Murder on the Dancefloor (Chapter 2) by French Affair

Welcome back to chapter 2! ^_^ This is disturbing...and if you didn't get the mastercard thing, it's this photo of a guy who looks like he's stretching, but is also urinating, and an amusing caption accompanies it. Anyway, remember to review! Oh, and I'm taking a new approach with this chapter...I'm not responsible for what happens to Sephiroth, he may land in conveniently-placed toilets and lingerie parties. -_-

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We're back, after the last debacle...

*camera shows beatrix, kairi and kuja all sitting being lectured by a policeman before kuja turns into a cream puff and chews his head off. beatrix and kairi looked momentarily shocked before beatrix's body degenerates into a bowl of ice cream and kairi's forehead swells up until custard and maple syrup fly out her ears. all that can be heard is the sound of custardly maple syrup filling up the room, and beatrix comforting the swollen kairi, who is crying that kuja is now much creamier than her, and beatrix's ice creamy body is slowly melting, but then a handy kylie minogue bottom eats them*

Now, we're back...from outer space...I just walked in to find you here with just that look upon yer face-*is hit by an umbridge caramel tart* Ok. So our new contestants are...

Ultimecia!
Lulu!
Sephiroth!

*they take their places. ultimecia sharpens her hair, lulu takes off her skirt, and sephy practices the moonwalk and solo-salsa*

*in the background: SORA: mmm...salsa...*eats sephy* EVERYONE: O_O -_- O_O*

O...k...so Sephiroth is out of the contest...anyone to take his place?

*ansem dressed as ginger spice steps up*

O_O Um...ok! *puts on Eette Bavis Dyes by Pwenyth Galtrow*

*ansem dances like a night-club girl, lulu trips and ultimecia's hair becomes convenient chocolate bars, the two judges become bunny rabbits...and well...let's say that there are a lot more judges, ansem becomes a manic dancer, running around dancing in laps and glasses of bunny rabbits and he finishes up by doing the solo-salsa, but manages to stop before sora devours him*

*sigh* Ok...Ansem, you're going on to the next round.