Disclaimer: This is the final chapter because I can't really think of
anything else to write about it. I don't own YYH *cries* but I did buy DDR
Max for the Ps2 and I'm going to get DDR Max 2 when it comes out in
September. ^_^ Anyway, on with the madness!!
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*Yusuke is on his way to the Spirit World to track down the fan girls. Botan is guiding the oar, Thiny is flying behind them, thanks to the vampire in her. (A/N: Instead of reading my other fic to find out who my character is, just look in my profile ^^)*
Yusuke: So, anyone know where rabid fan girls would be hiding?
Thiny: Well, they probably wouldn't know that they were being tracked in the first place, so my guess is that they aren't hiding at all.
Botan: That sounds good to me. But where do we begin to search for them?
Yusuke: Thiny?
Thiny: MoA is usually at her home, which is in the Spirit World. I think it's a waterfront beach house or something on the river Sticks (A/N: It's not spelt like that is it?).
Botan: Well, that's where we are headed then! *makes oar do a sharp turn and dive causing Yusuke to almost fall off. Thiny gets a little behind*
Yusuke: Jeez! You think you could be a little more gentle?
Botan: What are you blabbering about?
Yusuke: *sweatdrops*
Thiny: There it is! *points to big black house on the river, they all head for it* I'll get her to come out, and somehow you guys can tie her up and torture her or something so she'll tell you who else is stalking Hiei and maybe Kurama.
*long story short- they get there, all goes as planned. They drench MoA in water to get her to talk, but due to her short memory, she can't remember anyone else. All of a sudden, the communication mirror rings*
Botan: Botan here, what is it?
Koenma: Seems we have an advancement on our little fan girl problem. OGRE!
Ogre: *runs in* Yes, Koenma Sir?
Koenma: Show them the video!
Ogre: Of course, Koenma Sir.
Koenma: Well, it turns out that the issue has now been taken into the living world. *video shows a news person*
Newsperson: It seems as if a fifteen year old boy was almost killed when he was attacked by a group of girls. Officials are saying it was his fault, but other sources are saying it was really *pauses* the donuts? Well, that's what they are saying. Ooh. . . dooooonnnnuuuuutttssssss. . . *walks over to donut shop where there is a broken window. Vash is there eating a ton of donuts*
Vash: Hello, lady! Want some?
Newslady: HELLL YAHHHH!
Vash: Too bad, they're all mine!! MUH HAH- *chokes on donut*
Koenma: Turn it off, Ogre.
Ogre: Yes, Koenma Sir. *turns it off*
Koenma: As you can see, it's getting to be a little bit of an issue.
Botan: What about the fan girls?
Koenma: Well, it seems they were all in the same group, the Hiei's and Kurama's. When the Kurama's attacked Kurama, so did the Hiei's. Then the police came and shot them all in a cross fire.
Botan: Oh, that's horrible!
Koenma: Well, you can take those two home now.
Botan: Will do.
EPILOUGE:
Everyone was fine in the end, except for the fan girls, that got killed off in a corny way. They are all buried in the Spirit World where Hiei and Kurama are going to be buried.
Kuwabara: What about me!!!
Thiny: What about you?
Kuwabara: What happens to me?
Thiny: Oh, I forgot. *shoots him, Kuwabara falls* And Kuwabara died.
Kuwabara: *gets up* I'm not dead!
Vash: It's hard to kill with rubber bullets, indeed.
Thiny: Dammit. I'll end this now.
Vash: *shoves donut in mouth* SO LONG! IT'S BEEN FUN!
Thiny: Since when should you be here, half of these people don't know who you are, it's a Yu Yu Hakusho fic.
Vash: Um. . .
Thiny: Scoot!
Vash: Yes, lady.
Thiny: *growl* Anyway, shows over, review, please and thanks for reading!
Vash: *pokes head in* Yah! Do it or I'll kill you!
Thiny: You don't kill, 'member?
Vash: *sings* Total slaughter, total slaughter-
Thiny: Well, it's over anyway, so you shouldn't be reading this.
Vash: Who cares? This isn't over 'till you're finished, right? *laughs*
Thiny: Shaddup. *shoots Vash at a close range with a rubber bullet*
Vash: Hey, that hurt. Owwww. . .
