The second of my intervals, this one featuring, well you'll see! This idea came to me one night whilst I was watching TV. Yeah. Anyway, I don't own any characters cos that would be dumb cos my names not Marvel. I kind of own Betty Bootwinkle, but er, use her if you want. I don't love her! I feel like turning this into a songfic, and why not! The song has nothing to do with anything though, YAY! Guess what it is-

Interval 2: Betty Bootwinkle

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"Hello my little Acolyte or whatever the hell I call you friends, I'm popping off now!" sang Mags.

"Where too oh loyal master?" asked Sabretooth.

"Oh you know, the MALL!"

"Really? That will be a most wonderful treat!" squealed Sabertooth clapping his hands together.

(I can't spell his name, so I'll make it a thing so I don't look dumb)

"Oh Magneto, don't forget your helmet!" said Colossus rushing over in his tutu.

"Thank you friend."

Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills
and put your helmet on

"I'm off bye." Grunted Wolverine.

"Where you going?" asked Cyclops.

(This one, I'm only going to use codenames! YAY! Read my other stories and you'll see a distinct lack of em.)

"Out."

"Vhats in ze bag?" asked Nightcrawler.

"Dunno, now scram!"

"Iz zat PINK I can see?"

"NO, get yer eyes tested whilst I'm gone. Now GET OUTTA THE WAY!"

"Hey Wolverine, where you going?" asked Professor X.

"NOWHERE!"

"Don't lie to me you insolent wretch!" cried the Prof. and ran over Wolverines toes numerous times in his wheelchair before zooming off yelling;

"POWER TO THE BALDIES!"



Ground Control to Major Tom
Commencing countdown,
engines on
Check ignition
and may God's love be with you

"Ok guys, whilst I'm gone, don't forget to flay the Gambit!" said Magneto.

"You mean the one you keep chained up in the cupboard?"

(I have been watching too much Bo Selecta)

"Yes Pyro, I don't like him. Neither does the authoring dude. In fact, she has a little message for us!"

DOWN WITH GAMBIT! FLAY HIM! FLAY HIM! DOWN WITH ROGUE! FLAY HER AS WELL! LONG LIVE CYCLOPS AND NIGHTCRAWLER!

(I had to vent my spleen there)

"Don't worry your pretty head Magneto!" assured Colossus, "we know what to do!"

"Ok, I'm off then in 10 seconds!"

[spoken]
Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Lift-off

"Hey mommy! I'm going out now!"

"Where too Betty Bootwinkle?" asked her mum, hands on hips.

"I'm going to practice my ballet silly!" laughed Betty Bootwinkle.

"Who's going with you?"

"My new friends, Maggie and Logretta!" and Betty Bootwinkle smiled a little cute girly smile.

"Oh, I'd rather meet these friends before you go, but seeing as I'm a responsible mother, you can go! I mean after all, these are complete strangers to me and you are only 7 and probably won't get back till 10PM seeing as it's 8 now, so go enjoy yourself!"

"Yay! THANKS!" and Betty Bootwinkle ran off.



This is Ground Control
to Major Tom
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule
if you dare

Wolverine had a big coat around him and was wearing a very very cool beret to conceal his appearance. He walked towards the meeting place, going over his moves in his head, how he would deal with all possibilities. He was prepared. He looked at the large building in front of him, took a deep breath and stepped inside.

This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating
in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

Magneto on the other hand had a fedora (the king of all hats) on top of his helmet and was wearing his normal, swooshy cloak thingy. He came to the same building that Wolverine had entered and did the same thing. Nearly.


For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do

Betty Bootwinkle skipped along the road in her pretty pink dress with her pretty blonde hair in pigtails. She sang a lovely little song and kept kissing her teddy bear.

"Tra la la!" she sang as she skipped through a big 'ole door.


Though I'm past
one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much
she knows

"You think you're ready Mags?" asked Wolverine with a sneer on his face.

"Oh yes my small furry mammal like friend, the question is, are you?" answered Magneto in his cool accent.

"Yeah well, let's hope that our teacher arrives soon," grunted Wolverine, "in the meantime, I'm getting' changed, here."

Magneto got the hint and turned around.

"Don't worry my friend, I won't peek. Anyway, I doubt there's much to see."

"You little-" growled Wolverine leaping gracefully through the air.

"Oi! Stop fighting! And Logretta, why do you have no clothes on?" asked Betty Bootwinkle flashing a little smile.

"Er, yeah, don't look kid."

"Come on, you have to put your clothes on, did you remember them? I remembered mine. I had them cleaned 'specially." Babbled Betty Bootwinkle.

"Look, I'm putting em on kid! How could I forgit em!" answered Wolverine.

"What about you Maggie?"

"Child, do not fear!"

Ground Control to Major Tom
Your circuit's dead,
there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you....

"Ok, Maggie, you know what to do!"

Wolverine and Magneto were wearing matching pink ballet outfits and were standing ready to go, Magneto used his amazing mutant ability and made Wolverine do a perfect can-can, he then proceeded to more graceful dance moves.

"Oh you look so pretty!" exclaimed Betty Bootwinkle, "I taught you well didn't you!" and she clapped her hands together in excitement.

Wolverine was chuffed. Him and Magneto had spent months preparing for the talent show, and now they were prepared, he adjusted the tiara in his hair and with a huge smile plastered over his face, continued with his dance.

Here am I floating
round my tin can
Far above the Moon
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do.

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Wow! Wasn't that great? It started off evo-verse, but might have turned movie-verse halfway through. But anyway, I apologise to all Gambit and Rogue fans for that spot of bashing, but I'm sure you'll live! I also apologise for my sad attempts to tie the song in with the story; I turned into a songfic for reasons still unknown to me, but- WHY THE HECK NOT EH? Hahaha yes, this BAMFstoat, signing off!