(R&R AGAIN, PLEASE!) Chapter 2- Beer, guests, and a Suction Cup
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, yada, yada, yada....
IM: All the IY guests are here, and if you don't know me already, call me
IM, short for IceMage. We have new guests here today, and it looks
like the barbeque is starting....
Sesshy: *with raw meat still in his mouth* mmf muff murf!
IM: Are you gonna be good, friendly, and let people huggle you?
Sesshy:???
IM: Come in, new guests! *Ms. Kitty and B1 enter*
B1: SESSHY! HUGGLE!! *starts to chase him around the backyard*
Kitty: MIROKU! HUGGLE!!!! *starts to chase him, but stops*
He's sober!
IM: I can fix that! Here, Miroku, have some "Sober Drink!"
Miroku: MMM...thanks, I appreciate this...*chugs it all*
IM: Have fun, Kitty! I'd better see how things are outside...
Koga: YOU'RE BURNING THE DOGS, INUYASHA!
Inuyasha: I...I..am? WAAAHAAHAHAHAH! I'M KILLING MY OWN
KIND!
Koga: The hot dogs, retard. Here, let me show you how to cook.
*puts on a Kiss the Cook apron and waits* WELLL? C'MON,
KISS ME!
Kagome: No, you smell!
Sango: Right with ya, girl.
Inuyasha: You suck at attracting ladies.
Koga: DO NOT! *they begin to argue, while the food is burning*
Sesshy: Help...me....E-Coli....oog..*B1 is still hugging*
B1: FRIEND! (He doesn't know he has E-Coli)
Naraku: Hey, can I have some of that Sober Drink?
IM: I don't see why not..here!
Kagura: NO! DON'T GIVE HIM IT...oh, too late.
Naraku: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *puts a suction cup on his head and
runs around in circles*
Kagura: No! I...I....WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *puts a suction cup
on her head and runs around in a circle* I....hate...you...
IM: That's nice. I'd better check on Kitty and Miroku..
*opens the sliding door* OMIGOD!!! *Kitty is on top of
Miroku, while Miroku's loving every moment*
Kitty: MEOW!
Miroku: Will you bear my child?
Kitty: AAAAAAAGGGH! *runs outside*
Miroku: Oh well, it happens! *runs outside and jumps in the pool,
even though he can't swim* Hey, my rod doubles as a flotation
device!
Naraku & Kagura: We'll save you! *they jump in and can't swim,
either, but they still keep their suction cups on*
Shippo: *transforms into a ball* Tell me a story! *accidentialy
falls into the pool, and is floating around* HELP!! HELP!!
Kagome: Should we save him, Sango?
Sango: Of course....NOT! MUWAHAAHAHAHAHAAAH!
Kagome: Instead, let's go tackle Inuyasha! MUWAHAHAHAAH!
Sango: YEAH! *they tackle Inu*
Inuyasha: What the? Help me, Koga! ARRGH..
Koga: *whistles and flips the burgers*
IM: Okay, so things are definetly out of the ordinary, so what?
Inuyasha ws tackled, Sesshy has E-Coli, Naraku and Kagura
are drowning, and Shippo is a ball in the pool(Why, I don't
know..). Next time, the barbeque is over, more guests,
violence galore, and water games with Shippo as the ball!
See ya soon!
(NO FLAMES, PLEASE)
If ya wanna be a guest, drop me a buzz and include:
Your characters name, his/her weapon, who he/she wants
to huggle, and if he/she wants to kill anyone.
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, yada, yada, yada....
IM: All the IY guests are here, and if you don't know me already, call me
IM, short for IceMage. We have new guests here today, and it looks
like the barbeque is starting....
Sesshy: *with raw meat still in his mouth* mmf muff murf!
IM: Are you gonna be good, friendly, and let people huggle you?
Sesshy:???
IM: Come in, new guests! *Ms. Kitty and B1 enter*
B1: SESSHY! HUGGLE!! *starts to chase him around the backyard*
Kitty: MIROKU! HUGGLE!!!! *starts to chase him, but stops*
He's sober!
IM: I can fix that! Here, Miroku, have some "Sober Drink!"
Miroku: MMM...thanks, I appreciate this...*chugs it all*
IM: Have fun, Kitty! I'd better see how things are outside...
Koga: YOU'RE BURNING THE DOGS, INUYASHA!
Inuyasha: I...I..am? WAAAHAAHAHAHAH! I'M KILLING MY OWN
KIND!
Koga: The hot dogs, retard. Here, let me show you how to cook.
*puts on a Kiss the Cook apron and waits* WELLL? C'MON,
KISS ME!
Kagome: No, you smell!
Sango: Right with ya, girl.
Inuyasha: You suck at attracting ladies.
Koga: DO NOT! *they begin to argue, while the food is burning*
Sesshy: Help...me....E-Coli....oog..*B1 is still hugging*
B1: FRIEND! (He doesn't know he has E-Coli)
Naraku: Hey, can I have some of that Sober Drink?
IM: I don't see why not..here!
Kagura: NO! DON'T GIVE HIM IT...oh, too late.
Naraku: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *puts a suction cup on his head and
runs around in circles*
Kagura: No! I...I....WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *puts a suction cup
on her head and runs around in a circle* I....hate...you...
IM: That's nice. I'd better check on Kitty and Miroku..
*opens the sliding door* OMIGOD!!! *Kitty is on top of
Miroku, while Miroku's loving every moment*
Kitty: MEOW!
Miroku: Will you bear my child?
Kitty: AAAAAAAGGGH! *runs outside*
Miroku: Oh well, it happens! *runs outside and jumps in the pool,
even though he can't swim* Hey, my rod doubles as a flotation
device!
Naraku & Kagura: We'll save you! *they jump in and can't swim,
either, but they still keep their suction cups on*
Shippo: *transforms into a ball* Tell me a story! *accidentialy
falls into the pool, and is floating around* HELP!! HELP!!
Kagome: Should we save him, Sango?
Sango: Of course....NOT! MUWAHAAHAHAHAHAAAH!
Kagome: Instead, let's go tackle Inuyasha! MUWAHAHAHAAH!
Sango: YEAH! *they tackle Inu*
Inuyasha: What the? Help me, Koga! ARRGH..
Koga: *whistles and flips the burgers*
IM: Okay, so things are definetly out of the ordinary, so what?
Inuyasha ws tackled, Sesshy has E-Coli, Naraku and Kagura
are drowning, and Shippo is a ball in the pool(Why, I don't
know..). Next time, the barbeque is over, more guests,
violence galore, and water games with Shippo as the ball!
See ya soon!
(NO FLAMES, PLEASE)
If ya wanna be a guest, drop me a buzz and include:
Your characters name, his/her weapon, who he/she wants
to huggle, and if he/she wants to kill anyone.