enzeru Aoi Sora: It's ok now, Kurama.
Kurama: O.o Thanks.
Enzeru Aoi Sora: Anything for my love!
Kurama: Want to come back to my house for a while?
Enzeru Aoi Sora: Sure!
*They walk away, when another couple is walking on the beach*
(A/N: I know I am gonna hate myself for this next part, but oh well.)
F17: Kazuma?
Kuwabara: What is it, baby?
F17: What are those bodies doing there?
Kuwabara: *jumps back* Oh my god! What the hell happened?
F17: No clue. I think they died.
*Sakura moans trying to get her and Drea rescued*
Kuwabara: No, I heard one of them moan. Let's go get some help.
F17: Do we have to, Kazuma? I really don't want to. I thought that tonight was supposed to be just me and you!
Kuwabara: Your right.. We'll just swing by in the morning to see how they are and if they are still here and alive, we'll help them. Ok?
F17: Thank you, Kazuma!
Kuwabara: He he.
*they hold hands and begin to walk*
F17: You're all read Kazuma! Is it too hot or something?
Kuwabara: It's the power of love, baby.
F17: Whatever.
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This is my song after writing that chapter, y'all (sorry, I felt like saying that, I'm not from the south, I'm from New England ^_^)
(to the tune of "If Your Happy and You Know It")
If your happy and you know it, grab a knife! If your happy and you know it, grab a knife! If your happy and you know it, and you really wanna show it, If your happy and you know it, grab a knife.
If your happy and you know it, slit your wrists. If your happy and you know it, slit your wrists. If you happy and you know it, and you really wanna show it, If your happy and you know it slit your wrists.
If your happy and you know it, bleed to death. If your happy and you know it, bleed to death! If your happy and you know it, and you really wanna show it, If your happy and you know it, slit your wrists.
Now I'm really happy 'cause Sarah's dead! Now I'm really happy 'cause Sarah's dead! Now I'm really really freakin' happy, and I really wanna show it, Now I'm really happy 'cause Sarah's dead!
Sorry about that people. I'm done now. I NEED MATCH UPS!!!!