Thiny: It's over!
Vash: Yes, lady.
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*Yusuke is on his way to the Spirit World to track down the fan girls. Botan is guiding the oar, Thiny is flying behind them, thanks to the vampire in her. (A/N: Instead of reading my other fic to find out who my character is, just look in my profile ^^)*
Yusuke: So, anyone know where rabid fan girls would be hiding?
Thiny: Well, they probably wouldn't know that they were being tracked in the first place, so my guess is that they aren't hiding at all.
Botan: That sounds good to me. But where do we begin to search for them?
Yusuke: Thiny?
Thiny: MoA is usually at her home, which is in the Spirit World. I think it's a waterfront beach house or something on the river Sticks (A/N: It's not spelt like that is it?).
Botan: Well, that's where we are headed then! *makes oar do a sharp turn and dive causing Yusuke to almost fall off. Thiny gets a little behind*
Yusuke: Jeez! You think you could be a little more gentle?
Botan: What are you blabbering about?
Yusuke: *sweatdrops*
Thiny: There it is! *points to big black house on the river, they all head for it* I'll get her to come out, and somehow you guys can tie her up and torture her or something so she'll tell you who else is stalking Hiei and maybe Kurama.
*long story short- they get there, all goes as planned. They drench MoA in water to get her to talk, but due to her short memory, she can't remember anyone else. All of a sudden, the communication mirror rings*
Botan: Botan here, what is it?
Koenma: Seems we have an advancement on our little fan girl problem. OGRE!
Ogre: *runs in* Yes, Koenma Sir?
Koenma: Show them the video!
Ogre: Of course, Koenma Sir.
Koenma: Well, it turns out that the issue has now been taken into the living world. *video shows a news person*
Newsperson: It seems as if a fifteen year old boy was almost killed when he was attacked by a group of girls. Officials are saying it was his fault, but other sources are saying it was really *pauses* the donuts? Well, that's what they are saying. Ooh. . . dooooonnnnuuuuutttssssss. . . *walks over to donut shop where there is a broken window. Vash is there eating a ton of donuts*
Vash: Hello, lady! Want some?
Newslady: HELLL YAHHHH!
Vash: Too bad, they're all mine!! MUH HAH- *chokes on donut*
Koenma: Turn it off, Ogre.
Ogre: Yes, Koenma Sir. *turns it off*
Koenma: As you can see, it's getting to be a little bit of an issue.
Botan: What about the fan girls?
Koenma: Well, it seems they were all in the same group, the Hiei's and Kurama's. When the Kurama's attacked Kurama, so did the Hiei's. Then the police came and shot them all in a cross fire.
Botan: Oh, that's horrible!
Koenma: Well, you can take those two home now.
Botan: Will do.
EPILOUGE:
Everyone was fine in the end, except for the fan girls, that got killed off in a corny way. They are all buried in the Spirit World where Hiei and Kurama are going to be buried.
Kuwabara: What about me!!!
Thiny: What about you?
Kuwabara: What happens to me?
Thiny: Oh, I forgot. *shoots him, Kuwabara falls* And Kuwabara died.
Kuwabara: *gets up* I'm not dead!
Vash: It's hard to kill with rubber bullets, indeed.
Thiny: Dammit. I'll end this now.
Vash: *shoves donut in mouth* SO LONG! IT'S BEEN FUN!
Thiny: Since when should you be here, half of these people don't know who you are, it's a Yu Yu Hakusho fic.
Vash: Um. . .
Thiny: Scoot!
Vash: Yes, lady.
Thiny: *growl* Anyway, shows over, review, please and thanks for reading!
Vash: *pokes head in* Yah! Do it or I'll kill you!
Thiny: You don't kill, 'member?
Vash: *sings* Total slaughter, total slaughter-
Thiny: Well, it's over anyway, so you shouldn't be reading this.
Vash: Who cares? This isn't over 'till you're finished, right? *laughs*
Thiny: Shaddup. *shoots Vash at a close range with a rubber bullet*
Vash: Hey, that hurt. Owwww. . .
Thiny: It's over!
Vash: Yes, lady.